• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • Comment
  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

If rights aren’t universal, they are privilege, not rights.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

Petty moves from a petty man.

One way or another, he’s a liar.

I am pretty sure these ‘journalists’ were not always such a bootlicking sycophants.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

People are complicated. Love is not.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

Let me file that under fuck it.

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

Not loving this new fraud based economy.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Mobile Menu

  • Seattle Meet-up Post
  • 2025 Activism
  • Targeted Political Fundraising
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • COVID-19
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2025 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Photo Blogging / On The Road / On The Road – Deputinize America – Milan, February of 2024

On The Road – Deputinize America – Milan, February of 2024

by WaterGirl|  May 8, 20255:00 am| 13 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging

FacebookTweetEmail

On the Road is a weekday feature spotlighting reader photo submissions.

From the exotic to the familiar, whether you’re traveling or in your own backyard, we would love to see the world through your eyes.

Submit Your Photos

Deputinize America

Back in the Before Times in February 2024, we scheduled a getaway to Malta for Carnival.  Because you can’t easily get to Malta without another stop, we had to go through Milan, a city I had never been to yet.  Fulfilling my need to see every major piece of Renaissance art, I felt obligated to stay for a couple of days to see the sights and was not disappointed.

For those who haven’t spent much time considering Italian history or geography, Milan is a more northerly Italian city, wet in winter, not quite to the alpine regions and cold as balls in February. They adored Garibaldi, opera and a good time – plus, communists and trade unionists had a real presence there.  Fun fact – Mussolini’s body was strung up like a hog on display by communist partisans in Milan after he was killed elsewhere in the Italian north.

Anyway, the people of Milan were so very into their good times that ever present responses to Allied bombing raids of industrial facilities and the city itself was to repair damage to the roof of La Scala (the famed opera house).  They had already started doing the layers of sandbags to protect The Last Supper in 1940 – they knew it was going to eventually be really bad and didn’t want anything to happen to it.

On The Road - Deputinize America - Milan, February of 2024 8
Sforza Castle

Ahead of our walking tour, we had a delightful bit of breakfast sandwich with cappuccino on the square in front of Sforza Castle.  This is a massive 15th century structure, and every schoolkid inLombardy wound up arriving to do a field trip that morning, which was cute and made me really jealous as to the variety of things they have available to see.

On The Road - Deputinize America - Milan, February of 2024 7
Giuseppe Garibaldi Statue

Garibaldi unified Italy over the course of the 1860s and 1870s.  Prior to that, there was no agreement even as to an Italian language.

On The Road - Deputinize America - Milan, February of 2024 6
La Scala

Our walking tour found us in the Opera House.  it is completely refurbished due to extensive war damage.

On The Road - Deputinize America - Milan, February of 2024 5
La Scala Museum

There’s a museum there in the Opera House (the thing is massive), and it is filled with an odd, not real edited collection of flotsam and jetsam, some related to the Opera and its history, some just sort of accumulated from other sources.  This oddity was one of the latter, coming from the collection of someone with an affinity for odd instruments.

It looked like a nightmare to handle and play.

On The Road - Deputinize America - Milan, February of 2024 4
Galleria, Milan

This is an incredibly upscale mall, at the center.  They had really nice restaurants (perfect for the wet weather), were a half block from our hotel, butted straight up to the Duomo, were a visual delight, and totally stymied my desire to buy a scarf since they were 900 euros each.

My wife laughed at me as I left the store, dejected.

On The Road - Deputinize America - Milan, February of 2024 3
Il Duomo

This cathedral is stunning inside and out.  It took some bomb damage, but it clearly was somewhat protected.

On The Road - Deputinize America - Milan, February of 2024 2
Il Duomo
On The Road - Deputinize America - Milan, February of 2024 1
Il Duomo
On The Road - Deputinize America - Milan, February of 2024
Last Supper, Chiesa Santa Maria della Grazie

Leonardo used a previously unknown formulation of paints in this fresco.  Applying paint to wet plaster in increments of only a foot or two square at the time, it still shows surprising color.  The monks at this church didn’t realize the value of what they had; this was simply a dining hall.  In order to use it more easily, they cut a doorway and removed Jesus’ feet sometime in the mid 1600s.  Restorationists won’t recreated that which is lost forever, so they simply painted an arch to represent the misplaced doorway.

