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Score One for E. Jean Carroll

by WaterGirl|  June 16, 202512:25 pm| 59 Comments

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E. Jean Carroll has a belated birthday gift for TACO Don.  Happy Birthday, TACO Don!

Even better than besting TACO Don with the book (surprise!) is the fact that both the verdict and the award were upheld by a Federal Court on Friday.  Maybe you guys talked about that here, but if you did, I missed it.

Gotta love the AP headline:

Appeals court won’t reconsider ruling that Trump must pay E. Jean Carroll $5M in sex abuse case

Open thread.

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    1. 1.

      Baud

      June 16, 2025 at 12:29 pm

      Put a lien on Mar-a-Lago.

      Reply
    2. 2.

      Kosh III

      June 16, 2025 at 12:30 pm

      I hope she gets the money from this and the 83 million from the other case, and SOON. How much is Mar-al-Lrgo worth?

       

      Ya beat me to it Baud!

      Reply
    3. 3.

      Baud

      June 16, 2025 at 12:31 pm

      Exclusive: Iran is urgently signaling it wants to end hostilities and restart nuclear talks, sending messages to Israel and the U.S. via intermediaries.[image or embed]— The Wall Street Journal (@wsj.com) Jun 16, 2025 at 9:57 AM

      Reply
    4. 4.

      Scout211

      June 16, 2025 at 12:32 pm

      IANAL, so does this mean the verdict stands or can he appeal to SCOTUS? I read the AP article in the link above but it doesn’t say.

      Reply
    5. 5.

      Baud

      June 16, 2025 at 12:33 pm

      U.S. Steel shares rise after golden share details unveiled

      Reply
    6. 6.

      WaterGirl

      June 16, 2025 at 12:33 pm

      Whenever I can, I am trying to link to stories from the AP rather than from the formerly prestigious toilet paper outlets.

      Reply
    7. 7.

      Baud

      June 16, 2025 at 12:33 pm

      @Scout211:

      He can ask SCOTUS to take it up.

      Reply
    8. 8.

      WaterGirl

      June 16, 2025 at 12:34 pm

      @Scout211: Paging our BJ attorneys.

      I think every article about legal proceedings should have to include the possible next steps, or the fact that it’s the end of the road.

      Reply
    9. 9.

      Jackie

      June 16, 2025 at 12:34 pm

      Thanks, WaterGirl! The video interview is great! E Jean Carroll has such a wicked sense of humor! FFOTUS definitely picked the wrong woman to sexually assault ie rape!

      Reply
    10. 10.

      Scout211

      June 16, 2025 at 12:36 pm

      @Baud: He can ask SCOTUS to take it up.

      Thanks Baud.  Not what I wanted to hear because he will, most likely.

      Reply
    11. 11.

      Kirk

      June 16, 2025 at 12:44 pm

      @Baud: I don’t think Netanyahu can stop if he wants to, and I don’t have reason to believe he wants to. Especially if he believes reinforcements (EU and US forces) are on the way.

      Reply
    12. 12.

      WereBear

      June 16, 2025 at 12:44 pm

      @WaterGirl: Thank you!

      Reply
    13. 13.

      Baud

      June 16, 2025 at 12:46 pm

      @Kirk:

      Some people think this situation will enable the Iranian dissidents to overthrow the regime. May be too juicy an opportunity to pass up.

      Reply
    14. 14.

      Doc H

      June 16, 2025 at 12:50 pm

      I learned who Molly J-F’s mom was all of 2 days ago. In with the Vanity Fair set, I am not. :D

      Reply
    15. 15.

      WaterGirl

      June 16, 2025 at 12:52 pm

      @Doc H: I have no idea.  Spill!

      Reply
    16. 16.

      Kirk

      June 16, 2025 at 12:54 pm

      @Baud: Yes. I think they’re wrong, of course. It appears that in addition to primary leaders and scientists, Mossad’s assassination teams focused on moderating voices. Hard-core anti-Israel voices were left largely untouched.

      Reply
    17. 17.

      Jackie

      June 16, 2025 at 12:58 pm

      From the video interview:

      Carroll said battling the once and future president in court should probably be considered as serious matter, but she saw plenty of comedy in her situation.

      “The characters alone – we have judge [Lewis] Kaplan, a steel rod of a man, looks like God on the Sistine Chapel ceiling, right?” she said. “Conservative, no nonsense, and yet gets off one-liners like Stephen Colbert. We have Trump attorney] Joe Tacopina, built like Popeye, got a voice like a shotgun in a gravel pit. You know, just. dresses in $6,000 suits.

