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MERCH STORE HAS ARRIVED. Here's a pic.

Shirts run a little small (but are fitted and pretty nice) so size up.https://t.co/l8cZ7x1IFY pic.twitter.com/fhnz3ZUObw

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) January 20, 2022

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AI could help us to work out what psychedelic drugs to do our brains by analyzing the words used in trip reports | MIT Technology Review https://t.co/6BRtHgv8cx

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) March 17, 2022

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— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) March 17, 2022

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PELOSI says she will read a poem by Bono about Ukraine at the lunch today.

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) March 17, 2022

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In this middle-class enclave in the Hamptons, power couple Ashleigh and Trey Van der Platt fret over the impact sanctions on Russia will have on their son Chet’s summer job on oligarch Ivan Vladinovsky’s 460-foot sailing yacht.

— ?Shazbot Vaxxed? (@equalitytime) March 17, 2022

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"Biden (wearing a suit, subdued, age 79) found himself, for one of the first times since Russia invaded Ukraine, clearly in response mode to Zelensky (clad in military green, resolute, age 44)." My latest from today's Biden-Zelensky dueling speeches. https://t.co/Dt2EoX7LW9

— Ashley Parker (@AshleyRParker) March 17, 2022

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The big takeaway in the Hunter Biden story is that DOJ has struggled to find evidence to support criminal charges, even after it widened it beyond taxes, putting the department in a tough political bind.
w.@kenvogel @nytmike https://t.co/G9vDmlA7kq

— Katie Benner (@ktbenner) March 17, 2022

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Volodymyr Zelensky has gone a long way toward redefining manhood in a time of gender muddle and animus toward men, @kathleenparker writes https://t.co/Twd2wlf2dF

— Washington Post Opinions (@PostOpinions) March 16, 2022

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— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) March 15, 2022

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. @POTUS has managed to turn lifelong supporters into enemies in one fell swoop. https://t.co/f3J7es1h2u

— Dana Parish (@danaparish) March 15, 2022

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