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Well, whatever it is, it’s better than being a Republican.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

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Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

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Thursday Evening Open Thread: Repub Influencers in Disarray

by Anne Laurie|  June 5, 20256:20 pm| 100 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!

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For some reason, BlueSky has — temporarily, I hope — disabled its drop-down embed function. This is annoying, not only because it makes my posts less vivid, but because I stockpile those snippets for future use.

Anybody got a work=around for a tech illiterate like me?
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Meanwhile, we can but hope this is a harbinger. Will Sommer, at the Bulwark — MAGA World Starts Turning on Trump’s Star Vote Getter:

EVERY RIGHT-WING INFLUENCER needs a shtick. Scott Presler’s is that he registers tons and tons of new Republican voters. Whenever there’s a crucial election coming up, there’s a good chance Presler will be in the area, registering scads of new voters for the GOP—and posting about it. A lot.

Often, Presler advertises how he targets unique demographic groups, like truck drivers or the Amish. This has made him into a heroic figure on the right and earned him more than 2 million followers on X. Every time the RNC chair seat is open, Presler’s fanbase demands that he be appointed to run the party. The president’s daughter-in-law Lara Trump nearly did hire Presler to work for the RNC last year, until the resurfacing of an unsavory incident from Presler’s past in which he had sex in a Republican office, then posted the pictures on Craigslist. Presler is also gay, which made the incident a bit harder to land in GOP circles.

That colorful backstory hasn’t dimmed Presler’s star much, though. Last year, Elon Musk gave $1 million to Presler’s voter-registration PAC. Presler criss-crossed Wisconsin ahead of the state’s much-watched Supreme Court election in April, vowing that “the cavalry is on the way.”

But the cavalry failed to prevent a 10-point Republican defeat in that race. And since April, Presler has faced a growing chorus of Republican critics who say he is overstating the value of his voter-registration work, particularly in the battleground state of Pennsylvania…

Presler’s most prominent critic on the right has been Brandon Straka, a former friend of his who made his own name on the right as the head of the “WalkAway” movement, which encourages traditionally Democratic groups like LGBTQ people and racial minorities to “walk away” and become Republicans.

Presler and Straka have a lot in common. They’re both gay, they both have hairstyles that are unusually dramatic for operatives of the staid GOP, and they both claim to have brought new demographics into the Republican party…

They were also both in Washington on January 6th. But while Presler spent the day hugging his fans on the streets of D.C., according to his social media posts, Straka egged on the mob at the Capitol and was sentenced to three years of probation for it.1

Now the recipient of a presidential pardon, Straka has become an outspoken critic of Presler, claiming that he inflates his importance in a way that weakens Republican get-out-the-vote efforts. Straka calls it the “Scott Presler Early Vote Action delusion.”…

THE CLASH BETWEEN PRESLER AND HIS CRITICS is bigger than personalities. It’s about the fevered world of right-wing influencers seeking to position themselves as key to the party’s future—and whether anyone beyond Trump can take credit for GOP victories.

The 2024 election had seemed to quiet these debates. But they’ve revved back up with remarkable speed after Musk’s failed attempt to influence the Wisconsin Supreme Court race by flooding money into it. It raised the question of how valuable high-profile voter registration efforts actually are—or, more importantly, whether it’s election tactics or just Trump himself being on the ballot that is key for the GOP’s success…

Of course, the question of whether Don TACO’s unique apathetic-voter appeal has an ongoing legacy is not new. But I think this relatively niche bottom-feeder brouhaha might be an indicator that Elon Musk’s current public tantrums might be a leading indicator. To which I can only pray: As below, so above!

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  1. 1.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    June 5, 2025 at 6:29 pm

    The guy seeking the ’26 Dem nomination to run against MTG celebrated her birthday:

    https://x.com/ClarenceForGA/status/1930740702000079212

    I’ve networked with him on twitter for several years now. He’s tilting at a windmill but bless him for trying.

  2. 2.

    rikyrah

    June 5, 2025 at 6:30 pm

     

     

    Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) posted at 0:02 PM on Thu, Jun 05, 2025:

    I can tell some of you people have never watched the WWF/WWE.

     

    Elon is doing a classic “heel turn.” This builds tensions and keeps ratings high.

     

    By Electomania 2028, liberals will try to tag Elon in, but he’ll refuse. Then, when Trump is about to be pinned, he’ll bit Dems with a steel chair

    (https://x.com/ElieNYC/status/1930671692155642030?t=1OleTxS_BZFNwkTE5sRWCg&

    s=03)

  3. 3.

    rikyrah

    June 5, 2025 at 6:31 pm

     

    Democracy Docket (@DemocracyDocket) posted at 9:48 AM on Thu, Jun 05, 2025:
    A day after GOP leaders approved a new map designed to shrink the voting power of Black and brown residents, a group of minority voters in Tarrant County filed a federal lawsuit accusing local Republicans of racial gerrymandering.
    https://t.co/1OyYGGHaSI
    (https://x.com/DemocracyDocket/status/1930637794122101179?t=j4US3lsC5-NSLVcMVcUq1Q&s=03)

  4. 4.

