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Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

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I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

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Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

Why did Dr. Oz lose? well, according to the exit polls, it’s because Fetterman won.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

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Dennis G. wrote at Balloon Juice from 2010-14.

Dennis is active with Green America.

Dennis G.

David Brooks vs Paula Deen

by Dennis G.|  July 5, 201310:17 pm| 111 Comments

This post is in: David Brooks Giving A Seminar At The Aspen Institute, Post-racial America

Like others, I was struck by Master Brook’s op ed in the NYTs today, especially the kicker:

 “It’s not that Egypt doesn’t have a recipe for a democratic transition. It seems to lack even the basic mental ingredients.”

It was classic Bobo. Of course Egypt doesn’t have the tools–they’re not white. His column whitesplains why the Egyptians are doomed–and of course it has something to do with Bobo’s fantasies that there is a White race and that it is the pinnacle of human civilization. In Bobo’s world, great white men created the only institutions and traditions that can lead to success and the only way that the lessor races can improve their lot in life is by following that Anglo-Saxon roadmap. Sadly, in Bobo’s telling, this is a journey that they will never successfully complete without the advice and kindly assistance of their betters.

As always, Bobo skates right up to the line, but leaves just enough ambiguity so that he can claim “who me” if anybody points out his bias for and dedication to white male superiority and privilege.

Which brings me to Paula Deen, a teevee celebrity with none of Brook’s code talkin’ skills. Turns out she uses the word nigger, fantasizes about a slave catered wedding and tries to have a lawsuit thrown out of court because a white person can’t possibly sue her for talkin’ trash about Negroes. Like Brooks, Deen moves though the world with a strong sense of white superiority and privilege. Unlike Brooks, she had no idea about the rules of code talking–and that was her downfall. It seems that using the word “nigger” was the taboo line she crossed, because she had said and done a lot of whack things in the past without any real notice. If Deen had study Bobo, she would have learned not to use that word and the Brookian rules for ways that white folks can talk about their superiority and priviledge without causing blow-back.

Take another example from a couple of weeks ago. Bobo joined E.J. Dionne on NPR for their weekly chat about politics. As they discussed immigration,  Bobo whitesplained the concern that all the brown folks were changing America for the worse (emphasis added):

We will have 36 billion new immigrants, 16 – I’m sorry – million additional people. And so the real question is, is this changing our country sociologically and culturally. To me, this has always been the core concern of a lot of opponents and all the other stuff has been window dressing. So now we’re getting down to the core issue.

The notion that immigrants are a threat to fantasies of a white America has been around since before the Nation was founded. The entire notion of race and “whiteness” and white superiority was invented here in America. This myth of white superiority–and not slavery–is the original stain on our Country. Slavery was just a byproduct.

And then there is another recent Bobo column where he triples down on his fear of a brown planet:

 Soon, we will no longer be an outpost of Europe, but a nation of mutts, a nation with hundreds of fluid ethnicities from around the world, intermarrying and intermingling. Americans of European descent are already a minority among 5-year-olds. European-Americans will be a minority over all in 30 years at the latest, and probably sooner.

If enacted, the immigration reform bill would accelerate these trends. [snip]

As we stand on the cusp of this New America, it’s understandable to feel some anxiety.

But Bobo being Bobo, he does see a ray of hope–all these new immigrants could join white Americans and embrace their traditional hatred of the blacks:

The most interesting and problematic flashpoint may be between immigrants and African-Americans. We now have this bogus category, “minority,” in which we lump the supposed rainbow coalition of immigrants and blacks. But, in fact, tensions between “minority” groups could soon be more plainly obvious than any solidarity.

The idea that conflicts between non-white folks can be exploited to protect white privilege seems to give Bobo a stiffie. And yet, he is the one who is doomed.

His entire false construction of a superior Anglo-Saxon/Nordic/White/European race and civilization is collapsing under the weight of reality. Deen, Brooks, the Tea Party, the GOP and their fellow travelers are very troubled by this turn of events. They fear living in a world without the benefit of unearned white privilege.

Deen has lost her job for expressing her fear without using code, while Brooks keeps his job because he knows how to use the code as he whitesplains the world.

Cheers

ps: I’ve been on a walk-about as of late (more about that in another post).

 

David Brooks vs Paula DeenPost + Comments (111)

Found art…

by Dennis G.|  January 25, 201311:33 pm| 129 Comments

This post is in: Glibertarianism, Open Threads, Going Galt

Found_Art

 

After reading about Doug’s Twitter travails, I flipped on the teevee to explore options for checking out this evening. I saw the above and marveled at the perfection of the image. Sure, it doesn’t capture the essence of Ayn Rand with the same precision as these 56 words, but I thought it was close.

How are you wasting your evening?

Cheers

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I’ll drink to that…

by Dennis G.|  January 23, 20138:30 pm| 98 Comments

This post is in: Election 2014, Open Threads, Good News For Conservatives

It seems that the weeping orange one is sharing his fears:

Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) said he believes the primary goal of President Obama’s second term is to “annihilate the Republican Party.”

