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Inflection points

by Freddie deBoer|  September 10, 201212:58 pm| 61 Comments

This post is in: Education

I hope to have something of considerable substance up about the Chicago teachers’ union strike up in the next three days, specifically looking at the empirical evidence concerning teachers’ unions, student demographics, and academic performance. (For example: complaining about the high school dropout rates at Chicago Public Schools without mentioning that 90% of Chicago’s public school students are eligible for subsidized lunch is unhelpful at best, dishonest at worst.) But I wanted to take a minute and say, simply: this is where the rubber meets the road. I think you should pay very close attention to this strike and how the usual suspects talk about it. The issues at hand here are very basic and vastly important, for the future of the left. I know that people tire of the meta discussions, but I think that it’s always important to define what we believe and who we stand with. These questions are existential in the broadest sense.

It doesn’t take a wild guess to know that I stand with the picketing teachers. It also probably won’t surprise you to know that rising neoliberal wunderkind Dylan Matthews, writing to his patron’s large readership, has come out on the other side. People are going to take sides and those sides will tell you everything– about their grasp on empiricism and social science, their respect for working people and labor, and whether they are willing to extend American abundance to public employees.

Do you think that teaching should be a high-status position that carries with it a decent wage and the chance for meaningful pay raises? Or do you want to continue the relentless assault on the profession? That is the essential question at stake here.

Update: Corey Robin is essential here.

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Tweet It, Like It, Drop Copies of It From an Airplane

by Freddie deBoer|  September 5, 20121:03 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

Forgive me for posting just to link to something, but I’ve wanted to share this for awhile. It’s a blog post by Greg Laden on the constantly expressed “correlation is not causation” line. I don’t think a day goes by that I don’t hear someone online respond to data by saying “correlation does not imply causation!” as if that were an argument against any specific claim, rather than a vague and frequently unhelpful truism. Laden:

 Sometimes, we have reason to believe that two things co-vary because of one or more external causes. Aridity in one region of the world is correlated with higher rainfall in another reason of the world, and it turns out that both meteorological variations are caused by the effects of the Pacific El Nino. Quite often, especially in complex systems like are often dealt with in the social sciences, we can replicate correlations among various phenomena but we may have multiple ideas about what the causal structure underlying the phenomenon at hand may be. Repeated observations rule out random associations or meaninglessness in the data, but we are faced with multiple alternative models for where to put the causal arrows. In other words, we’re pretty sure there is a “causal link” somewhere, but we can’t see, or agree amongst ourselves, on what it is.

I can, for example, show you a correlation between the percentage of a given school’s students that utilize the free lunch program and that school’s performance on certain standardized tests of academic performance. Now: does whether a student eats his or her lunch for free cause him or her to perform worse on a standardized test? Of course not. We are using that as a convenient, easily-accessible and highly effective proxy for socioeconomic status. But even then, are we claiming that it’s actually the money (or lack thereof) in a parent’s bank account that causes academic deficiency? Of course not. We are assuming a line of influence from an observable and influential variable that frequently results in a given outcome, even though we are still unsure about every discrete step within that line of influence. We are pointing out that a complex, multivariate phenomenon like the relationship between parental income and student performance can nevertheless be understood as producing certain consistently observable consequences through which we can make educated decisions about our policy.

To look at such a correlation and say “poverty is definitely the sole cause of this particular student’s performance on this standardized test” or “all students from poverty will score similarly on a standardized test” would indeed be stupid; but who is suggesting such things? And it is, in my opinion, equally stupid to look at the remarkably consistent and robust correlation between socioeconomic status and educational performance and respond by saying, “well, correlation is not causation, so we just have to consider these as separate phenomena.” Like Laden says: don’t be a dumbass. Use your head; use common sense. Because frankly, if we are afraid to speak about correlation because of the true but frequently irrelevant fact that it doesn’t ensure causation, our jobs as both students of reality and citizens of the world become vastly harder.

Read the whole thing.

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The Party of Petty Resentment

by Freddie deBoer|  September 3, 20127:09 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Fuck The Middle-Class, Fuck The Poor

Can you imagine– can you imagine— if a leading Democrat deliberately dissed the intended honorees of, say, Memorial Day? Can you imagine how the mainstream media would report on it?

Eric Cantor, it almost goes without saying, has never worked a day in his life. A career politician, as so many haters of government are, his only work in the private sector was spent in the family business that he was lucky enough to be born into. It takes a special kind of shamelessness to mock workers with talk of “earning your own success” when working for your Daddy’s business is the closest you’ve ever come to honest labor. What a childish, classless display.

