You know the drill!
Since it’s Sunday, football talk welcome as well. :-)
Game 1: NY Yankees @ Toronto Blue Jays, starts at 4:08 pm ET on FS1 (Fox Sports 1)
Game 2: Detroit Tigers @ Seattle Mariners, starts at 8:03 pm ET on FS1 (Fox Sports 1)
“LET’S PLAY BAAALL!”
Since this thread will be active all day, at least for a few of you guys, let’s keep this one for all things baseball!


Authors In Our Midst – Randall Luce – The Cost of ‘Good Trouble’!
no body no name
Dodgers LA takes this hands down.
Tom Levenson
Go Blue Jays.
WaterGirl
@no body no name: You mean takes the whole thing?
Because I don’t see Dodgers playing today. I am confused!
Ida Slapter
It’s a saturation sportsball-watching night here in Detroit: first, the Lions at Bengals (the tigers I want to lose); the the Tigers in Seattle with Tarik Skubal at 8pm our time.
Food and drinks are ready, so let the games begin! Cheers, my friends! Good luck to your teams. 🥂
PS. I am an extreme lurker so it’s very strange to be such an early commenter.
Ida Slapter
@Tom Levenson: hahaha I concur.
Bostondreams
god I hate the Yanks so much. Go Sox…err…Jays.
mrmoshpotato
@Ida Slapter: Go Lions! Go Tigers! Da Bears are off this week!
Jackie
@WaterGirl: I think he/she means the Dodgers will win the series against the Phillies ;-)
Jackie
Seahawks play when the Blue Jays play, so I’ll be focused on 🏈, while cheering on the Blue Jays during timeouts and halftime :-)
pajaro
Go Cubs go.
It’s easy to get annoyed about baseball nostalgia. It is nevertheless true that approximately 70 years ago, my grandfather took my father and my 8 year-old-self to Wrigley field, a place where I have ended up taking my children and grandchildren, sitting in seats in pretty much the same place. Things change pretty quickly in Chicago and the US, so I feel lucky to have a physical reminder of my link in a five-generation long chain.
mrmoshpotato
@pajaro: Nice. Go Cubs!
pajaro
@pajaro: I do understand they aren’t playing today, but it is a baseball thread.
Jackie
@pajaro:
Also awesome memories for your kiddos and grandkiddos!
That’s a great story!
mrmoshpotato
@pajaro: and football. :)
Anonymous At Work
Yuck the Fankees and may the Dodgers $12 billion payroll spawn its own multiple versions of Bobby Bonilla Day. (Edit: Added link to explain, Dodgers are doing similar shady future payments to avoid payroll issues)
Jackie
@mrmoshpotato: Stupid ‘Hawks missed a “routine” FG.😡
mrmoshpotato
@Jackie: To quote my nephew from when he was 4, “Bummer, man!”
mrmoshpotato
Another FG for the Buccos.
Jackie
Torontos 2 run Homer! 2-0
mrmoshpotato
2-run homer for the Jays! 2-0
Professor Bigfoot
Watching the Jays versus the hated Yankees and man, Yesavage is KILLIN’ out there! K after K after K…
ETA YET ANOTHER K!
no body no name
@WaterGirl:
Correct. They’ve got it. I’d love for the Phillies to do it but I don’t see it breaking that way.
no body no name
@Professor Bigfoot:
Fuck the Yankees.
mrmoshpotato
2 RBI double! 4-0 Jays
Another RBI! 5-0
Professor Bigfoot
QFT 😉
Jackie
4-0 BJ’s! Elbows up!
Ida Slapter
@mrmoshpotato: Now 5-0!
Jackie
@Ida Slapter: Still 4th inning!
mrmoshpotato
Damn Yesavage! So Savage! Mid-4th.
Ida Slapter
GRAND SLAM!!! 9-0 and still batting!
Professor Bigfoot
GRAND SLAM.
