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Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

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the 10% who apparently lack object permanence

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No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

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They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

He really is that stupid.

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Read a fucking book.

Perhaps some day, over a glass of whiskey that I accept, despite my gastritis, we could talk frankly about this.

mistermix has been a Balloon Juice writer since 2010.

I’m Sorry, Ms. Nasr, It’s Time

by @heymistermix.com|  July 7, 20109:35 pm| 197 Comments

This post is in: Our Failed Media Experiment

Octavia Nasr, who has 20 years of experience reporting on the Middle East at CNN, was canned today over a tweet saying that she “respected” a Hezbollah cleric who died Sunday. Here’s her more-than-140-character explanation:

I used the words “respect” and “sad” because to me as a Middle Eastern woman, Fadlallah took a contrarian and pioneering stand among Shia clerics on woman’s rights. He called for the abolition of the tribal system of “honor killing.” He called the practice primitive and non-productive. He warned Muslim men that abuse of women was against Islam.

I have no idea whether Nasr was any good, but it’s pretty harsh to fire someone over one tweet without a second chance. People typing a sentence or two on the fly are going to fuck up once in a while. If I worked for CNN, I’d tweet a hell of a lot less after this incident.

On the bright side, when Sarah Palin wins in 2012, her whole SOTU is going to be a couple of tweets and a Facebook status update, and I’ll expect CNN to hold her to the same high standard.

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Excuses, Excuses

by @heymistermix.com|  July 7, 20107:39 am| 30 Comments

This post is in: Gay Rights are Human Rights, Assholes

Hawaii Governor Linda Lingle waited until the last minute to veto a civil union bill, supposedly because she was contemplating it deeply. Judging from the stories on this, it looks like she was actually spending time cooking up lame excuses:

“It would be a mistake to allow a decision of this magnitude to be made by one individual or a small group of elected officials,” she said.

Representative democracy is just so damn controversial. Also, too: supermajority!

“I have been open and consistent in my opposition to same-sex marriage, and find that House Bill 444 is essentially same-sex marriage by another name.”

I thought the whole issue with the “sanctity of marriage” was that “marriage” is a sacred sacrament, we can’t force churches to marry gays, blah blah blah. I guess we’re down to the nub of it now: hating homos isn’t just for Sunday, it’s for everyday.

Finally, a big shout out to the Hawaii House of Representatives, which has a 45-6 Democratic majority, yet has chosen not to vote on a veto override.

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The Latest Poutrage

by @heymistermix.com|  July 7, 20106:58 am| 22 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, Flash Mob of Hate, We Are All Mayans Now

I can’t believe Sarah Palin hasn’t tweeted about this yet:

The backstory is that the NASA administrator was interviewed on Al Jazeera and said this:

When I became the NASA Administrator – before I became the NASA Administrator – he charged me with three things: One was that he wanted me to re-inspire children to want to get into science and math, that he wanted me to expand our international relationships, and third, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with predominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering.”

Question: Are you in some sort of diplomatic role .. to win hearts and minds?

Bolden: NO NO, not at all. Its not a diplomatic anything. What it is – is that it is trying to expand our outreach so that we get more people who can contribute to the things that we do – the international Space Station is as great as it is because we have a conglomerate of about 15 plus nations who have contributed something to that partnership that has made it what it is today …”

If the International Space Station is good for anything, it’s outreach and other associated “feel good” bullshit, but FSM help us if Muslims take part in that.

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Mid-Size Russ

by @heymistermix.com|  July 6, 20104:59 pm| 119 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity, Teabagger Stupidity

I’m not a national pundit, so I’m unqualified to properly deconstruct the narrative, but could it be that the reason Russ Feingold is in trouble is that he’s an unpalatable mix of trimmer and righteous prig?

Russ’ trimmer nature is on full display in his most recent campaign ad. Since Russ’s likely opponent is a teabagger, his latest ad touts his fiscal conservative cred, including all the good words ever said about him by organizations like FreedomWorks and Club for Growth.

At the same time, simon-pure Russ is the lone Democrat who won’t vote for the finance reform bill (or even for cloture), because it’s not tough enough. You might think that his holding out just ends up weakening the bill as ever more whorish compromises have to be made with persuadable Republicans, but you’re wrong, according to the great man himself:

In fact, reports indicate that the administration and conference leaders have gone to significant lengths to avoid making the bill stronger. Rather than discussing with me ways to strengthen the bill, for example, they chose to eliminate a levy that was to be imposed on the largest banks and hedge funds in order to obtain the vote of members who prefer a weaker bill. Nothing could be more revealing of the true position of those who are crafting this legislation. They had a choice between pursuing a weaker bill or a stronger one. Their decision is clear.

Which Russ is it: Russ the proto-teabagger? Or Russ the virtuous warrior against the nefarious cabal? I’m confused, and perhaps voters in his state are, too.

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Don’t Hate the Player

by @heymistermix.com|  July 6, 201010:20 am| 40 Comments

This post is in: Teabagger Stupidity

Rand Paul, who campaigned against bailouts and pledged not to take money from politicians who had voted for one, recently took money from a $1,000 a plate fundraiser hosted by Mitch McConnell and other Senators who voted for the bailout.

If you want to join a game, you play by the existing rules, said Aaron Witten of Grayson County, a regional coordinator for Paul.

“That doesn’t mean that once you get into the game, you can’t try to change the system for the better,” Witten said. “He’s just playing the very few parts of the game that he has to to get in.”

If Paul thought he could win without McConnell’s fund-raising, he probably would, but he will need that help against Conway, who is wealthy enough to give his campaign a big financial boost, Witten said.

Since Paul was elected on the “whatever it takes to win” platform, this bit of flexibility shouldn’t present a problem.

In other teabagger news, Sharron Angle is so proud of her previous campaign website that she’s filing a cease-and-desist to keep the Reid campaign from posting a copy.

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Open Thread: Another June Has Gone By

by @heymistermix.com|  July 4, 20102:57 pm| 54 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Here’s a different take on the 4th.

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Sex, Death, Politics, Religion and Fireworks

by @heymistermix.com|  July 4, 20108:49 am| 26 Comments

This post is in: Photo Blogging

Real Americans don’t need fancy museums, because art is all around us. Here are a few examples from the local fireworks stands.

Here’s some political art (click for a bigger image), containing some unflattering commentary on Bush and the Iraq War. Even Real Americans are sick of that guy.

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This one is unremarkable other than to note that it was being sold at a stand run by a local bible-banging evangelical church.

This one is called “Sexxy Rider”. If you click to enlarge, you’ll see that she even has a pole dancing bruise on her leg. (Hat tip to my 15 year-old niece for telling me that and also for making me wonder how the hell she knew it.)

This one wasn’t being sold at the evangelical fireworks stand, but the theme would have been appropriate.

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