Tonight I drink for everyone who ever worked and suffered for it, the people who built the country that Cantor and his party exploit. The dignity of our working people is beyond the cheap insults of the Eric Cantors of the world.

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Bias Is As Bias Does

by Freddie deBoer|  August 22, 201211:08 am| 94 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Jon Chait’s peculiar, pointless wander through Hollywood’s liberal bias says a lot, I guess, about a lot– about mainstream liberalism’s passionate self-hatred, about liberal commentators’ refusal to straightforwardly express the superiority of their values (as conservatives have done to incredible political effect), and about what a weird form of toothless cultural liberalism New York Magazine now represents.

I find Chait’s repeated claim that conservatives are no longer fighting the culture war against Hollywood to be self-evidently absurd. We’re living in a world with Big Hollywood and An American Carol and Archbishop Dolan and seemingly hundreds of conservative groups that “monitor” Hollywood and televsion…. Michael Medved, quoted credulously and at length in the piece, enjoys national prominence. The Parents Television Council makes national news just about every month. It’s a bizarre claim, the kind that you can only make if you are living the secluded, myopic life that you think you’re critiquing.

But I’ll leave that fight to others. For my part, I just want to point out the incoherence of trying to talk about bias as an expression of anything other than the preferences of the person making the claim. Chait wants us to take conservative claims of cultural bias in Hollywood seriously. He wants to suggest that bias is somehow illegitimate even if he doesn’t agree with the perspective of those claiming bias. “Imagine that large chunks of your entertainment mocked your values and even transformed once-uncontroversial beliefs of yours into a kind of bigotry that might be greeted with revulsion. You’d probably be angry, too.”

You’ll note that conservatives would never undertake a similar project; you are not going to find a conservative writer concern trolling about the massive conservative bias in our military, or in our corporate world, despite the fact that both of these are vastly more powerful forces than Hollywood. Nor will you hear conservatives worrying aloud about the conservative bias of American Christianity, or sports media, or video games. The reason, of course, is that these biases are not seen as bias at all, but just the way things are. To conservatives and ostensibly liberal worriers like Chait, bias is only and ever liberal. Liberal bias in our African American studies programs is a problem to be solved. Conservative bias in the chambers of commerce? Hey, that’s life.

The truth is that there is no vantage point from which you can observe bias that isn’t your own contingent, ideological perspective. Nor are complaints about bias qua bias ever consistently applied. After all, I too hate Hollywood’s biases. I hate Hollywood’s bias towards capitalism, towards simplistic Manicheanism, towards militarism, towards the notion that all problems can be solved through violence, towards the very idea of righteous violence. I hate that Hollywood acts as if every happy life ends in romantic coupling, or that every happy couple has to maintain sexual monogamy, or that raising children is necessarily the endpoint of the good life. I hate Hollywood’s cultural colonialism, its sexism, its heteronormativity, its treatment of gender confusion as comedic. I hate Hollywood for its empty, useless cultural liberalism that suggests that structural changes are never necessary. I hate its bias towards the establishment.

Now: there’s nothing inherently different between my claims of bias and conservative claims of bias. And yet knowing Jon Chait’s work, I can say with certainty that he would never take my complaints seriously in the same way that he takes conservative complaints seriously. He would not ask you to put yourself in my shoes. In fact, as he is the kind of Very Serious liberal that merely dislikes those to his right but passionately hates those to his left, he would be far more likely to treat my complaints with straightforward contempt– which of course is merely to say that he is, himself, biased, as we all are. That’s the problem with claims of bias: there’s no way to stand outside of yourself. Better just to advocate for what you think of as right. (You know what I call more gay characters on television, more nontraditional families in movies, more anti-big business narratives out there? Moral progress.)

Oh, by the way, since it wouldn’t be a piece of neoliberal big think without some flat factual errors: Chait claims that “In Red Dawn, the paranoid 1984 action film about a Communist invasion of America, the Cuban commander of the occupying Communist forces (don’t ask) ultimately lets rebel leader Patrick Swayze go free, and the story ends with a meditation on the evils of war.”

And here’s IMDB’s transcript of the end of that movie:

Erica: [closing narration] I never saw the Eckert Brothers again. In time, this war – like every other war – ended. But I never forgot. And I come to this place often, when no one else does.

[we see “Partisan Rock,” with its memorial plaque, which she reads for us]

Erica: “… In the early days of World War 3, guerillas – mostly children – placed the names of their lost upon this rock. They fought here alone and gave up their lives, so that this nation should not perish from the earth.”