Damn, Blue Jays, don’t kill ‘em! 😂
Ida Slapter
@Ida Slapter: You love to see it
nadjasdoll
I get the feeling that the Jays want it more!
wj
Let’s face it, the Yankees aren’t just losing, they don’t even seem competitive.
Jackie
@Ida Slapter:
@Professor Bigfoot:
The looks on the Yankees make me happy!
And the Seahawks woke up and TD’d just before halftime!
Professor Bigfoot
GREAT MAKER.
Another two-run homer for the Jays. 11-0 and they’re still at bat??
sab
@Ida Slapter: A true World Series.
randy khan
Here’s Fried’s line for the Yankees: 3.0+ IP, 8 H, 2 BB, 1 K, 7 R (all earned)
Warren, his replacement, so far: 1.0 IP, 3 H, 1 BB, 0 K, 4 R (all earned), 2 inherited runners scored. Not an improvement.
Not that this bothers me at all..
Baud
Damn. Did the Yankees start a position player as pitcher?
Ida Slapter
11-0 in the 4th inning.
You love to see it.
wj
Hope the Jays pitcher still has his rhythm after all this time. 😉
Ida Slapter
@sab: It’s a y’all come!
Jackie
@Professor Bigfoot: Maybe the Yankees will just concede… LOLOL
Jackie
@wj: If not, the bullpen has a little cushion to play off on!
Five innings over – he gets the official win now, IF the bullpen cedes a few runs. Yankees hitters are anemic.
Professor Bigfoot
@Jackie: The refs should oughta call it, but there’s no “mercy rule” in MLB. 😂
And HOLY COW, YESAVAGE IS JUST KILLING.
Professor Bigfoot
@wj: HE’S STILL KILLIN’.
He might even have another inning or two in him.
Holy moley.
Y’all forgive me, this is really the first baseball I’ve watched this year and it’s so gratifying to see the hated Yankees get spanked.
The only way it would be better would be if it was the Guards doing it, but whoever! 😉
mrmoshpotato
@Professor Bigfoot: 🤯
Professor Bigfoot
Since this IS a sports thread— did anyone else catch the Singapore Grand Prix this morning?
McLaren is now World Constructors Champions and its gonna come down to a knifefight between Oscar and Lando for the World Drivers Championship.
AND of course, MF Max V can not EVER be counted out— as much as I dislike the guy, he is very, very, very good.
OH, and another Bluejays home run!
Ida Slapter
@Professor Bigfoot: you’re so right. It’s always good to see the Stankees walloped, even if it’s not by the Tigers either.
We whupped them in playoffs a couple of times in the 21st century. So much fun!
Jackie
ANOTHER HR! Is there a 10 runs mercy rule like in Little League? 😂
I can focus on the Hawks now – who just took the lead!
mrmoshpotato
@Jackie: Woo hoo!
Jackie
@mrmoshpotato: They’re wearing their retro ‘80s unis today. I keep looking for Steve Largent LOL
wj
Why do these morons have to stand there asking parents inane questions??? We’re trying to watch baseball here!
mrmoshpotato
@wj: LOL! What are your kids asking about?
Ida Slapter
Lions up 14-0 at the half, so I’ve switched over to NY-TOR.
Jays looking like they’ve got a football score too!
mrmoshpotato
There goes the shutout! :(
mrmoshpotato
@Ida Slapter: Bengals on the board with a field goal.
Another Lions interception!
wj
@mrmoshpotato:
I was asking about the TV “reporters” in the stands, and whoever on the broadcast team is cutting over to them.
Professor Bigfoot
@Ida Slapter: I’ve been bouncing back and forth… the Bungles don’t look good, but they ARE trying to make a game of it.
Here’s a — have we settled on a better term than “first world problem?”— when both Bengals/Lions and Blue Jays/Yankees have a commercial on at the same time… 🤬
ETA— AND another Lions TD!
wj
Ho hum. Another inning, another Jays home run.
mrmoshpotato
Lions TD! Gibbs has a touchdown dance apparently.
Jackie
@Professor Bigfoot: I was running into the same problem with Seahawks game and baseball… There aughta be a law…
mrmoshpotato
@wj: Oh.
