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You are here: Home / Open Threads / MAHA Slap Fight! (Open Thread)

MAHA Slap Fight! (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  May 13, 202510:37 am| 170 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

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As long time readers of this space know, I have the political instincts of a concussed garden snail, so no one should ever pay any mind to my predictions of what’s going to happen in an election. I confidently predicted the elections of both Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris.

Going back decades, I’ve backed the wrong horse in every Democratic primary with one exception: Barack Obama. So it’s no surprise that among the many things I didn’t see coming, I utterly failed to comprehend the danger when Trump’s MAGA movement merged with RFK the Lesser’s woo-woo kooks last year.

In my defense, at first blush, it made for a seemingly unwieldy base coalition, crunchy granola types who haunt dairy farms and fondle cows for raw milk united with human truck-nuts who subsist on bags of pork cracklings dipped in convenience store nacho sauce. I failed to see what they had in common, which is a propensity to credulously swallow the dumbest conspiracy theories. It was enough, damn it.

But now it looks like the cells within that malignant coalition are busily dividing, and with any luck, maybe that will kill the rotten host eventually. Here’s an excerpt from Michelle Goldberg’s NYT column on a MAHA spat that broke out when Kennedy recommended wellness quack Casey Means for surgeon general.

Means is a close ally of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., now the secretary of health and human services. Yet much of Kennedy’s Make America Healthy Again, or MAHA, movement has revolted against her nomination. It’s a rift that underscores the instability of a political coalition built on paranoia, distrust and the dogged pursuit of social media clout.

Among the loudest voices railing against Means is Laura Loomer, the conspiracy theorist who has achieved an outsize role in some of Trump’s personnel decisions. In a post on X, she zeroed in on Means’s new age spiritual practices, detailed in a 2024 newsletter article Means wrote about finding love at 35. The surgeon general nominee described working with a medium, doing full moon ceremonies and “plant medicine experiences,” and asking for help from trees. Loomer called her a crackpot and warned, without a trace of irony, “The inmates are running the asylum!”

Loomer! Calling someone else a crackpot!

Kennedy’s former running mate Nicole Shanahan suggested RFK Jr. is being controlled by his siblings. Naomi Wolf (the nutty Naomi, not the Klein) thinks Means and her wellness entrepreneur brother, who also works at HHS, are CIA plants. RFK Jr.’s pushback is just making things worse, according to Goldberg:

Kennedy has responded to these attacks by accusing Means’s detractors of being paid shills for big food, which, as you can probably imagine, has made some of them even angrier. For decades, he’s been telling people that monstrous totalitarian powers control the medical system. In the subculture he’s helped build, scientific knowledge is found not in peer-reviewed articles, but down internet rabbit holes, and all appeals to authority are necessarily suspect. Now the dark energies he’s manifested are coming back to haunt him.

That’s the downside of the do-your-own-research methodology that rejects science and expertise. There’s no pursuit of truth, only clout chasing, and those who become “authorities” under that rotten system will be in the sights of the next band of kooks looking to tear down “the establishment.”

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch.

Open thread!

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  1. 1.

    Butch

    May 13, 2025 at 10:44 am

    “Big food?”  That’s a new one on me.

  2. 2.

    Baud

    May 13, 2025 at 10:48 am

    asking for help from trees

    Worked for the Hobbits.

  3. 3.

    Albatrossity

    May 13, 2025 at 10:48 am

    Coalitions of the paranoid are rarely successful.

  4. 4.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 13, 2025 at 10:52 am

    “Natural”/”wellness”/supplement/alt-med world is predominantly right-coded now. I’ve been watching it slowly happen for decades. The COVID pandemic massively accelerated the process, but the link between evangelical religion and MLMs was a major entry point.

  5. 5.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 13, 2025 at 10:54 am

    (Note, this is very much returning to a preoccupation of the original Nazis.)

  6. 6.

    Josie

    May 13, 2025 at 10:55 am

    I’m not really understanding why these two factions are fighting with each other.

  7. 7.

    Portly Neighbor

    May 13, 2025 at 10:57 am

    Oh, “full moon ceremonies.” Dammit. Alone again, naturally.

  8. 8.

    Harrison Wesley

    May 13, 2025 at 10:57 am

    I would agree about the ‘monstrous totalitarian powers’ if they were talking about insurance companies or private equity owned healthcare facilities. But that doesn’t appear to be the case.

  9. 9.

    mappy!

    May 13, 2025 at 10:57 am

    There does seem to the vibe of a looming crisis of confidence amongst the gamers…

  10. 10.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 13, 2025 at 10:58 am

    @Josie: Seems to be a Christianist vs. new age pagan thing?

    Loomer also got pissed off at the Qatari plane bribe because it was coming from Muslims.

  11. 11.

    Geminid

    May 13, 2025 at 10:58 am

    Laura Loomer is also griping about the Boeing 747 Qatar is expected to give Trump. I’m not sure that jet will ever be delivered, much less converted to Air Force One, but it’s created one of the larger controversies of Trump’s term so far.

  12. 12.

    M31

    May 13, 2025 at 11:00 am

    need the rhyme to keep them straight:

    Naomi + Klein = fine
    Naomi + Wolf = oof

  13. 13.

    Josie

    May 13, 2025 at 11:00 am

    @Matt McIrvin: ​
     Okay, I guess that makes sense. They are both kind of weird, in my book.

  14. 14.

    YY_Sima Qian

    May 13, 2025 at 11:01 am

    Since this is an open thread, here is an absolutely fascinating study of the effects of affirmative action policies in Imperial China:

