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Kristi Noem’s Blankie

by Betty Cracker|  February 13, 20262:02 pm| 192 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

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The second Trump administration is a more faithful reflection of the malignant narcissist at its center than the first was. All noblesse and no oblige, Piggy’s first principle is and always has been personal impunity.

Maybe in an administration that more accurately reflects Trump’s bad character, it was inevitable that some trickle-down impunity would accrue to the toadies who staff the regime. At Piggy’s pleasure and subject to his abrupt withdrawal of the privilege, of course.

Just ask formerly strutting bantam Gruppenführer Bovino about the conditional nature of borrowed impunity. Was Bovino’s abrupt “rehoming” to a farm out in the country where he can run free the first dent in Trump 2.0’s “no scalps” rule?

There are so many bad actors and so many scandals that would have resulted in firings, resignations or cannon shots into the sun in “normal” administrations. It’s hard to keep it all straight.

And it’s difficult to know what constitutes a bridge too far in an administration populated entirely by psychopaths. The usual rules, such as “don’t make the boss look bad,” aren’t evenly enforced or enforced at all — Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr. still have jobs, despite their manifest incompetence.

So maybe a super long and detailed WSJ article on Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski’s tumultuous tenure at DHS doesn’t mean anything except that some of their fellow pit vipers are anonymously venting to journalists. Or maybe it means Noem and Lewandowsky will be led to a gravel pit soon, who knows. WSJ gift link, plus excerpts:

A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS
Secretary, with close adviser Corey Lewandowski, faces fire for confrontational immigration crackdown and self-promotional style; White House to wind down Minnesota operations

White House officials have grown angry that Noem and Lewandowski have declined to take guidance on events, messaging and management of the agency. Several senior administration officials described DHS as the biggest headache thus far of the second term…

Within DHS, Noem and Lewandowski have cut employees or put them on administrative leave. The pair have fired or demoted roughly 80% of the career ICE field leadership that was in place when they started.

In the blanket incident, Noem had to switch planes after a maintenance issue was discovered, but her blanket wasn’t moved to the second plane, according to the people familiar with the incident. The Coast Guard pilot was initially fired and told to take a commercial flight home when they reached their destination. They eventually reinstated the pilot because no one else was available to fly them home.

The DHS spokeswoman didn’t address the episode but said the secretary has “made personnel decisions to deliver excellence.”

Excellence at blanket tracking? I’ll outsource further commentary on the blanket incident to Popehat:

OK everyone who is making fun of Kristi Noem over the blanket thing has OBVIOUSLY never had a toddler who was elevated to a Cabinet position

— Popehat Ways Could Often Be Different (@kenwhite.bsky.social) February 13, 2026 at 10:14 AM

But seriously, I went to high school with a few violent sociopaths like that, including couples I would mentally classify as “most likely to perish in a murder-suicide.” Their names still pop up in the crime section of the local paper from time to time. Middle age doesn’t mellow that type.

In an incident last year that rankled some senior staff at the agency, Lewandowski made it known to top ICE officials that he wanted to be issued a law-enforcement badge and a federally issued gun, according to people familiar with his push. Officials are typically only issued a badge and a gun after undergoing law-enforcement training…

Efforts to issue Lewandowski a gun stalled after The Wall Street Journal and other news organizations inquired about the incident last year, the people said. Still, Lewandowski has been spotted by DHS staff sporting a badge, emblazoned with the words “Homeland Security.”

It’s awful to say because domestic violence is horrible no matter whom it happens to, but if the senior staff would just give Lewandowski the damn gun, the DHS leadership problem might take care of itself.

There’s no moral to this story of a pair of amoral creeps, but it is stress-testing the “heighten the contradictions” theory. Trump’s trickle-down impunity is seeing to that.

Open thread.

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    1. 1.

      Baud

      February 13, 2026 at 2:06 pm

      but it is stress-testing the “heighten the contradictions” theory. Trump’s trickle-down impunity is seeing to that.

      No matter how high the contradiction, people still have to choose which side of the wall they want to stand on.

      Reply
    2. 2.

      Gravenstone

      February 13, 2026 at 2:07 pm

      Still, Lewandowski has been spotted by DHS staff sporting a badge, emblazoned with the words “Homeland Security.”

      Aww, widdle man stomped his feets and held his breath until they gave him his participation trophy.

      Reply
    3. 3.

      different-church-lady

      February 13, 2026 at 2:11 pm

      The thing that always struck me about mob stories, whether real or fictional, is that evenutally almost everybody winds up violently dead.

      Reply
    4. 4.

      Professor Bigfoot

      February 13, 2026 at 2:11 pm

      Is it sexist of me to think Noem and Bondi are, outside of Miller and Trump himself, the very worst?

      Reply
    5. 5.

      Scott

      February 13, 2026 at 2:12 pm

      I wonder how many time Lewandowski gets told:  “I’m sorry, but you are not in the chain of command.”  Which is a true statement.

      Reply
    6. 6.

      different-church-lady

      February 13, 2026 at 2:13 pm

      Lewandowski has been spotted by DHS staff sporting a badge, emblazoned with the words “Homeland Security.”

      What, did they run out of Junior G-Man badges?

      Reply
    7. 7.

      Kirby Bucket

      February 13, 2026 at 2:14 pm

      Lewandowski has assaulted and sexually harassed women, but has essentially gotten away with it.

      The perfect person to be working for ICE and Trump, and the perfect companion for Kristi Noem.

      Incidentally, both Lewandowski and Noem appear to be still married to other people, both call themselves Christian, and both have children.

      Reply
    8. 8.

      Betty Cracker

      February 13, 2026 at 2:15 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot: They’re so uniformly horrible that it’s impossible for me to rank them. I mean Pete Hegseth? RFK Jr. might end up with the highest body count, well, aside from Musk. I just don’t know.

      Reply
    9. 9.

      Old School

      February 13, 2026 at 2:15 pm

      Was Noem reunited with her blanket?

      Reply
    10. 10.

      Gravenstone

      February 13, 2026 at 2:23 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot: It’s quite progressive to recognize that the capacity for evil knows no preference for gender.

      Reply
    11. 11.

      trollhattan

      February 13, 2026 at 2:24 pm

      Whoever installed the Corporate Inspirational Speaker chip in these assholes had better 1. be fired but 2. not before he removes that damn chip.

      The DHS spokeswoman didn’t address the episode but said the secretary has “made personnel decisions to deliver excellence.”

      I have 1982 holding on Line #3.

      Reply
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      Elizabelle

      February 13, 2026 at 2:25 pm

      OMG, the poor Coast Guard pilot.

      I would be so tempted to put Kristi in an ejector seat and let ‘er fly.

      Reply
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      Elizabelle

      February 13, 2026 at 2:26 pm

      @trollhattan:  That sounds like AI or corporatese madlibs.

      Reply
    14. 14.

      FelonyGovt

      February 13, 2026 at 2:27 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot: Maybe we’re not QUITE as used to seeing such appalling awful women in positions of power, while we’re very used to seeing such men. Hard to rank them, because this administration is such an amazing collection of sociopathic incompetents.

      Reply
    15. 15.

      Betty Cracker

      February 13, 2026 at 2:28 pm

      @Old School: I don’t think that question was resolved! It must have been a favorite blankie, not one of the interchangeable covers dispensed on regular planes. I think every reporter needs to ask Kristi about her blankie until we know for sure!

      Reply
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      Another Scott

      February 13, 2026 at 2:29 pm

      Didn’t we hear about this blanket and pilot issue with Noem months ago??  (Of course, Google is broken so I can’t find anything that supports my supposition.)

      So many stupid outrages, it’s hard to keep them all straight.  🤪

      Thanks.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    17. 17.

      sab

      February 13, 2026 at 2:30 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot: No, you are treating them as equals, with agency, not as poor things working with over-emotional female brains.

      Reply
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      trollhattan

      February 13, 2026 at 2:31 pm

      @Kirby Bucket:

      I remember Trump 1.0 mocking Lewandowski after he’d had a thing with Hope Hicks, “That’s the best piece of tail you’ll ever have.”

      He made everybody feel better about themselves that day.

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      trollhattan

      February 13, 2026 at 2:32 pm

      @Elizabelle:

      Right? Wonder if they’ve put up some of those corporate inspirational posters around the Oval? Gilt fames, naturally.

      Reply
    20. 20.