Yeah, it’s straight out of Eugene Debs.

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Another Casualty of the Administrative Invasion of the University

by Freddie deBoer|  August 16, 20127:39 am| 88 Comments

This post is in: Education

People are often surprised at how adamant I am that cutting administrative costs is a huge part of making college less expensive. Surely, the administrative costs– which means, to a very large degree, the salaries of administrators and the number of administrators employed– can’t be that much higher than they once were, right?

They can be. And it’s a huge, huge problem.

Here’s one of the saddest stories I’ve read about in ages. The University of Georgia’s student run newspaper, The Red and Black, is a no-bullshit great student newspaper. Or was. Yesterday the entire student leadership walked out, thanks to a paternalistic and heavy-handed Board of Directors who are uncomfortable with actual journalism. In a heartbreaking open letter from the former Editor in Chief:

The newspaper has always been a student-run operation, but recently, we began feeling serious pressure from people who were not students. In less than a month, The Red & Black has hired more than 10 permanent staff with veto power over students’ decisions.

In a draft outlining the “expectations of editorial director at The Red & Black,” a member of The Red & Black’s Board of Directors stated the newspaper needs a balance of good and bad. Under “Bad,” it says, “Content that catches people or organizations doing bad things. I guess this is ‘journalism.’ If in question, have more GOOD than BAD.” I took great offense to that, but the board member just told me this is simply a draft. But one thing that would not change is that the former editorial adviser, now the editorial director, would see all content before it is published online and in print. For years, students have had final approval of the paper followed by a critique by the adviser only after articles were published. However, from now on, that will not be the case. Recently, editors have felt pressure to assign stories they didn’t agree with, take “grip and grin” photos and compromise the design of the paper.

It’s totally disgraceful for a great, student-run– and thus student-centered– program be forced to bow down to ten pencil pushers who almost certainly got their jobs because they know somebody with connections. And for it to happen in a way that threatens journalistic independence is shameful. (For context, my public high school’s student newspaper was also quite acclaimed, and we enjoyed more editorial independence than is described in the letter.) Why is this happening?

It’s hard for people outside of the university system to understand just how many layers of useless bureaucracy have been added in recent decades. There are more buildings filled with more people with vague and redundant titles at the average university now, it’s incredible. Completing minor tasks gets you shuffled through the byzantine architecture of a vast bureaucracy. Jobs that were once performed as part of the duties of the professoriate have now been shuffled off to administrators who have no educational experience and no educational credentials, resulting in a massive hiring binge; meanwhile, the ranks of tenure track faculty continue to shrink, to say nothing of stagnant wages among the actual educators.

The bureaucratic takeover is more pronounced in public universities because of the explicitly political nature of recent changes in their structure. Republican state lawmakers realized that public universities could be a tool to enforce their political ends, but first, they needed to stack the deck by filling them with cronies. And fill them they have, as typical estimates for the increase in the number of college administrators from the late 1990s to the late 2000s are typically between 30-40%. This court-packing has multiple benefits for conservative state apparatchiks: college administrative jobs are a nice bit of influence to peddle, and these administrators can act as loyalists when there is a conflict with faculty and students. I’m afraid that, if there’s a major change in a university in the last decade,  it’s more likely to have come from a petty functionary than from someone in the actual faculty. You’d be amazed at how much control these administrators truly have.

This article from the Washington Monthly gives you a good overview; it’s an adapted excerpt by Benjamin Ginsberg from his book The Fall of the Faculty: The Rise of the All-Administrative University and Why it Matters. If you’re interested in these topics I highly recommend it.

Update: Here’s the actual, disgraceful memo. “I guess this is ‘journalism.'” “Things we will not tolerate: Liable.”

Update II: Twitter has suspended the account the editorial board started, @redanddead815. No word as to why.

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William Saletan’s Love for Paul Ryan is Based on Fantasy

by Freddie deBoer|  August 11, 20127:00 pm| 68 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Republican Stupidity, The War On Women, Our Failed Media Experiment, Our Failed Political Establishment, Sociopaths

In American national politics, it doesn’t get much more extreme than Paul Ryan, or the Ryan-Romney budget. That’s reality. Mitt Romney taking on Ryan as his running mate is like Barack Obama taking on Bernie Sanders or Dennis Kucinich. The Ryan-Romney budget is one of the most extreme policy proposals in the history of our country, as extreme as the PATRIOT act or the Alien and Sedition acts– wartime legislation that drew on national panic. Romney’s purported strength is that he’s a moderate technocrat, a can-do businessman who will use his fiscal prudence and New England moderation to help get our national house in order without, you know, letting New Orleans get swallowed by the sea or accidentally invading Turks and Caicos. This is, of course, bullshit; Romney is neither a moderate nor a technocrat nor a fiscal conservative nor a particularly skillful executive. The Ryan nomination is merely the coup de grace, the last confirmation that Romney is an extremist beholden to a mad, extremist wing of a mad, extremist party. This is not business as usual; this is arch-conservatism by any measure.