    Melanie Meng Xue @Melanie_Xue
    Three centuries ago China tweaked a single rule in its imperial exams—and gave us a natural experiment on affirmative action that still echoes today. 
    1/ Early-1700s:
    top degrees from the imperial exams were captured by a few rich coastal provinces. Scholars from poorer or frontier regions almost never made the final list.
    2/ 1712 reform:
    at the last stage only each province had to show the same success rate among its own finalists. Coastal strongholds hit a ceiling; Guizhou, Yunnan & friends suddenly had a real shot.
    3/ We assembled records on 16 000 + successful finalists (1650-1840), linked thousands to documented bureaucratic careers, and—two centuries later—matched their home regions to 1982 census outcomes, then compared provinces before vs. after the rule change.
    4/ Quantity effect
    A prefecture located in a province whose finalist success-rate rose by one standard deviation roughly doubled its per-capita flow of top degrees in each decade after 1712. Earlier rounds already had fixed provincial caps, so prep incentives held steady.
    / Quality check
    Newly advantaged scholars
    • started at higher initial ranks
    • ultimately reached higher peak ranks
    • triggered no excess local unrest
    Easier hurdle, no “mismatch”.
    6/ A new inequality
    The reform shrank gaps between provinces, but inside the winners the best-prepared prefectures captured most of the new slots—so a fresh divide emerged within those provinces.
    7/ Legacy after 1905
    Imperial exams ended in 1905. The edge in the new university race faded—yet the earlier learning boom lingered: 1982 census data show higher secondary & tertiary completion and better non-farm jobs in former beneficiary provinces.
    8/ Why this case travels
     Clean rule change at the final filter
     Earlier filters still quota-controlled, so effort incentives stayed intact
     Two full centuries of follow-up data
    9/ Take-aways
     Shifting only the last gate can widen representation without blunting effort.
     Quality loss isn’t automatic; where a quota sits matters.
     Temporary fixes cast long shadows—good and bad.
     Redistribution often reshapes, rather than erases, inequality.
    10/ Full details:
    “The Short- and Long-Run Effects of Affirmative Action: Evidence from Imperial China”  https://cepr.org/publications/dp20187
    Thanks for reading—comments & feedback welcome!

    Lei Gong @gonglei89
    This is a pretty awesome study. One thing it neatly demonstrates is how much inherited successes aren’t “innate” but institutionally determined and mediated.

    Might be relevant for public policy considerations, at least for a future time after the US returns to its senses.

  15. 15.

    rikyrah

    May 13, 2025 at 11:05 am

    A Surgeon General who didn’t finish her Residency or take the qualifying exams.

    Only White people can get away with being this unqualified.😡😡😡

     

    If someone non-White were nominated with these kind of non-credentials….every Republican would be on Fox screaming about them being unqualified.😡😡

  16. 16.

    rikyrah

    May 13, 2025 at 11:07 am

    @Geminid:

    Bribery and SECURITY BREACHES EVERYWHERE 😡 😡 😡

  17. 17.

    NotMax

    May 13, 2025 at 11:07 am

    A perverse case of the Means justifying the ends.
    //

  18. 18.

    Steve LaBonne

    May 13, 2025 at 11:07 am

    @Matt McIrvin: Rick Perlstein’s famous essay “The Long Con” isn’t going to stop being relevant any time soon.

  19. 19.

    waspuppet

    May 13, 2025 at 11:08 am

    Loomer! Calling someone else a crackpot!

    And being right! Which does not reduce her own crackpottery! But still!

    I don’t understand this alliance either. Rushing out the COVID vaccine was the only thing Trump has ever done that was (mostly) right. And Catcher’s Mitt Face got like 14 votes in the 2024 primaries, so I don’t get what “his supporters” bring to the table.

  20. 20.

    Jeffro

    May 13, 2025 at 11:08 am

    it’s crazy people, all the way down!

    LOL

    If MAGA had even two collective brain cells to rub together, they’d see this kind of thing

    Loomer! Calling someone else a crackpot!

    and maybe start to realize that they’re not being led by the best.  Or even the not-worst.

  21. 21.

    catclub

    May 13, 2025 at 11:08 am

    convenience store nacho sauce.

    Is that the cheese adjacent petroleum product?

  22. 22.

    catclub

    May 13, 2025 at 11:10 am

    @Geminid: ​
      I expect that plane to be completely riddled with Chinese and Israeli spying bugs.

  23. 23.

    RaflW

    May 13, 2025 at 11:10 am

    I can sympathize with the opening of this post. I seem to recall backing Paul Simon (of Illinois, not the fine musician who, to my knowledge, has never run for POTUS). Also was an early Howard Dean fan.

    TBF, I knew I was a nutball when I backed Gov. Moonbeam in his quixotic effort against Bill C. (I liked Tsongas but IIRC he petered out quick, so perfectly to type for me.)

  24. 24.

    NotMax

    May 13, 2025 at 11:11 am

    @catclub

    In a pinch can be utilized in place of Spackle.
    ;)

  25. 25.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 13, 2025 at 11:12 am

    @Matt McIrvin: They are gullible and distrust authority, the ideological extremes share those characteristics. Science feels authoritarian to them because they don’t understand it

    My friend who was into wellness and taught yoga, liked Ron Paul and ended up voting for Obama twice. Voted for Jill Stein in 2016 and then became MAGA lite

  26. 26.

    Ten Bears

    May 13, 2025 at 11:13 am

    As someone with degrees in and retired from “research” I’m pretty pissed off abut how that word has been compromised. Won’t even use it: I’m studying a problem, reading up on it. If I were to look for a year of the jackpot in all this this is probably the clearest mark that the failure of a social order is in the breakdown of common civility …

  27. 27.

    Almost Retired

    May 13, 2025 at 11:14 am

    @RaflW:   I backed Jerry Brown at my first (and only) Iowa caucus in 1980 as a college freshman.  Brown favored the legalization of marijuana, and I was a single-issue voter at the time.

  28. 28.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 13, 2025 at 11:15 am

    @Ten Bears: Doing research these days has come to mean watching conspiracy peddling YT videos and following some kooks on social media.

  29. 29.

    kindness

    May 13, 2025 at 11:16 am

    We’re surrounded by idiots.

    I’ll tell you what I think RFK Jr’s followers and MAGA truck nut types have in common.  They both need to eat a Costco sized bag of salted dicks.  Someone please post the video of this happening.

  30. 30.

    catclub

    May 13, 2025 at 11:17 am

    @Matt McIrvin: ​
     

    “Natural”/”wellness”/supplement/alt-med world is predominantly right-coded now.

    interesting. I would have guessed that men into ‘wellness’ are into body-building type wellness, so right wing makes sense.
    Not as clear for women into wellness.
    Maybe just indicates a trend of more men into ‘wellness’

  31. 31.

    Josie

    May 13, 2025 at 11:18 am

    @schrodingers_cat: “Science feels authoritarian to them because they don’t understand it.”
    This is an excellent explanation of their outlook. It’s so simple, but I never looked at it that way before.​

  32. 32.

    catclub

    May 13, 2025 at 11:19 am

    @RaflW: ​
     

    I liked Tsongas but IIRC he petered out quick,

    Euphemism for ‘died of cancer’?

  33. 33.

    Tim C.

    May 13, 2025 at 11:20 am

    Fascists really aren’t effective at running things.   Fascism sadly has certain politcal advantages, but it always degrades reasonably quickly.    The era of imperial absolute rulers ended not becasue of some moral great awakening, but simply getting out-competed by more dynamic and sane governments.   We may be in for a bad time for a while, and the long term damage will be serious to catastrophic.