      Mathguy

      February 13, 2026 at 2:33 pm

      What I passionately hated during the first orange fart cloud regime was the constant “I’m going to live rent free in your head” bullshit that we were soaked with every day. This effect has been multiplied by the second coming o this regime, as exemplified by Gnome and her boi toi. I just want quiet, competent governance. I have begun to wonder if we’ll ever see that again.

      Reply
    21. 21.

      JoyceH

      February 13, 2026 at 2:34 pm

      Noem is another one of those Trump officials with no sense of scale. She governed a state with a population of under a million and a state government workforce of less than 15,000. In South Dakota maybe it made sense for her to sign off on every appropriation over $100,000, but for a sprawling agency like DHS with often time sensitive needs to get money out the door, that’s sheerly bonkers. And she seems incapable of learning. With many people in a new job, they make mistakes early on but then they learn and they adjust. She just doesn’t. None of these folks do.

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    22. 22.

      Betty Cracker

      February 13, 2026 at 2:37 pm

      Random question for y’all: my dogs hate getting their nails trimmed, especially Pete. (I can’t outsource the task to a third party for various reasons.) The usual process is Bill will hold the dog, and I’ll trim the nails, but it sucks because they wriggle incessantly and put their heads in the way, etc., especially Pete.

      My idea to remedy this situation, which is based on contraptions I’ve seen at dog groomer shops, is to take a canvass grocery tote, cut 4 holes for the legs in the bottom and one in the side for the head, place the dog in it, have Bill hold the tote by its handles, suspending the dog in mid-air while I trim the nails. (Especially Pete!)

      Is there any reason this wouldn’t work? 🤔

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    23. 23.

      WTFGhost

      February 13, 2026 at 2:38 pm

      I don’t understand the desire to have a badge and a gun, to be honest. That said, if I had to go around begging for one, I’d expect every LEO who takes the job seriously to laugh at me behind my back and throw spitballs at me during homeroom.

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    24. 24.

      Mathguy

      February 13, 2026 at 2:38 pm

      @JoyceH: It’s all about innumeracy. Idiots like Miss Cowgirl Cosplayer have no idea how big a billion truly is.

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    25. 25.

      WTFGhost

      February 13, 2026 at 2:39 pm

      @Betty Cracker: So long as the dog has good belly support, it should work fine. I’m not sure about the dog, the grocery bag, the nails, the nail gun, the type of lumber involved, and why you’d trim nails once you had them in the lumber, nor why the dog is involved in the first place, but, yeah, a canvas bag would work like a hammock. I’m not saying doggo will be happy to be on the flying trapeze, but, you’ll find out.

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    26. 26.

      Bruce K in ATH-GR

      February 13, 2026 at 2:41 pm

      @JoyceH: That seems to be the modus operandi for most of the people in this maladministration: never admit you’re wrong about anything. Heck, there are even hats insisting that Mango Mussolini has never been wrong about anything.

      Reply
    27. 27.

      Another Scott

      February 13, 2026 at 2:42 pm

      @Betty Cracker: Is it too late to try distraction with something like peanut butter?  One of our vets brings out a half-gallon sized jar and then just shovels it into the problematic pooch’s mouth for the duration of the exam, etc.  You still may need 2-3 people, but it seems to work!

      Good luck!

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    28. 28.

      Doc Sardonic

      February 13, 2026 at 2:44 pm

      @Betty Cracker: In theory it should work just fine, however, animals sometimes have a tendency to defy both the theory and the laws of gravity and some other physics principles. One thing in addition to the holes for legs and head to consider is maybe a closure for the top portion.

      Reply
    29. 29.

      WTFGhost

      February 13, 2026 at 2:44 pm

      @Elizabelle: The worst thing is, to Trump, that’s just what happens. It’s not the pilot’s fault, he was just unlucky enough to be piloting a plane that had a person who kills animals to show performative outrage.

      Reply
    30. 30.

      Ramona

      February 13, 2026 at 2:45 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot: @Betty Cracker:

      I wonder what hunter-gatherer societies did with such individuals… chase them out of the group by hurling rocks at them?

      Reply
    31. 31.

      Doc Sardonic

      February 13, 2026 at 2:47 pm

      @Ramona: They got to run point on the next mastodon hunt…..

      Reply
    32. 32.

      Melancholy Jaques

      February 13, 2026 at 2:49 pm

      Open thread? Good.

      I missed yesterday’s thread with Jon Ossoff’s speech. If he wins re-election, he should be the leading contender for the Democratic nomination in 2028. He is the best I’ve seen since Obama.

      Reply
    33. 33.

      Lyrebird

      February 13, 2026 at 2:53 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot: ​I asked the same thing after an intense wave of hatred came up, seeing clips of Bondi’s psycho-smarmy behavior at the hearing.
      Agree with Betty @8 – hard to rank them[Note: the reply box is once again not letting me refer to two previous comments.]
      Wondered if commenters here might be interested in the uh establishment-slamming TNR article whose confusing artwork is being criticized here:

      “You think the racist part is putting Nazi tattoo guy in the middle, but the real racism is lightening Jasmine Crockett by 73 percent.”

      It may be that the artist or the person calling up some AI was actually trying to get Ms. Mejia, the successful candidate for a NJ primary, and Mejia would fit the article better. A lot of people thought it was some kind of AI blend of Reps. Ocasio Cortez and Crockett.
      Anyhow, maybe it’s just that they should’ve captioned better, I am not reading an article projecting “feckless” on people who are pulling hard on the oars, but others’ mileage may vary.
      FWIW I thought Malinowski’s concession statement to Mejia was excellent.
      Betty Cracker’s writing and questions are ALWAYS excellent! Even when I don’t agree!
      :-)​
       

      [ETA 100% agreed that the villainy of Trump’s Cabinet defies measurement or ranking! Who knew Rubio might contribute even more to the body count, just with poor starving children?]

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    34. 34.

      dc

      February 13, 2026 at 2:53 pm

      @Elizabelle: ​
        I think he should have flown the plane out over land somewhere, one high enough, jump out with a parachute and let the thing crash.

      Reply
    35. 35.

      gvg

      February 13, 2026 at 2:54 pm

      @Betty Cracker: It works with cats,

      https://www.petedge.com/tp-cat-grooming-bag-s-17x9in?https://yourwebsite.com/landing-page?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaignid=123&utm_adgroupid=456&utm_term=test&utm_content=789&gclid=test123&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23451989165&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzemnoZ3XkgMVsy7UAR3Tgyi8EAQYBCABEgLvKvD_BwE

      There is a zipper opening for each leg and the tail. Mine is mostly mesh so I could give the cat a bath through it without being scratched. The head pokes through but is held tight with an adjustable velcro color. It is also the only way to hold some of them still for a pill. Look up pet grooming bag. I can let out one leg at a time for nail clipping.

      There are also space helmets that vets use when an animal might bite or when they are recovering and a cone isn’t working which may help in some situations. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pet-Recovery-Space-Helmets-Anti-lick-Head-Covers-Breathable-Helmets-Grooming-Help-Supplies/18440374012?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=102650081&adid=2222222222718440374012_102650081_14069003552_202077872&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=42423897272&wl4=pla-2449037643288&wl5=9193198&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=5497049824&wl11=online&wl12=18440374012_102650081&veh=sem&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=202077872&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIkIe-rZ7XkgMVtCvUAR3RSRNcEAQYASABEgILWvD_BwE

      I think they are called recovery helmets?

      And I just found what are called dog grooming hamock harness’ which look like they would work for you.

      Reply
    36. 36.

      dc

      February 13, 2026 at 2:55 pm

      @Lyrebird: ​
       Why are they draining aquifers to make this crap?

      Reply
    37. 37.

      trollhattan

      February 13, 2026 at 2:55 pm

      @Betty Cracker:

      Of course it works because we demand pictures.

      Ours has nails of granite that are black to hide the quick, and it’s strictly a pro task.

      Reply
    38. 38.

      Ramona

      February 13, 2026 at 2:55 pm

      @Betty Cracker: I watch Girl with the dogs on YouTube and have never owned a dog or cat. I think the setup you propose might hold your pet similarly to how her setup holds the pet.

      Some weeks ago, she groomed a German Shepherd with a heart condition and so instead of clipping his nails which she usually does, she used a Dremel on his first paw but that was stressful for both so for the other three paws, she used doggy nail clippers and did it quickly and all went well. The owners had told her they daren’t clip the dog’s nails because he’d get too stressed and they feared for his heart. But, after she clipped the nails off the remaining three paws she said that dogs were very capable of manipulating their owners and she suspected that this was what he’d done.

      She makes tutorials people can follow to groom their pets at home.

