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Anne Laurie

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Anne Laurie has been a Balloon Juice writer since 2009.

Open Thread (Erisian Edition)

by Anne Laurie|  August 1, 20094:03 am| 63 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Late-night wacky overdosed-on-Obamacare-MSM-chatter thought experiment…

Since the H1N1 “None dare call it swine” flu stubbornly refuses to disappear, even though we’re all really bored by the whole thing now, the Obama Administration Medical Death Squad uses a previously obscure provision of the Patriot Act to declare a national emergency. In order to prevent the next wave of the pandemic from completely overwhelming America’s aging and underfunding public health system, Secretary Sibelius announces that full Medicare coverage will be offered to any American citizen who agrees to be vaccinated against both the seasonal and H1N1 flu strains. Vaccination tents, staffed by volunteer medical personnel with the assistance of the National Guard, will be opened in every state and large city, and travelling medical caravans will also be dispatched.

The imminent-but-not-yet-available H1N1 vaccine is currently being <A HREF=”http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/30/health/30flu.html”> “prioritized”</A> for approximately half the population, including pregnant women, health care workers, children between the ages of 6 months and 18 years, those caring for children under the age of 6 months, otherwise healthy young people between the ages of 18 and 24, and those between the ages of 24 and 64 with pre-existing conditions medical problems like asthma, diabetes, and heart disease. Since healthy 18-24 year olds, adults with other medical issues, and the grossly underpaid people who work in daycare centers, nursing homes, and as home health providers probably constitute a good portion of the current uninsured 47/50 million Americans, extending Medicare coverage would presumably capture a lot of “volunteers”. People over 64 seem to have an unusual immunity to the new H1N1 strain, but those people are already covered by Medicare.

And of course there is the issue of whether “enough” doses of the vaccine can be produced in time to beat the predicted next wave… but since only about 40% of the target population gets the seasonal vaccination in any given year, either a similar percentage will shirk the new Pandemic Special, or we’ll discover there are a lot more people desperate for medical insurance than Betsy Mcaughey & Bill Kristol  (http://www.salon.com/opinion/conason/2009/07/31/bill_betsy/index.htm)  would have you believe.

P.S. Did we mention the vaccine is still “untested”? And it’s the first swine-derived vaccine since 1976 and the <A HREF=”http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/09/health/09vaccine.html?fta=y”>Guillain-Barré</A> scare?

Also, it will contain <A HREF=”http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/30/eveningnews/main5199450.shtml”>thimerosol</A>!

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An American Disgrace (not AS or MM)

by Anne Laurie|  July 29, 20099:34 pm| 107 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Seriously

Stan Brock may be a bigger saint than Mother Teresa.  But the fact that his  Remote Area Medical program, originally conceived to provide volunteer medical, dental & vision care to destitute villages in the heart of the Amazon Basin, is currently devoting 60% of its mission to helping Americans  is a national godsdamned disgrace. 

Stan Brock / RAM in Appalachia

STAN BROCK BRINGS HEALTH CARE TO AMERICANS WITH REMOTE AREA MEDICAL PROGRAM from R2 Studios on Vimeo.

 

P.S.  I am fully aware that MI HTML SKILLS   R  FAIL.

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My Favorite Monday Sentence (Palin edition)

by Anne Laurie|  July 27, 20097:43 pm| 117 Comments

This post is in: Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin, Clown Shoes

Pareene at <A HREF=”http://gawker.com/5324026/sarah-palins-gradual-descent-into-incoherency”>Gawker</A>  has a rather interesting (okay, fairly hilarious) essay, including a number of videos, concerning Sarah Palin’s Gradual Descent into Incoherency: 

What was your favorite line from Sarah Palin’s second resignation speech? Was it:

“So, how ’bout in honor of the American soldier, ya quite makin’ things up?”