    Ohio Mom

    June 5, 2025 at 6:31 pm

    From one tech-illiterate person to another, can you copy what you want to save and paste it on a document?
    Maybe add a few notes so you can remember where and when the tweet (what are they called on BlueSky?) was published.

  5. 5.

    rikyrah

    June 5, 2025 at 6:33 pm

    But, they complain about DEI 😒 😒

     

    ProPublica (@propublica) posted at 5:48 PM on Wed, Jun 04, 2025:
    New: One year out of college and with no apparent national security expertise, Thomas Fugate is the Department of Homeland Security official tasked with overseeing the government’s main hub for combating violent extremism. https://t.co/N4ewx5VDsK
    (https://x.com/propublica/status/1930396392691745046?t=wEiw7FM-EmdabFPrdDO2GQ&s=03)

  6. 6.

    rikyrah

    June 5, 2025 at 6:34 pm

    Uh huh

    Uh huh

     

     

    Suzie rizzio (@Suzierizzo1) posted at 1:30 AM on Thu, Jun 05, 2025:

    The reason these alleged ICE agents won’t ID themselves or take off their mask is because it’s J6’ers that were hired to work for Homeland Security which was verified by Kristi Noem! 😡😡 https://t.co/dvBLnHmDbF

    (https://x.com/Suzierizzo1/status/1930512582713938370?t=AyOcpc_M006Xt3MgxgT61g&s=03)

  7. 7.

    Rose Judson

    June 5, 2025 at 6:40 pm

    Man, I go out on a school night for once and I miss all the fun.

    This image amused me.Thursday Evening Open Thread: Repub Influencers in Disarray

  8. 8.

    Hoodie

    June 5, 2025 at 6:51 pm

    Remember, Elon is nuts so his logic is a little warped and different than a lot of other conventional grifters.  He sees himself as the savior of humanity, namely through space exploration, EVs and other tech.  He cares about money to the extent it serves those goals, and in his mind those goals can only be fulfilled by Musk. To him Medicaid recipients are expendable – but I would bet that so are other billionaires. The BBB was a giant fuck you to him, showing who Trump really cares about.

  9. 9.

    JBWoodford

    June 5, 2025 at 6:55 pm

    @rikyrah: ​
     

    Yeah, no idea how much (if any) of this is kayfabe. If EM gets deported to the Sudan, though, that might convince me.

  10. 10.

    Old School

    June 5, 2025 at 7:04 pm

    ᶠᵃⁿ In-N-Out Burger
    @innoutburger_

    Friendships come and go, but In-N-Out will always be here for you.

  11. 11.

    HopefullyNotcassandra

    June 5, 2025 at 7:10 pm

    @rikyrah: oh dear, but that is the reason for my fretfulness about all of this possible kayfabe.

  12. 12.

    Jeffro

    June 5, 2025 at 7:10 pm

    I don’t think too many Dems are overnight Elon stans…

    …we’re just thrilled at the MAGA infighting and wondering where we can get more popcorn!

  13. 13.

    HopefullyNotcassandra

    June 5, 2025 at 7:11 pm

    Which Republican Party is referenced here:

    they both have hairstyles that are unusually dramatic for operatives of the staid GOP, and they both claim to have brought new demographics into the Republican party…

    Has this reporter seen this president?

  14. 14.

    Baud

    June 5, 2025 at 7:12 pm

    @Jeffro:

    I don’t think too many Dems are overnight Elon stans

     
    The number of people worrying about it seems to be through the roof, however.

  15. 15.

    HopefullyNotcassandra

    June 5, 2025 at 7:16 pm

    @Hoodie: that certainly is the story publicists tell of Mr. Musk.  There is a tunnel under Vegas that is so stupid it belies most of that messaging.

    If this is real and not distraction from the cons concerns about the AI legislative limits (which concerns were surging before this new story broke), seems like being labeled an incontinent, drug addict likely hit Mr. Musk harder.

  16. 16.

    Ihop

    June 5, 2025 at 7:17 pm

    @Old School: This is what you get when you meet an old man in the alps

  17. 17.

    HopefullyNotcassandra

    June 5, 2025 at 7:18 pm

    @rikyrah: I had wondered if there weren’t a bunch of self-proclaimed “proud boy” insurrectionists running around under those gaiters.