    But they will lose.

  34. 34.

    catclub

    May 13, 2025 at 11:21 am

    @Josie: Also relevant to apes reading philosophy.

    HT: Fish called Wanda

  35. 35.

    Belafon

    May 13, 2025 at 11:21 am

    @Geminid: come to find out, the plane has been in San Antonio since at least the beginning of the month. I work for the company that is getting to do the check on the plane, though I’m not part of that group (it’ll probably be moved to Greenville, Tx at some point).

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/05/12/trump-qatar-747-gift-security/?pwapi_token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJyZWFzb24iOiJnaWZ0IiwibmJmIjoxNzQ3MDIyNDAwLCJpc3MiOiJzdWJzY3JpcHRpb25zIiwiZXhwIjoxNzQ4NDA0Nzk5LCJpYXQiOjE3NDcwMjI0MDAsImp0aSI6IjFiNTRkMjc4LTdkYzItNDc0OC05ZjY3LTdlOTFjNmY0MzY1MyIsInVybCI6Imh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lndhc2hpbmd0b25wb3N0LmNvbS9uYXRpb25hbC1zZWN1cml0eS8yMDI1LzA1LzEyL3RydW1wLXFhdGFyLTc0Ny1naWZ0LXNlY3VyaXR5LyJ9.kjyWzG9o2FqeJgZRLM9Vdqj1_trsLNXbIaoCdPlWV-8

  36. 36.

    Tim C.

    May 13, 2025 at 11:21 am

    @kindness: They don’t go to Costo… maybe Sam’s club.  ;)

  37. 37.

    artem1s

    May 13, 2025 at 11:22 am

    @Harrison Wesley: ​ 
    It’s probably about processed food and additives. they were fine when being concerned about the prevalence high fructose corn syrup in anything that comes in a box or can or bottle. Or nitrites that can add to hypertension, cancer and other health problems.
    then there is the effect of marketing, packaging, branding and bribing grocery stores to place their products at eye level. I know kids who can’t eat anything without covering it in red high fructose corn syrup (ketchup). They also won’t eat generic oat O’s even though they are exactly the same product as the General Mills brand that comes in a yellow box and costs 3x’s as much.
    being concerned about highly processed food is a legit thing. But then they go down the conspiracy rabbit hole and decide pasteurized milk is evil. they can’t stop themselves.

  38. 38.

    Harrison Wesley

    May 13, 2025 at 11:22 am

    @YY_Sima Qian: That is fascinating. I seem to recall that one of the UC campuses tried something similar a few years ago, but I don’t remember specifics.

  39. 39.

    Sure Lurkalot

    May 13, 2025 at 11:23 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    the link between evangelical religion and MLMs was a major entry point

    For podcast listeners, Season 1 of The Dream is a good primer on MLMs and how they escaped being deemed the pyramid schemes they are.

    I have the current bestseller/MLM expose “Little Bosses Everywhere” on hold on Libby. Meanwhile, I’m reading Tom Levenson’s So Very Small which is so very good.

  40. 40.

    cope

    May 13, 2025 at 11:23 am

    @catclub: Not to mention strategically placed small explosive charges.

  41. 41.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 13, 2025 at 11:25 am

    @Josie: TBF, Science is not easy to understand. Basic scientific research can be easily made to sound wasteful. I bet if I explain some of the research I have done over here, people’s eyes would glaze over and their internal monolog would be, what is even the point

    Sometimes there is no immediate practical application. So it all seems wasteful and self indulgent to many.

  42. 42.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    May 13, 2025 at 11:25 am

    @catclub:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Tsongas

    I was also a Paul Simon supporter when he ran, then Paul Tsongas.  I think many of us here who talk about a lifetime of nose-holding experiences come from the same perspective as BCrack.

  43. 43.

    catclub

    May 13, 2025 at 11:27 am

    @cope: An Israeli specialty!

  44. 44.

    Jackie

    May 13, 2025 at 11:28 am

    Semi-sorta on topic: Why conservative Christian women get away with wearing non-conservative clothing?

    Leora Tanenbaum, writing for Ms. Magazine:

    “It appears that Republicans in support of Trump’s politics, including conservative Christians, have concluded that displaying women’s semi-naked bodies can be useful for their political objectives, even if doing so is at odds with their values…”

    “This shift coincides with the political rise of Donald Trump, the former owner of the Miss Universe Organization, who has a long history of treating women as sexual objects whose value corresponds with his opinion of their looks.”

    “This is not behavior typically considered acceptable by conservatives. But instead of distancing themselves from Trump, it appears that they have framed Trump’s affinity for scantily clad women as a moral statement: A woman wearing a tight dress with a thigh-high slit and stilettos is taking a stance against trans rights and in support of the executive order that the federal government recognize only two sexes. She is dressing like a ‘real’ woman…”

    Dressing to please dirty old men.

  45. 45.

    artem1s

    May 13, 2025 at 11:31 am

    @schrodingers_cat: ​ TBF, Science Religion is not easy to understand. Basic scientific research Raiding tax payer dollars to fund parochial schools can be easily made to sound wasteful.
    Science is hard but not nearly as hard as twisting yourself into mental knots so you can claim that schools should teach that everything in the bible is literally true.​

  46. 46.

    Sure Lurkalot

    May 13, 2025 at 11:32 am

    @rikyrah:

    Only White people can get away with being this unqualified.

    Since they celebrate being uneducated, it follows that qualifications are for suckers. Who you know and mutual grift are the gateways to success so why bother with all that time consuming learning?

  47. 47.

    Geminid

    May 13, 2025 at 11:40 am

    @Belafon: They ought to call that plane “The White Elephant.”

    Apparantly the Qataris gave a Turkiye a Boeing 747 a few years ago, for Turkish President Erdogan to fly around in. I saw a picture of Erdogan being greeted by Egyptian al-Sisi at the Cairo airport, with the 747 in the background. It was like Erdogan showed up in a vintage Cadillac.

  48. 48.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 13, 2025 at 11:41 am

    @artem1s: You don’t have to convince me. I am trying to get into the mindset of science denying antivax people.

    I am a person with a scientific education and do not follow any religion.

  49. 49.

    Josie

    May 13, 2025 at 11:43 am

    @Geminid: We could also call it “The Trojan Plane.”

  50. 50.

    Baud

    May 13, 2025 at 11:45 am

    @Geminid:

    They’re like Oprah except with planes.

  51. 51.