Jackie
@wj:
You gotta love it! 24 runs in less than 2 complete games?
BWAAHAHAHAAA!
wj
@Jackie: And apparently it’s a record for how many total runs the Yankees have given up in a successive pair games. Ever.
sab
@Professor Bigfoot: Singapore Grand Prix? Really? This is a full service blog.
mrmoshpotato
Another Lions TD! 28-3!
Jackie
@wj: There’s always a record for every stat in baseball 😂
Timill
@Ida Slapter: But will the Jays get the extra point?
mrmoshpotato
Great sliding catch by the Jays’ left fielder!
wj
@Jackie: And baseball does more, and more varied, statistics than anybody. And keeps inventing more.
Jackie
@mrmoshpotato: Seahawks/TB tied. I can’t handle a possible OT pitting the Hawks and Mariners overlapping, but I don’t want TB winning… OY
Jackie
@wj: Yup!
mrmoshpotato
@Jackie: Got a DVR?
Ida Slapter
@Timill: They better have because the Yankees seem to be getting a little football-scorish themselves!
mrmoshpotato
@Ida Slapter: Impressively playing football on a baseball diamond.
Professor Bigfoot
@sab: Lemme tellya— I just saw something on FB indicating that Indycar might come back to Burke Lakefront!
It’s unique in that it’s a road course but you can see every bit of it from the grandstands.
I went a couple of times, if it comes back I will BE THERE.
I’ve been contemplating going to the US Grand Prix in ‘27 for my 70th— it’ll cost a pretty penny and I don’t care!
(USGP, Austin Texas, “Circuit of the Americas”- actually my favorite track on the F1 calendar is next week, too!)
Jackie
@mrmoshpotato: Yes, but no one in my family would keep either game a secret!
My daughter and I are “watching” the Seahawks together via text. 2 min warning and TB just scored… and we’re tied 35-35. EEERRRGGG!
One minute left; Seattle’s ball
Darnold throws interception. Crap, now I have to hope for OT😡💩
Tampa Bay FG. Game over 😭
Jackie
What the hell’s happening in Toronto?! 13-7??? Is the Jay’s BP imploding?
Ida Slapter
Lions up 28-17 over the Bengals with 7:00 to go. Battle of the big cats heated up while I was watching baseball. Oops! Make that 35-17!
Be back for the Tigers/Mariners in an hour. This is kind of fun. I have never made this many comments before, though I read them all the time.
Professor Bigfoot
Y’all— am I the only one who thinks it’s ridiculous that there exists “The Official Beer Sponsor of the NFL”??
Followed by “I wonder how much money changed hands for that title…”
Professor Bigfoot
@Ida Slapter: Truly a full service blog!! :^D
wj
@Jackie: Just a couple guys who didn’t have it today. And a manager taking advantage of a huge lead to let they try to dig themselves out. Which, unfortunately, they didn’t. But the last couple guys look to be getting the job done.
mrmoshpotato
Jays win! Jays win! Listen to crowd, eh!
Jackie
@Ida Slapter: So we’ll be seeing a lot more from you this month!
wj
13-7 Blue Jays
And it wasn’t actually as close as the score suggests.
Jackie
@mrmoshpotato: NY gets to go home to a cranky fan base heh heh!
mrmoshpotato
@Professor Bigfoot: Isn’t it Miller Lite too?
mrmoshpotato
@Jackie: Mwhaha!
mrmoshpotato
@Ida Slapter: We’ll be here.
Jackie
@Professor Bigfoot:
It’s NOT Budweiser?
mrmoshpotato
Oh look! The Lions game is back!
Professor Bigfoot
Jersey Mike’s is the sandwich sponsor of the NFL… hooo boy…
Professor Bigfoot
@Jackie: I think it was Bud Lite.
Bleah, either way. ;^)
Jackie
@Professor Bigfoot: I still miss the Bud Bowls during the Super Bowls of yore. But I do love their Clydesdale commercials :-)
mrmoshpotato
@Jackie: This?
