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Open Thread (and Saturday Afternoon Ohio Meetup Reminder)

by WaterGirl|  May 14, 20259:17 am| 43 Comments

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Move over Florida, it looks like you might have some competition!
Saturday Afternoon Ohio Meetup Reminder... and Don't Forget Your Meth Pipe (???)

If you missed the previous posts about the Ohio meetup this Saturday, check out the two links in the sidebar for details.

It’s not too late to RSVP!

… and don’t forget your meth pipe (??)

Totally open thread.

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43Comments

  1. 1.

    Jeffg166

    May 14, 2025 at 9:22 am

    The felon does that to everything. Even the raccoons need a break from this reality.

  2. 2.

    oldster

    May 14, 2025 at 9:30 am

    Wait, they were arresting the raccoon?  Or they found the raccoon in the course of arresting a human?

    Maybe they were answering a call about a masked bandit?

  3. 3.

    WaterGirl

    May 14, 2025 at 9:31 am

    @oldster: We report, you decide!

  4. 4.

    Belafon

    May 14, 2025 at 9:33 am

    And, when they took the pipe from the raccoon, it pulled out another one.

  5. 5.

    NotMax

    May 14, 2025 at 9:35 am

    For no particular reason, Cher (along with a clutch of moderately height challenged chorus boys).
    ;)

  6. 6.

    NotMax

    May 14, 2025 at 9:37 am

    Rocky Raccoon hasn’t been the same since he smoked the Gideon bible.
    //

  7. 7.

    BlueGuitarist

    May 14, 2025 at 9:43 am

    @NotMax:

    hahaha!!

    hoping you have some suggestions for
    Protest signs and chants
    for the demonstrations ahead

  8. 8.

    NotMax

    May 14, 2025 at 9:46 am

    @BlueGuitarist

    New Deal – YES
    New Steal -NO
    .

  9. 9.

    Belafon

    May 14, 2025 at 9:52 am

    @BlueGuitarist: I read my new favorite name for the Republican party this morning: Genital Obsessed Party.

  10. 10.

    Sandia Blanca

    May 14, 2025 at 9:52 am

    @NotMax: Those dance steps! The 70s were some crazy times.

  11. 11.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 14, 2025 at 9:56 am

    Have fun. Planks is a good place. For those interested in history, I used to live just a couple of blocks south of there. Also, walk over to Schiller Park if you get a chance.

  12. 12.

    zhena gogolia

    May 14, 2025 at 10:08 am

    @NotMax: Love it! Bob Mackie + Cher = magic.

    Love the “Soul Train” reference.

  13. 13.

    sab

    May 14, 2025 at 10:16 am

    Raccoon either had an irresponsible owner, or had been kidnapped. He was not dealing meth. He probably didn’t even smoke it.

  14. 14.

    NotMax

    May 14, 2025 at 10:21 am

    @zhena gogolia

    Elderly grandmother in Florida dragged me out to the Early Bird Special at some eatery in order to get home in time to watch her favorite program: Soul Train.

    True story.

  15. 15.

    zhena gogolia

    May 14, 2025 at 10:30 am

    @NotMax: It was a great show!

  16. 16.

    chemiclord

    May 14, 2025 at 10:33 am

    You’ve seen Cocaine Bear…

    But this summer, get ready for the new menace to polite society.

    METH RACCOON!

  17. 17.

    Old Man Shadow

    May 14, 2025 at 10:36 am

    I see Rocket Raccoon has fallen on hard times now that Marvel has moved on from the Guardians of the Galaxy movies.

  18. 18.

    Manyakitty

    May 14, 2025 at 10:37 am

    I’m leaning more and more toward attending, even though my job exploded last week and I’m trying to cut costs.

  19. 19.

    WaterGirl

    May 14, 2025 at 10:42 am

    @Manyakitty: Oh, no!  Very sorry to hear about your job.  I hope you can make it to the meetup, I imagine it will be good for the soul! :-

    Do you have to travel far to get there?

  20. 20.

    tam1MI

    May 14, 2025 at 10:43 am

    This is just horrifying…

    Earlier this month, Israel’s security cabinet approved a plan that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu described as “the concluding moves” of the war in Gaza. Called “Gideon’s Chariots,” the operation’s plan calls for the mass destruction of remaining buildings in Gaza and the “conquest” of much of the Strip by Israel.

    The more than 2 million Palestinian civilians would be given a choice: Live indefinitely in a tiny “humanitarian area,” or else leave the Strip for some third country. At least one high-level Israeli official, Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich, has openly proclaimed that the purpose of this policy is to inflict so much suffering that Palestinians are effectively forced to make the latter choice — a textbook example of ethnic cleansing.

    “Within a few months…Gaza will be totally destroyed,” Smotrich said on May 6. Civilians “will be totally despairing, understanding that there is no hope and nothing to look for in Gaza, and will be looking for relocation to begin a new life in other places.”

    The situation in Gaza is already beyond dire: An Israeli blockade on foreign aid has left children starving. Were Israel to do what Smotrich is describing, the consequences would be untold death and suffering.

    “[My organization] has not used the term genocide before. We do now,” says Matt Duss, the executive vice president at the Center for International Policy think tank.

  21. 21.

    prufrock

    May 14, 2025 at 10:44 am

    Your reminder that one of the reasons that Florida is “that way” is due to all of the Ohio transplants.

  22. 22.

    Manyakitty

    May 14, 2025 at 10:44 am

    @WaterGirl: thanks. It’s around 2 hours, so not a bad drive at all.

  23. 23.