    Geminid

    May 13, 2025 at 11:50 am

    From Turkish journalist Ragip Soylu:

        Multiple news outlets report Syrian President al-Sharaa to meet with Trump tomorrow in Riyadh.

    Yesterday, Trump talked about lifting the sanctions on Syria that have been in place since the Assad era, saying this would give the new government “a fresh start.” The Saudis want this and so does Turkish President Erdogan, who had a long phone call with Trump last week.

  52. 52.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 13, 2025 at 11:52 am

    @artem1s: Also,  belief in religion doesn’t demand understanding.

  53. 53.

    NotMax

    May 13, 2025 at 11:52 am

    @Josie

    Hair Force One.
    //

  54. 54.

    Professor Bigfoot

    May 13, 2025 at 11:54 am

    @schrodingers_cat: Science feels authoritarian to them because they don’t understand it.

    Heh. “Everything is a conspiracy theory when you don’t understand how anything works.”

  55. 55.

    Professor Bigfoot

    May 13, 2025 at 12:05 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Religious faith is, by definition, irrational.

    What else can you call a belief in supernatural forces and supernatural beings? “The power of prayer” is irrational.

    I don’t say that to denigrate it. As irrational as it is, it’s a very deeply human thing, and I respect it as such.

  56. 56.

    Citizen Alan

    May 13, 2025 at 12:05 pm

    @Josie:  When I think about MAGAs, my image of them is that they are all the assholes back in rural Mississippi who would trip me or slam me into a locker back in junior high because “reading is for fags.” And then they get out into the real world with that HS diploma that they struggled to get with a C- average and they’re incensed that the kids who liked to read and valued learning were doing better than them economically and socially.

    Nothing but lazy, entitled, mediocre white boys (and girls) who hate DEI and “wokeness” because they know they can’t compete with ambitious, hardworking minorities, women, and immigrants on an even playing field.

  57. 57.

    Anyway

    May 13, 2025 at 12:06 pm

    @rikyrah: Head of the NIH has some troubling beliefs as well.

    And the acronyms peddled by RFK  Jr and his merry band of grifters – makes me stabby…

  58. 58.

    Baud

    May 13, 2025 at 12:15 pm

    Via reddit, more Democratic terrorism

    Man burns 100 Beachwood Public Library books on Jewish, African American, LGBTQ+ education: report

  59. 59.

    prostratedragon

    May 13, 2025 at 12:19 pm

    South African tells us briefly just how persecued white South Africans are not

  60. 60.

    Trivia Man

    May 13, 2025 at 12:23 pm

    @Belafon: tip: remove everything after the “?” In the liink

  61. 61.

    Belafon

    May 13, 2025 at 12:25 pm

    @Trivia Man: I didn’t only because that’s the gift link part.

  62. 62.

    Belafon

    May 13, 2025 at 12:25 pm

    @Belafon: What I should have done was put it as a link on some words so you don’t see the whole thing.

  63. 63.

    Manyakitty

    May 13, 2025 at 12:26 pm

    @Baud: I hate it when Ohio gets in the news.

  64. 64.

    Baud

    May 13, 2025 at 12:26 pm

    @Manyakitty:

    I’m looking forward to the upcoming Ohio BJ meetup making the news.

  65. 65.

    prostratedragon

    May 13, 2025 at 12:27 pm

    monstrous totalitarian powers

    Guess one has to be of a certain age for that phrase to trigger in the mind, Monstrous Mechanical Metal-Munching Moon Mice. It does rather help to situate that discussion.

  66. 66.

    Chris T.

    May 13, 2025 at 12:27 pm

    @catclub:

    I would have guessed that men into ‘wellness’ are into body-building type wellness, so right wing makes sense.

    Possibly. Note that body-building isn’t really about “wellness” though. There’s nothing wrong with it, it’s just not related to health. Especially if you compete on stage (and double-especially if you leave the “natural” path for the siren call of anabolic steroids). The desired look to win such contests requires a distinctly un-healthy low body fat percentage, and for the time on stage, you’re loaded up with salt and water after previously getting seriously dehydrated. (This helps striations and veins show, through paper-thin skin.)

    If you skip the competitions and stay at a healthier body fat level (and don’t abuse steroids thus causing liver and/or heart issues), it can be reasonably healthy.

  67. 67.

    Geminid

    May 13, 2025 at 12:29 pm

    @Geminid: Turkish President Erdogan– likely with the help of his shrewd Foreign Minister Hakan Fidan– really laid it on thick in the “readout” of his phone call with Trump last week:

       The phone conversation we had today with the President of ghe United States, my esteemed friend Donald Trump, was very productive, comprehensive and sincere.

    During our meeting, we discussed the deteriorating humanitarian situation in Gaza, Syria, the Russia Ukraine war, global trade, the ongoing negotiations between Iran and the U.S., and many other regional and global issues.

    I emphasized that I appreciate President Trump’s efforts to end the ongoing conflicts and wars in our world, and that Turkiye is ready to supply the neccesary support to establish an environment of peace and tranquility in the region.

    I expressed that I would be very pleased to host my dear friend in Turkiye as soon as possible, and he invited me to the USA.

    I hope to meet with my friend Trump soon….

    The readout the White House provided was almost as effusive.

    Erdogan carefully cultivated Trump during his first term. I expect they they stayed in touch while Trump was out of power. Trump’s not that hard to figure out for people like R.T. Erdogan and his right-hand man Hakan Fidan.

    Interestingly, Trump made his long-time friend and ally Tom Barrack his Ambassador to Turkiye. Erdogan probably considers Barrack’s indictment and acquittal during the Biden administration a feature, not a bug.

  68. 68.

    Manyakitty

    May 13, 2025 at 12:29 pm

    @Baud: heh.

  69. 69.

    Trivia Man

    May 13, 2025 at 12:29 pm

    @Jackie: breaking news that is related to- the mormons have restyled their religious garments. When i was young it was a major point that clothing had to cover the garments and anything that didn’t was immodest. And that immodest was true even if you didn’t wear garments yet.

    The new styles allow much shorter dresses and even GASP bare shoulders. Still in short supply, there are reports that women are sharing the new ones for special occasions until they can all get a set. Sisterhood of the traveling garments!

  70. 70.

    Shakti

    May 13, 2025 at 12:30 pm

     

     

     So it’s no surprise that among the many things I didn’t see coming, I utterly failed to comprehend the danger when Trump’s MAGA movement merged with RFK the Lesser’s woo-woo kooks last year.

    @Betty Cracker   They’re both eugenicists and racist as fuck. If you follow Imani Barbarin she explains a lot and in detail, about how eugenicism is not confined to one part of the political spectrum.  They also tend to love essentialism.

