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Not all heroes wear capes.

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Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

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A lot of Dems talk about what the media tells them to talk about. Not helpful.

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Soonergrunt wrote at Balloon Juice from 2011-16.

Twitter: @soonergrunt

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Trump is a Goddamned moron, and has no honor.

by Soonergrunt|  September 8, 20169:19 pm| 106 Comments

This post is in: America, Election 2016, Hail to the Hairpiece, Media, Military, Clown Shoes, Our Failed Media Experiment

But you already knew that.
Here’s where it matters.

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Trump is a Goddamned moron, and has no honor.Post + Comments (106)

From one bullshit statement to the next out of his mouth last night, he showed that he does not understand, and doesn’t really care to understand how the world works, how the military works, or how intelligence works.

He lies with a facility that is breathtaking, but as Fareed Zakaria pointed out, Trump is a bullshit artist, and the truth isn’t particularly important to him one way or the other.

He reminds me of that troop who somehow always talks the biggest shit, but is never around for the work details that make up most of a Soldier’s day, or keeps coming up on sick call at SP time. I wouldn’t trust him on shit-burning detail. He’d steal the JP-8 and the TP. He’s the guy who never does anything productive, whose gear is parade field clean, but lobbies for a combat award when an RPG hits the perimeter wall 600 meters away from him while he was in the line at Burger King. And you just know he’ll be telling stories about how terrible it was “in the shit” to the newbies. And he’ll strut around the mall on leave wearing those stupid T-shirts with skulls and M-4s and “MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST” on them.

Every Vet reading this knows the guy, or guys I’m talking about, and every Vet who watched that last night saw the same thing I did. I don’t know how much, if any, it changed anything, but if it did, it didn’t go Trump’s way.  Another thing that I know struck people the wrong way was his sticky man-crush on Vladimir Putin.

Other than those observations, and the observation that Matt Lauer is as useless as tits on a boar hog, the Commander in Chief’s forum was an hour of my life that I’ll never get back.  Of all the things we could have learned, like what do the candidates think about the new nuclear weapons program, what they want to do about the floundering F-35 program, how they’re going to pay for the VA’s burgeoning expenses over the next several decades, or the Army’s program to recapitalize the ground vehicle fleet, or how we’re going to deal with friends and allies in the early years of the 21st century.  Instead we got that crap.

I’m not outraged about Colin Kaepernik

by Soonergrunt|  August 29, 20166:12 pm| 160 Comments

This post is in: America, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, Outrage

I’ve been seeing a lot of stuff on Twitter and Facebook about how Colin Kaepernik insulted Veterans with his refusal to stand for the National Anthem.

I personally am not offended by Kaepernik’s actions. I wish he’d chosen a different method, but only because the substance of his protest, the glaring racial iniquities of policing and the legal system, have been ignored while the outrage machine over his refusal to stand for the anthem has burned up all the oxygen. I honestly had no idea who the guy was before this week. Those glaring racial iniquities of policing and the legal system? That’s the real outrage here, or it should be if you buy into the idea that “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

Speaking for myself, I for one am real Goddamned tired of people appointing themselves to be outraged on my my behalf.

I joined the army for a lot of reasons, patriotism being one of them, but patriotism had little if anything to do with my decisions to re-enlist over and over again. Every place I ever fought, I fought FOR my brothers, the guys to my left and right. If politics entered into it at all, it was because we fought against people who would string up the Colin Kaeperniks of the world for being a racial minority, or for not toeing some religious or political line. So there was always some knowledge and understanding that on some level there was a difference between us, or what we still aspire to but haven’t yet become, and them.

But mostly it was for my brothers. And a paycheck.

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It’s been a while. Love what you’ve done with the place.

by Soonergrunt|  February 16, 20161:40 am| 72 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Open Threads, Rare Sincerity

Tonight I’m interrupting your regularly scheduled blog programming to tell you that a guy with whom I served in combat, Ken William “Wild Bill” Lynn killed himself this morning.