Or maybe this amazing bit:

“Let me tell you, Alaskans really need to stick together on this with new leadership in this area especially, encouraging new leadership… got to stiffen your spine to do what’s right for Alaska when the pressure mounts, because you’re going to see anti-hunting, anti-second amendment circuses from Hollywood and here’s how they do it. They use these delicate, tiny, very talented celebrity starlets, they use Alaska as a fundraising tool for their anti-second amendment causes.”

Actually, this is our favorite line:

“In the winter time it’s the frozen road that is competing with the view of ice fogged frigid beauty, the cold though, doesn’t it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs?”

It’s like Peggy Noonan, Jack London, and William Faulkner wandered into the woods with three buttons of peyote and one typewriter, and only this speech emerged.

And she wrote this speech! In advance, on paper! What does any of it mean? It is amazing. Twenty years ago she could competently descibe a dog race, three years ago she could articulate a position on the abortion issue, and this weekend she composed a resignation speech by throwing culture war stock phrases into a hat and dumping it upside down on a copy of The Paranoid Style in American Politics.

My Favorite Monday Sentence (Palin edition)Post + Comments (117)

Open Thread – Non-Political Summer Sillies

by Anne Laurie|  July 23, 200912:27 am| 42 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads

Daylilies (<i>Hemerocalllis</i>)   are the perfect flowers for the lazy gardener.   They’re tough, drought-resistant, and colorful during the difficult high-summer period.   They can be transplanted even while in full bloom, and you don’t need to dig a really deep hole either.  Finally, since the blooms last for only one day,  the unambitious among us don’t need to feel guilty about not bothering with indoor flower arrangments.

Note to Lily:  All parts of the plant are edible, even for humans.  My dog Zevon says the fresh blossoms are best, but the damp rhizomes (roots) are not to be despised in a pinch. 

(Don’t try this with “real” lilies — Asian or Oriental lilies,  class <i>Lillium</i>, the ones with the tiny leaves all up the flower stems.  Those guys are poisonous.  The edible kind, the ones that show up in <i>moo shi</i>, have “strap-like” leaves like ornamental grasses.)

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Open Thread (Tech-Idiot Edition)

by Anne Laurie|  July 14, 20092:26 am| 7 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads

Bad Horse’s Filly linked to this earlier, but it deserves top-of-the-page status:

Boyfriend with Health Benefits

I see you checkin’ me
Out on the dance floor
I know you want me boy, but you got something I want more
See, these are troubled times
A bad economy
I got some health issues, and medicine, well it ain’t free

I don’t care about your diamond rings
I don’t need none of those fancy things
If you really wanna be my man
Boy, you gotta put me on your health care plan!

Let’s start a family
And you can be the boss
Just prove to me that you’ve got Aetna, Kaiser, or Blue Cross
I can’t afford a doctor
I need your MDC
When I get sick all I can do is go to WebMD
Well you don’t gotta kiss me
And I don’t need no hugs
Just gotta get a discount when I need prescription drugs!
I need a flu shot baby
I got a tricky knee
And I ain’t seen a dentist since September of two-thousand-three

I don’t care about your diamond rings
I don’t need none of those fancy things
If you really wanna be my man
Just let me get all up in your health-care plan

Wanna be my dependent, girl? / What you got? / I’m gonna break it down…

I hear you say you love me
I wanna know fo’ sho’
You gotta prove it ‘fore I put you on my PPO
‘Cuz my co-pays are modest
And girl you know that’s true
My pre-existing condition is I’m in love wit’ you
My coverage is extensive
They pin my policy
You want some Lasik, baby, I got full optometry
Shi-at-su massage — all day for you’n’me
Don’t sweat the payments, girl, it’s covered ‘cuz it’s therapy

Aaa-oooh! How much is your deductible / How much is your deductible / How much…
Want some acupuncture baby? How ’bout podiatry? I’ll get you braces, girl…

Thanks, BHF — the Spousal Unit and I both laughed so hard we almost injured ourselves!

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Cue the Warbloggers’ Heads Exploding

by Anne Laurie|  July 13, 20097:47 pm| 100 Comments

This post is in: Military, WTF?