     

     

    @Josie: Style points; probably. Most likely,  I think they’re competing for their niches in the grift ecosystem and they overlap too much.  I’m just going to say a lot of the ‘woo woo pet cows vaccines are bad’ and ‘gender panic are everywhere” types  are racist as fuck  and also religious, but not always on the religiosity.

     

     

    Full disclosure: I am very into some “woo.” But I actually believe in modern medicine; do not share any of those politics,  and have actually seen and experienced up close what happens when food regulations are lax and/or people contract entirely preventable food and water borne diseases.

     

    I don’t like essentialism even though it does provide comforting stories to people.

  71. 71.

    Chief Oshkosh

    May 13, 2025 at 12:30 pm

    @RaflW: Yes, we were big Dean supporters, including through his time as head the DNC.

    It may be petty of me, and certainly makes no difference to the world, but I’ll never forgive Gephart and Kerry* for colluding to kill the Dean campaign. They then went on to run the most beige campaigns possible, and found a way to lose to the dumbest war criminal we’ve ever produced who ALSO headed the party whose policies tanked the economy. Again.

    *My wife and I were pragmatic enough to get behind Kerry. We even hosted dinner parties for him. Good lord, but that man was/is dull as dishwater. I mean, he’s actually an interesting and accomplished human being, with lots of exciting and real achievements, but as a political candidate, he makes a very good fence post.

  72. 72.

    Trivia Man

    May 13, 2025 at 12:32 pm

    @Belafon: TIL, thanks

  73. 73.

    Baud

    May 13, 2025 at 12:33 pm

    @Shakti:

    Everyone needs a little woo in their life.

  74. 74.

    Trivia Man

    May 13, 2025 at 12:33 pm

    @Belafon: Sorry to be a Choosy Beggar instead of grateful for your contribution

  75. 75.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 13, 2025 at 12:34 pm

    @Professor Bigfoot: Yeah. Faith in something bigger than yourself seems to be a human need. I agree.

    But I am always wary of people who wear their religion on their sleeve. It doesn’t matter which religion.  Faith. spirituality etc are deeply personal but far too often they become a stick to beat others into compliance.

  76. 76.

    prostratedragon

    May 13, 2025 at 12:35 pm

    @YY_Sima Qian:  Thank you, this sounds interesting.

  77. 77.

    The Audacity of Krope

    May 13, 2025 at 12:37 pm

    @Geminid: Laura Loomer is also griping about the Boeing 747 Qatar is expected to give Trump.

    I’m hoping he accepts it and it turns out to be a form of Trojan horse scenario.

  78. 78.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 13, 2025 at 12:38 pm

    Totally OT Enjoying my fountain pens with a rainbow assortment of inks. Great for writing and drawing. Why did we ever stop using them.

    Oh and if you want to use a black fountain pen ink for drawing Pelikan’s fount India black ink is the best. It doesn’t smudge and is fairly waterproof. I am using it for my line and wash drawings. Don’t let it dry in the pen though. Says so on the box.

  79. 79.

    Baud

    May 13, 2025 at 12:39 pm

    Thanks, Biden

    US farmers sue Trump administration for withheld IRA funds

  80. 80.

    Shakti

    May 13, 2025 at 12:39 pm

    @Jackie: They’re the right kind of ladies [white, christian, blonde, right age, attractiveness level] to wear these garments and are exceptioneered into being *virtuous*  by fitting the aesthetic ideals. Being exceptioneered is a flex.

    The other rules and silly things like hypocrisy apply to the lessers. who are ugly, and violate gender rules by existing. I remember it’s been a forever trope that their political opponents’ women are ugly smelly  unhealthy [sexist slurs].

  81. 81.

    Professor Bigfoot

    May 13, 2025 at 12:43 pm

    @Baud: We humans are just built that way.

    Faith has gotten many a human through many a trial; and religion has been around to empty the pockets of believers.

  82. 82.

    prostratedragon

    May 13, 2025 at 12:44 pm

    @catclub:  No need to restrict to those two when Iran, NKorea, etc are around, not to mention, er, ngos. They could call the plane “Antarctica.”

  83. 83.

    Professor Bigfoot

    May 13, 2025 at 12:44 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I think I’ve mentioned before how the biggest racist (and idiots) I’ve ever been forced to work with were also the biggest  LOUDEST Christians.

  84. 84.

    Baud

    May 13, 2025 at 12:47 pm

    @Professor Bigfoot:

    I recognize the limits of rationality.

  85. 85.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 13, 2025 at 12:48 pm

    @Professor Bigfoot: Same with BJP bhakts. Loudest fakest Sanatanis.

    RSS/BJP calls Hindu religion Sanatan Dharma (Eternal Code of Conduct)

    Someone on Twitter called it Tantrum Dharma. Many heads exploded!

  86. 86.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 13, 2025 at 12:48 pm

    @Baud: Baudisattva is wise.

  87. 87.

    Jay

    May 13, 2025 at 1:05 pm

    Project 2025 has been updated with new goals, methods and targets.

    https://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/05/12/news-that-will-drive-you-to-drink-project-2025-edition/

  88. 88.

    Elizabelle

    May 13, 2025 at 1:05 pm

    Have not read the thread, but has anyone seen some good articles and items about how to get people away from conspiracy theories?

    Conspiracy theories pushed by social media are going to be the death of us, some of us physically.

    Thank you in advance.

  89. 89.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 13, 2025 at 1:06 pm

    @Jackie: Horny public objectification of women has been a thing good Christian conservative men do and defend from those killjoy feminists at least since I was a teenager. It’s an assertion of men’s power over women.

  90. 90.

    NotMax

    May 13, 2025 at 1:06 pm

    @schrodingers_cat

    The Bauda Sutra back in print! Use code BJ69 at checkout for 75% discount.
    ;)

  91. 91.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 13, 2025 at 1:08 pm

    @Citizen Alan: Substitute russia for MAGAts and Ukraine for you, and you get exactly the same dynamic at work. They are the loser big brother whose big moment of glory is the touchdown he scored in the state championship game a few decades ago, and has gone on to a loser career as assistant manager of the feed store, leading a life filled with resentment.

  92. 92.

    BethanyAnne

    May 13, 2025 at 1:09 pm

    From a 1940 collection of essays called Freedom: Its Meaning, here’s Bertrand Russell on how fascism begins:

    The first step in a fascist movement is the combination under an energetic leader of a number of men who possess more than the average share of leisure, brutality, and stupidity. The next step is to fascinate fools and muzzle the intelligent, by emotional excitement on the one hand and terrorism on the other.