Jackie
@mrmoshpotato: Those were so fun! My son, who already loved football as much as me, was as sad as I was when they stopped doing them; claiming it encouraged children to… what? Look at today’s commercials during “family prime time.” 😳 🙄 😳
eta: I just sent that link to my son :-D
JCJ
Holy crap! I just flipped on FS1. The three commentators were discussing the upcoming game. I was horrified to see AJ Pierzynski – he looks a lot like The Couchfucker!
Jackie
Just watched Aaron Boone’s post interview. He was literally holding back tears. His job as Yankees manager is over if they lose this series.
Actually, I like him, and hope he goes to a team that would be thrilled to have him. I can think of several.
sab
@Professor Bigfoot: I know people who would be as thrilled as you are. I am cheering now. Who should I write to say GO!
sab
@Professor Bigfoot: I will chip in if Dorothy Winsor and spouse want tickets.
Jackie
LET’S GOOO MARINERS!!!
mrmoshpotato
Is it hazy in Seattle tonight?
mrmoshpotato
Oh yes, the Sunday night ass-shaking anthem!
Ida Slapter
@Professor Bigfoot:
I have always known that – I have just not taken advantage of it until now. I like everybody here!
Except Baud.
Jackie
@Ida Slapter: LOL!
Ida Slapter
@Jackie: I hope so! I do love baseball, especially my Tigers. They have won 2 of their World Series titles during my lifetime, in 1968 and 1984 (and should have won in 2006 and 2012 🤬) and both of those were super exciting from start to finish. What an experience! Last ten years have been largely awful, so no matter what else happens, these last two seasons have been surprisingly good. We’re on the right track, though I have no idea how they rose from their September collapse. I’m still not convinced they have enough left in the tank to win a 5 game series unless they sweep.
Seattle looks sharp, and they won the season series, so good luck to them too!
Ida Slapter
@Jackie: I am aware of all Balloon Juice traditions. \ (•◡•) /
nadjasdoll
@Ida Slapter: I grew up on the Tigers, saw Al Kaline back in the day. If mariners fall I still have a team to root for. Still, go Mariners!
Jackie
Every time the sportscasters say “Still scoreless in Seattle,” my eyeballs roll so hard, I’m afraid they’ll get stuck in the looking up position. They think they’re sooo original. NOT!
Ida Slapter
@mrmoshpotato: omg yes. Thank you. I thought I had cataracts!
mrmoshpotato
@Ida Slapter: I think it was just a camera issue at the beginning. Picture is clearer now.
Ida Slapter
@Jackie: LOL I have my TV muted and am listening to Dan Dickerson call it on WWJ am, and he just said “scoreless in Seattle” too – for about the fourth time.
Do better, guys!
mrmoshpotato
@Ida Slapter: Mariner Moose-less in Seattle!
Ida Slapter
@mrmoshpotato: Thank you.
I put Buzz Drops in my tea and things are much clearer for me now, too.
mrmoshpotato
@Ida Slapter: Had to look that up.
Ida Slapter
@nadjasdoll: How cool! I, too, saw Al Kaline play. A great player and am even better person. He did TV game broadcasts with several announcers. He spent his whole life after playing baseball working for the Tigers too.
I was at Tiger Stadium in the back row of the lower deck right behind the Tigers dugout with my dad and my cousin to see Denny McLain win his 30th game in ’68, which was a come-from-behind walkoff double by Willie Horton in the bottom of the 9th!
Ida Slapter
@mrmoshpotato:
Highly recommend.
Jackie
@mrmoshpotato: As did I. I’m waaay behind the eight-ball when it comes to today’s terminology re THC.
nadjasdoll
@Ida Slapter: Willie Horton! Stormin’ Norman! I carried a transistor radio all summer for the Tigers.
First blood Mariners!
Jackie
POLANCO!!! We’re NOT scoreless in Seattle, anymore!!! 1-0, Mariners!
mrmoshpotato
@Jackie: Where is Mariner Moose? Still mooseless.