The question is whether our media will tell the truth about this extremism. If Obama was actually to nominate Sanders or Kucinich, our political media would report on it as if the President had personally sodomized Lady Liberty while reciting The Communist Manifesto and paying children to go gay. Romney’s nomination of the even-more-extreme Paul Ryan has mostly been met with observations about Ryan’s good looks and his supposed seriousness and “wonkiness.” In the war for the Presidency of 2012, one of the key battles will be over this issue exactly: will our comprehensive failure of a new media tell the truth about the extremism of Romney, Ryan, and the Ryan-Romney budget? Will those of us opposed to Republican extremism be able to call a spade a spade and spread the word about the Romney ticket’s ultra-conservative policies?

Today we get William Saletan, Slate’s Official Correspondent on You’re a Slut and I’m in Charge of Your Uterus, waxing orgasmic about Paul Ryan. Ryan, you see, is the way a Republican “should be.” I take it that part of the point here is that those mature, centrist types like Saletan believe that we’re best served if our politicians fill predetermined roles based on vague and artificial standards, as if choosing elected officials is no different than a casting call for some shitty movie. So, you see, what the Republic needs is not for the party that is correct on the merits to succeed; what the USA needs, instead, is for someone to fill the role of Meta-Republican. That this is a vision of politics that should be reserved for children and imbeciles, I take as self-evident, but it’s almost entertaining to see someone lay their dysfunctional political ethos out there. Hey, Billy– supporting politicians based on how well they’d play the role of generic Republican on The West Wing is fucking insane.

Ah, but the specifics! The details! For, indeed, Paul Ryan is a details man. (Except that he isn’t.) Let’s get to them.

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“Ryan is a real fiscal conservative. He isn’t just another Tea-Party ideologue spouting dogma about less government and the magic of free enterprise.”

Why would a fiscal conservative support a budget that cuts tax revenues by $4.5 trillion dollars over the next ten years? Why would a fiscal conservative support the Iraq War resolution, which has cost us hundreds of billions? Why would a fiscal conservative support Medicare Part D? Why would a fiscal conservative propose a budget that keeps $40 billion in subsidies to oil companies, at a time when they are reaping record profits?

“He has actually crunched the numbers and laid out long-term budget proposals.”

Except that he hasn’t. This details-oriented, number-crunching fiscal conservative has neither laid out the details nor crunched the numbers… as Saletan himself admits.

“My liberal friends point out that Ryan’s plan leaves many details unclear. That’s true. But show me another Republican who has addressed the nation’s fiscal problems as candidly and precisely as Ryan has. He’s got the least detailed budget proposal out there, except for all the others.”

So, in other words, he deserves credit for laying out a comprehensive budget plan, even though he hasn’t laid out a comprehensive budget plan, because he’s a little more specific than his shiftless, cowardly compatriots. Ah, the soft bigotry of low expectations.

“Eventually, you can’t borrow enough money to make good on your promises, and everyone’s screwed. Ryan understands that the longer we ignore the debt crisis and postpone serious budget cuts—the liberal equivalent of denying global warming—the more painful the reckoning will be.”

See, liberals get all worked up about global warming and climate change denialists, but they are denialists when it comes to the budget. Gee, what does Paul Ryan have to say about climate change and the irrefutable scientific evidence about it? Oh, right. He’s another science-denying lunatic, an extremist of the worst kind when it comes to environmentalism. I really wonder what Saletan thought he was doing here; did he think no one would check Ryan’s record when it came to climate change?

“Ryan refutes the GOP’s bogus arguments, too. He proves that you don’t need private-sector experience to be a good lawmaker.”

In other words, his candidacy is an argument against giving Mitt Romney the presidency. Brilliant!

“He proves that a genuine conservative, as opposed to a Tea-Party ideologue, votes for bailouts when economic sanity requires them.”

When millionaire bankers need bailouts, that’s economic sanity. When we give senior citizens subsidized medicine so that they don’t have to choose between getting medical care and eating, well, that’s liberal treachery.