  18. 18.

    trollhattan

    June 5, 2025 at 7:21 pm

    @comrade scotts agenda of rage: ​
    Lighting the candles using a Jewish Space Laser would be a nice touch.

  19. 19.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    June 5, 2025 at 7:21 pm

    MattY: Elon come back!

    Elon: I’m a Nazi.

    MattY: The left only wants to shrink the tent.

  20. 20.

    trollhattan

    June 5, 2025 at 7:22 pm

    @Rose Judson: Pretty great. :-)

  21. 21.

    jimmiraybob

    June 5, 2025 at 7:35 pm

    @rikyrah: Ya think Sec Ed McMahon is orchestrating?

  22. 22.

    The Audacity of Krope

    June 5, 2025 at 7:41 pm

    @comrade scotts agenda of rage:

    MattY: Elon come back!

    Elon: I’m a Nazi.

    MattY: The left only wants to shrink the tent.

    A tent large enough to include Nazis is too large. Call me crazy; but after hearing their social policies, I don’t give a fuck what their industrial policy is.

    And that’s probably shit, too, anyway.

  23. 23.

    Darkrose

    June 5, 2025 at 7:50 pm

    @HopefullyNotcassandra: Kayfabe assumes a higher level of both intelligence and forethought than either of these two numpties has. Deep Throat’s description of the Watergate burglars is still relevant here.

  24. 24.

    Jay

    June 5, 2025 at 7:50 pm

    Kim, my former flamboyant and proud DS, texted me this morning about the break up.

    He said it was the gayest break up he’s ever seen during Pride Month.

  25. 25.

    Geminid

    June 5, 2025 at 7:51 pm

    @Baud: This why I think the Donkey is a good mascot for the Democratic Party, and why I wish more Democrats would emulate them.

    When the predators attack, Donkeys don’t ask each other, “Who let those wolves attack us?” or “How come we keep having to fight coyotes every year?” or debate whether they need to switch out their leaders before they can fight properly, or if they should take some Llama’s advice on tactics and strategy.

    Donkeys just tear the wolves with their teeth and smash the coyotes’ bones with their hooves until they’ve sent them off. Donkeys don’t conquer fear; they channel fear into aggression and save the introspection for after the fight.

  26. 26.

    brantl

    June 5, 2025 at 7:56 pm

    @Jay: sorry, what’s a DS?

  27. 27.

    MagdaInBlack

    June 5, 2025 at 7:57 pm

    @Geminid: So, no long meetings, focus groups and consultants to decide “fight or flight?

    ( flight not even a consideration with a donkey )

  28. 28.

    Princess

    June 5, 2025 at 7:57 pm

    @rikyrah: I’m with Mystal. Maybe you need to be Gen X to see it. But the whole thing reeks of fake wrestling fights.

  29. 29.

    MagdaInBlack

    June 5, 2025 at 7:59 pm

    @Princess: I’m sort of in that camp too. I don’t trust anything they do to be honest. We shall see.

  30. 30.

    Jay

    June 5, 2025 at 8:01 pm

    @brantl:

    Department Supervisor.

  31. 31.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 5, 2025 at 8:04 pm

    @Baud: Read my think piece, “Should Democrats ever root for injuries?”

  32. 32.

    Baud

    June 5, 2025 at 8:13 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    “How Democrats won the 2028 election, but lost their soul.”

  33. 33.

    lowtechcyclist

    June 5, 2025 at 8:16 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: ​

    Read my think piece, “Should Democrats ever root for injuries?”

    I LOL’d.

    @Rose Judson: ​

    For ignoramuses like me, who’s the guy in the image?

  34. 34.

    Steve LaBonne

    June 5, 2025 at 8:17 pm

    @The Audacity of Krope: If there’s one Nazi in your big tent, it’s a Nazi tent.

  35. 35.

    Baud

    June 5, 2025 at 8:20 pm

    @Princess:

    It’s only a problem if we rely on it being real.

  36. 36.

    trollhattan

    June 5, 2025 at 8:20 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    He’s a meme guy The Onion uses incessantly. He’s also the guy who played Big Head on Silicon Valley, a detail much less known.

  37. 37.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 5, 2025 at 8:20 pm

    @Baud: I was just reading someone railing about how Democrats gave away their soul today.

  38. 38.

    Jackie

    June 5, 2025 at 8:20 pm

    Skimming the evening online headlines, I’m seeing hints that Congress is rallying around FFOTUS against Muskrat. It makes me queasy thinking his big UGLY bill is getting a boost from those who otherwise have been opposing it – thanks to Muskrat.

    Tell me I’m misinterpreting!

  39. 39.

    Steve LaBonne

    June 5, 2025 at 8:22 pm

    @Jackie: It was always going to pass.