    This technique is as old as the hills; it was practiced in almost every Greek city, and the moderns have only enlarged its scale.

    https://kottke.org/25/05/bertrand-russell-on-how-fascism-starts

  93. 93.

    Geminid

    May 13, 2025 at 1:09 pm

    @Geminid: When Tom Barrack arrived in Ankara last week he told reporters:

       I think it’s a really monumental day for me, feeling the echo of this land from which my ancestors came.

    But I come with a really simple message from President Trump…which is his desire to raise this [US/Turkiye] relationship to the level it deserves. It’s always been a great relationship, but it should be an extraordinary relationship.

    Barrack was speaking broadly about his ancestry; his grandparents were Lebanese Christians. Barrack, who is a healthy-looking 78 years old, grew up in Culver City, California. His father was a grocer and his mother a secretary.

    Barrack attended USC and earned a law degree at the University of San Diego. His first job out of law school was with Herbert Kalmbach, Ronald Reagan’s lawyer.* After a lucrative law career that took him around the Middle East, Barrack went on to found the real estate investment company Colony Capital.

    * When Reagan visited his own Ranch Cielo, the Secret Service boarded their horses at Barrack’s nearby stable.

  94. 94.

    Bupalos

    May 13, 2025 at 1:11 pm

    @Manyakitty: Beachwood is the next suburb out from the one I grew up in and I believe still pretty heavily Jewish. These are highly liberal enclaves of the generally liberal NEOhio. It didn’t happen there because of ‘redness’ but the opposite.

    But the way everything is state-ified, yeah, this will be read as “book-burning Ohioans!”

    But whatup Clevenet, am I really allowed to check out 100 books at a time?

  95. 95.

    Bill Arnold

    May 13, 2025 at 1:12 pm

    @Trivia Man:

    the mormons have restyled their religious garments.

    Interesting.
    (I see that the markings started being silk-screened for womens’ garments in 2018.)

  96. 96.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 13, 2025 at 1:13 pm

    @Elizabelle: Here is an article from the Scientific American.

  97. 97.

    Elizabelle

    May 13, 2025 at 1:15 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:  Thank you.  Looks great, and a persuasive source.

  98. 98.

    Josie

    May 13, 2025 at 1:18 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: ​
     This picture reminds me of one of the tenets of the book Friday Night Lights. The author shows how reaching the pinnacle of success (that winning touchdown) at such an early point in life dooms the young man to a life of disappointment. It explained a lot to me about winners and losers.

  99. 99.

    Elizabelle

    May 13, 2025 at 1:18 pm

    @BethanyAnne:  Looks great.  Thank you.  Taking a friend to a med appointment, and now have something great to read.

  100. 100.

    BethanyAnne

    May 13, 2025 at 1:20 pm

    @Elizabelle: Yw :)

  101. 101.

    Soprano2

    May 13, 2025 at 1:21 pm

    @artem1s: Buy a box, then when it’s gone keep the box and put the generic cereal in the box. They probably won’t be able to tell the difference. My husband did this with kids, and it worked well.

  102. 102.

    Trivia Man

    May 13, 2025 at 1:22 pm

    @Bill Arnold: Interesting, the sacred marks were sewn in and it was essential to cut them off before disposing of worn out garments. I guess cost cutting to screen printing instead but still requires the removal.

  103. 103.

    NotMax

    May 13, 2025 at 1:24 pm

    @Tivia Man

    Still a Moroni(c) cult.

  104. 104.

    raven

    May 13, 2025 at 1:26 pm

    @Soprano2: My old man used to do that with booze. High dollar bottles filled with cheap!

  105. 105.

    JoyceH

    May 13, 2025 at 1:27 pm

    Question – can the makers of the MMR vaccine sue RFK Jr for the repeated false claim that their vaccine contains “aborted fetus debris”?

  106. 106.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 13, 2025 at 1:31 pm

    @Josie: Bruce Springsteen and “King of the Hill” have produced poignant works on this subject.

  107. 107.

    NotMax

    May 13, 2025 at 1:31 pm

    @raven

    “Is it live or is it Memorex?” – the hooch hoax version.
    ;)

  108. 108.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 13, 2025 at 1:32 pm

    @Professor Bigfoot: Wearing a particular shirt while watching a Packer game is irrational and has no effect on the result of the game, but I do it anyway because what if it actually works.

  109. 109.

    Trivia Man

    May 13, 2025 at 1:32 pm

    • @NotMax: spoiler: they do believe all those things – and many more. Like the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County Missouri. Joseph said so after a divine revelation!
  110. 110.

    NotMax

    May 13, 2025 at 1:34 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus

    Besides, the Spongebob Squarepants shirt is so fetching.
    :)

  111. 111.

    Bill Arnold

    May 13, 2025 at 1:35 pm

    @Ten Bears:
    There’s also the TV Tropes treatment:
    Doing Research (tv tropes)

    It’s time to hit the books.
    Our characters head to the Magical Library to consult the Great Big Book of Everything and the Tomes of Eldritch Lore. They search the Omniscient Database and scan samples with the Everything Sensor, possibly with the help of a Hard-Work Montage.

  112. 112.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 13, 2025 at 1:36 pm

    @Josie: Al Bundy.

  113. 113.

    Manyakitty

    May 13, 2025 at 1:42 pm

    @Elizabelle: whoever figures that out can save the world. I’m thinking maybe a Carrington Event that kills at least the Internet.

  114. 114.

    Bill Arnold

    May 13, 2025 at 1:44 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    That theme resonated around the world.
    Some photos here:
    Married … With Children And Its Remakes From All Around The World (2016)
    What might be a full list:
    International Remakes: “Married… with Children”

  115. 115.

    Geminid

    May 13, 2025 at 1:45 pm

    @Geminid: An update on Syrian sanctions from Charles Lister:

    HUGE NEWS: Trump confirms in Saudi Arabia the he will “order” the “cessation” of sanctions on Syria “to give them a chance at greatness.”

    He receives a standing ovation from the entire ballroom.

    Trump was addressing a “Saudi U.S. Investment Forum.”

    And from Syrian news site Levant24:

       A government source confirmed to Levant24 that President Al-Sharaa has left Syria en route to Riyadh.

    That’s about 980 miles by air.

  116. 116.

    lowtechcyclist

    May 13, 2025 at 1:47 pm

    @Baud:

    Worked for the Hobbits.

    You ent kidding.

  117. 117.