“Ryan also shows that a real conservative doesn’t worship any part of the budget, including defense. His expenditure caps can’t be squared with Romney’s nutty pledge to keep military spending above four percent of GDP.”

Facts are stubborn things, William. Does Paul Ryan support cutting the defense budget, as fiscal conservatism would require? He does not.  As Politico’s Philip Ewing put it, “For all his reputation as a budget hawk, Ryan has been a dove when it comes to defense spending.” When Saletan suggests that Ryan supports cuts to the defense budget in the name of fiscal conservatism, he’s just lying. Straight up dishonesty, and no other word for it.

“And Ryan destroys Romney’s ability to continue making the dishonest, anti-conservative argument that Obamacare is evil because it cuts Medicare. Now Romney will have to defend the honest conservative argument, which is that Medicare spending should be controlled.”

Another argument against the man at the top of the ticket, and an ugly euphemism on the part of a rich, spoiled neoliberal like Saletan. “Controlling” Medicare spending here means slashing it at an epic level, forcing millions of our seniors to go hungry, lose their homes, or die of preventable disease. But I’m sure all of that seems like small potatoes to a man in love like Saletan, particularly for a wealthy man in love. Romney’s plan on Medicare is the height of extremism, breaking a promise to our elderly and our poor that this country has kept for decades. It’s despicable, and it’s despicable for Saletan to lionize it.

“This morning I heard Ari Fleischer say Ryan is a good pick because Republicans don’t want somebody who thinks and talks like an accountant. That’s exactly wrong. What’s great about Ryan is that he does think like an accountant.”

Except that accountants actually count things, and lay out every detail, and as we’ve already established (as Saletan has already established!), the Ryan-Romney budget does no such thing.

“So what? Screw the polls. Republicans will be on the right side of the spending debate. They’ll be on the right side of the substance debate, too. Instead of bickering about Romney’s tax returns and repeating the obvious but unhelpful observation that the unemployment rate sucks, we’ll actually have to debate serious problems and solutions. That’s great for the country.”

As anyone with the most basic understanding of our political shitshow knows, we’ll mostly have a substance-free political contest about the fact that Obama has a funny name (and he’s blackety-black) and who would you rather have a beer with. Please.

“I’m not saying Ryan is the nation’s savior. He has serious flaws. His discipline on spending isn’t matched by restraint on tax cuts.”

Oh, in other words, ever word you’ve just said is fantasy, and your basic argument is founded on bullshit? Thanks for telling us now!

“And unlike many of his colleagues, Ryan isn’t a wanker or a hater. He’s in it for solutions, not spite.”

Oh really? That’s funny. When the Human Rights Campaign gives a guy a 0%— zero— for his treatment of gay rights, I’d call that exactly being a hater. I’d call someone who favors the total criminalization of abortion exactly a wanker and a hater. I know that Saletan wants every woman seeking an abortion to come to his apartment so he can personally reprimand them and talk about what terrible slutty whores they are, but dude. Total opposition to abortion rights is the definition of being a hater.

“He’ll be the best kind of debater, open to criticism and amenable to compromise.”

Do you want to know why Tea Party America loves Paul Ryan, why he is the guy for the Republican base? Precisely because he is not a compromiser, precisely because he is an ugly, grasping extremist. You don’t get to be a bugle boy in the Republican army unless you’re on the lunatic conservative fringe, and this man was just given his stars as a general. Read what the conservative blogs say about him. They love him because he WON’T compromise, because he is thoroughly, enthusiastically ready to destroy this country and imperil its elderly, its children, its disabled, its poor, and its students in the name of his insane ideology. To call this man “open to criticism and amenable to compromise” is a statement of such total bullshit, such jaw-dropping, incomprehensible dishonesty, it makes me blush.

This is, truly, the stupidity that surpasses all understanding. Will Saletan has glanced around the political party and, spying a cute boy in the corner, projected all of his teenaged fantasies onto him, reality be damned. August is not yet two weeks old. Yet I will read no stupider piece, no grander statement of delusion and deceit, in the entirety of the 2012 Presidential election. Congratulations, Saletan; you’ve finally impressed me.

B-b-b-but teh deficits!

by Freddie deBoer|  August 11, 201211:32 am| 103 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Daydream Believers

Sorry to continue with the deluge of Paul Ryan posts, but– when your idiot cousin inevitably talks about how serious Paul Ryan is, thanks to being such a deficit warrior, please refer him to this handy chart. It was prepared by the indispensable MSNBC show, Up with Chris Hayes. Click the photo for the source.

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