  40. 40.

    lowtechcyclist

    June 5, 2025 at 8:22 pm

    @trollhattan: ​
     

    Thanks!

  41. 41.

    Baud

    June 5, 2025 at 8:24 pm

    @Steve LaBonne:

    Agreed.

  42. 42.

    The Audacity of Krope

    June 5, 2025 at 8:26 pm

    @Steve LaBonne: But I swear, I did Nazi him.

  43. 43.

    zhena gogolia

    June 5, 2025 at 8:27 pm

    @Rose Judson: Could someone please remind me who that is?

  44. 44.

    Another Scott

    June 5, 2025 at 8:27 pm

    @Geminid: Not only that, they also dig wells that benefit themselves and other species.

    (repost) NewScientist.com (from April 2021):

    Feral horses and donkeys in the Sonoran desert in North America dig their own wells, inadvertently providing a water source for other animals and increasing biodiversity in the area.

    Erick Lundgren at Aarhus University in Denmark and his colleagues monitored four separate streams in part of the Sonoran desert in Arizona. The streams are usually supplied by groundwater but dry up in the summer. The team surveyed each stream every few weeks over the summers of 2015, 2016 and 2018, and found that horses and donkeys in the area dig wells there to access the groundwater.

    “It’s a very hot, dry desert and you’ll get these pretty magical spots where suddenly there is surface water,” says Lundgren.

    The horses and donkeys dig wells up to 2 metres in depth to access water. The team saw 59 other vertebrate species at the wells, 57 of which were recorded drinking from the wells. On average, species richness was 51 per cent higher at these wells than observed in nearby dry areas during the same time periods.

    “These resources are in fact used by all other animals – there was a cacophony of organisms,” says Lundgren. This included squirrels, mule deer, quails and even a black bear at one point, he says.

    […]

    Something something follow me if you want to live.

    Lots of lessons there…

    Best wishes,
    Scott.

  45. 45.

    The Audacity of Krope

    June 5, 2025 at 8:28 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Per the Onion, the worst person in the world who regrettably has a point.

  46. 46.

    zhena gogolia

    June 5, 2025 at 8:28 pm

    @trollhattan: OK, I see you answered it. I knew I had just seen it somewhere but couldn’t remember who it was.

  47. 47.

    Baud

    June 5, 2025 at 8:28 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    I hope AI can come up with more original themes.

  48. 48.

    lowtechcyclist

    June 5, 2025 at 8:30 pm

    @Baud: ​
     

    I hope AI can come up with more original themes.

    :golf clap:

  49. 49.

    Bill Arnold

    June 5, 2025 at 8:31 pm

    @JBWoodford:

    Yeah, no idea how much (if any) of this is kayfabe.

    If the DOGE tech kids are fired and/or arrested, it’s definitely not kayfabe.
    The computer security social media communities are thinking out loud quite seriously along these lines; there is a broad presumption that backdoors and maybe kill switches were installed in many Federal computer systems.

  50. 50.

    Jackie

    June 5, 2025 at 8:35 pm

    @Steve LaBonne: As it stands now, or with enough modifications to send back to the House?

  51. 51.

    Kirk

    June 5, 2025 at 8:36 pm

    @Bill Arnold: I think that’s going to be the key to watch – what happens to Musk’s people who are still in place?

     

    If it’s real, Trump’s loyalty fetish will force them out. If it’s kayfabe, they’ll stay.

  52. 52.

    Marc

    June 5, 2025 at 8:36 pm

    @trollhattan: He’s also the guy who played Big Head on Silicon Valley, a detail much less known.

    Sadness, I always thought that was a young Andrew Sullivan.

  53. 53.

    Booger

    June 5, 2025 at 8:38 pm

    @jimmiraybob: I don’t think Ed McMahon is doing anything.

     

    HI-YO!

  54. 54.

    Baud

    June 5, 2025 at 8:40 pm

    @Another Scott:

    These resources are in fact used by all other animals

    Everyone free rides on the donkey’s work.

  55. 55.

    Marc

    June 5, 2025 at 8:40 pm

    @Bill Arnold: The computer security social media communities are thinking out loud quite seriously along these lines; there is a broad presumption that backdoors and maybe kill switches were installed in many Federal computer systems.

    I know I’ve probably overestimated the private education system here in the US, but at least some of these kids would likely be smart enough to realize that installing kill switches would put them in danger of eventual federal prosecution if the administration changes.  Backdoors, well, they would have to be a bit smarter to realize their own jeopardy. Or, then again, maybe they intentionally selected for the stupid kids who would follow orders.

  56. 56.