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: «spy v. spy flyouts War for Ukraine Day 1,168: Ukraine Has Imposed a No Fly Zone Over Moscow & Other Parts of Russia
Next Post: Shithouse Vanna White (Open Thread) »

Reader Interactions

  • Commenters
  • Filtered
  • Settings

Commenters

No commenters available.

  • arrieve
  • Baud
  • BigJimSlade
  • eclare
  • JML
  • MCat
  • oldster
  • pluky
  • Raoul Paste
  • Royko
  • stinger
  • TB Hill

Filtered Commenters

No filtered commenters available.

    Settings




    Settings are saved immediately; press X to close the box.

    13Comments

    1. 1.

      Baud

      May 8, 2025 at 5:23 am

      Cool. I’ve never been to Milan. Won’t shoot for February.

      Reply
    2. 2.

      eclare

      May 8, 2025 at 6:12 am

      Thanks for the photos!  I see a Dior store in that mall, so yes, upscale.

      Reply
    3. 3.

      Royko

      May 8, 2025 at 6:25 am

      In order to use it more easily, they cut a doorway and removed Jesus’ feet sometime in the mid 1600s.

      Inspiring the career of Rob Liefeld.

       

      Very cool photos/descriptions.

      Reply
    4. 4.

      oldster

      May 8, 2025 at 6:40 am

      The Galleria is stunning, and thank god you can walk through without buying since the prices are stunning like a cattle gun.

      It was not the first shopping arcade with a roof, but, to quote Wiki,

      ”The Milanese Galleria was larger in scale than its predecessors and was an important step in the evolution of the modern glazed and enclosed shopping mall, of which it was the direct progenitor. It has inspired the use of the term galleria for many other shopping arcades and malls.“

      Milan is also a major center for fashion, and I stumbled into a fashion shoot on the Dom Square, just adjacent to the Galleria, where the girls were so abnormally beautiful that they too left me stunned. If you have ever been around NBA players then you may have had that sense that the people are so physically exquisite that they seem almost like a different species, like human-giraffe hybrids, and the models in Milan were like that, too.
      For a more reflective visit in Milan, to quiet the fleshly agitation brought on by the Galleria, you can see the Basilica di Sant Ambrogio,  where Saint Ambrose taught, and where St Augustine certainly visited.

      Reply
    5. 5.

      stinger

      May 8, 2025 at 7:22 am

      Sorry about your balls in February. Going forward, I shall use that as a comparative measurement.

      Reply
    6. 6.

      Raoul Paste

      May 8, 2025 at 7:26 am

      So enjoyable.   Thanks for posting this

      Reply
    7. 7.

      JML

      May 8, 2025 at 7:27 am

      @Royko: Ha! killer reference.

      Milan looks lovely. Will add it to the ever-lengthening list.

      Reply
    8. 8.

      MCat

      May 8, 2025 at 8:55 am

      Wow! Thanks for these great photos. I would love to go there. I’m really enjoying your trip.

      Reply
    9. 9.

      arrieve

      May 8, 2025 at 9:39 am

      Thanks for this–I’ve never been to Milan, and now I really want to go. Italian breakfast sandwich and cappuccino followed by a day of amazing art? Yes, please.

      Reply
    10. 10.

      pluky

      May 8, 2025 at 11:14 am

      “the girls were so abnormally beautiful that they too left me stunned.”

      The torture so many girls and women go through trying to match what is basically a gift of the genetic lottery astounds me. But then, there is a multi-billion dollar industry pushing the con that this foundation, this diet, this outfit, this whatever will do the trick.

      And don’t get me started on the parents that push junior into some high level athletic endeavor cuz scholarship/shot at the pros/reflected glory.

      Reply
    11. 11.