“Given what we heard yesterday about the president’s vision for his second term, it’s pretty clear to me that he knows he can’t do any of that as long as the House is controlled by Republicans,” Boehner said in a speech Tuesday to The Ripon Society. “So we’re expecting over the next 22 months to be the focus of this administration as they attempt to annihilate the Republican Party.

“And let me just tell you, I do believe that is their goal — to just shove us into the dustbin of history.”

Sounds like a plan to me. From where I sit, it can’t happen fast enough.

All I want to know is how can I help annihilate these fuckers over the next 22 months.

I’m in. How about you?

What else is going on?

Cheers

ps: somehow, all of this reminds me of an Obama interview from November 2007
(especially that last bit).

I’ll drink to that…Post + Comments (98)

What he said…

by Dennis G.|  January 21, 201310:56 am| 114 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter, Open Threads, Good News For Conservatives

I think this tweet from Van Jones captures a lot of my feelings this morning:

VanJones_on_2nd_Inaugural

The wails of wingnut rage sound like sweet music as they continue their war against reality. Yes, they are dangerous and they will continue to do great damage, but today I am filled with hope. Hope that these losers are on a fast track to the dustbin of history.

And yet–just like four years ago–I’m sure they are making new plots for a comeback. I wonder where Luntz, Newt, McConnell,  Ryan and the gang will meet for dinner tonight to make their plans for another four years of epic fail. Their playbook is exhausted. Perhaps an enterprising reporter will follow Luntz around tonight to report on which failed tactics they’ll repeat this time around. Regardless of what they try this time around, the President and the rest of us will be ready for them.

It is a great day.

Cheers

 

What he said…Post + Comments (114)

The Chicago Way…

by Dennis G.|  January 18, 20131:33 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter, Open Threads, Politics

Do you remember that scene from The Untouchables where Sean Connery schools Kevin Costner about how to take down Al Capone:

Malone: You said you wanted to get Capone. Do you really wanna get him? You see what I’m saying is, what are you prepared to do?

Ness: Anything within the law.

Malone: And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way. Because they’re not gonna give up the fight, until one of you is dead.

Ness: I want to get Capone! I don’t know how to do it.

Malone: You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That’s* the *Chicago* way! And that’s how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I’m offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?

Well, I was reminded of that when I saw a clip of Robert Gibbs on Morning Joe earlier this week:

“The NRA is continually trumpeting they increased their membership by ‘x’ amount in this month. The president has the most exciting campaign apparatus ever built. It’s time to turn that loose. It’s time to turn that loose for something more than just an election. If the NRA’s got a list, then Obama for America has a bigger list and it is time to get activated again.”

And this is moved along by a number of stories trying to “win” the morning:

President Barack Obama’s remaining campaign apparatus will relaunch Sunday as a tax-exempt group to support his second term agenda, a senior Democrat familiar with the plans confirms to POLITICO.

The new organization will be separate from the Democratic National Committee, with Obama’s 2012 campaign manager Jim Messina serving as the national chair of the group. [snip]

The Obama campaign seems to have already heeded Gibbs’ advice — a Thursday email under Messina’s name asked supporters to stand with the White House on gun control.

Yep, I’m fired up, ready to go and ready to bring it. How about you? Have you called your CongressCritter yet?

What else is Open Thread worthy?

Cheers

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Call the question…

by Dennis G.|  January 4, 20132:12 pm| 137 Comments

This post is in: Lindsey Graham's Fee Fees, The Party of Fiscal Responsibility, Good News For Conservatives, Our Failed Political Establishment, Teabagger Stupidity

The fiscal cliff curb has been stepped over. And now the chatter is focused on the coming trio of Wingnut-manufactured points of doom: the Debt Ceiling, the Sequester and keeping the Federal Government funded. Of the three, two have firm deadlines for action. Without new legislation, the Federal Government will need to shut down after March 27, 2013 and the automatic budget cuts of the 2011 Sequester will begin on March 1, 2013. Failing to resolve either (or both) of these flashpoints would be a bother and cause some trouble, but it would also be in the zone of normal impotent Wingnut foolishness. The GOP would be blamed for any and all problems. I expect they will eventually capitulate as more and more folks realized that the only objective of the modern Conservative movement is chaos.

That brings us to the debt limit. The wingnuts have very little leverage when it comes to the Sequester and a Government shutdown, but they have convinced themselves that taking the global economy hostage might improve their chances. And even here they are a deeply silly and insane group of grifters. They demand that the President agree to pay a ransom before they’ll allow the USA to pay its bills, but they also refuse to say what that ransom should be. They are like kidnappers who demand that you guess how much you’ll have to pay to get get back your daughter while promising to kill her if you guess wrong. It would be impossible to negotiate with such criminals and it is impossible to negotiate with the GOP over the Debt Ceiling.