    Sure Lurkalot

    June 5, 2025 at 8:43 pm

    Tend to agree with Michael Hobbes here:

    Michael Hobbes‬ ‪@michaelhobbes.bsky.social‬ · 34m
    Oh noooo this messy internet drama is going to remind people that a billionaire tried to buy the current administration and is melting down because they won’t let him dictate policy. We must immediately pivot to a far more boring way of talking about the same thing

  57. 57.

    Baud

    June 5, 2025 at 8:45 pm

    @Sure Lurkalot:

    What’s the more boring way?

  58. 58.

    The Audacity of Krope

    June 5, 2025 at 8:47 pm

    @Baud: What’s the more boring way?

    More relevant details and less drama.

  59. 59.

    Baud

    June 5, 2025 at 8:48 pm

    @The Audacity of Krope:

    Gotcha. Thanks.

  60. 60.

    trollhattan

    June 5, 2025 at 8:50 pm

    Whatever they once were, Israel has devolved to a nation of brats. With a military.

    Israel has carried out several air strikes on Beirut’s southern suburbs, saying it was targeting Hezbollah’s drone production.
    The attack on Thursday night, the eve of Eid Al Adha, one of the most important celebrations in Islam, followed evacuation warnings for several buildings in the area, where Hezbollah is based in the capital.
    The Israeli Defence Forces said it had identified a Hezbollah unit producing “thousands” of drones underground, funded by “Iranian terrorists”.
    The attack occurred despite a ceasefire being in effect between Israel and the armed group for the past six months.
    Lebanon’s prime minister said he “strongly condemns” the strikes.

  61. 61.

    Sure Lurkalot

    June 5, 2025 at 8:50 pm

    @Baud:

    Reposted by Michael Hobbes
    ‪WorkNowitzki‬ ‪@worknowitzki.bsky.social‬
    · 38m

    I know these Dems think it’s savvy or whatever, but being the party of “now I know you’re having fun, but it’s time to eat your vegetables” is just electoral poison.

  62. 62.

    The Audacity of Krope

    June 5, 2025 at 8:50 pm

    @Baud: See also: all the news.

  63. 63.

    Bill Arnold

    June 5, 2025 at 8:51 pm

    This (bold mine) from Mr. Trump is an odd/interesting verbal construct:
    CNN transcript, 5 June 2025

    UNIDENTIFIED SPEAKER: Mr. President, you haven’t covered any evidence that anything specific was signed without President Biden’s knowledge, or by other people the administration acting illegally.
    TRUMP: Well, I don’t think Biden would know whether or not he signed it.
    UNIDENTIFIED SPEAKER: I’m asking if you’ve uncovered any information.
    TRUMP: No. But I’ve uncovered, you know, the human mind. I was in a debate with the human mind, and I didn’t think he knew what the hell he was doing. So, you know, it’s just one of those things, one of those problems. We can’t — we can’t ever allow that to happen to our country, the danger our country was in.

  64. 64.

    Captain C

    June 5, 2025 at 8:53 pm

    @jimmiraybob: It would be much funnier if Ed McMahon was the showrunner.

  65. 65.

    Bill Arnold

    June 5, 2025 at 8:56 pm

    @Marc:
    Also, to be clearer, backdoors can also be a form of kill switch. Monetizable, even; they could sell access to Russian ransomware gangs.

  66. 66.

    Harrison Wesley

    June 5, 2025 at 8:57 pm

    @Bill Arnold: That’s it – the new PBS series “Debate with the Human Mind.” WTF?

  67. 67.

    Steve LaBonne

    June 5, 2025 at 8:57 pm

    @Jackie: My crystal by ball is in the shop, but I imagine there will be some changes. Not necessarily for the less bad.

  68. 68.

    MagdaInBlack

    June 5, 2025 at 8:58 pm

    @Baud: It’s a response to a post by Pramila Jaypal that implies this is a distraction from the real issue of the bill. Someone pointed out that what they’re fighting about IS the bill.

    I had to kinda dig to find that tho.

  69. 69.

    HopefullyNotcassandra

    June 5, 2025 at 9:05 pm

    @Geminid: and donkeys kick back like nothing else I have ever seen.

  70. 70.

    Suzanne

    June 5, 2025 at 9:08 pm

    Apparently Aaron Rodgers will be joining our local sports franchise, and I get to enjoy another year of not giving a shit about sportsball!

  71. 71.

    HopefullyNotcassandra

    June 5, 2025 at 9:15 pm

    @Darkrose: all of that is true.  I suppose the magas have infiltrated my brain with one of their brain worms (unfortunately again).

    Sometimes I wonder if people like this crew dream up such vicious little brain worms to infiltrate our brains with doubts, dismay and worries, precisely because they lost the ability to dream our American dreams of better tomorrows.   They certainly seem to hate witnessing plain, old happiness which is really quite odd.

