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Exciting Site News

by John Cole|  October 14, 20203:13 pm| 47 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Pet Blogging, Pet Calendar, Pet Rescue

The next pet charity has been chosen and I think you all are going to love it. I’m very excited and I think it is just a perfect fit for us, and we’ll have a big reveal tomorrow after we finalize a few details.

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Submit Your 2021 Pet Calendar Pics – Deadline Coming Up

by WaterGirl|  October 14, 202012:15 am| 14 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Pet Calendar

Submit Your 2021 Pet Calendar Pics – Deadline Coming Up

2021 BJ Pet Calendars will be available to order this year by December 1.

This post is the for the night crew.

People asked for the BJ Pet Calendar to be available before February this year :-) so that means everything has to start earlier.

To start the process, simply send email to pet-calendar or to watergirl.  If you need more info about the exact email addresses, check out Contact Us in the white bar up top, for details.

Your message should include:

  1. your nym
  2. the names of all your pets that are going to be in the calendar

Details will be sent to you by email once you send the email with your nym and pet names.

Please let us know by Oct 15 that you plan to send photos in, and the names of your pets.  If your dog ate your homework, you can have an extension until Sunday, Oct 18.

Beth needs time to work with the pics on the design, so fair warning: we are going to have to be more firm about deadlines in order to have the calendars available to order by December 1.

Even without all the pictures, knowing how many entries there will be allows Beth to get started on the design!

The we-really-mean-it-last-date for submitting your pictures is Nov 1.  For real.

We have 170 188 pet names for the calendar so far!  (Including Mr. Bear, top left, and Miss Willow, top right.)

I have sent the upload link to everyone who has sent an email message.
If you have not received an email reply from me, please send another message.

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Submit Your 2021 Pet Calendar Pics

by WaterGirl|  October 10, 20203:45 pm| 35 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Pet Calendar

Kind of a slow Saturday here, looks like we are worn out.   I can’t imagine why!

This might be a great time to go through your photos and select your pics for the 2021 BJ Pet Calendar.

Site Update: We Made ANOTHER Change, Please Check Your Devices and Report In

We have a new system this year. 

It’s a 4-step process, start to finish.  (for you)

  1. start the process by sending an email message
  2. use the link we supply to upload your files
  3. check for your nym and names of your pets in the spreadsheet we’ll post later on BJ
  4. notify us if anything is incorrect

Details will be sent to you by email once you send the email with your nym and pet names.

We have 120 150 pet names for the calendar so far!

…..

To start the process, simply send email to pet-calendar or to watergirl.  If you need more info about the exact email addresses, check out Contact Us in the white bar up top, for details.

Your message should include:

  1. your nym
  2. the names of all your pets that are going to be in the calendar

…..

Calendars will be available to order by December 1.

Beth needs time to work with the pics on the design, so fair warning: we are going to have to be more firm about deadlines in order to have the calendars available to order by December 1.

Please let us know by Oct 15 that you plan to send photos in, and the names of your pets.  Even without all the pictures, knowing how many entries there will be allows Beth to get started on the design!

The we-really-mean-it-last-date for submitting your pictures is Nov 1.  For real.

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Submit Your 2021 Pet Calendar Pics by Oct 15

by WaterGirl|  October 3, 20205:35 pm| 39 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads, Pet Calendar

Since there’s nothing else going on (!!!) maybe this would be a good time to go through your photos and submit your pics for the 2021 BJ Pet Calendar.

21 people have started the process by sending in their email, and we have 75 pet names for the calendar so far!

Just send email to pet-calendar or to watergirl.  If you need more info about the exact email addresses, check out Contact Us in the white bar up top, for details.

Seeing someone yawn is supposed to be relaxing, so Henry is here to help you shift gears.

I actually caught myself yawning as I added Henry as the featured image, so that apparently isn’t just an old wives tale.

…..

Cliff Notes, in case you missed the Pet Calendar post:

Here’s the Plan:

Calendars will be available to order by *December 1. That’s the hope/plan, anyway!

Beth needs time to work with the pics on the design, so fair warning: we have to be tough about deadlines in order to have the calendars available to order by December 1.

Please get your pet pics in by October 15, which is less than two weeks from today.

Extension through Nov 1 are available if your pet is dressing up for Halloween, IF you let us know ahead of time, and IF you get us your pics the next day.

For non dress-up pets, you get an extension through Nov 1, but please let us know by Oct 15 that you plan to send photos in.

We have a new system this year. 

It’s a 4-step process, start to finish.  (for you)

  1. start the process by sending an email message
  2. use the link we supply to upload your files
  3. check for your nym and names of your pets in the spreadsheet we’ll post on BJ
  4. notify us if anything is incorrect

Details will be sent to you by email once you send the email with your nym and pet names.

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