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Wednesday Afternoon Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  February 1, 202312:40 pm| 325 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Talk About Whatever You Want

These were both sent to me this week.  I probably shouldn’t blow my wad by using them in the same post!  That’s okay, I’m sure I’ll use them both again.

Off to look for nyms to credit.  done!

My niece sent me this one!

This one is from Leslie.  I may just post this one in the comments every time the pedants rear their heads in the comments!

Open thread.

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Here, There & Everywhere

by Anne Laurie|  January 31, 20239:20 am| 154 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Healthcare, Open Threads, President Biden, Proud To Be A Democrat!

On my watch, the great American road trip is going to be fully electrified.

And now, through a tax credit, you can get up to $7,500 on a new electric vehicle. pic.twitter.com/n3iZ9etL4A

— President Biden (@POTUS) January 30, 2023

.@SecBecerra, the first sitting HHS Secretary to visit a @PPFA clinic, is speaking to the group’s DC summit today about what more the Biden admin can do to protect and expand abortion access. pic.twitter.com/3l6kXlnmmZ

— Alice Miranda Ollstein (@AliceOllstein) January 30, 2023

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This year, for the first time in history, the four leaders of the two congressional spending committees are women. https://t.co/Quas8lsh99 pic.twitter.com/xemyRJwpgN

— The Associated Press (@AP) January 30, 2023

Twenty years ago today, @PEPFAR was created. Since then, the American people have provided more than $100 billion to save more than 25 million lives. We remain deeply committed to ending HIV/AIDS by 2030. #PEPFAR20 https://t.co/Sx8Pardvca

— Secretary Antony Blinken (@SecBlinken) January 28, 2023

NEW: A WH official says the administration is sending a group of officials to the funeral of Tyre Nichols funeral on Wednesday including Keisha Lance Bottoms, Mitch Landrieu, Tara Murray and Erica Loewe.

— Eugene Daniels (@EugeneDaniels2) January 30, 2023

Tyre Nichols' parents will attend President Joe Biden's State of the Union address to Congress next month.https://t.co/iuXPVXHMDc

— Laura Litvan (@LauraLitvan) January 30, 2023

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore and
Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott greet Biden after his helicopter landed in Baltimore. Biden’s here to talk about replacing a 150-year-old rail tunnel that Amtrak says is oldest in its system, lacks fire safety systems, suffers from flooding. pic.twitter.com/PYSniwvPPB

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) January 30, 2023

Wes Moore waves when a passing train interrupts his speech in Baltimore.
Modernization of the rail tunnel, renamed Frederick Douglass Tunnel, will be finished in about a decade, @iamwesmoore says pic.twitter.com/Wb8SmEXfOP

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) January 30, 2023

As part of her visit to Fort Drum, @FLOTUS and @DepSecDef are meeting with military spouses and leaders in the military-connected community for a conversation on improving employment opportunities for military spouses — one of Joining Forces’ focus areas. pic.twitter.com/DuyMxoJExW

— Vanessa Valdivia (@vvaldivia46) January 30, 2023

Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Here, There & EverywherePost + Comments (154)

Open Thread: Another Day, Another Crime, Another Grand Jury

by WaterGirl|  January 30, 20237:25 pm| 114 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Talk About Whatever You Want

Grand Jury Convened by Alvin Bragg (NY)

Could this be the week that this comes true?

Open Thread: Another Day, Another Crime, Lawsuit, Grand Jury

Gradually, and then suddenly, or all at once.

Please update your crime trackers:

Election interference (GA)
Fraud (NY)
Sexual Assault/Battery (NY)
Bribery (NY)
Election interference (DOJ)
Obstruction of Justice (DOJ)
Seditious conspiracy (DOJ)

*𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘴

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) January 30, 2023

This list doesn’t seem long enough, surely there is more!

Totally open thread.

 

 

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Open Thread: Only the Best People

by WaterGirl|  January 26, 20233:38 pm| 131 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Talk About Whatever You Want

Another Republican announces candidacy for President of the United States.

Only the best people!

I would definitely make my pregnant wife stand there in high heels.

It’s real:

pic.twitter.com/KfH4m830k0

— Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_) January 26, 2023

Yeah, that’s who I want to be taking that 3 am phone call!