      TB Hill

      May 8, 2025 at 12:01 pm

      Mussolini was killed about 75km from Milan after having fled that place a day or two before. He had been captured alive, along with his lover and a few others; they were executed in captivity.

      There was virtually a civil war in Italy between Sep 1943, when Italy surrendered to the allies, and May 1945 when the Germans surrendered. Mussolini was of course still around and formed a government in the northern regions still under axis control. Broadly, the fascists were supported by the nazis and the usual rightwing suspects; the partisans were supported by the socialists, communists and liberals. Something like 100,000 people were killed in this civil war that was happening even as WW2 continued.

      It’s a complex period for Italians. I know a guy who served in the Italian Army in the first half of WW2 when Mussolini was still in charge of the whole country. After he was deposed and Italy switched sides, many Italian army units were made prisoners by the Germans. This happened to my friend, who then found himself sent to Dachau. Dachau was liberated by the Seventh US Army in 1945 and he made his way to the USA.

      Reply
    12. 12.

      BigJimSlade

      May 8, 2025 at 12:31 pm

      @oldster: I walked out of a store in Berkeley in the late 80s and Manute Bol walked by. I think he leaned toward the giraffe side, lol. It seemed like his thighs were somewhere almost up to my shoulders, and I’m 6′ 2″, or used to be anyway, maybe half inch less now :-/

      Reply
    13. 13.

      oldster

      May 8, 2025 at 2:23 pm

      @pluky:

      Yes, it is a horrible system, and deeply misogynistic. Nor do the winners of the genetic lottery have an easy ride, either — the girls who go into modeling are subjected to all sorts of pressures and abuses themselves.

      I regularly thank the gods that I was not cursed with any beauty or any athletic ability either!

      Reply

    Leave a Comment

    Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

    If you don't see both the Visual and the Text tab on the editor, click here to refresh.

    Clear Comment

    To reply to more than one person, click the X to save & close the box.

    Primary Sidebar

    On The Road - PaulB - Olympic National Park: Lake Quinault 1
    Image by PaulB (5/17/25)

    Recent Comments

    • Soprano2 on Saturday Afternoon Open Thread (May 17, 2025 @ 5:10pm)
    • hitchhiker on Saturday Afternoon Open Thread (May 17, 2025 @ 5:04pm)
    • NotMax on Saturday Afternoon Open Thread (May 17, 2025 @ 5:04pm)
    • dmsilev on Saturday Afternoon Open Thread (May 17, 2025 @ 5:02pm)
    • dmsilev on Chasing the Electric Pangolin Open Thread (May 17, 2025 @ 4:54pm)

    PA Supreme Court At Risk

    Donate

    Balloon Juice Posts

    View by Topic
    View by Author
    View by Month & Year
    View by Past Author

    Featuring

    Medium Cool
    Artists in Our Midst
    Authors in Our Midst
    War in Ukraine
    Donate to Razom for Ukraine

    🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

    Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
    Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

    Meetups

    Upcoming Ohio Meetup May 17
    5/11 Post about the May 17 Ohio Meetup

    Calling All Jackals

    Site Feedback
    Nominate a Rotating Tag
    Submit Photos to On the Road
    Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
    Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)
    Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

    Hands Off! – Denver, San Diego & Austin

    Social Media

    Balloon Juice
    WaterGirl
    TaMara
    John Cole
    DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
    Betty Cracker
    Tom Levenson
    David Anderson
    Major Major Major Major
    DougJ NYT Pitchbot
    mistermix

    Keeping Track

    Legal Challenges (Lawfare)
    Republicans Fleeing Town Halls (TPM)
    21 Letters (to Borrow or Steal)
    Search Donations from a Brand

    PA Supreme Court At Risk

    Donate

    Site Footer

    Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

    • Facebook
    • RSS
    • Twitter
    • YouTube
    • Comment Policy
    • Our Authors
    • Blogroll
    • Our Artists
    • Privacy Policy

    Copyright © 2025 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

    Insert/edit link

    Enter the destination URL

    Or link to existing content

      No search term specified. Showing recent items. Search or use up and down arrow keys to select an item.
        Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

        Email sent!