      Reply
    39. 39.

      dc

      February 13, 2026 at 2:56 pm

      @Betty Cracker: ​
       Will you make a video of this?

      Reply
    40. 40.

      JoyceH

      February 13, 2026 at 2:56 pm

      More open thread. I’m starting to see ads for the redistricting special election in VA – on You Tube! I like that energy. Vote Yes by April 21!

      Reply
    41. 41.

      Ramona

      February 13, 2026 at 2:58 pm

      @Doc Sardonic: haha

      Reply
    42. 42.

      sab

      February 13, 2026 at 3:01 pm

      @Ramona: German Shepherds are particularly adept at manipulating their owners and they hate nail trims.

      Reply
    43. 43.

      eclare

      February 13, 2026 at 3:02 pm

      @Gravenstone:

      I bet that badge is like the pilot wings that Delta pilots give to kids.

      Reply
    44. 44.

      Scout211

      February 13, 2026 at 3:03 pm

      I posted a link to that article this morning. What is surprising to me is that there have been so many WSJ news stories that lean toward exposé or even tabloid gossip about the Trump administration. This one, and others feel as though there seems to be leaks to the WSJ coming from inside of the Oval Office.

      Administration in disarray?

      Reply
    45. 45.

      Ramona

      February 13, 2026 at 3:03 pm

      @Lyrebird: I’m a person of color who grew up in a non-European country. I’ve also been good at drawing for as long as I can remember. When I drew myself or my family, I simply focused on my features because what the heck extra info did our colors convey.

      Similarly, one of the stars of the HBO show who is of Nigerian extraction pointed out that there are no black (in lower-case letters because I do mean a color) in Africa.

      Now, I’m going to go look at this picture you mention. Oop! That’s certainly not Jasmine Crockett. I think Alex Sheppard has prosopagnosia.

      Reply
    46. 46.

      eclare

      February 13, 2026 at 3:03 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot:

      No.  But I’d put RFK Jr in that group too.

      Reply
    47. 47.

      chemiclord

      February 13, 2026 at 3:05 pm

      @Mathguy: ​
        The American Public appears to tire of quiet government very quickly.

      Reply
    48. 48.

      Ramona

      February 13, 2026 at 3:06 pm

      @sab: hoho

      Reply
    49. 49.

      danielx

      February 13, 2026 at 3:06 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot:

      Hard to say, the competition for the title of “the very worst” in this administration is fierce. Russell Vought, Pete Hegseth…lotta viable candidates.

      Edit: Pam Bondi coming up on the inside.

      Reply
    50. 50.

      Paul in KY

      February 13, 2026 at 3:07 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot: Nope.

      Reply
    51. 51.

      eclare

      February 13, 2026 at 3:08 pm

      @Betty Cracker:

      Seems like the dog could still wiggle plus I think it would really scare Pete.  Anyway you could give him a sedative beforehand?  That way he’s calmer and not terrified every time he sees a canvas grocery bag.

      Reply
    52. 52.

      Paul in KY

      February 13, 2026 at 3:09 pm

      @Betty Cracker: And call it a ‘blankie’!

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    53. 53.

      WhatsMyNym

      February 13, 2026 at 3:11 pm

      @Betty Cracker:    I went to high school with a few violent sociopaths like that, including couples I would mentally classify as “most likely to perish in a murder-suicide.”

      I went to a highschool with 3,000 other students. Can’t remember any like that. Even the bully that bothered me in 6th grade turned into a reasonable democrat.

      Reply
    54. 54.

      Paul in KY

      February 13, 2026 at 3:15 pm

      @Betty Cracker: Please videotape it.

      Reply
    55. 55.

      Betty Cracker

      February 13, 2026 at 3:16 pm

      Thanks for the dog grooming advice! I will consider a video if we proceed with this plan.

      @Melancholy Jaques: Ossoff is fabulous.

      Reply
    56. 56.

      Ramona

      February 13, 2026 at 3:18 pm

      @Doc Sardonic: I wish we could park them all including Vance and Trump on a desert island and let them fend for themselves!

      Reply
    57. 57.

      Betty Cracker

      February 13, 2026 at 3:18 pm

      @WhatsMyNym: I take it you did not grow up in Florida.

      Reply
    58. 58.

      hueyplong

      February 13, 2026 at 3:22 pm

      @danielx: One of the main points BC makes is that the entire second Trump administration more accurately duplicates the powerful and obnoxious odor of narcissistic national socialism that makes Trump indistinguishable from his capacity-threatened diaper.

      It’s not a question of who’s the worst. It’s who makes the AP Top 10. There is real and substantial competition for that tenth spot, with much striving by those individuals who are part of the First Four Out. That, like the quotas, is what makes this crew so dangerous. Their incompetence is actually their only redeeming feature.

      Reply
    59. 59.

      trollhattan

      February 13, 2026 at 3:25 pm

      Try and prove it’s The Onion.

      Published: February 13, 2026

      WASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located. “This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did not appear to be injured or even malnourished in any way,” said Patel, adding that cooperation from state and local law enforcement had been instrumental in leaving no stone unturned in the search for the missing Today show anchor. “Analysis of thousands of hours of recent footage positioned her repeatedly at NBC Studios at Rockefeller Center in Manhattan, and we were able to further pinpoint her whereabouts with the help of many, many ordinary Americans who called our tip line to report seeing her enter and exit the building where she was eventually found. I wish we had rescued her sooner, of course, but at least we can all celebrate this happy ending today.” Patel added that he had not yet spoken with Guthrie but assumed she was recovering from her ordeal with her husband, Michael, her two children, and her mother, Nancy.

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    60. 60.

      Baud

      February 13, 2026 at 3:31 pm

      RFK Jr. will not fall in the rankings quietly

      Measles cases surpass 900 in US with infections in 24 states: CDC

      Reply
    61. 61.

      Paul in KY

      February 13, 2026 at 3:34 pm

      @Doc Sardonic: Staked out for bait for a prospective Smilodon pelt.

      Reply
    62. 62.

      Paul in KY

      February 13, 2026 at 3:37 pm

      @WhatsMyNym: We had some real POSes at mine. 1,600 in 3 grades. Vast majority were OK, though.

      Reply
    63. 63.

      UncleEbeneezer

      February 13, 2026 at 3:38 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot: What am I, chopped liver? — JD Vance

      Reply
    64. 64.

      sab

      February 13, 2026 at 3:38 pm

      @Betty Cracker: Ohio now but I did grow up in Florida. Gotta agree with you. But we have them in Ohio too.

      I had some boy wiith a crush on me when I first moved north to Ohio terrorizing me at age twelve when I was trying to learn how to ice skate. The first time he knocked me down then helped me up I let him. The second time I kicked him in the balls with my skates on. That ended that potential relationship.

      Later in high school his girlfriend was too terrified to break up with him. She was just waiting to go away to college.

      Reply
    65. 65.

      HeleninEire

      February 13, 2026 at 3:39 pm

      @different-church-lady: When Goodfellas came out I loved it, and read a whole bunch of books on the mob; most of them non-fiction.  My biggest takeaway was “Jesus Christ,  what a bunch of babies. They don’t get their way so they stamp their feet and whine.”

      That is the Trump administration writ large.

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    66. 66.

      BellaPea

      February 13, 2026 at 3:41 pm

      Funny but unrelated to pet grooming: Jimmy Kimmel called Dump “Fat King Coal” on his show last night. Classic!

      Reply
    67. 67.

      Timill

      February 13, 2026 at 3:46 pm

      @Ramona: Why ruin a perfectly good desert island? Drop them off in Alligator Alcatraz and let them fend for themselves…

      Reply
    68. 68.

      Gretchen

      February 13, 2026 at 3:47 pm

      @trollhattan: Kash Patel recently fired the commander of the hostage rescue team of the FBI, Brian Driscoll. Maybe that wasn’t a good plan. Patel admitted that he was ordered to fire anyone who worked on investigations into Trump. Gosh, I wonder if the top hostage negotiator would have been helpful in the Guthrie investigation.

      Reply
    69. 69.

      Lyrebird

      February 13, 2026 at 3:48 pm

      @sab: Agreed.

      Thank you for helping me re-find this glorious bit of writing by Molly Ivins explaining that yes she could call Camille Paglia an a__hole.

      Links to PDF from WaybackMachine

      Reply
    70. 70.