  72. 72.

    columbusqueen

    June 5, 2025 at 9:15 pm

    The problem with thinking this is fake is the public Epstein accusation by Elon. Making a potentially libelious statement doesn’t strike me as a preplanned shot.

  73. 73.

    Jackie

    June 5, 2025 at 9:20 pm

    @Suzanne: I’m sorry… <snicker>

    From a lifelong Seahawks fan

  74. 74.

    lowtechcyclist

    June 5, 2025 at 9:22 pm

    @Suzanne: ​
     

    Apparently Aaron Rodgers will be joining our local sports franchise, and I get to enjoy another year of not giving a shit about sportsball!

    I was wondering why a TV screen of the restaurant we were at tonight was showing football. That must be it.

    Terry Bradshaw would be spinning in his grave, but we’d have to bury him first.

  75. 75.

    MagdaInBlack

    June 5, 2025 at 9:23 pm

    Oh new fun theory I just heard: this is the PayPal Mafia’s takedown of trump, to make a President Vance happen.  Elon has all the goods on trump.

    Just tossin’ that out there.

  76. 76.

    HopefullyNotcassandra

    June 5, 2025 at 9:25 pm

    @MagdaInBlack: donkeys are stubborn.  Try dragging one any direction the donkey does not want to go.  I don’t think it can be done.  They can also be quite funny.  I saw one once put on the same metal bucket at least four times.  On his head he put the bucket and then walked about like he was newly knighted, peaking out of the bucket with the handle looped under his neck like a chin strap.  How?  I have zero clue.   Farmer removed the bucket and the donkey chewed grass innocently. Farmer left.  Donkey got the bucket and began his questing again.   Rinse repeat.  The donkey,I am nearly certain, was having a whee of a time and I know the farmer was tickled too.

  77. 77.

    MagdaInBlack

    June 5, 2025 at 9:29 pm

    @HopefullyNotcassandra: When I lived on 6 acres way out in the Illinois cornfields, our neighbor had mules and a donkey we let graze on a couple acres, during summer. I enjoyed having them around.

  78. 78.

    Suzanne

    June 5, 2025 at 9:31 pm

    @Jackie: I don’t care about football, anyway. Since I moved to PGH, I attempted briefly to care. I failed.

    I will occasionally “watch football games”, which means I will lie on the floor cuddling the dog and eating chips and dip. If I tell people I’m chilling, they will feel free to interrupt. If I tell the, I’m watching football, they assume I am busy for three hours.

  79. 79.

    HopefullyNotcassandra

    June 5, 2025 at 9:32 pm

    @Another Scott: that is truly beautiful.  The donkey is not concerned that others will use the water.  The well the donkeys create is for every diverse creature, large, medium or small.  The wiel?

  80. 80.

    Jackie

    June 5, 2025 at 9:38 pm

    Ha! Nominated for rotating tag!

    “Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s alliance took off like one of SpaceX’s rockets. It was supercharged and soared high. And then it blew up.”

    — Associated Press

  81. 81.

    YY_Sima Qian

    June 5, 2025 at 9:40 pm

    Here is a good take on the Xi-Trump call, & the differing read outs:

    Neil Thomas 牛犇 @neilthomas123

    Donald Trump and Xi Jinping held their first call (that we know of) since January 17
    Positive readouts from both suggest it went well
    —New round of trade talks will happen soon
    —Trump could visit China; Xi could visit the USA
    —Still challenges for a deal
    —Lots more.. 1/

    Chinese readout said they “agreed their teams will continue to implement the Geneva consensus and hold a new round of talks as soon as possible”
    Trump said the US team will be led by Scott Bessent, Jamieson Greer & Howard Lutnick—who seems back in favor
    Location TBD 2/

    Xi said “The US should take a pragmatic view of the progress made and undo the negative moves taken against China.”
    Beijing could demand the US revoke recent curbs on exporting chip design software and other goods to China as a condition for further progress in talks 3/

    Trump: “There should no longer be any questions respecting the complexity of Rare Earths product”
    This is the bottom line for the US
    Big test of Beijing’s good faith will be if rare earths start flowing again in supply chains (through China’s export licensing systems) 4/

    Xi: We “should promote exchanges in various fields such as diplomacy, trade, military, and law enforcement, so as to enhance consensus, reduce misunderstanding and strengthen cooperation.”
    Mention of military exchanges stuck out to me. Suggests that Beijing wants to make sure it has military channels with Washington to avoid potential escalation.
    This comes after years of canceling mil-mil dialogues and not picking up the phone, though I hardly see a renaissance on that front 5/

