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You are here: Home / John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House" / Tuesday Night Open Thread

Tuesday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  October 7, 202510:15 pm| 21 Comments

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I just spent thirty minutes sitting in my recliner trying to set up a new work laptop with one hand because Maxwell Edison was draped over my right arm with the meaty fleshy part of my palm right underneath the thumb in his mouth like a roast pig with an apple in its mouth. He was waiting for me to flinch or move or looking for any excuse to bite down and show me who was boss and I just sat there and waited him out.

It’s these little victories that keep me going.

I really love this cat, too. The weirder and wilder the better.

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21Comments

  1. 1.

    Pennsylvanian

    October 7, 2025 at 10:20 pm

    JC, you are the best. I don’t care what they say.

  2. 2.

    wombat probability cloud

    October 7, 2025 at 10:27 pm

    Patience is such a delicious virtue, sometimes akin to revenge served cold.

  3. 3.

    SpaceUnit

    October 7, 2025 at 10:28 pm

    The weirder and wilder the better.

    I’ve found that applies to women as well.  Oh come on, It’s BJ after dark.

  4. 4.

    Chacal Charles Calthrop

    October 7, 2025 at 10:36 pm

    If Maxwell is still jealous of Joelle, let him know that you’re married. He won’t be able to do anything about it any more than Bette Davis’ character could in Jezebel.

  5. 5.

    Gloria DryGarden

    October 7, 2025 at 10:40 pm

    Does Maxwell Edison offer to bite your thenar eminence on a regular basis?

    weird and wild sounds like it has great potential, but a power play with your cat, to see who is boss, sounds mighty tricky.

  6. 6.

    eclare

    October 7, 2025 at 10:41 pm

    Finally.  Hilaria is out on DWTS.

  7. 7.

    piratedan

    October 7, 2025 at 10:44 pm

    Maxwell is likely plotting to make Joelle his own and leave JC with nothing more than litterbox duty

  8. 8.

    BretH

    October 7, 2025 at 10:49 pm

    Early on in dating my girlfriend (now wife of 37 years)  I woke up next to her in bed and her cat Matthew was on my chest staring balefully at me furiously peeing on the covers.

    His anger was short lived – he was a special cat and enjoyed hanging out draped over my shoulders.

  9. 9.

    eclare

    October 7, 2025 at 10:51 pm

    @BretH:

    How sweet!

  10. 10.

    Craig

    October 7, 2025 at 11:16 pm

    Small victories slid from the jaws of our feline overlords are what good evenings are made of.

  11. 11.

    Karen Gail

    October 7, 2025 at 11:17 pm

    I have come to point if have another person in my life they will have to be approved by my dog; I am no longer owned by a cat.

    Pets do so much better at judging humans than we do.

  12. 12.

    Karen Gail

    October 7, 2025 at 11:21 pm

    Pentagon Pete Cosplays After Bizarre General Pep Talk

  13. 13.

    itswhatson

    October 7, 2025 at 11:36 pm

    I want a picture of that.

  14. 14.

    Sfinny

    October 7, 2025 at 11:36 pm

    I am packing for a trip and one of my cats just keeps inserting himself in the process in a very unhelpful way.  Still trying to figure out what to put in the carry-on and if I can gate-check my other bag and Caesar decides he wants to cuddle.

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    laura

    October 7, 2025 at 11:48 pm

    If only there was proof of life of said kitty…. le sigh

  16. 16.

    Belafon

    October 7, 2025 at 11:49 pm

    A political cartoon worth seeing: bsky.app/profile/bagleycartoons.bsky.social/post/3m2m5tx54i22j

  17. 17.

    Danielx

    October 8, 2025 at 12:11 am

    Worthy of Tunch the Mighty.

  18. 18.

    cain

    October 8, 2025 at 2:25 am

    @Karen Gail: ​
     
    I think this man probably thinks that the movie “Commando” is a porn movie.

  19. 19.

    Divadias

    October 8, 2025 at 2:38 am

    What kind of laptop? I need a replacement soon. I already have the cat.

  20. 20.

    Karen Gail

    October 8, 2025 at 3:03 am

    Maddow Blog | Why Stephen Miller’s weird vision of a vast left-wing conspiracy matters

  21. 21.

    JaySinWA

    October 8, 2025 at 12:03 pm

    @cain:

    I think this man probably thinks that the movie “Commando” is a porn movie.

    Wait, it’s not?

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