      Kelly

      February 13, 2026 at 3:50 pm

      I try to be appropriately outraged but it is so hard to keep up

      nbcnews.com/news/us-news/russian-family-ice-detention-dilley-texas-nightmare-immigration-rcna258377

      On Nov. 16, a mental health counselor recorded in Kamilla’s medical records that her mother reported the girl had lost her appetite after being “served food that contained worms.”
      A week later, the couple said, children were told to gather in the gym for what they believed would be a Thanksgiving celebration. Excitement spread as families saw tables set with turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, they said. The children waited expectantly. But when a parent asked when the celebration would begin, Oksana said, staff told them the holiday meal was for employees, not detainees.
      The children, she said, watched despondently as the feast was packed away.
       

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    71. 71.

      sab

      February 13, 2026 at 3:53 pm

      “Ms Gnome’s lost blanket.”

      I love this idea. Our tough puppy-killing goat-killing Director has a particular blanket she cannot sleep without. And fired a Coast Guard pilot because.

      And they are so tough.

      I am embarrassed for my country as long as Congressional Republicans present this as who we are to the rest of the world where leaders are grown-ups.

      Reply
    72. 72.

      Lyrebird

      February 13, 2026 at 3:56 pm

      @Ramona: ​
       Now, I’m going to go look at this picture you mention. Oop! That’s certainly not Jasmine Crockett. I think Alex Sheppard has prosopagnosia.

      Thanks so much for sharing those vignettes! And yes people of all colors should of course get equal rights to be outlines if they wanna bc otherwise it’s just white-centering, pretty much. And I sure hope the artist or agent was trying for Soon-to-be Rep. Mejia, because yeah that sure ain’t Rep. Crockett.

      FWIW as a kid I thought that people tended to be good at drawing people who look like them. That was my explanation at least for why I felt so little connection to female characters in X-men comics etc. Sure, Wonder Woman had big mammaries, but all the faces looked kinda the same, and once I learned that the artists were (then) all men, I thought okay got it.

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    73. 73.

      Lyrebird

      February 13, 2026 at 3:57 pm

      @Kelly: ​
       
      Straight-up Nazi shit right there.

      The guards would eat in front of captives, offer feasts on fast days but not other times, etc.

      Reply
    74. 74.

      Baud

      February 13, 2026 at 3:59 pm

      Via reddit, brutal meme.

      Reply
    75. 75.

      Jackie

      February 13, 2026 at 4:00 pm

      More rumors swirling about Alito’s possible retirement. Slate has a paywalled article out today.

      So FFOTUS is going to get to seat a FOURTH justice – and this one will be 100% MAGA… Cannon or Kacsmaryk (Texas) or…?

      Reply
    76. 76.

      Archon

      February 13, 2026 at 4:00 pm

      @Kelly: Guillotines came out in France for less.

      Reply
    77. 77.

      Chief Oshkosh

      February 13, 2026 at 4:01 pm

      @Baud: Refresh my memory — how many measles cases did we have under Biden

      ETA: Answer: a total or 49 in Biden’s first year.

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    78. 78.

      sab

      February 13, 2026 at 4:02 pm

      @sab: I am hooked forever on Ms Gnomes name. I desperately love it.

      I have a Swiss German surname weirdly spelled only in USA. If I have to live with my Germanic name misspelled then so can Ms Gnome.

      Reply
    79. 79.

      Miss Bianca

      February 13, 2026 at 4:07 pm

      @Betty Cracker: Hmmm…I think you need to try it and then send pics so that we can evaluate it. :)

      Reply
    80. 80.

      sab

      February 13, 2026 at 4:08 pm

      @Jackie: He will have to retire now because doubtful a Republican will win next time. And he wants to retire. But Yikes. I will love to see the last of him but still yikes.

      Reply
    81. 81.

      sab

      February 13, 2026 at 4:09 pm

      @Jackie: Hoping Alito has something painful and short but not too short.

      ETA If you had told me ten years ago I would post such an unpleasant bitchy comment I would not have believed you.

      But I did and I do stand by it. Hope his fakely sobbing wife is by his side every second when he actually declines.

      Reply
    82. 82.

      Socolofi

      February 13, 2026 at 4:14 pm

      Just an observation, but Trump hasn’t had nearly the Scaramucci-like turnover in this administration that he did the first time. I suspect in large part because he nailed down the key qualifications and people who are in the positions get it: “Be 100% loyal, don’t look weak, don’t make the boss look bad, take the fall if necessary but generally find a henchman.”

      Incompetence is a feature… in the first admin people had an idea of how to be competent and thus knew when their marching orders were 100% opposite of what they needed to do. Competent people can be shamed.

      So Noem and her boy toy are racking up frequent flier miles in the mile high club. Miller is happy because he knows Noem will be the fall girl for all his most horrible policies if it ever comes to that. But I think it’ll take more than executing a few civilians for Trump to fire her.

      Reply
    83. 83.

      MoCaAce

      February 13, 2026 at 4:21 pm

      @Betty

      Is there any reason this wouldn’t work? 🤔

      I don’t know but please post pictures!

      Reply
    84. 84.

      Geminid

      February 13, 2026 at 4:26 pm

      @Socolofi: I attribute much of the relative stability of Trump’s second term cabinet to the management of Chief of Staff Susan Wiles; or as some disgruntled Republicans call her, “Swamp Granny.”

      Reply
    85. 85.

      sab

      February 13, 2026 at 4:27 pm

      @sab: My actual born name was incredibly normal and British .

      My married name is the German name weirdly spelled Swiss spelling which is actually the norm in the Midwest, but we still have to correct everyone very time we use it because the rest of the world has its own rules. So Noem to Gnome makes me positively gleeful.

      Reply
    86. 86.

      A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)

      February 13, 2026 at 4:28 pm

      Very much OT: we’ve been watching the Olympics and my feminist soul is sad to report that after watching the men’s Slopeside and Halfpipe qualifiers and/or finals, we find the women’s version non compelling. Sigh. The women are fabulous athletes,  but the men’s height and tricks are insane and almost unbelievable. The women’s downhill and speedskating were fine, but the men’s halfpipe was crazy. The walls are now 22′ high.

      Reply
    87. 87.

      Captain C

      February 13, 2026 at 4:31 pm

      @UncleEbeneezer:

      What am I, chopped liver? — JD Vance

      Chopped liver stuffed into a couch.

      Reply
    88. 88.

      CaseyL

      February 13, 2026 at 4:32 pm

      @Jackie: Cannon is younger, so that would be my bet.

      Reply
    89. 89.

      Suzanne

      February 13, 2026 at 4:34 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot:

      Is it sexist of me to think Noem and Bondi are, outside of Miller and Trump himself, the very worst? 

      No.

      Reply
    90. 90.

      Geminid

      February 13, 2026 at 4:37 pm

      @CaseyL: Cannon might not be nominated if she cannot get support from 50 Republican Senators.

      Reply
    91. 91.

      sab

      February 13, 2026 at 4:38 pm

      @sab: That is how the world should work because both spellings are correct. People fall for that all the time.

      Reply
    92. 92.

      Suzanne

      February 13, 2026 at 4:39 pm

      @A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan): I am enjoying the women’s ski jumping because they are not injecting acid into their dicks to make their suit floppier.

      Reply
    93. 93.

      CaseyL

      February 13, 2026 at 4:41 pm

      @Geminid: Other than maybe Murkowski, and that’s a big maybe, what other GOP Senators do you think won’t support Cannon?

      Reply
    94. 94.

      Elizabelle

      February 13, 2026 at 4:42 pm

      @Jackie:  I hope Alito gets ass cancer.  The Mrs., too.

      More seriously, I hope they cannot eat out in anything but MAGA restaurants.  Because of being shunned and hissed at.

      Goes for all the Trump humping immunity-bestowing Supreme Six.

      Reply
    95. 95.

      A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)

      February 13, 2026 at 4:42 pm

      @Suzanne: I would have loved to see any ski jumping but it had not appeared on any of the main NBC shows. NBC is such a homer; nothing else counts in the programming. Unfortunately we do not stream so no Peacock for us.

      Reply
    96. 96.

      sab

      February 13, 2026 at 4:45 pm

      Christi Gnome isn’t even actually mispronounced. It is just mis-spelled. This happens all the time.

      Google my last name. Nobody pronounces it that way we do but we are loners. I am not weeping for other peoples whose names were mispronounced. Enraged me at the time a bit but couldn’t do a thing about it.

      Reply
    97. 97.

      Suzanne

      February 13, 2026 at 4:48 pm

      @A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan): When I was in graduate school, I went to the Bergisel Ski Jump in Innsbruck, Austria. Incredible architecture, and you could not pay me a million dollars to attempt it.