The GOP (and many in the media) would like to link all three of these items in one new “Grand Bargain” negotiation/crisis/deal and drag it out through March, but that would be crazy. The Debt Ceiling is not like the other two flashpoints–there is nothing about it that can or should be negotiated. It is just about paying for the things that you’ve already bought (while the other two are about what you might or might not buy–or earn–in the future).

The wingnuts are like an inept sitcom Father who decides that he’ll stop paying all the family’s bills as a way to force them to agree to his budget/plan for a family vacation to Wally World. Every time he argues that he’s being “financially responsible” the laugh track gets turned to eleven.

There isn’t any reason to wait until February or March to have the Debt Ceiling fight. President Obama should call the question.  Let’s have the Debt Ceiling fight now. It won’t be any uglier now than it will be later, so let’s get it over it.

Technically we hit the Debt Ceiling last Monday. The Treasury Department has some tricks and dodges they can use to buy time for Congress to act, but they do not need to use them all. They could pick any date in the near future and say that this is when we can no longer pay our bills unless Congress takes action.  I say, make that date January 29, 2013 and refused to have a single negotiation with Congress about the matter. If Congress doesn’t act by then, then February’s Social Security checks and everything else will not be paid.  I don’t think that the Wingnuts have the sand for this fight (and if they do, you can always lay down the coin as a way to buy time until they fold).

Raising the debt limit is going to invoke a wingnut frenzy of self-destruction and stupidity whenever it happens and waiting (or linking it to other issues) will not improve things.

Let’s call the question and get this Debt Ceiling fight behind us.

Cheers

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Everyday low prices…

by Dennis G.|  December 18, 201210:36 pm| 83 Comments

This post is in: Free Markets Solve Everything, Gun nuts

Walmart and the AR-15

I don’t shop at Walmart. I made that choice back in the 1980s when the company’s growth model called for it to sweep into small towns and destroy the local mom & pop businesses to make shopping at Walmart the only game in town and/or county. I liked the diversity of small businesses in rural America and mourned their destruction, and so I didn’t support Walmart.

Over the decades many more reasons to avoid Walmart bubbled to the surface. By the late 1990s it was clear that the company had a tendency to buy cheaply built products/garments that were often manufactured in sweatshops. Labor and environment problems at their stores, warehouses and throughout their supply chain were also common place. In the wake of some bad publicity, Walmart has paid some lip service to putting in a code of conduct for their suppliers and have been spreading some cash around to green-wash their act. But as of just a few weeks ago, workers sewing clothes for the company are still dying in fires caused by greed, safety violations and locked fire escapes. Walmart’s ongoing use of Sweatshop labor is one example, but the company has many other social justice and environmental problems embedded in their supply chain and the way they do business.

Walmart is all about profits and downshifting to costs to others. Which explains why they treat their workers so poorly (something exposed by the recent Black Friday protests). In Walmart’s business plan anything goes–even bribery–if it will help their bottom line. So it is not a surprise that they turned to sales of automatic weapons and ammo as a way to keep their profits up during a recession. In fact, Walmart has made the Bushmaster AR-15 assault rifle the most popular assault weapon in America. No wonder that the AR-15 has become the gun of choice for so many mass murderers–Walmart makes it easy to buy at everyday low prices.

Wingnut conspiracy theories and hatred of a Black President led to an increase in gun and ammo sales. Walmart saw an opportunity for profit and aggressively jumped into assault weapons market. The Nation has the details:

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The expansion of gun sales at Walmart came after a five-year slowdown. In 2006, the chain announced that it was rolling gun sales back, citing declining profit margins on the relatively expensive weapons, which even at Walmart can retail for hundreds of dollars. But in 2011, company executives were looking at eight straight quarters of declining sales at stores open for a year or more—the worst slump in Walmart’s history.

They must also have noticed that Barack Obama’s inauguration had sparked a rally in gun sales, which have steadily increased every year since 2008. The government isn’t allowed to track firearm sales, but the FBI does release figures on how many retailers ask it to run background checks—a relatively reliable indicator of total gun sales, although likely a lowball estimate, since a person can buy multiple guns on a single background check, and many gun shows aren’t required to perform such checks. In 2007, retailers asked the FBI for just over 11 million background checks; by the end of 2009, 
14 million checks were requested—a 27 per-
cent increase.

In April 2011, Walmart began stocking guns in more and more stores, expanding the sales to 1,750 outlets nationwide…

There is more and I encourage folks to read the article.

Walmart is part of the problem. Greed has them pushing these semi-automatic weapons and increasing the ease with which any crazy person can get one into their hands (and extra ammo on the way to a shooting). I wouldn’t be surprised if we learn that the weapons and/or ammo used in this latest tragedy were purchased at Walmart (and at everyday low prices).

A national boycott of Walmart until they remove the assault weapons and ammo from all their stores would not be an irrational response to this most recent shooting.

Cheers

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