    Kayla Rudbek

    May 13, 2025 at 1:49 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: when people asked Michael Faraday what use his research was, he replied, “ Madam, of what use is a baby?” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Faraday

  118. 118.

    Manyakitty

    May 13, 2025 at 1:51 pm

    @Kayla Rudbek: brilliant and accurate

  119. 119.

    Raoul Paste

    May 13, 2025 at 1:53 pm

    Haven’t read the comments here, but I completely understand why these two factions are fighting.

    They are fighting over the finite amount of drift money out there.

  120. 120.

    Bill Arnold

    May 13, 2025 at 1:56 pm

    @Manyakitty:

    I’m thinking maybe a Carrington Event that kills at least the Internet.

    Is that a wish? FWIW, the internet is probably more robust than the much of the rest of civilization; much of the communication infrastructure is fiber optics, and the internet regularly routes around damage of various sorts. (The root domain name servers /DNS system might be vulnerable to a hacking attack, though.)
    Alternative:
    – Teach people to tag all their conjectures, and the often-delusional fluff from which they are built, with probability estimates.
    – Make this a part of schooling from kindergarten onward.
    – If taught as part of critical thinking lessons, make it an important part.

  121. 121.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 13, 2025 at 1:56 pm

    Hogg releases criteria on who is PAC will primary.

  122. 122.

    Baud

    May 13, 2025 at 1:59 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    I saw something on Reddit that said that Malcolm Kenyatta was also somehow caught up in the DNC rule change. Have you seen anything about that?

  123. 123.

    lowtechcyclist

    May 13, 2025 at 1:59 pm

    @NotMax:

    In a pinch can be utilized in place of Spackle.

    Which brings to mind this question: which commercial product was Al Yankovic referring to when he sang, “use it for spackle, or bathroom grout”?

  124. 124.

    NotMax

    May 13, 2025 at 2:01 pm

    @Ten Bears

    When research gets mired wandering in the Forest of All Knowledge.
    :)

  125. 125.

    Ruckus

    May 13, 2025 at 2:06 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Humans often decline to see anything that takes thought or actual knowledge. Takes too much specific learning and actual concepts of real science. That concept is beyond them. They often want to believe “something/something/Ginger.” A saying that stands for they don’t want to know or really don’t have any clue.

  126. 126.

    Spanky

    May 13, 2025 at 2:10 pm

    Maybe this whole RFK Jr. thing will, um, resolve itself:

    CNN — 
    Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. posted photos Sunday of him and his family swimming in Rock Creek where swimming is not allowed “due to high bacteria levels.”
    “Mother’s Day hike in Dumbarton Oaks Park with Amaryllis, Bobby, Kick, and Jackson, and a swim with my grandchildren, Bobcat and Cassius in Rock Creek,” Kennedy wrote in a post on X alongside photos including one where Kennedy is completely submerged in the water and others of the secretary playing and posing with his family.
    Kennedy’s photos sparked backlash as the National Park Service does not allow swimming or wading in the park due to its dangerous waters, creating another moment of criticism and scrutiny for President Donald Trump’s controversial HHS secretary, the nation’s top health official.

  127. 127.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 13, 2025 at 2:10 pm

    @Baud: Kenyatta in his own words.

  128. 128.

    Belafon

    May 13, 2025 at 2:22 pm

    @Manyakitty: The internet will go away when book and television do.

  129. 129.

    Jackie

    May 13, 2025 at 2:26 pm

    @Soprano2:

    @artem1s: Buy a box, then when it’s gone keep the box and put the generic cereal in the box. They probably won’t be able to tell the difference.

    I was doing this in the ‘70s for husband, continued in the ‘80s and ‘90’s for the kiddos. Now, of course I don’t need to do so, as generics are favored in most cases by the grandkiddos. My daughter was appalled that “she was being lied to misled,” but of course she buys generics as a matter of savings.

  130. 130.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 13, 2025 at 2:32 pm

    @Ruckus: One of the other issues is that they take the idea that we are all equal too literally.  They think that their uninformed opinion on a scientific/technical/legal/etc. question is as valid as that of an expert in the field.  It’s not.  Call me elitist.

  131. 131.

    Jackie

    May 13, 2025 at 2:33 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Wearing a particular shirt while watching a Packer game is irrational and has no effect on the result of the game, but I do it anyway…

    It does too work! We win, said shirt is hung, not washing that luckiness away! Lose, and straight to the laundry hamper it goes.

    I had to discard FOUR different Mariners shirts – so far the last four games…. Three are washed and hopefully will break the current curse.

  132. 132.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 13, 2025 at 2:37 pm

    @Jackie: Exactly.

  133. 133.

    Jackie

    May 13, 2025 at 2:38 pm

    @Baud:

    I saw something on Reddit that said that Malcolm Kenyatta was also somehow caught up in the DNC rule change.

    I think they couldn’t remove Hogg alone? Discrimination or something to that effect?

  134. 134.

    Jackie

    May 13, 2025 at 2:40 pm

    @Spanky: Grandchild named BOBCAT!?

    And…

    Kennedy’s photos sparked backlash as the National Park Service does not allow swimming or wading in the park due to its dangerous waters, creating another moment of criticism and scrutiny for President Donald Trump’s controversial HHS secretary, the nation’s top health official.

    What’s gonna happen? Three slaps on his wrist?

  135. 135.

    Salty Sam

    May 13, 2025 at 2:40 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    “There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

    ― Isaac Asimov

  136. 136.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    May 13, 2025 at 2:41 pm

    JUST IN: Judge Xinis says the DOJ has failed to file a privilege log regarding invocation of the state secrets privilege in Kilmar Abrego Garcia's case.

    She's giving them until 3pm or will construe it as "intentional refusal" to comply.

    storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us…[image or embed]— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social) May 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM

  137. 137.

    Trivia Man

    May 13, 2025 at 2:44 pm

    @Bill Arnold: I think Lisa Simpson showed actual research. She was arguing the Torah with Rabbi Krustofsky. When he rebutted her arguments she went back to the books and rethought her position. Eventually she prevailed and Krusty reconciled with his father. Happy ending!

  138. 138.

    Trivia Man

    May 13, 2025 at 2:45 pm

    @Manyakitty: The internet and all ‘smart’ appliances.

  139. 139.

    Geminid

    May 13, 2025 at 2:45 pm

    @Jackie: The Malcolm Kenyatta thread linked at comment #124 explains the situation from Kenyatta’s point of view. It sounds like the DNC found his and Hogg’s election as deputy DNC chairs was procedurally defective after another contender challenged it, so they’ll have a do-over.