      Reply
    98. 98.

      Belafon

      February 13, 2026 at 4:50 pm

      @Jackie: Scared of the midterms, is he?

      Reply
    99. 99.

      Ocotillo

      February 13, 2026 at 4:52 pm

      I’m late to the party but maybe if that pilot had given Corey some pilot wings he would not have been fired in the first place blanket notwithstanding.

      Reply
    100. 100.

      A Ghost to Most

      February 13, 2026 at 4:52 pm

      The cult knew who he was when they chose him THREE times.

      Reply
    101. 101.

      Geminid

      February 13, 2026 at 4:54 pm

      @CaseyL: I said if, not won’t. But potential no-votes include Tillis, Collins, Young, Cassidy if the vote is after his primary or maybe even if it’s before; and there could be others.

      There are Circuit Court judges who would sail right through confirmatiom with no problems, whereas Cannon could be trouble. I expect this to be worked out before the nomination is made.

      Reply
    102. 102.

      Belafon

      February 13, 2026 at 5:04 pm

      Virginia Republicans’ effort to thwart a redraw of their state’s congressional map was dealt a massive blow on Friday, when the state Supreme Court ruled that a ballot measure to suspend the state’s independent redistricting commission can proceed.

      Republicans—who are butthurt that Democrats are countering the GOP’s gerrymandering efforts—had sued in an attempt to block the ballot measure from going before voters. They are desperate to thwart a redraw that could cause as many as four of the state’s five House Republicans to lose their seats.

      At first, a lower-court judge appointed by a former GOP governor had sided with Republicans, blocking the referendum from moving forward. However, Democrats appealed that ruling, and the state Supreme Court on Friday sided with the Democratic-controlled state legislature on giving Virginians the chance to vote on the redistricting measure in April.

      dailykos.com/stories/2026/2/13/2368594/-Democrats-score-big-redistricting-win-in-Virginia?pm_campaig…

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    103. 103.

      Karen Gail

      February 13, 2026 at 5:08 pm

      I think, suspect that First Felon and his merry band of idiots are just the ones that we see; if we could see how the billionaires around the world act it probably wouldn’t be much different. I also think that if we could see the names of the predators rather than the victims from the Epstein files we would see many of the same names.

      As I read recently it takes a certain kind of person to become a billionaire or extremely wealthy. They don’t become that wealthy by caring about anyone other than themselves; there might be exceptions but if they exist we don’t know. One probably has a better chance of finding a unicorn at their front door than a wealthy person who has compassion or is anything but narcissus. I read that “perfect religious people” were usually sociopaths; they either chose religion or business and in some cases mixed the two. There are a number of extremely wealthy ministers who preach prosperity; Joel Osteen comes to mind, his people wouldn’t open doors to allow flood victims shelter. Yet, store owner opened their doors and not only allowed people in but one furniture place provided sheets, blankets and pillows so they could sleep on mattresses and sofas. One even went so far as to pull mattress out of warehouse to provide beds; while some of the restaurants opened just to feed those people.

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    104. 104.

      Smiling Happy Guy (aka boatboy_srq)

      February 13, 2026 at 5:09 pm

      It’s awful to say because domestic violence is horrible no matter whom it happens to, but if the senior staff would just give Lewandowski the damn gun, the DHS leadership problem might take care of itself.

      The concern would be applicable if Lewandowski shot someone, you know, human.

      Reply
    105. 105.

      Smiling Happy Guy (aka boatboy_srq)

      February 13, 2026 at 5:13 pm

      @Karen Gail: The chief distinction between Temussolini and the 0.01% is the lack of modesty, of circumspection, of even the least pretense of propriety. The other 0.01% learned long ago to act out their misdeeds quietly away from public scrutiny. FFOTUS’ crowd seems to revel in the publicity. This is why the Epsteinism needs to be aired completely, without constraint or remorse: to hold accountable those who performed these obscenities in the shadows without accountability or consequence (up to now).

      Reply
    106. 106.

      Scout211

      February 13, 2026 at 5:18 pm

      Spoiler Alert:

      Ilia Malinin had a bad night.  ☹️

      Reply
    107. 107.

      eclare

      February 13, 2026 at 5:19 pm

      @A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan):

      Did you watch the men’s skating which just finished?

      Reply
    108. 108.

      Baud

      February 13, 2026 at 5:20 pm

      Hours before a game against the Cincinnati Reds on May 18, 2025, Cleveland Guardians pitcher Emmanuel Clase received a text message.

       

      “Throw a rock at the first rooster in today’s fight,” it read.

       

      It may have read cryptically, but in a 29-page indictment unsealed Friday, prosecutors say Clase understood. It is one of the revelations included in court documents unsealed Friday that also, for the first time, allege Clase engaged in an illegal sports gambling scheme during the 2024 postseason.

      NYT

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    109. 109.

      A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)

      February 13, 2026 at 5:20 pm

      @Suzanne: I haven’t seen the ski jumping hill (unless it is the same venue), but the big air hill is 18 stories high. When the men jump off it, they disappear into the void and a drone on the other side has to pick up the action. Incredible speed and height, and yes, I wouldn’t do it for a million dollars

      ETA thanks for the links. Incredible is right.

      Reply
    110. 110.

      Baud

      February 13, 2026 at 5:21 pm

      @Scout211:

      I blame Vance.

      Reply
    111. 111.

      HeleninEire

      February 13, 2026 at 5:23 pm

      @Scout211: Right? I was sort of watching…but then I saw the medals.  Not him.

      ETA: when he lost to the Japanese skater he talked shit. He said something stupid like “I didn’t do my best because my best wasn’t needed here.”

      Reply
    112. 112.

      A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)

      February 13, 2026 at 5:23 pm

      @eclare: no, not yet. But the Frenchman in the short program was wonderful, as well as 2 Japanese kids (well, one is 22 but looks 17)

      I just checked the news and the 2 Japanese guys got silver and bronze. Poor Ilia. The pressure on leading competitors is fierce

      ETA Not in this case, but I read somewhere that on most Olympic podiums, the silver medal winner is sad because they didn’t win the gold, and the bronze winner is thrilled to be on the podium.

      Reply
    113. 113.

      eclare

      February 13, 2026 at 5:30 pm

      @Scout211:

      Spoiler alert!

       

      I was shocked!  But I guess the pressure got to him.  I can’t imagine his emotions.  Or those of Misha!  Good for him and Kazakhstan.  For style, I have to give the medal to the French skater.  Strike a pose, indeed.

      Reply
    114. 114.

      Baud

      February 13, 2026 at 5:31 pm

      RFK Jr. Went ‘Dinosaur Bone Hunting’ with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell | A newly released email exchange between the late sex offender and his longtime associate is once again shedding light on the health secretary’s ties to Epstein

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    115. 115.

      Miss Bianca

      February 13, 2026 at 5:33 pm

      @Baud: Ugh. Of course RFK the Lesser would be palling around with Epstein.

      Reply
    116. 116.

      sab

      February 13, 2026 at 5:34 pm

      So anyway, we people were joking around and Dobby bounced off off both walls and the ceiling. So I don’t think he is happy.

      Reply
    117. 117.

      lowtechcyclist

      February 13, 2026 at 5:39 pm

      @Old School:

      Was Noem reunited with her blanket?

      Maybe people should start calling her “Linus.”

      An insult to Charles Schulz’ character, but still.

      Reply
    118. 118.

      Karen Gail

      February 13, 2026 at 5:42 pm

      @Smiling Happy Guy (aka boatboy_srq): British royalty seems to be the exception; if they aren’t the heir they seem to feel free to be as bad as they want in public.

      Reply
    119. 119.

      Smiling Happy Guy (aka boatboy_srq)

      February 13, 2026 at 5:43 pm

      @Kelly: One almost wonders whether they are deliberately trying to provoke a violent response to ICE just so they can lock the US down.

      Reply
    120. 120.

      Eunicecycle

      February 13, 2026 at 5:43 pm

      @Kelly: that story made me so angry! I am almost in despair these days. I can’t believe there are so many psychopaths and sociopaths in this country. We now know we have citizens who would be exactly like the Nazis in Germany.

      Reply
    121. 121.

      Smiling Happy Guy (aka boatboy_srq)

      February 13, 2026 at 5:47 pm

      @Karen Gail: There have been exceptions to that rule (thinking Edward VIII, Charles I, even Edward II), where excess was rewarded with consequence, but I do suspect you are right.