    Trump: “The conversation was focused almost entirely on TRADE. Nothing was discussed concerning Russia/Ukraine, or Iran.”
    Lots of worry in DC about a potential US-China “grand bargain” inc. Taiwan
    I don’t think either Trump or Xi want that. Likely be economy + fentanyl. 6/

    On Taiwan, Xi said: “The U.S. should handle the Taiwan issue cautiously to avoid an extremely small number of ‘Taiwan independence’ separatists dragging China and the US into dangerous circumstances of conflict and confrontation.”
    Trying to pin blame for cross-strait tensions on Taiwanese president Lai Ching-te, but the language also seems less alarmed than in some Xi-Biden readouts
    No mention of Taiwan being a red line in US-China relations or the most important issue in US-China relations.
    Perhaps Xi is slightly less on edge? Of course, no reason to relax. Risks high enough that Washington should continue to enhance military deterrence in the region. 7/

    Biggest watchpoint for whether US-China relations remain stable and if a deal can be made is in-person meetings between Trump and Xi
    Both said Xi invited Trump to visit China. Trump said it’s something he would “look forward to doing”
    Maybe around APEC in Oct/Nov? But… 8/

    Only Trump’s post mentioned that he had invited Xi to visit the United States
    Suggests that Beijing remains wary of a Zelensky moment or Ramaphosa moment in the Oval Office
    Chinese pundits also say Trump should visit China first as Xi visited US first during first term 9/

    Chinese readout of what Trump said is revealing as it usually highlights the messages Beijing wants to hear
    “Trump expressed great respect for President Xi Jinping”—shows how vital it is domestically for Xi to appear an equal in negotiations
    “The US will continue to pursue the one-China policy”—basic reassurance on no change to basic Taiwan policy but Beijing will be relieved this happened
    “The economic and trade talks between the two countries in Geneva have been very successful and good agreements have been reached”—this negotiating framework is a key mechanism for Beijing to try and control the downside risk in US-China relations
    “The US welcomes Chinese students to study in the US”—Xi wants to avoid broad visa restrictions on Chinese students coming to the US 10/

    Lutnick being part of the US delegation to Beijing suggests that elements of the US export controls will be on the table, since they are implemented through the Commerce Department. Trump has already signaled in his presser w/ Merz that there will be no broad ban of Chinese students studying in the US, or revocation of the visas of those already in the States, cutting Rubio off at the knees, but that is just the US retreating from an obviously self-harming action.

    The PRC is not really interested in shutting down US manufacturing by turning off the supply of rare earth elements & rare earth magnets, but by keeping & refining its own export control regime it maintains leverage over the US to secure advantageous terms & help ensure the US mostly follows through on any agreement, by keeping that threat ever present. Easing the flow of REEs & REMs to US civilian manufacturing also eases the burden on the new end user verification apparatus the PRC is establishing to enforce its new export control regimes (substantial modeled after the US’). The bureaucratic overload has really slowed the approval of REE/REM exports to the EU, threatening to shut down plants there, too. Of course, the PRC government might find it useful as a reminder to the EU of its leverage here, as they speed up trade negotiations leading up to the Sino-EU summit at the end of Jul.

  82. 82.

    Eolirin

    June 5, 2025 at 9:41 pm

    @Jackie: The house bill cannot pass in the senate. It was always going to be the senate bill that became law. And we don’t know exactly what it’ll look like yet.

  83. 83.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 5, 2025 at 9:45 pm

    @Bill Arnold: ​Talk about interesting constructs, it was maybe yesterday, that the idiot posted something about Putin’s reaction to Operation Spider Web, in which he (the idiot) mentioned “docked airplanes.” Now this is not a construct a native English-speaker would use to refer to airplanes that are parked on/near an airstrip. But as chance would have it, it’s a perfectly cromulent construct in russian. Odd, no?

  84. 84.

    HopefullyNotcassandra

    June 5, 2025 at 9:45 pm

    @Bill Arnold: do they report to Mr. Musk or Mr. Thiel or somebody else?  How can we know?  The honorable Beryl Howell, DC District Court, does not know and she has a case in front of her about this very issue

    The cons on-line truly disliked parts of this thing.  That is why maga congress critters were claiming they did not read that bit yada yada yada.

    Mr. Musk is unpopular with nearly everybody.  He has his techiestan bros, though, and they can be nasty niblets to be certain.  I think the maga fascists might be manipulating Mr. Musk to save the maga murder bill from rightwing outrage.

    I don’t know.

    This GOP has willfully set a massive waves in motion in the absurd belief that they can control tsunamis

    That is so gobsmackingly stupid, arrogant and obscene that anything is possible with them.  This GOP is also the party of fake wrestling, fake faces, fake hair, fake lips, fake beliefs, fake everything.

  85. 85.

