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Looking for An Excuse to Order Another BJ Pet Calendar?

by WaterGirl|  December 18, 20248:10 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads, Pet Calendar

We now have Calendar A with Dobby on the cover. Order here. Open thread.

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Last Call to Check the Pet Calendar Before the Links to Order Go Up

by WaterGirl|  December 6, 20246:21 pm| 27 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads, Pet Calendar

I put up two posts yesterday so you guys can look for your pets. FINAL CHECK: Find Your Guys in 2025 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar A! . FINAL CHECK: Find Your Guys in 2025 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar B! Please let me know IN THIS POST if there is a problem with your …

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FINAL CHECK: Find Your Guys in 2025 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar B!

by WaterGirl|  December 5, 20245:53 pm| 39 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Please check Calendar B for your pets! This is the preview of the design for 2025 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar B. Please browse through the calendars to find your guys.  All of your pets should be in a single calendar – either A or B.  Let me know if they’re not. Please check for …

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FINAL CHECK: Find Your Guys in 2025 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar A!

by WaterGirl|  December 5, 20245:46 pm| 35 Comments

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 All corrections have been made (we think!) so please check for Calendar A pets one last time! This is the FINAL preview of the design for 2025 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar A. Please browse through the calendars to find your guys.  All of your pets should be in a single calendar – either A …

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2025 Pet Calendar – Last Call to Check the List for Hearts!

by WaterGirl|  December 4, 20245:19 pm| 25 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads, Pet Calendar

Please check the lite below. If your beloved pet gets a heart, they are on the list below. Please check both ways: – for your furry friend on the “heart” list when they shouldn’t be – for your furry friend on the list when they should be Barbara I Francesca A Fair Economist Xavier A …

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Pet Calendar Update

by WaterGirl|  December 2, 20241:45 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads, Pet Calendar

As you can see, we didn’t hit our goal of having the calendar available for oder by December 1. I can assure you that we have spent countless hours on the calendar and are working as fast as we can.  We had about 250 submissions, so that means 2 calendars – at 20 photos on …

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2025 Pet Calendar – Please Check the Listing Below

by WaterGirl|  November 29, 202412:26 pm| 47 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads, Pet Calendar

If you indicated that you wanted your pets to be in the pet calendar, please check below. This is sorted by Balloon Juice name (Nym). If your pet name is bolded, that means I didn’t have your pet pic when this post went up. If that resembles you, please get your pet pics in right …

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