      A lot depends on what was considered beyond the Pale for other royal families. Frederick the Great’s dalliances, for example, seem to have been largely forgiven, even though fairly obvious if not exactly flaunted.

      Reply
    122. 122.

      lowtechcyclist

      February 13, 2026 at 5:48 pm

      @Betty Cracker:

      They’re so uniformly horrible that it’s impossible for me to rank them. I mean Pete Hegseth? RFK Jr. might end up with the highest body count, well, aside from Musk. I just don’t know.

      There’s a thing in discrete mathematics called the “partially ordered set.” (‘Poset’ for short.) For two distinct elements A and B, it may be that either (1) A>B, (2) B>A, or (3) they’re ‘incomparable’ meaning that whatever comparison is signified by the > symbol, neither A>B nor B>A is true.

      Set inclusion is like that.  If A>B means set A contains set B as a subset, then {1,2} and {2,3} are incomparable: neither contains the other.

      This has been today’s TED talk. ;-)  But it makes for a good analogy: if A>B means ‘A is more evil than B’, whoever your A and B are in this Administration, each of A and B is likely to be evil in ways that the other isn’t, so they’re incomparable.

      Reply
    123. 123.

      sab

      February 13, 2026 at 5:50 pm

      My boss called me today to checkin for tax season. I am a pretty good typist and it took me a good twenty minutes to get my message right.

      Not particulary paranoid but that is not right.

      If they ever want me to sign up with the government I am pretty sure I will decline.,These thugs are not my government.

       

       

      After this last uear I don’t want to, but he has been agreat boss

      Reply
    124. 124.

      Baud

      February 13, 2026 at 5:50 pm

      @lowtechcyclist:

      I was told there’d be no higher level math.

      Reply
    125. 125.

      eclare

      February 13, 2026 at 5:51 pm

      @Smiling Happy Guy (aka boatboy_srq):

      I think ICE and CBP are definitely doing that, Piggy wants to declare Marshall law so bad.

      Reply
    126. 126.

      sab

      February 13, 2026 at 5:52 pm

      Semsible normal decent people should het things and just pie me.

      Reply
    127. 127.

      Baud

      February 13, 2026 at 5:52 pm

      @sab:

      I’m not normal.

      Reply
    128. 128.

      Karen Gail

      February 13, 2026 at 5:52 pm

      I attended a lecture back when Nixon was in White House; during the question section someone asked how people could have voted for him. The answer was that people vote for the person that see as most like them; that if they were rich and powerful they could do what they want. An example was used; that sleazy used car salesman, if he was wealthy he wouldn’t have been charged with rape.

      Reply
    129. 129.

      Citizen Alan

      February 13, 2026 at 5:54 pm

      @lowtechcyclist: Perhaps we could call her Bloom, after Leo Bloom from. The Producers who went into screaming hysterics at the temporary loss of his “blue blankie” and was also a larcenous sexist piece of shit.

      Reply
    130. 130.

      Another Scott

      February 13, 2026 at 5:55 pm

      Meanwhile, … TWZ.com:

      The decision to send the Ford Carrier Strike Group (CSG) from the Caribbean to the Middle East was made after the Navy’s top officer said he would give “push back” against such an order over concerns about the welfare of the crew and the condition of the ship after being deployed for so long. The carrier departed Norfolk last June for the Mediterranean. It was later dispatched to the Caribbean last October by President Donald Trump to take part in a mission that ultimately resulted in the capture of Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro. Trump’s new deployment order for the Ford came as he is considering whether to attack Iran amid ongoing negotiations and after sending the Abraham Lincoln CSG to U.S. Central Command area of operations.

      […]

      Beyond affecting people, extensions also have a detrimental impact on the ship in addition to its previously noted dry dock schedule.

      “So now, when the ship comes back, we expected the ship to be in this level of state in which it was used during that seven-month deployment, when it goes eight, nine-plus months, those critical components that we weren’t expecting to repair are now on the table,” Caudle pointed out. “The work package grows, so that’s disruptive.”

      In addition to the maintenance issues Caudle brought up at the SNA conference, the Ford also is also plagued by sewage issues.

      You can read more about how detrimental deferred maintenance is to carriers — or any U.S. Navy warship for that matter — that get their deployments extended in our deep dive here.

      It is not unusual for there to be two carriers deployed to the Middle East region. For instance, a year ago, the U.S. Navy had both the USS Harry S. Truman and the USS Carl Vinson aircraft carriers in the Middle East at the same time, engaged in combat operations against Yemen-based Houthi rebels. However, the Navy has 10 active carriers after the Nimitz, the service’s oldest, returned to port in December ahead of a scheduled decomissioning. There are scheduling and logistical support limits to how many can be out at sea at the same time without massive disruptions down the line.

      The USS Eisenhower, the last carrier to to make an extended deployment, has seen its planned maintenance extended for a half year and counting as a result of the additional strain of being away from its home port for so long. The Navy’s Fiscal Year 2026 budget shows that work on the ship was supposed to have been completed last July, but it is still unfinished. The lack of availability reverberates across the rest of the fleet. That in turn limits the options commanders have when planning or preparing for contingencies and puts the overall carrier availability plan out of whack.

      […]

      (Emphasis added.)

      2 carriers to work on the Houthis, and, er, wasn’t exactly an overwhelming success. We’re expecting a different result with Iran??

      As huge as the Defense Department is, it is still stretched very, very thin, and there are consequences of all that stretching…

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

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    131. 131.

      Citizen Alan

      February 13, 2026 at 5:55 pm

      @lowtechcyclist: Perhaps we could call her Bloom, after Leo Bloom from. The Producers who went into screaming hysterics at the temporary loss of his “blue blankie” and was also a larcenous sexist piece of shit.

      Reply
    132. 132.

      lowtechcyclist

      February 13, 2026 at 5:57 pm

      @Bruce K in ATH-GR:

      Heck, there are even hats insisting that Mango Mussolini has never been wrong about anything.

      “And you can believe me, because I never lie and I’m always right.” – George Tirebiter

      Reply
    133. 133.

      A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)

      February 13, 2026 at 5:57 pm

      @eclare: pride goeth before a fall, I guess. It seems to me one of the worst aspects for these competitors is there are major competitions in their sport every year, but most normal people only tune in every 4 years for the Olympics, so you can win everything else for years, but if you fail at the Olympics, you are a loser to many. Not fair,  but that’s why there is SO MUCH pressure at the Olympics.

      Reply
    134. 134.

      Scout211

      February 13, 2026 at 6:01 pm

      @eclare: Piggy wants to declare Marshall law so bad.

      I hope he declares Marshall law, cuz Martial Law would be really bad.  ;-)

      That auto-correct is so sneaky!

      (Just auto-corrected me to streaky).

      Reply
    135. 135.

      Old School

      February 13, 2026 at 6:02 pm

      Donald Trump, Legal Expert:

      The Democrats refuse to vote for Voter I.D., or Citizenship. The reason is very simple — They want to continue to cheat in Elections. This was not what our Founders desired. I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future. There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not! Also, the People of our Country are insisting on Citizenship, and No Mail-In Ballots, with exceptions for Military, Disability, Illness, or Travel. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

      Reply
    136. 136.

      Old School

      February 13, 2026 at 6:06 pm

      Someone needs a nap.

      “Helicopter pilots were wounded pretty badly in the legs landing on the couple of machine gunners seemed to have make it through a thicket of bombs. But they were taken out rapidly by our snipers who stationed on platforms. Hellu– actually unbelievable, helicopter platforms all the way the line”

      Reply
    137. 137.

      cain

      February 13, 2026 at 6:08 pm

      @Gravenstone: Surprised he didn’t have some kind of glam fancy six shooter with an ivory handle.

      Reply
    138. 138.

      Belafon

      February 13, 2026 at 6:09 pm

      @Old School: Disrespecting every poll worker that has done legitimate work over the last 60 years.

      Reply
    139. 139.

      Scout211

      February 13, 2026 at 6:10 pm

      @Old School:

      Trump: There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!

      I see he cleverly left out the actual authorities who control elections in the individual states. Does he (or his social media minions) not understand this or is he just doing his typical threat thing?

      Reply
    140. 140.

      cain

      February 13, 2026 at 6:10 pm

      @sab: You didn’t offer to kick him in the balls with your ice skates?

      Reply
    141. 141.

      Belafon

      February 13, 2026 at 6:10 pm

      @Old School:

      I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future.

       
      I will be thinking of new crap to spew, mighty crap the likes of which you have never heard before.

      Reply
    142. 142.