    Shakti

    May 14, 2025 at 10:46 am

    Sorry if these were posted in previous threads but these meme political ads by @ginburger.bsky.social‬ are funny; and they flipped a mayor’s race in Omaha to Democrats:

    I don’t know how to insert images into posts

    Jean is focused on potties, John is focused on potholes

    My support comes from the people; receipt: 70 % of her donations come from 10 rich people

  24. 24.

    zhena gogolia

    May 14, 2025 at 10:54 am

    @Shakti: Commenters can’t post images.

  25. 25.

    NotMax

    May 14, 2025 at 10:54 am

    @prufrock

    Um, Charles Ross..
    ;)

  26. 26.

    MFA

    May 14, 2025 at 11:19 am

    “Forget about it, Jake. It’s Akron.”

  27. 27.

    Ohio Mom

    May 14, 2025 at 11:35 am

    @Manyakitty: Ohio Family will buy you lunch and a drink. You will recognize us because Ohio Dad has grey Shirley-Temple-type curls and will be wearing plaid shirt; I am 4’11 and have white hair and glasses; Ohio Son will be wearing a yellow baseball cap and have his nose in his phone.

    I think a trip out of town to meet friendly souls will help remind you that life is bigger than any one job.

    Has anyone heard from Professor Big Foot? Is he recovered enough to make the drive to Columbus? Maybe I should ask WaterGirl to write him?

  28. 28.

    columbusqueen

    May 14, 2025 at 12:39 pm

    Car owner was stopped for an outstanding warrant & also had an expired license. After arresting the 55 year woman, the cops go back to the car, they discovered Chewy in the passenger seat with the used pipe in his mouth. A search found crack, meth, & more used pipes.  She is now facing a raft of drug changes

    No word yet on Chewy’s whereabouts, though her papers for him were in order so he can’t be confiscated.  I just know I wouldn’t want to represent her-not least because I couldn’t keep a straight face in court.

  29. 29.

    columbusqueen

    May 14, 2025 at 12:50 pm

    Also, it’s supposed to rain Saturday morning, so let’s be careful out there!

    I’ll be the plump woman with dark blond hair & a pink “Lotus for Potus’ t shirt.

    And I may need a ride home, since only have one car & hubby’s due at work after he drops me off. Sorry!

  30. 30.

    Manyakitty

    May 14, 2025 at 12:56 pm

    @Ohio Mom: aww, thank you. Jackals really are like a found family.

    Not sure what I’m wearing, but I have long, curly brown hair that will likely be in a ponytail.

  31. 31.

    columbusqueen

    May 14, 2025 at 1:26 pm

    Just called Plank’s & learned they’re not taking reservations,  because it’s the day of the German Village annual garage sale & they’ll be very busy. She did say most of us need to be there for seating, so if everyone can try to arrive by 12:30-12:45, that would help.

    I apologize for not knowing this. If everyone wants to switch, I can try to think of somewhere else.

  32. 32.

    Ohio Mom

    May 14, 2025 at 1:32 pm

    @columbusqueen: I’m good with staying with Planks but if most people want to go somewhere else, I’m flexible.

    Looks like nice but maybe weather on Saturday in Columbus, so the idea that Plank’s patio will be open means more chance of space for us.

  33. 33.

    Manyakitty

    May 14, 2025 at 1:38 pm

     

    @columbusqueen: I’m good with whatever makes it easiest for everyone.

  34. 34.

    columbusqueen

    May 14, 2025 at 1:43 pm

    @Ohio Mom: Then we’ll stick with Plank’s.

  35. 35.

    Shakti

    May 14, 2025 at 2:49 pm

    @zhena gogolia:  Ah ok.

    I think these ads are great and reach at the 2nd grade reading level; not paying attention level  of the average voter.  Plus that first meme is easily repurpose-able.

  36. 36.

    WaterGirl

    May 14, 2025 at 5:19 pm

    @tam1MI: You went into moderation because there’s something not quite right about your nym in that comment.  You have probably already fixed it, but if not, you will want to fix it before you make your next comment.

  37. 37.

    sab

    May 14, 2025 at 5:42 pm

    So this is still on at Planks? I hope so.

    Reminds me of a funeral I went to last week, where they mentioned a local watering hole as a gathering place afterwards, and didn’t tell the bar. The bar had read the obit and adjusted sort of. Three hundred mourners packed the place and couldn’t get service, and the regulars couldn’t even find seats.

    Hopefully 15 people won’t max them out. Spousal unit likes to be fashionably late so I will have to lie about the time change and hope he believes me. Or stamp my foot and imsist. I hate doing that. It makes the car ride afterwards very uncomfortable. ( Are we going to this event or filing for divorce on Monday.) Been there done that so rarely this marriage.

  38. 38.

    columbusqueen

    May 14, 2025 at 6:17 pm

    @sab: Yep, still Plank’s.

  39. 39.

    SuzieC

    May 14, 2025 at 6:20 pm

    OhioMom, ColumbusQueen, I would love to meet you but probably will not make it.  Have a great time and I hope someone posts a recap and highlights.

     

    SuzieC, Columbus resident

  40. 40.

    sab

    May 14, 2025 at 7:04 pm

    So is Chewy up for adoption while his mom goes to long term prison? That seems sad

    ETA I have a pitbull. Raccoons are not an option.

  41. 41.

    sab

    May 14, 2025 at 7:10 pm

    @MFA: That is just rude.

  42. 42.

    columbusqueen

    May 14, 2025 at 10:04 pm

    @sab: i have six cats, so not an option for me either. Not to mention my house doesn’t need more damage. But my husband would love him; he read Rascal as a kid & always wanted a pet raccoon.  We had a yearling kit camped out in our garage lasr summer & I caught Mike feeding it pizza once.

  43. 43.

    Ohio farmer

    May 15, 2025 at 3:39 am

    Looking forward to Saturday…. Guess I will be shooting for 12:30 instead of 1!

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