Read about his candidacy here.  (No, really, don’t bother.  No point in linking.)

Looked like we needed an open thread, and this is as good a start as anything.

h/t BC in Illinois

Open thread.

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Thursday Morning Open Thread: {{{{[CLASSIFIED]}}}}

by Anne Laurie|  January 26, 20238:16 am| 161 Comments

This post is in: Information Warfare, Open Threads, Our Failed Media Experiment, Proud to Be A Democrat

Thursday Morning Open Thread:  {{{{[CLASSIFIED]}}}}

(Mike Luckovich via GoComics.com)

News: NARA weighing whether to ask all living former presidents & VPs to review their personal records to verify that no classified materials are inadvertently outstanding > https://t.co/9xlbOw8LT8

— Jacqueline Alemany (@JaxAlemany) January 25, 2023

… The list of former presidents and vice presidents could include former presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter, and former vice presidents Dick Cheney, Al Gore and Dan Quayle.

An adviser to Obama’s office, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak on the record, told The Washington Post on Tuesday that all classified records from his time in the White House had been submitted to the National Archives upon his leaving office and that the agency continues to assume physical and legal custody of Obama’s materials.

The recent discoveries underscore the limitations of the Presidential Records Act, which governs how documents of former presidents and vice presidents are handled. Under the act, the Archives takes ownership of millions of presidential papers from the outgoing president as soon as a new president is sworn in, while items deemed personal go home with the former president. Classified materials are all considered government property, but compliance can be an issue because of the massive volume of materials.

Both Biden and Pence officials have stressed their cooperation and compliance with the Archives and the FBI in recent public statements, while Trump has continued to fume over Jack Smith, the special counsel appointed to oversee the investigation into his mishandling of classified documents. Attorney General Merrick Garland has also appointed a special counsel to investigate Biden’s handling of classified materials…

CNN poll: classified documents story is having no impact on Biden approval rating, but is doing damage to Trump among Republicans. pic.twitter.com/ruVUNP8LfG

— Sarah Reese Jones (@PoliticusSarah) January 25, 2023

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Conservative / ex-Republican experienced user, for some of you to side-eye:

I can remember cases of secret material being with us on official travel, with people being deputized to keep track and collect it after use. I can totally see people messing that up. (My first few months on the job in the Senate, we had a mishandled info moment.) /1 https://t.co/zB7musdLv3

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) January 25, 2023

I can see people mixing files and then putting them in boxes or binders. I bet Biden and Pence did that.

None of this is relevant to Trump, who said “This is mine, and the DOJ can go f*** itself.”

One is a mistake. The other is lawless arrogance. /2

The GOP attempt to excuse Trump for his complete contempt for the law is appalling, but now par for the course. /3x

And also, unlike most folks who deal with classified, politicals have those docs move around with them. The docs go to them, not the other way around. If I wanted stuff in the Senate, I didn't go to a place to read it, I called up and a courier delivered it.

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) January 25, 2023

Are drones really *that* super-secret?

No really, drones are considered classified-at-birth, so they're classified no matter what source they're from. A Super Bowl commercial about drones would be classified.

— Franklin Stove Expropriator (@agraybee) January 25, 2023

Of course, the FTFNYTimes‘ own Peter Baker is *thrilled* to have new hateclick-bait that doesn’t involve ‘just asking questions’ about ‘concerned’ conservative parents looking for an excuse to abuse their non-traditional offspring…

New York Times says that it will make a major issue of Biden's classified documents, regardless of the evidence, just like Clinton's e-mails https://t.co/lVChbpDRXw

— Dean Baker (@DeanBaker13) January 25, 2023

Actual journalist: explain to the public why the two situations are "markedly different" and what that means for the respective cases

NYT political journos: wankfest about their prediction of the optics of it, which they will work hard to make a self-fulfilling prophecy

— Centrism Fan Acct ?? (@Wilson__Valdez) January 24, 2023

Opportunity cost is an economics term. The opportunity cost of any decision is the benefit of the next best thing that you had to give up to do the thing you decided to do. The opportunity cost of hiring Peter Baker was not hiring an actual journalist to write for the NYT.