      Belafon

      February 13, 2026 at 6:12 pm

      @Scout211: He doesn’t want to understand it, and the election that happened in Fort Worth required an ID as is law here in Texas, and the Democrat still won because enough Republicans were fed up.

      Reply
    143. 143.

      Tom Levenson

      February 13, 2026 at 6:14 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot: Kennedy is worse, or at least as bad.

      Reply
    144. 144.

      Jackie

      February 13, 2026 at 6:14 pm

      @Old School:

      There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!

      It’s going to be an anything but normal midterm election in Nov.

      I read elsewhere he’s threatening to declare election results null and void if the SAVE act isn’t passed.

      Reply
    145. 145.

      Belafon

      February 13, 2026 at 6:15 pm

      @Jackie: And even Republican governors will laugh.

      Reply
    146. 146.

      Elizabelle

      February 13, 2026 at 6:17 pm

      @Old School:

      I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject,

      Laughing.  Who came up with that??

      Reply
    147. 147.

      2liberal

      February 13, 2026 at 6:20 pm

      email from Sen Gallego:

      Thank you for contacting me about transparency and accountability for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and other federal law enforcement officers. I appreciate the opportunity to hear from Arizonans about pressing issues facing our state and country. Since returning to office, President Trump has fundamentally reshaped immigration policy. While past administrations have primarily targeted criminals, this administration has vastly expanded the types of individuals it targets to include legal immigrants and those without criminal backgrounds. To meet arrest quotas, the Trump Administration has engaged in tactics unprecedented in their aggressiveness such as racial profiling, wearing masks and military gear, separating families, arresting law-abiding immigrants at court hearings, entering homes without warrants, and escalating rather than de-escalating interactions. In their push to achieve arrest numbers, agents are increasingly sweeping up citizens in the process. Rather than making our communities safer, these policies are stoking unnecessary violence and chaos. Especially in the wake of the killing of U.S. citizens Renee Good and Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, I am committed to holding ICE and the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) accountable. Following Good’s death, I joined Senate Democrats on the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee in calling on the committee’s Republican leadership to conduct much-needed oversight of DHS. Additionally, I have partnered with fellow Arizona Senator Mark Kelly to introduce the Stop Excessive Force in Immigration Act, which codifies a use-of-force standard, requires investigations into use-of-force incidents, prohibits masks, mandates body and vehicle cameras, and requires other accountability measures. Finally, I have released a comprehensive immigration plan that strengthens oversight over the conduct of ICE agents and refocuses immigration enforcement resources on violent criminals and other genuine threats to public safety. As conversations continue about holding federal immigration officers accountable, I will continue to insist on reforms that rein ICE in. Thank you for sharing your views, and I hope you will continue to keep me informed regarding issues that concern you. I encourage you to visit my website gallego.senate.gov to sign up for my e-newsletter or follow me on Bluesky, Facebook, Instagram, and X to receive periodic updates on my activities as your senator in Washington, D.C.

      Reply
    148. 148.

      zhena gogolia

      February 13, 2026 at 6:23 pm

      @Miss Bianca: Ask his family nanny.

      Reply
    149. 149.

      Jackie

      February 13, 2026 at 6:26 pm

      @Belafon: They will, but that won’t prevent FFOTUS from trying to pull shenanigans – AGAIN. I don’t expect a J6 repeat as he’ll still be prez, but he’ll surely encourage demand every Repug who lost their election to take it to the courts…

      Reply
    150. 150.

      Another Scott

      February 13, 2026 at 6:27 pm

      @Old School:

      We’re buying more Stacey Abrams tanks, also too.

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    151. 151.

      Geminid

      February 13, 2026 at 6:31 pm

      @Another Scott: The Norfolk-based George H.W. Bush and its task force will complete pre-deployment training exercises in a couple weeks, and they could sail for the Middle East next.

      Ed. I expect they will, if the Ford is going.

      Reply
    152. 152.

      eclare

      February 13, 2026 at 6:36 pm

      @Scout211:

      Ha!

      Reply
    153. 153.

      bjacques

      February 13, 2026 at 6:40 pm

      @A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan): I watched the Short Program and Malinin was phenomenal—Nijinsky on ice. Even Shaidorov, who I liked because he was dressed as Timothée Chalamet from “Dune” and did his routine to Hans Zimmer’s soundtrack to same. I missed his free skate performance. I presume as the Kwisatz Haderach, he would have drunk the Water Of Life so he could hear the as-yet-uncomposed soundtrack of the third Dune movie and skate to it, but that would have gotten him bannef for drugs, even fictional ones.

      Before Malinin’s collapse, Adam Siao Him Fa of France and Japan’s Kagiyama had also stumbled, for what it’s worth.

       

      EDIT: Trump at Ft. Fragg…

      Reply
    154. 154.

      Beth in VA

      February 13, 2026 at 6:45 pm

      Betty Cracker, I am such a fan girl. Your writing is a pleasure to read! So incredibly happy just to know you’re on this planet sharing these insights and delicious bits of prose.

      Reply
    155. 155.

      trollhattan

      February 13, 2026 at 6:54 pm

      Somebody’s revvin’ up the old hiking boots, ready to hit the Appalachian Trail.

      “Former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford is considering three paths to political redemption — a run for his old House seat, a campaign for the governor’s mansion he once occupied or a primary bid against Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham,” Axios reports.

      “A critic of President Trump’s who lost his congressional seat in a 2018 primary to a Trump-backed candidate, Sanford is a politician in search of an office.”

      Reply
    156. 156.

      Fair Economist

      February 13, 2026 at 6:55 pm

      @eclare: I haven’t seen his skate yet, but from the descriptions it sounds like he has an injury. I was just thinking about this when I was watching Matteo Rizzo doing a triple loop, and I was thinking “hey, I thought he had a quad loop”. Well, he *did* – but he had to have hip surgery a year ago, probably because of exactly that quad loop. Skating is really brutal on the body, and of course now that the men have to do multiple quads, it’s even more brutal. I was thinking “gee, I hope Malinin isn’t doing too much for his body to take”.

      Reply
    157. 157.

      Baud

      February 13, 2026 at 6:57 pm

      Bruce Springsteen Lends “Born in the USA” to New Anti-ICE Video

      The short film highlights American citizen who have been targeted by ICE

      I like decent folk.

      Reply
    158. 158.

      karensky

      February 13, 2026 at 7:00 pm

      @Professor Bigfoot: Nope.  81 yr old Femnist here!’

      Reply
    159. 159.

      Sure Lurkalot

      February 13, 2026 at 7:01 pm

      @A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan):

      Not in this case, but I read somewhere that on most Olympic podiums, the silver medal winner is sad because they didn’t win the gold, and the bronze winner is thrilled to be on the podium.

      I don’t care about spoilers but it seems Ilia was a bit ungracious in his loss. I’ll tune in later anyway…I thought the 2 Japanese skaters were excellent in their previous performances. Programs with too many difficult jumps aren’t usually my favorites.

      I thought the American ice dancers were a bit ungracious in their loss to the French team. I’d hate a camera in my face after losing such a close competition but they looked more angry than disappointed (though they did congratulate the winners). Probably being their last Olympics made it more devastating.

      I think you’re right about the silver medal.

      Reply
    160. 160.

      Geminid

      February 13, 2026 at 7:03 pm

      @trollhattan: Nancy Mace is running for governor, so that leaves Sanford’s old seat open. South Carolina’s 1st CD runs along the coast southwest of Charlston and includes interior counties.

      Fun Fact: Gentleman botanist Joel Poinsett represented SC-01 back in the 1820s. Poinsett later served as Consul to Mexico and sent back specimens of the flowering plant that bears his name.

      Reply
    161. 161.

      Chacal Charles Calthrop

      February 13, 2026 at 7:05 pm

      @Elizabelle: I am wondering if the reinstated pilot tried to steer into turbulence on the way back

      Reply
    162. 162.

      Another Scott

      February 13, 2026 at 7:07 pm

      @Fair Economist: I haven’t seen Ilia’s last skate yet either.

      Personally, I much prefer skating like Kagiyama’s short program than Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump, …

      Ilia is an amazing talent. It’s his first Olympics, and the Olympics are only one (though important) competition. I expect he will get better, be more artistic over time, and realize that all the attention is often a bad thing. But we’ll see.

      Too many sports these days are brutal on the body. Gymnastics, tennis, skiing, skating, running, etc. We need more Olympic sports like curling. ;-)

      Best wishes,
      Scott.

      Reply
    163. 163.