Jackie
I just read today that Josh Naylor is day to day… his wife is due to deliver their baby any day! He’ll get 3 days of paternity leave without it affecting his spot on the roster. So if he disappears mid game, his wife has gone into labor!
Jackie
@mrmoshpotato: I’m holding him hostage until we win our first postseason game.
mrmoshpotato
Walked Baez!
mrmoshpotato
@Jackie: Shame on you! Second best mascot in baseball.
Ida Slapter
@nadjasdoll: Lol I think we were separated at birth! I had a transistor radio with me at all times in the summers of ’67-’68.
Stormin Norman, Bill Freehan, Mickey Lolich; whose number 29 Skubal wears. Lolich is our top lefthander of all time, but I think he might slip to second if Skubal stays in Detroit.
Very exciting game tonight! Come on Tigers!
mrmoshpotato
OT – Applebee’s is better than expected, but I don’t want to be Applebee’s like a hurricane.
Jackie
@mrmoshpotato: When the Moose first became the mascot, he made an appearance at my son’s Little League game and handed out free tickets to the boys for a Mariners game. 1993? All the boys from both teams were star struck and thrilled with the tickets :-) We lived just outside of Seattle at the time.
mrmoshpotato
@Jackie: Cool!
Jackie
@mrmoshpotato: We had a brand-spanking new Little League field and he came to the ribbon-cutting ceremony prior to the first pitch.
Ida Slapter
Ouch! Polanco has the magic bat tonight!
Jackie
POLANCO DOES IT AGAIN!!! 2-0 Mariners!!!
mrmoshpotato
Are those your kids dressed as Boston lobstermen?
Jackie
@Ida Slapter: LOL We’re singing different versions of the same song ;-D
mrmoshpotato
I’ve never heard home runs called “pops.”
mrmoshpotato
Cal Raleigh referred to by his hilarious nickname – Big Dumper!
Ida Slapter
@Jackie: Yup! The turntables have turned! It ain’t over yet.
But the Tigers were, until very recently, incapable of producing runs consistently. I’ve got my fingers crossed for them, but only they can make it happen.
Jackie
@mrmoshpotato: I HATE that nickname. To me, it’s body shaming. Cal’s accepted it reluctantly, but I understand he’s not excited by it.
Ida Slapter
@Jackie: I second that emotion!
He should try to quash this after the season’s over. He deserves more respect for all his records this year. Can’t imagine the Mariners are thrilled with him being the face of the team while being the butt of that joke. ;-)
wj
If it weren’t for Polanco, you’d have to say Skubal is having a very impressive day on the mound for Detroit. Thru 7 full (97 pitches): 9 Ks, only one walk, 3 hits . . . plus Polanco 2 solo hrs. But with no run support….
Jackie
@wj:
That’s baseball! Run support is half of the game ;-)
nadjasdoll
@Jackie: I am sure I saw Cal interviewed saying he was happy to have a nickname at all. It’s not about his butt I don’t think but the way he dumps homers in the bleachers. Besides, he’s in those hilarious plumbing commercial so he’s earning from it.
wj
Offense, defense, pitching. Gotta have all three, so I’d say it’s closer to a third. Although I’m open to arguments for closer to 40%
Ida Slapter
@wj: Alas, it’s the sad story of a lot of the second half of the season for the Tigers. They were tearing it up until mid July; then got very streaky and finally fell apart.
Hinch is worth every dime they pay him. They won yesterday, but the Tigers struck out 16xs yesterday and left on 20 RISP. That’s terrible.
I watched it all happen and I still can’t believe we knocked Cleveland out after they hammered us for 6 games in 2 weeks.
mrmoshpotato
@Jackie: Is it a reference to his butt? I haven’t found any explanation
mrmoshpotato
Tie game!
Jackie
Ugh! Tied game.
Ida Slapter
A TORK BOMB! We’re tied!