      “We have Alina Habba, esquire, Trump’s most beautiful attorney. Cheekbones like tulip bulbs, right? Eyes like a baby seal, gorgeous, smart, you know. Deliciously arrogant and yet didn’t know diddly-squat about the law, and then we have my attorney, Roberta Kaplan, who was born with a lust for battle. You put all these characters together, you have hijinks, you have humor, you have dead serious, dead serious days. We saw in that courtroom where, by the way, Trump was found liable for sexual abuse in the first trial, so dead serious. But on the whole, uplifting because we can see what really goes on in a courtroom.”

       

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    18. 18.

      Steve LaBonne

      June 16, 2025 at 1:02 pm

      Sunday in the Park with Stalin

      Reply
    19. 19.

      Mark

      June 16, 2025 at 1:03 pm

      @WaterGirl: Erica Jong.

      Reply
    20. 20.

      eclare

      June 16, 2025 at 1:11 pm

      Yay!

      Reply
    21. 21.

      zhena gogolia

      June 16, 2025 at 1:14 pm

      @WaterGirl: Erica Jong, who wrote a big bestseller about sex, Fear of Flying, but who according to her daughter is now in dementia. The Vanity Fair article was pretty distasteful.

      Reply
    22. 22.

      Geminid

      June 16, 2025 at 1:17 pm

      @Kirk: My understanding is that Israel is concentrating on damaging the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps and its leadership. Those are not moderating voices; they are among the most hard-core anti-Israeli actors of all. They’re the ones who operate Iran’s ballistic missiles, and their Quds Force managed operations in Syria and Lebanon.

      Reply
    23. 23.

      Scout211

      June 16, 2025 at 1:19 pm

      Some hopeful news for libraries.

      For the second time this year, the federal government’s top watchdog concluded Monday that the Trump administration violated the law by withholding funding Congress already approved.

      This time, the Government Accountability Office found the Trump administration flouted the law by clawing back federal cash Congress enacted to support libraries, archives and museums throughout the country. By freezing money that’s supposed to flow through the Institute of Museum and Library Services, the Trump administration violated the 51-year-old law barring presidents from withholding federal dollars without approval from Congress, the watchdog concluded.

      Following the release of the GAO’s verdict, the Senate’s top Democratic appropriator, Washington Sen. Patty Murray, said in a statement that President Donald Trump “may not like the fact that Congress has, on a bipartisan basis, invested in helping kids learn at their local library — but that does not change the fact that he himself signed these investments into law, and they need to start flowing immediately.”

      First, this is a positive step for restoring library funding.

      Second, we still have federal government watchdogs?

      Reply
    24. 24.

      Elizabelle

      June 16, 2025 at 1:19 pm

      I love, love, love the towel swathed dogs in the respite photo today.

      They know they are special.

      Reply
    25. 25.

      Leto

      June 16, 2025 at 1:20 pm

      @Baud: from the article:

      He added the share would prevent the companies from reducing or delaying $14 billion in promised investments, transferring production or jobs outside the United States, or closing or idling plants before certain time frames, without the president’s consent.

      Even in normal times I wouldn’t like this caveat, but triple so now. Petty dictator move.

      Reply
    26. 26.

      Baud

      June 16, 2025 at 1:22 pm

      @Leto:

      It wouldn’t be so bad if we had a president that didn’t take bribes.

      Reply
    27. 27.

      Captain C

      June 16, 2025 at 1:34 pm

      @Baud: 7-2 in Carroll’s favor, with Justice RV’s dissent saying that it’s OK for men to do anything to women and Justice Inquisitor-Wannabe quoting St. Odo of Cluny on the isomorphism of women and sacks of dung.

      (edited as apparently Odo was only venerated)

      Reply
    28. 28.

      stinger

      June 16, 2025 at 1:43 pm

      Seems to me that if a higher court lets a lower court ruling stand, that should be the end of it. If a decision is overturned, then it makes sense to appeal up another level, get two out of three decisions that agree. This endlessly appealing upward no matter what — isn’t that a waste of judicial resources?

      Reply
    29. 29.

      stinger

      June 16, 2025 at 1:45 pm

      @WaterGirl: Appreciate that!

      Reply
    30. 30.

      Shalimar

      June 16, 2025 at 1:46 pm

      @Baud: Would this be a good thing?  I don’t know the current players in Iran, but dissidents overthrowing the regime is exactly what happened in 1979.  It was not a good thing.  Things can always get worse, until we’re dead.

      Reply
    31. 31.