      Miss Bianca

      February 13, 2026 at 7:10 pm

      @Sure Lurkalot: I haven’t watched any of the ice dancing, but I did hear that that French couple winning the gold was a *rather* controversial decision, and there was some talk that the French judge had their thumb mightily on the scale for them. Might be an excuse for a bit of ungraciousness, there.

      (I wonder if “French judge” is going to become a replacement term for the old jokes about East German judges.)

      Reply
    164. 164.

      Sure Lurkalot

      February 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm

      @Another Scott:

      Too many sports these days are brutal on the body. Gymnastics, tennis, skiing, skating, running, etc. We need more Olympic sports like curling. ;-)

      My guy and I were pondering ways you could hurt yourself curling. The best I came up with was a pulled groin or hamstring muscle launching the stone.

      Reply
    165. 165.

      Sure Lurkalot

      February 13, 2026 at 7:16 pm

      @Miss Bianca: I didn’t hear that about the ice dancing judging. Truth be told, I know squat about the sport but thought both programs were beautiful.

      I remember controversies about judging in previous Olympics…skating, gymnastics seem ripe for favoritism. Why don’t they just discard the score of judges from the same country? Then you’d be left with good old fashioned bribery.

      Reply
    166. 166.

      Jackie

      February 13, 2026 at 7:16 pm

      @trollhattan:

      “Sanford is a politician in search of an office.”

      I genuinely snort laughed when I read that awhile ago!

      Reply
    167. 167.

      Baud

      February 13, 2026 at 7:18 pm

      UN approves 40-member scientific panel on the impact of artificial intelligence over US objections

      Reply
    168. 168.

      Jackie

      February 13, 2026 at 7:20 pm

      @Sure Lurkalot:

      …curling. The best I came up with was a pulled groin or hamstring muscle launching the stone.

      Elbow tendinitis from furiously sweeping? ;-)

      Reply
    169. 169.

      eclare

      February 13, 2026 at 7:22 pm

      @Another Scott:

      I agree about curling.  I had to stop watching one of the downhill ski races a few nights ago because it was making me too nervous!

      All you need to know about wear and tear on the body is that there is a 54 yo man on the US team.

      Reply
    170. 170.

      cmorenc

      February 13, 2026 at 7:23 pm

      @Elizabelle: Pilot shoulda told Noem to either fly commercial or use the blanket as a wing and start flapping

      Reply
    171. 171.

      Geminid

      February 13, 2026 at 7:26 pm

      @Jackie: That reminds me of the saying:

      “A politician is a sick man who gets well by being elected.”

      Reply
    172. 172.

      Fair Economist

      February 13, 2026 at 7:29 pm

      @Another Scott: The code of points scoring system has enormously improved the quality of the non-jump skating. Skaters have to do interesting and complicated spins, footwork, and jump entrances. It’s not *all* that many points, but it’s enough you can’t win on jumps alone anymore. If you look at old skates from the 90’s the jumps don’t look all that different – it’s hard to see the difference between a quad and a triple – but boy the spins are so much weaker.

      Reply
    173. 173.

      Deputinize America

      February 13, 2026 at 7:29 pm

      @Sure Lurkalot:

      Those fuckers are heavy – when we went to Churchill for polar bears about 15 years ago, we went to their local gym which included a curling rink. I tried launching a stone – it was a beast.

      Reply
    174. 174.

      Gretchen

      February 13, 2026 at 7:30 pm

      @Baud: Thanks for the tip.

      Reply
    175. 175.

      Fair Economist

      February 13, 2026 at 7:32 pm

      @Sure Lurkalot: The scoring of the French judge was so outrageous that Surya Bonaly, a multi-year French skating champion from the 90’s, complained about it. (She said she felt sympathetic because of multiple high level international events where she lost to skaters who had much less difficult programs than hers.)

      Reply
    176. 176.

      cope

      February 13, 2026 at 7:34 pm

      As the dependent owner of my own personal blankie many decades ago, I find this whole thing highly triggering. On a cross country trip in the 50s, my sister threw up in the car. After getting my permission, my mom used it to clean up the back seat before disposing of it in the foundation forms awaiting concrete for a house being built on the lot where my mom had pulled the car over.  Man up, Noem, I did.

      Reply
    177. 177.

      Ella in New Mexico

      February 13, 2026 at 7:37 pm

      I have so many questions

      Why was the pilot held responsible for Bitchy Gnome leaving her own damn blanket on the plane?

      How did they even “fire” a member of the Coast Guard?

      Under what rule or law does an ADVISOR to the Secretary of Homeland Security even GET a badge much less a gun?

      Why isn’t the media a lot more aggressive in asking them both point blank “WTF is your relationship anyway”?

      As for the women in this administration: It would be easier to ask which ones-if any- are NOT incompetent assholes and liars, trying to be eye candy for Drumpf?

      Reply
    178. 178.

      SiubhanDuinne

      February 13, 2026 at 7:45 pm

      That is a stunning photo today.

      Reply
    179. 179.

      Omnes Omnibus

      February 13, 2026 at 7:48 pm

      @Betty Cracker: Each one is worse than the other.  Recursively.

      Reply
    180. 180.

      Just look at that parking lot

      February 13, 2026 at 7:57 pm

      @Sure Lurkalot: The team skipper could strain their vocal cords yelling directions at the sweepers.

      Reply
    181. 181.

      Sure Lurkalot

      February 13, 2026 at 8:02 pm

      @Ella in New Mexico:

      Why isn’t the media a lot more aggressive in asking them both point blank “WTF is your relationship anyway”?

      Seriously. But the family values crowd has been shown time and time again, for time immemorial, to be fucking hypocrites. Same as it ever was.

      To your point about the press, James Talerico brought it in an interview (I think this might have been a while back):

      No one’s ever asked me about the cost of housing. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes. The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.

      More of this! The framing our failed media spews is awful.  I think Pete Buttigieg is good at pushing back against it too.

      Reply
    182. 182.

      Barbara

      February 13, 2026 at 8:15 pm

      @Sure Lurkalot: ​The judges know who the prime competitors are and can put their thumb on the scale by downgrading competitors from other countries. Bias is hard to eliminate completely, and I have stopped worrying about scoring in ice dancing. I watch all season and by the end I just watch the ones I really like. I did note that the Spanish judge (no dog in this fight) also downgraded the Americans, whose skate used Spanish dance steps and a bullfighting theme.​
      ​
      ​

      Reply
    183. 183.

      Mr. Bemused Senior

      February 13, 2026 at 8:17 pm

      @Omnes Omnibus: Each one is worse than the other.  Recursively.

      Depth error

      Reply
    184. 184.

      sab

      February 14, 2026 at 12:44 am

      @Betty Cracker: Back many years ago I took my German Shepherd to get her nails trimmed in California. Three people in the back room couldn’t hold her so she burst into the waiting room and some helpful  customer let her out to run down highway 17.

      She survived, but I have had a jaundiced view of the basic competence of Californians ever since.

      ETA Later she had many uneventful nail trimmings in Ohio. She howled, they trimmed.

      Reply
    185. 185.

      BruceFromOhio

      February 16, 2026 at 12:26 am

      It’s awful to say because domestic violence is horrible no matter whom it happens to, but if the senior staff would just give Lewandowski the damn gun, the DHS leadership problem might take care of itself.

      How did I almost miss this.

      Reply
    186. 186.

      Paul in KY

      February 16, 2026 at 9:07 am

      @sab: particular ‘blankie’ :-)

      Reply
    187. 187.

      Paul in KY

      February 16, 2026 at 9:11 am

      @A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan): Sexual dimorphism there.

      Reply
    188. 188.

      Paul in KY

      February 16, 2026 at 9:12 am

      @Ocotillo: Maybe if he’d done that and still been fired, then Cory could have flown the plane!

      Reply
    189. 189.

      Paul in KY

      February 16, 2026 at 9:22 am

      @A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan): The saddest is 4th place.

      Reply
    190. 190.

      Paul in KY

      February 16, 2026 at 9:23 am

      @Smiling Happy Guy (aka boatboy_srq): Edward II just didn’t give a shit.

      Reply
    191. 191.

      Paul in KY

      February 16, 2026 at 9:27 am

      @bjacques: I think an actual Kwisatz Haderach is banned from competition. Not fair and all that.

      Reply
    192. 192.

      Paul in KY

      February 16, 2026 at 9:33 am

      @sab: ‘Like wow, man. Your dog wanted to go out and grok on nature so I opened the door for her.’

      Reply

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