Via Wonkette, “Brave Army Man Sues Nobama to Avoid War”:

U.S. Army Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook filed a request last week in federal court seeking a temporary restraining order and status as a conscientious objector with the intent to stall and eventually prevent an upcoming deployment to Afghanistan.

In the 20-page document — filed July 8 with the United States District Court, Middle District of Georgia — Cook’s California-based attorney, Orly Taitz, asks the court to consider granting his client’s request based upon Cook’s belief that President Barrack Obama is not a natural-born citizen of the United States and is therefore ineligible to serve as commander-in-chief of U.S Armed Forces.

Cook further states he “would be acting in violation of international law by engaging in military actions outside the United States under this President’s command, and that Plaintiff would thus be simultaneously unable to perform his duties in good Rule 65(b) Application for Temporary Restraining Order 22 conscience and yet be simultaneously subjecting himself to possible prosecution as a war criminal by the faithful execution of these duties.”

Not that I blame the man for trying to get out of going to Afghanistan, because that is not a healthful situation by any means, but — asking Orly “Alfa Birfer” Taitz to represent him in court?

And then adding the double-reverse triple-axel moonbat “Any American military action in Afghanistan constitutes a war crime” plea?

It’s as though Major Cook didn’t want anybody to like him anymore!

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Crazy Howie Dean’s “New” Campaign (Health Care)

by Anne Laurie|  July 8, 20095:47 pm| 32 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Daydream Believers

Via Jezebel, I discovered that Howard Dean has a new book coming out, and Esquire is sufficiently Unserious as to give him a forum for his Crazy Talk(tm):

ESQ: It seems pretty obvious. They save money. So why are businesses so completely resistant to this?

HD: They’re not. Some businesses — and the Chamber of Commerce — are resistant because they’re ideological. They are part of the right wing. Then there are lots of businesses that aren’t particularly ideological but genuinely believe that if they keep doing the same thing, they’ll somehow get a different outcome. That’s human nature. They think they can manage health-care costs even though it’s been 40 years since any of them ever have. That’s why I think Obama’s plan is so great: If you like what you have, you can keep it.

ESQ: Speaking of the Obama plan, you’re even stronger than he has been lately in support of the public plan. You say that without it, it’s not reform.

HD: It’s not. It’s a waste of time. Don’t pretend you’re going to do health-insurance reform unless you’re really going to change the system. The discussions in the Senate have not been about changing the system.

ESQ: They seem to be worried about preserving the status quo.

HD: Washington is the most conservative town in America. Its culture is the most resistant to change except a few religious cults.

ESQ: [Laughter]

HD: It’s true! It’s absolutely true.

ESQ: You say that the public plan shouldn’t be able to dip into general government reserves to subsidize its operations. But the Republicans say it will.

HD: The Republicans just make things up out of whole cloth. Nothing they say about health care is true. It’s all just nonsense and fears and what-ifs. It doesn’t happen. First of all, Medicare doesn’t dip into government reserves. It has never happened. It might happen in 10 years if they don’t cut benefits or raise taxes, but so far, never in the history of America has a program like Medicare used public reserves. The Republican tactic is to raise objections because they never have anything positive to say themselves.

ESQ: In the book you ask, “Is health insurance really health insurance or an extension of the things that have been happening on Wall Street?”

HD: Think about it. What the big insurance companies have done is deny claims just so they can improve their bottom line. That’s just extraordinary.

Thank the uncaring heavens that our Serious Mainstream Media carefully protects itself, and by extension its readers, from contact with such looney talk as this! (/snark)

I’m looking forward to getting my hands on Howard Dean’s Prescription for Real Health Care Reform, probably from the same dead-tree purveyors that provide my most current sources of economic and political instruction. The fact that so many of these sources were designed to as outlets for pop-music huckstering (Matt Taibbi), celebrity pictures (Todd Purdom), or the softest of softcore pornorgraphy is undoubtably some fault in my own character, and not a reflection on Our Serious Media Village Idiots Outlets.

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