      JoyceH

      June 16, 2025 at 1:46 pm

      Last night I heard on the news that the feds were considering federal charges for Boelter, and I immediately thought, “try the state charges first because the president can’t pardon those”. Man, I hate living in a timeline where you even have to wonder if the president would pardon murder because the victims were Democrats.

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    32. 32.

      Leto

      June 16, 2025 at 1:46 pm

      @Captain C: things I learn on BJ that Odo, from Deep Space 9, went from a shapeshifter god to venerated earth saint; what a ride!

      Reply
    33. 33.

      Shalimar

      June 16, 2025 at 1:47 pm

      @stinger: It can definitely be a waste of resources, which is why the higher court refuses to consider the appeal well over 90% of the time.  Right to appeal is not the same as right to have appeal ruled on.

      Reply
    34. 34.

      stinger

      June 16, 2025 at 1:49 pm

      @Elizabelle: Yes!!

      Reply
    35. 35.

      stinger

      June 16, 2025 at 1:50 pm

      @Shalimar: Sure, but how many would deny a request from a sitting president?

      Reply
    36. 36.

      Jackie

      June 16, 2025 at 1:51 pm

      @JoyceH:

      Man, I hate living in a timeline where you even have to wonder if the president would pardon murder because the victims were Democrats.

      And the assassin voted for FFOTUS.

      That is always good for a pardon. OR for getting federal charges outright dismissed.

      Reply
    37. 37.

      laura

      June 16, 2025 at 1:52 pm

      @WaterGirl: She just wrote one hell of a gut wrenching memoir and it’s running up best seller lists all over the place. If you’ve had a difficult mother/daughter relationship, if you’ve been dealing with alcohol and drug addiction, if you’ve experienced the long goodbye that is dementia or alzheimers, then this book is for you. I just finished it and am feeling some things. I prefer audio books when the author narrates because you can be sure the the tone, intonation and emphasis are accurate and intimate. In conclusion, that Molly Jong Fast Did the Thing. Big ups for How to lose your Mother

      And good on E. Jean Carroll for getting over on that rapist who’s still on the loose.

      Reply
    38. 38.

      Parfigliano

      June 16, 2025 at 1:59 pm

      @Kirk: It’s like the Israeli rabid dog named Mossad has zero interest in peace.

      Reply
    39. 39.

      Jackie

      June 16, 2025 at 2:02 pm

      Some fun headlines this morning:

      • ‘He sulked, he slouched’: Analyst claims ‘puny’ parade left Trump miserable
      • Canadian PM ‘shuts off’ Trump as press conference heads ‘off the rails’: CNN
      • ‘Eventually’: Eric Trump admits new mobile phone isn’t being made in the USA
      • Trump Orders ICE Vengeance on ‘No Kings’ Protest Cities (not fun, but head-shaking who’s surprised?)
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    40. 40.

      WaterGirl

      June 16, 2025 at 2:06 pm

      @Mark: @zhena gogolia:

      Thank you.

      Reply
    41. 41.

      WaterGirl

      June 16, 2025 at 2:08 pm

      @Scout211:

      Second, we still have federal government watchdogs?

      ssshhh. :-)

      Reply
    42. 42.

      WaterGirl

      June 16, 2025 at 2:09 pm

      @Elizabelle: Yes, I thought we needed these sweet pups today.  We should all be so pampered and good-natured.

      I got to have them here without their parents for 10 days when they were just 4 months old, serious bonding time!

      Reply
    43. 43.

      catclub

      June 16, 2025 at 2:12 pm

      @Elizabelle: They know they are special.

       

      They look a bit embarrassed to me.

      Reply
    44. 44.

      catclub

      June 16, 2025 at 2:14 pm

      @Jackie: ​
       

      Trump Orders ICE Vengeance on ‘No Kings’ Protest Cities

      That will include every tiny town in Vermont.

      Reply
    45. 45.

      WaterGirl

      June 16, 2025 at 2:14 pm

      @catclub: Knowing those pups well, I can confidently say “not in the slightest!”

      They were cold and wet and covered with warm towels.  They probably thought they were at a spa. :-)

      Reply
    46. 46.

      They Call Me Noni

      June 16, 2025 at 2:15 pm

      @JoyceH: You don’t have to wonder.

      Reply
    47. 47.

      artem1s

      June 16, 2025 at 2:46 pm

      @Jackie: ​ 
      I hate living in a timeline where I have to wonder if this political assignation was specifically targeted to make Walz look weak or as part of a larger assignation attempt that was cut short. There was a list of 70 people on the hit list. Walz had been very vocal about the Pug Ugly bill and ICE and other things. The GQP cannot imagine that someone would actually fight for their constituents without some ulterior motive like setting themselves up for an election run. I’m quite sure the GQP would love to eliminated Walz as a future Democratic Senator or POTUS candidate.
      The longer the perp remains at large, the more likely it is he’s being helped to escape and was part of a larger conspiracy to upset the balance of MN politics.