Jackie
@mrmoshpotato:
Yes. His teammates have said things such as have you noticed the size of? Plus the reference of sounding like big BM’s. Anyway, I personally refuse to address him as such.
Ida Slapter
@Jackie: hahaha you and I just did our reverse duet again!
We need a couple of wigs and some satin gowns so we can go on tour!
mrmoshpotato
@nadjasdoll:
Go on…
Jackie
@nadjasdoll: He’s accepted it, and going along with it, but if he wasn’t called that anymore, I doubt he’d complain.
mrmoshpotato
@Jackie: I see.
Jackie
Cal! Hits a double!! Julio brings Cal HOME!!! GOOO MARINERS!!! 3-2!
mrmoshpotato
@Jackie: Well, the M’s just regained the lead.
Jackie
@Ida Slapter: Yes, we must! LOL
wj
Tie gme due to a leadoff walk and an E-3. Is Seattle trying to give this one away?
EDT late post due to technical issues — my tablet decided to spontaneously reboot. Grrrr
Jackie
Polanco hits a single to advance Julio to 3rd!!!
GOOOO MARINERS!!!
nadjasdoll
@mrmoshpotato: I can’t link but look up Bob Oates plumbing Big Dumper and Friends.
Jackie
@wj: 3-2 Mariners ;-)
Ida Slapter
And now we watch the bullpen (probably) lose the game as soon as skubal exits. *sigh*
At least he won’t get the loss.
Would love another rally but I’m not feeling it tonight. Surprise me, Tigers!
Jackie
@Ida Slapter: Skubal pitched great, but still gave the lead to Seattle before he finally got run support to tie the game.
mrmoshpotato
Mariner Moose on the dugout!
nadjasdoll
@mrmoshpotato: He always comes out at the end😁😁
Jackie
One out….
Two outs….
MARINERS WIN!!!! Whoohoo!
mrmoshpotato
Tied series.
mrmoshpotato
@nadjasdoll: Excellent.
Ida Slapter
@Jackie: did he leave with someone on? I didn’t think he was the pitcher of record or responsible for the winning run.
I hate to see his efforts wasted regardless.
Good game Mariners! Good night everyone, it’s been fun. I’ll see you Tuesday in Detroit!
nadjasdoll
Yes! Fireworks here in Seattle!
Jackie
@mrmoshpotato: I released him once we went ahead 3-2 :-D
Jackie
@Ida Slapter: He got a No Decision.
Jackie
@Ida Slapter:
Yup! Tomorrow we can (mostly) root against the Dodgers 😁
Martin will undoubtedly show up to defend LA :-)
mrmoshpotato
@Jackie: Release The
KrakMoose-en!mrmoshpotato
@Jackie: I’ll be rooting for the Phillies (and their glorious green mascot.)
mrmoshpotato
Wednesday is another day of baseball!
Ida Slapter
@Jackie: why, yes he did. Thanks. Bummer. I hate to see a great effort wasted like that.
Good game Mariners! That was intense.
Thanks so much for putting up this thread, WaterGirl. Nice chatting with you all tonight. See you in Detroit on Tuesday afternoon – prepare for possible showers and fallish weather!
mrmoshpotato
@Ida Slapter: Go Phils! Go Cubs!
Jackie
@mrmoshpotato: Yay! Better this than watching the news!
Jackie
@Ida Slapter:
In other words – SEATTLE weather! 😁
Jackie
Interesting fact: Detroit has a 0-3 record vs Mariners when Skubal starts. If a game 5 becomes necessary, Skubal is slated to start.
currawong
The pitching perforance by Trey Yesavage against the Yankees was one of the most remarkable things I’ve seen in sport, let alone baseball.
I wasn’t entirely convinced it was a great idea calling him up in his first season in professional baseball. His debut against the Rays, however, convinced me I was wrong. Even so, 5 innings, no hits, just one walk and 11 strikeouts was way beyond anything the Jays could have hoped for. I must say, starting him in Game 2 at home was a masterstroke with Bieber scheduled for Game 3 in the Bronx.