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Eton James White wrote at Balloon Juice from 2013-16.

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Literal Babies Are Shooting Babies

by Elon James White|  November 4, 20152:28 pm| 49 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

Well this is a disturbing statistic: more and more toddlers are finding guns and shooting people with them. And these probably aren’t all the reported cases:

There have been at least 43 instances this year of somebody being shot by a toddler 3 or younger. In 31 of those 43 cases, a toddler found a gun and shot himself or herself. 13 inadvertently killed themselves. Roughly once a week this year, on average, a small child has found a gun, pointed it at himself or someone else, and pulled the trigger. Boys are disproportionately likely to do this: I could find only three cases where a girl under the age of 4 wounded someone with a gun. In 13 of the 43 total incidents, a child’s self-inflicted injuries were fatal.

Team Blackness also discussed a man detonating a bomb at a Walmart, an EMT who got in trouble for making an unscheduled stop to help a choking girl, and the husband of an Oklahoma mayor thought it was cool to dress up for Halloween as a KKK member.

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University Of Notre Dame Academic Coach Fired For Racially Motivated Sex?

by Elon James White|  November 3, 20152:04 pm| 32 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

File this in the “say what??” news category: a female academic coach at the University of Notre Dame has been fired after a lawsuit was filed claiming she coerced several students on athletic scholarship into having “racially motivated” sex with her daughter and then asking them questions about the “nature, frequency, and quality of the sexual activities.” The coach also tried to convert the students to Catholicism, because that’s normal:

The suit also alleges that when the student attempted to break off his relationship with the tutor’s daughter, her mother recommended that he seek mental health counseling, and worked with the university’s psychiatric support to “medicate Plaintiff John Doe to keep him passive, cooperative, and under control.”

Seriously. What is wrong with people?

Team Blackness also discussed how Rachel Dolezal admitted she was white, a new branch of BET in France with no black hosts, and the Supreme Court takes on racial discrimination in jury selection.

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Maybe Too Much TV Is a Bad Thing

by Elon James White|  October 30, 20152:02 pm| 33 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

Apparently there is such a thing as too much TV. And add some malt liquor to the mix and things go horribly wrong. A New Mexico man, after watching The Walking Dead, thought his friend was a zombie and tried to kill him:

Then, Perry told police, the victim, Christopher Paquin, 23, tried “to bite him,” according to a statement from cops. Perry “reacted by brutally beating” Paquin with his hands and feet, the release said, and also used an electric guitar, kitchen knives and a microwave to kill the victim.

The sad part? This is what we used as a “light” news story.

Team Blackness also discussed yet another questionable civilian shooting by police near St. Louis, for the first time a prosecutor will go to jail for wrongfully convicting an innocent man, and a camerawoman tries to sue a Syrian refugee she tripped that was caught on tape.

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What The Spring Valley High Incident Shows About How We Treat Black Children

by Elon James White|  October 29, 20151:56 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

The story of the Spring Valley High female student in Columbia, South Carolina, who was brutally pulled out of her chair and dragged across the floor by a cop continues to gain traction. While the cop, Ben Fields, has been fired, this was not his first run-in with a student when it comes to both unnecessary force and racial profiling. Some have defended Fields’ action, despite the force and insisted placing some of the blame on the student:

What the student did does not justify the officer’s actions, the sheriff said, but she must take responsibility for her role. “We must not lose sight that this whole incident started by this student,” he said. “She is responsible for initiating this action. Some responsibility falls on her.”

The FBI and US attorney’s office have rightfully opened up a civil rights investigation of the incident.

Team Blackness took an in-depth look at this horrible incident, how America aggressively tries to rationalize violence against black bodies, and why talking back as a child actually helps you to become a more successful adult.

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Let’s Talk About Reproductive Rights

by Elon James White|  October 28, 20152:04 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

In this “Best of ” episode, we talk reproductive rights, a particularly fitting topic after Monday’s show.

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Let’s Talk About Reproductive Rights

by Elon James White|  October 28, 20152:04 pm| 8 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

In this “Best of ” episode, we talk reproductive rights, a particularly fitting topic after Monday’s show.

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Premiere Week! No Really, Premiere Week!

by Elon James White|  October 27, 20151:40 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

It’s Premiere week in TWIB Nation with shows from Dr. Blair Kelley, Dr. Anthea Butler, and the We Nerd Hard crew. And the week starts off with some big news from TWIB Prime.

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