      Reply
    48. 48.

      BellaPea

      June 16, 2025 at 2:50 pm

      @Captain C: I seriously doubt the Supreme Court wants to take up such a controversial and much-debated case. Roberts is starting to get some harsh criticism, including from Justice Brown, about showing favoritism to Trump. This would be a very bad PR look for the Supremes.

      Reply
    49. 49.

      Soprano2

      June 16, 2025 at 2:53 pm

      @Shalimar: It’s a little-known fact that the more liberal dissidents allied with the hardliners – you know, that “enemy of my enemy” stuff – in the late ’70’s. It ended poorly for the liberal dissidents.

      Reply
    50. 50.

      WTFGhost

      June 16, 2025 at 3:08 pm

      @Scout211: You can always appeal to the SCOTUS, if you’re their bestest friend Trump. But the case was pretty unshakable; the Constitution states that a jury verdict can’t be questioned, and there are no real grounds for appeal, save possibly for incompetent defendant, and I think it’s the *attorney*, not the defendant, that needs to be incompetent, for an appeal to succeed

      NB: Not an attorney, but when an appeals court won’t even consider a case, it usually means they don’t want to waste the court’s time rubberstamping the prior decision. Your appeal has to have a basis in law, saying something was excluded that shouldn’t have been, or included that shouldn’t have been, and, more importantly for this kind of case, it has to be something so big the court can find that no reasonable jury would have made the same verdict, had the error been corrected during the trial.

      Otherwise, the jury verdict wins.

      Reply
    51. 51.

      WTFGhost

      June 16, 2025 at 3:30 pm

      @Jackie:Eyes like a baby seal, gorgeous, smart, you know

      Is it wrong that I ponder whether it would be better, were she (Alina Habba, that is…) covered in commercially valuable fur, so hunters would bash her brains in, without hurting actual baby seals, who rarely aid and abet serial killers, though, if they’ve seen their twin sis cruelly murdered, sometimes they Go Bad, and you do not want to face an angry seal gone bad.

      (AHEM)
      AN ANGRY SEAL GONE BAD!!! (fanfare plays, slightly off key. It’s hard to find good help these days.)

      @Scout211: You know the Trump admin is trying to “take them to the vet to be *tutored*” but they do exist, and thankfully, are still useful and intact.

      @Baud: and just to own the libs, they pretend they’re being “transparent” about the corruption, so it’s okay.

      @Captain C: Sorry, sacks of dung would require an alimentary canal to have a true isomorphism. There are few things more pedantic than a stoned mathematician whose very brain is rattling with trump this morning, “trump” being my new term for totally useless, yet aggravating, and far too meaningful, pains.

      Reply
    52. 52.

      cain

      June 16, 2025 at 3:38 pm

      @WTFGhost: Likely argue from a constitutional point of view that the constitution is wrong in this because he is the president and above all of this.

      Reply
    53. 53.

      prostratedragon

      June 16, 2025 at 3:58 pm

      “We have Alina Habba, esquire, […]” I can’t go on!

      Reply
    54. 54.

      TONYG

      June 16, 2025 at 4:21 pm

      @Baud: I’d like to see them confiscate ALL of that asshole’s property.  But maybe that would result in a gunfight with the Secret Service.

      Reply
    55. 55.

      Betty

      June 16, 2025 at 4:44 pm

      @Baud: Why does my slide right always says I am doing it wrong?

      Reply
    56. 56.

      Doc H

      June 16, 2025 at 5:23 pm

       

       
      @WaterGirl: ​
      Erica “Fear of Flying” Jong! Molly J-F has a book out and did an intvu with Terry Gross.​

      Reply
    57. 57.

      fancycwabs

      June 17, 2025 at 11:25 am

      So does Don Hankey’s bond get sent to Carroll’s bank account immediately or what?

      Reply
    58. 58.

      Gloria DryGarden

      June 17, 2025 at 10:20 pm

      @cain: the customer is always right. But trump a. Isn’t right about much and b. He isn’t a customer.

      One might, on a tangent, say he’s consuming us, or is all consuming.  Buy we are not here to serve him , or to provide customer service.

      it would be great to get that throug( his thick head.

      Reply
    59. 59.

      Gloria DryGarden

      June 17, 2025 at 10:21 pm

      @TONYG: I’d like to see them confiscate ALL of that asshole’s property.

      YES

      Reply

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