    Jackie

    June 5, 2025 at 9:48 pm

    Finding humor where I can:

    A deputy U.S. marshal was mistakenly detained by immigration agents inside the federal building that houses Tucson’s immigration court, U.S. Marshals Service officials confirmed on Thursday.

    The wrongful detention was a case of mistaken identity and didn’t last long, according to the federal law enforcement agency, responding to the Arizona Daily Star’s inquiry about the incident.

    “A Deputy US Marshal who fit the general description of a subject being sought by ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) was briefly detained at a federal building in Tucson after entering the lobby of the building,” the U.S. Marshals Service statement said.

    They had brown colored skin?
    https://tucson.com/news/local/border/article_2573f016-3596-4f32-93f7-7e99b6459675.html

  86. 86.

    HopefullyNotcassandra

    June 5, 2025 at 9:48 pm

    @Marc: I thought they intentionally selected for the boys, too young to know any better, who felt the need to self-label with names like “BigBalz”.

  87. 87.

    jimmiraybob

    June 5, 2025 at 9:51 pm

    @Booger: HI-YO! From stage 1 at the Burbank Studios …

    Secretary of Education Linda McMahon ……

    Just for clarity.  :)

  88. 88.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 5, 2025 at 9:53 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: reminds me of the age of the grand old flying boats. Pan Am Clippers and such.

  89. 89.

    HopefullyNotcassandra

    June 5, 2025 at 9:57 pm

    @columbusqueen: excellent point.

  90. 90.

    HopefullyNotcassandra

    June 5, 2025 at 10:00 pm

    @MagdaInBlack: I am a bit envious.  I only got to visit.  I never got to actually live on a farm.  Though if I had, the workload might have changed my rosy perspective.

  91. 91.

    Bill Arnold

    June 5, 2025 at 10:02 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:
    Yeah. I was trying out DeepSeek R1 (big chain of thought LLM) yesterday and gave it some of Mr. Trump’s “Truths”, including that one, to clean up. In its notes, DSR1 said that it changed “docked airplanes” to something like “parked airplanes”.
    It did not, however, say that it was a literal translation from Russian.
    Do Mr. Trump and Mr. Putin talk in English, without a translator?

  92. 92.

    The Audacity of Krope

    June 5, 2025 at 10:07 pm

    @MagdaInBlack: Oh new fun theory I just heard: this is the PayPal Mafia’s takedown of trump, to make a President Vance happen. Elon has all the goods on trump.

    Question is whether the choad reality check would be worth the fallout.

  93. 93.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 5, 2025 at 10:08 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    @Bill Arnold: Linguistically, in russian, the language of boats is essentially that which is used for airplanes.

  94. 94.

    YY_Sima Qian

    June 5, 2025 at 10:40 pm

    Oh boy:

    Andy Sharp @sharp_writing

    TOKYO — The presence of three top U.S. negotiators with differing stances on trade is adding a layer of complexity to tariff talks with Japan.

    Open disagreements, competition and confusion among Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick and U.S. Trade Representative Jamieson Greer have made it hard for the Japanese side to judge the Trump administration’s intentions, according to sources close to the negotiations.

    “At one point, the three cabinet officials put the talks with the Japanese side on hold and began debating right in front of them,” said one source.

    Bessent, Lutnick and Greer keep Japan guessing in US tariff talks
    Differing views on trade by Trump’s negotiating team frustrate Tokyo
    CHIHIRO UCHIYAMA
    June 6, 2025 00:55 JST

    The same 3 will be heading to Beijing, & their interlocutors there will be far less forbearing of the clown act.

  95. 95.

    glc

    June 5, 2025 at 11:36 pm

    @YY_Sima Qian:

    Hadn’t seen that;

    “At one point, the three cabinet officials put the talks with the Japanese side on hold and began debating right in front of them,” said one source.

    Even by today’s standards, that seems noteworthy.

  96. 96.

    Geminid

    June 6, 2025 at 3:06 am

    @YY_Sima Qian: Japan’s negotiators may have pondered Mets Manager Casey Stengel’s question:

    Can’t anybody here play this game?

  97. 97.

    YY_Sima Qian

    June 6, 2025 at 5:48 am

    @Geminid: Those very words came through my mind when reading the article.

  98. 98.

    Paul in KY

    June 6, 2025 at 11:30 am

    @Sure Lurkalot: It killed VP Gore. He was saddled with (or had) that persona.

  99. 99.

    Paul in KY

    June 6, 2025 at 11:31 am

    @Suzanne: As a Browns fan, I hope we smash that little weirdo into the ground!

  100. 100.

    Paul in KY

    June 6, 2025 at 11:37 am

    @Bill Arnold: I think Putin always speaks in Russian when he is meeting ‘officially’ with anyone.

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