— Allan Lane (@AllanCLane) January 24, 2023

I mean… If we want to take his “opportunity cost” analysis seriously, it’s as if he’s saying Biden should’ve kept his mouth shut about his own documents and let Trump take all the heat. I guess that’s a political “win” for the NYT.

— Ryan (@rycentennial) January 24, 2023

Meanwhile, the GOP’s theme-setters:

Watters: I mean Pence, seriously. We have this great thing going with Joe. Come on man! pic.twitter.com/EyLZsGq6iL

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 24, 2023

Lest we forget (IOKIYAR)…

The worst handler of confidential documents? The Supreme Court, @JRubinBlogger writes. https://t.co/0Tjrw6O4mM

— Washington Post Opinions (@PostOpinions) January 25, 2023

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Tuesday Afternoon Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  January 24, 20231:25 pm| 241 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Talk About Whatever You Want

What’s everybody up to today?

I thought about watching the hearings in GA today, but decided against it.

The judge is apparently not expected to rule today.

Also apparently, the former guy is having a meltdown about the hearings.

“You having seen the report…decisions are imminent…”

– Fanni Willis to the presiding Judge this morning.

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) January 24, 2023

I am including this tweet, because what day isn’t made better by getting to watch this Nancy SMASH clap clip.

He picked the wrong office to ransack. pic.twitter.com/GyzvmO035b

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) January 23, 2023

What is Nancy SMASH up to these days, other than forcing Ruben Gallego to challenge Sinema for the AZ senate seat?

Open thread.

 

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Saturday Night Slap-Fights Open Thread: Biden’s SEEEEEKRIT Documents

by Anne Laurie|  January 21, 20237:26 pm| 82 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Our Failed Media Experiment, President Biden

This morning, the @washingtonpost published an exhaustive investigation of the Biden classified docs story by some of its best reporters showing that Biden’s lawyers and aides did everything right, and nobody noticed. https://t.co/KGpCHdRNXc

— Peter Sagal (@petersagal) January 20, 2023

Our Failed Major Media may’ve spent four years badly underestimating the damage TFG was doing to national security, but by gawd they’re gonna make up for it by chewing on President Biden’s ankles now. Both sides!, the signature call of the Media Village Idiots as they flock up…

They alerted the Archives. They alerted the DOJ. Nobody without clearances handled the documents. They made no statements for fear of being accused of interfering with the inquiry. Etc.

— Peter Sagal (@petersagal) January 20, 2023

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No one would be this transparent & correct unless they had something even darker & more horrifying to hide /s https://t.co/3OX803eGpX

— chatham harrison is tending his garden (@chathamharrison) January 20, 2023

That’s because today’s White House reporters would rather have you focus on their whiny shit instead…https://t.co/3If9I5NJiD
Today’s White House reporters don’t want the boring truth. They want juicy, gossipy click-bait headlines. They all miss the Trump circus atmosphere!

— post.news/donnayoungdc @[email protected] (@DonnaYoungDC) January 20, 2023

At its best the NYT is the best newspaper in the country. But it’s often far from its best, & puts out a fuckton of craptacular garbage. The Washington Post, however, seldom is as bad as the NYT

But when the WaPo is horrible it’s usually Michael Scherer, Annie Linsky, or Viser https://t.co/F4MKwjtI81

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) January 20, 2023

FTFNYTimes, of course, cannot allow this challenge to go unanswered:

I apologize for being crude, but I honestly can’t think of another way to summarize my reaction, so I’m just gonna go with it:

What the fuck did I just read? pic.twitter.com/dibGXgpe1f

— Magdi Jacobs (@magi_jay) January 20, 2023

68 Days of Silence: Why the White House Stayed Mum on Classified Documents

the white house not making a public announcement about an investigation that they have been participating in entirely in good faith because they didn’t think there would end up being anything to announce is not an especially juicy story

— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachi) January 20, 2023

My gut says they're pissed they didn't get any leaks or scoops. What they want is normalcy, & to them "normalcy" means both a competent, earnest government, & ample opportunities for reporters to take potshots at & stoke drama around that government. They want Bill Clinton back.

— chatham harrison is tending his garden (@chathamharrison) January 21, 2023

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