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Michael Demmons (Michael D.) wrote for Balloon juice from 2007-17.

Michael D.

Revolt at Foreign Service

by Michael D.|  November 4, 20071:14 am| 88 Comments

This post is in: Politics

I don’t blame them for being a tad upset at possibly being forced to serve in Iraq, and they made those views known:

“It was an hourlong event, and for a brief period one or two speakers expressed very strongly held views,” the State Department spokesman, Sean McCormack, said. “It’s a pretty sensitive topic and, understandably, some people are going to have some pretty strong feelings about it.”

During the meeting, one Foreign Service officer likened the Iraq order to a “potential death sentence,” The Associated Press reported. “It’s one thing if someone believes in what’s going on over there and volunteers, but it’s another thing to send someone over there on a forced assignment,” said the officer, who identified himself as Jack Croddy and once worked as a political adviser with NATO forces, The Associated Press reported. “I’m sorry, but basically that’s a potential death sentence, and you know it.”

The comments were directed at Harry Thomas, the Foreign Service director general.

I have a solution for those at State who have a problem with this: Resign or be fired. You are in the Foreign Service. That’s what you signed up for.

I work as an adult learning specialist. I know, in general, how adults learn. My boss may decide that something is to be done a certain way – a way I may not think is appropriate. I will voice my opinion, and if she still wants me to do it her way, I do it. And if I don’t, I can expect to be disciplined in some way.

Now, I know sitting in a cushy office chair in my Atlanta office is a lot different than being in the Green Zone in Baghdad; however, we all sign on the dotted line, and we all know what we’re in for. When you work in the foreign service as a diplomat, you know that there’s always a chance you’re going somewhere dangerous. If you can’t do that job, you should find another line of employment.

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Jesus Christ!

by Michael D.|  November 3, 20071:07 pm| 60 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

Your mandatory stupid news story of the day.

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Late Night/Early Morning Insomnia Post

by Michael D.|  November 3, 20072:22 am| 47 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

It’s 3:30am (Eastern.) Give me something to read.

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Beer Blogging

by Michael D.|  November 2, 200711:17 am| 108 Comments

This post is in: Beer Blogging

If you want a good case of beer on the cheap, try J.W. Dundee’s Craft Pack. In Atlanta, it’s less than $10. Probably elsewhere it’s more expensive, but the Hefeweisen is great. Also, the Pale Bock tastes like it should sell for $5 a bottle on its own. It’s the best tasting cheap beer you can buy (with the exception of the Honey Brown – yuck.) Also, try Fire Station 5. Great product and inexpensive**, and they also have a variety pack.

If you want advice on either choosing a good beer, or making your own (beer or wine) let me know. I know my shit!

** When I say inexpensive, I’m talking from a Canadian point of view, where beer is mostly at least $20 a dozen. For example, Budweiser in New Brunswick is $21.99.

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Dog the Negro Hunter

by Michael D.|  November 2, 20079:11 am| 38 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

Duane “Dog” Chapman, who makes an ass of himself on A&E on a regular basis, has really stepped in it this time:

A&E has suspended production on its hit reality series Dog the Bounty Hunter in light of some—to put it mildly—racially insensitive remarks its star looks to have made during a phone conversation with his son Tucker, a recording of which was duly posted online by The National Enquirer.

Now, when you hear “The National Enquirer,” you are immediately skeptical, but I heard this tape:

“I’m not taking a chance…not because she’s black but because we use the word n—– sometimes here. I’m not going to take any chance ever in life of losing everything I’ve worked for 30 years because some drunken n—– heard us say n—– and turned us into the Enquirer magazine…I’m not taking that chance at all never in life. Never…”

Oooops, sorry, the Enquirer got the tape. What. A. Racist. Bigot. It always amazes me that there are still people like this. There’s no place for anything like that ever. Oh! His statement:

“My sincerest, heartfelt apologies go out to every person I have offended for my regrettable use of very inappropriate language,” he continued. “I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger to my son and using such a hateful term in a private phone conversation.

“I was disappointed in his choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character. However, I should have never used that term.”

Got that? He wasn’t disappointed that his son was dating a black person. He was disappointed that his son had a black friend. Huge difference. Yeah. Explains why he didn’t want to go to jail in Mexico though. He probably would have been more comfortable in a lily white jail. What a shithead. I hope his son disowns him.

And kudos to A&E for immediately pulling him off the air!

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Co-Blogging

by Michael D.|  November 2, 20077:31 am| 102 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

Assuming John is still whining about being tired and having to “get things done,” this seems to be a good time for me to step in and introduce myself. Apparently, my one-liner about bathrooms on Hewitt’s cruise was enough to get me an invitation to blog here. That’s sad, but I graciously accepted.

Anyway, about me:

  • I’m an adult learning specialist at a large phone company.
  • I’m a non-heterosexual.
  • I promise to never write posts about “bear culture.” (for more on that, go here.)
  • If you want my opinions on gay issues, this is where I blog about that.
  • I can take a joke about being gay.
  • I think “homophobia” is a stupid word.
  • I’m 37.
  • I ‘m Canadian.
  • I’ve lived in Atlanta for over 8 years.
  • I have a Labrador retriever who could totally whip Tunch in a fight.
  • I am a conservative. In fact, I consider myself to be a Republican. If you think that’s strange (and I don’t blame you) read this.

Finally, this is a question I submitted and I honestly hope gets asked during the CNN Republican YouTube debate!

**Update: Oh, and I have enough of a sense of humor that I can really laugh when I see a Chinese woman on CNN talking about how Hillary has a “chink in her pantsuit.”

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