  140. 140.

    Jay

    May 13, 2025 at 2:47 pm

    @Jackie:

    With any luck, sepsis.

    Fingers crossed.

  141. 141.

    Trivia Man

    May 13, 2025 at 2:49 pm

    @Ruckus: “One weird trick” is an astonishingly effective and compelling argument.

    “All ya gotta do is…”

  142. 142.

    Trivia Man

    May 13, 2025 at 2:51 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: “Thats, like, just your opinion, man”

  143. 143.

    Trollhattan

    May 13, 2025 at 3:03 pm

    @The Audacity of Krope:

    I don’t want it unless it contains a self-destruct feature controlled by a giant red* button in the presidential suite labeled “Don’t You Dare Press This Button.”

    *Must be red, and definitely cannot be gold or it will be invisible.

  144. 144.

    Trollhattan

    May 13, 2025 at 3:04 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Is this anything like the triple-dog dare from A Christmas Story?

  145. 145.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 13, 2025 at 3:05 pm

    @Jackie: The ban on swimming in the water will go away and they’ll fire all the rangers.

  146. 146.

    Trollhattan

    May 13, 2025 at 3:06 pm

    @Spanky:

    Bobcat and Cassius

    Fuck me, how can this be real?

  147. 147.

    Jay

    May 13, 2025 at 3:14 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    I prefer keeping my fingers crossed for more Dead Kennedys.

  148. 148.

    Jay

    May 13, 2025 at 3:15 pm

    @Trollhattan:

    After Brie, people stopped naming their kids after cheese.

  149. 149.

    Jackie

    May 13, 2025 at 3:15 pm

    @Geminid: Thanks! I missed that post.

  150. 150.

    prostratedragon

    May 13, 2025 at 3:15 pm

    A telling image:

    Left: Trump state department appointee Chris Landau greeting white South Africans whose immigration to the United States was expedited by Trump. Right: The apartheid flag of South Africa.

  151. 151.

    Weapon X

    May 13, 2025 at 3:19 pm

    @Jay: ​
     

    Tell that to my sons Neufchatel and Emmentaler!

  152. 152.

    Ken B

    May 13, 2025 at 3:27 pm

    @Josie: Married With Children had the same message.

  153. 153.

    Spanky

    May 13, 2025 at 3:29 pm

    @Trollhattan: Well, there’s a pic at the top of this article, which shows BJr and two little kids, one obviously a boy and the other, back to the camera, with long blonde hair.

    So take your pick. Is the little girl “Cassius”, or “Bobcat”?

  154. 154.

    Trollhattan

    May 13, 2025 at 3:43 pm

    @Spanky:

    Going with Bobcat here. The boy has a lean and hungry look. Does grandpa look sufficiently like jerky to explain that, or is  something else afoot?

  155. 155.

    LeftCoastYankee

    May 13, 2025 at 3:45 pm

    @raven:

    My dad did that except putting tea in the bottles to make the basement bar look well stocked.

    This was abandoned after my aunt started mixing her own drinks one summer BBQ.   She actually had several “moldy tea tonics”before anyone figured out.

  156. 156.

    frosty

    May 13, 2025 at 3:47 pm

    @Citizen Alan: ​
     … they can’t compete with ambitious, hardworking minorities, women, and immigrants on an even playing field.

    I’d add ambitions, hardworking white men to that list too, if you don’t mind.

  157. 157.

    Jay

    May 13, 2025 at 3:47 pm

    @Trollhattan:

    So he was named after RFK Jr’s favorite roadkill?

  158. 158.

    Spanky

    May 13, 2025 at 3:50 pm

    @Jay: I thought that was “Bear”.

    Shoulda named the girl “Ursula”.

  159. 159.

    BlueGuitarist

    May 13, 2025 at 4:00 pm

    Saw somewhere “me-search”
    as the term for when “doing your own research” =
    a google search to confirm half-baked nonsensical preconceptions.

  160. 160.

    Gravenstone

    May 13, 2025 at 4:11 pm

    @Trollhattan: Broken father results in broken children, who are in the process of breaking their children in turn.

  161. 161.

    Jay

    May 13, 2025 at 4:28 pm

    @Spanky:

    He tossed the bear out as a speed bump on a Central Park bike path.

    He ate part of the whales head, and bobcats, and other roadkill.

  162. 162.

    Professor Bigfoot

    May 13, 2025 at 4:32 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: BRUH— if I had ANY kind of talisman to help the Cleveland Cavaliers find success… fuck rationality, amirite? 😂

  163. 163.

    Shakti

    May 13, 2025 at 5:14 pm

    @Spanky:

    I don’t wish ill on children who have no control over what their eugenicist adults do, even if I think the Kennedys, past, present, future should disappear from public view and power forever.

    However, it’s  just amazing to me that RFK Jr is happily doing the most to to take out his own grandchildren via Godwin’s Law by proxy.

    Why, sway?

  164. 164.

    dnfree

    May 13, 2025 at 5:27 pm

    @RaflW: Back in the day, both the conservative-leaning and the liberal-leaning members of my family liked Tsongas.

  165. 165.

    Manyakitty

    May 13, 2025 at 5:33 pm

    @Bill Arnold: fair enough. That’s probably less inconvenient.

  166. 166.

    Manyakitty

    May 13, 2025 at 5:38 pm

    @Trivia Man: smart appliances seem unnecessary to me. Why does the refrigerator need Internet?

  167. 167.

    Jay

    May 13, 2025 at 5:52 pm

    @Manyakitty:

    In theory, it’s so you can see what is in the fridge with out opening it, let you know when service is needed, it can produce grocery lists for you, keep track of expiry dates, and even order a Door Dash grocery delivery.

    In reality, it’s so that you can watch porn in your kitchen, take work emails and texts, and a Tech Company can amass tons of data on you and sell it off so you get spammed with hundreds of ads and AI can listen in to your conversations.

  168. 168.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 13, 2025 at 6:33 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    One of the other issues is that they take the idea that we are all equal too literally.

    Nooooo they don’t. One of their big problems with modern science is that it’s too often done by foreigners, brown people and women.

  169. 169.

    HopefullyNotcassandra

    May 13, 2025 at 10:16 pm

    One should not throw stones into roiling waters.  Nobody knows which way the wave will head and how hard the stone filled wave will hit.
    These grifters failed to do basic research on mobs and how mobs are always, inherently, uncontrollable

  170. 170.

    Kayla Rudbek

    May 14, 2025 at 1:08 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: my dad tries to stick with certain brands of beer for Notre Dame football games

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