I’ve already had my emotional reaction to it. I’m not posting this for your sympathy. I’m posting this because losing a friend sucks. I’m posting this because Wild Bill left a ton of friends who are now shocked and saddened and hurt and confused. I don’t know why he ended his life. those who had contact with him recently said that he seemed fine. The Army’s suicide prevention training taught me that those who had attempted suicide later reported in interviews that their overwhelming emotions were guilt and futility. Essentially that they felt, right or wrong, that they had fucked something important in their lives up, and that nothing they did could fix that. I know this-somebody out there reading this, whether a Vet or not, may be experiencing these feelings, and I want you to know that there is somebody in your life who will be devastated by your death. Please don’t do this horrible thing. Please reach out to the people who love you. I guarantee that whatever it is that you have done or think you have done, you probably haven’t caused as much pain as killing yourself will do. If you can’t face your loved ones, there are lots of resources out in the world. People who care for you and can help you and want to help you. I was in a real bad way a few months back. Ready to pack it in, gun in hand. I called the VA Crisis Line. They talked me down. The life I have now is radically different than the life I had then, and it’s still not perfect. I have my bad days. But it’s a hell of a lot better than the alternative.

The National Suicide Prevention Hotline— 1 (800) 273-8255

The VA Crisis Line— 1 (800) 273-8255 Option 1 (yes, they are the same number)

And of course, your local 911 service, and your local hospital Emergency Room.

Please.

It’s been a while. Love what you’ve done with the place.Post + Comments (72)

Open Thread

by Soonergrunt|  October 22, 201511:22 pm| 192 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

So Trey Gowdy and the Republicans of the House Select Committee On Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign basically cut their own asses off and gave them to Hillary Clinton, who obligingly handed them their asses right back.

In other news today, A US Special Operator (probably Army Special Forces, but not confirmed) was Killed in Action in northern Iraq accompanying Kurdish forces on a raid to rescue prisoners of ISIS. 75 prisoners were liberated and 15 ISIS fighters were killed and 5 captured in the fighting.

Lincoln Chafee will probably drop out of the Democratic field for 2016 in the next day or so.

The Zombie-eyed Granny Starver will run for, and probably win the Speakership of the House.

 

 

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Open Thread

by Soonergrunt|  October 15, 20159:17 pm| 124 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’ve been doing a lot of hiking here in Salt Lake City and the surroundings.  It’s beautiful here.  Going to do some more this weekend.  I’m starting a new work schedule soon that will allow me every other Friday off.  Work is going well.  I’ve been driving around Utah and parts of western Colorado and southern Idaho for my job.  I’m so glad to be back in the mountains again.  Western Wyoming is also part of my area of responsibility, but I haven’t had any calls up there yet.  I went to Colorado earlier in the week, and I picked up a couple of cases of Fat Tire and 90 Schilling amber ales.  They’re pretty good.  There are local breweries here in SLC, some of them pretty good, but the beer here is on the expensive side.

If you can get out and about before the weather turns chilly where you’re at, I highly recommend you do so.

I haven’t been watching the news much recently, and I don’t notice that I’ve missed much.  I have been rewatching Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and Buffy The Vampire Slayer on Netflix.

What’s on tap for you all this weekend?

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And now for something completely predictable

by Soonergrunt|  October 1, 201510:02 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: Gun nuts, Assholes, Shitheads, Ugh

Adam’s post below is very informative, and you should all go and read it.  Go ahead, I’ll wait.

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And now for something completely predictablePost + Comments (48)

Oh, good, you’re back.

Over the next few days, we are going to see the typical gun-humper responses to these events, all intended to stifle discussion.  Indeed, we’ve already seen them start, within minutes of the first reports of the shooting in Oregon.

“Now is not the time…”   “Don’t politicize this…”   “What about (Chicago/New York/Baltimore)”   “If only there had been more good guys with guns…”  This last one is the current favorite, to my observation

I fucking hate these people.  I’ve known more than a few of them in my life. Almost all of them white, most middle aged, and very very few of them having any fucking clue what they’d do in an active shooter situation, but they all have fantasies of being the guy who stands up, unholsters, takes aim, and delivers righteous justice without hesitation, mercy, or mistake.

As more than one study has shown, that is simply not what will happen.  Few if any Concealed Carriers will even clear the holster before becoming casualties themselves, and in many cases, they will engage other innocents.

It just doesn’t work.

And given their neuroses and wishful thinking, and the general way they come off as inadequate in many respects, this is the video that comes to mind when they spew.  I fucking hate these people.

Evening Open Thread

by Soonergrunt|  September 30, 201510:13 pm| 121 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

Here’s a fresh new open thread for you all.

The Congress has passed a clean Continuing Resolution, so the government won’t shut down until December 11, when they’re going to have another fight over raising the national debt limit.

My new agency is, for the most part, a pretty good gig.  I do love taking long drives to support people in the field who are doing important work protecting our natural resources.  There’s a couple of things I’m not liking, but I won’t go into that.  If everything were perfect all the time, life wouldn’t be an adventure, would it?

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