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Kiss My Black Ass

KMBA Watch

by Tim F|  February 5, 20071:11 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass

Budget edition.

Bush’s spending plan would make his first-term tax cuts permanent, at a cost of $1.6 trillion over 10 years. He is seeking $78 billion in savings in the government’s big health care programs — Medicare and Medicaid — over the next five years.

Washington Post:

The president’s budget would also reduce spending for Medicare and Medicaid, the federal government’s health programs for the elderly and the poor, by about $100 billion over five years. And it would provide insufficient extra cash to maintain coverage for poor children currently enrolled in the Children’s Health Insurance Program.

A more moderate series of proposals failed to pass the 109th Congress, which had a Republican majority. I will let the readers guess what the hell the president was thinking.

via Steve Benen.

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Cynicism Works

by Tim F|  January 30, 200711:58 am| 42 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass, Republican Stupidity

Cause:

Like a retreating army, Republicans are tearing up railroad track and planting legislative land mines to make it harder for Democrats to govern when they take power in Congress next month.

Already, the Republican leadership has moved to saddle the new Democratic majority with responsibility for resolving $463 billion in spending bills for the fiscal year that began Oct. 1.

Effect:

Democrats unveil massive spending bill

WASHINGTON – Democrats have unveiled a massive spending bill combining the budgets of 13 Cabinet agencies with increases in aid for lower-income college students, while cutting President Bush’s funding requests for foreign aid and closing military bases.

Contrary to popular opinion it turns out that Republicans are good at something. Too bad it isn’t governing.

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Plenty Of Fingers To Go Around

by Tim F|  December 19, 20069:20 am| 229 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass, War

It strikes me that the president’s determination to throw more troops into Iraq or as I call it, break the army requires giving the finger to a remarkable number of different groups of people. Start with the new Democratic majority, who the president has maneuvered to shut out entirely from Iraq decisionmaking. That might mean more if anybody could come up with an instance when the President has not given Democrats the finger. It’s just who he is. More interesting to me is the number of folks who are unaccustomed to getting flipped off by the C-in-C.

* The Joint Chiefs.
* The American people. Only 11-12% support the troop buildup that the president is proposing. Mark Foley polled better than that.
* The ISG. Considering poppy’s influence on this group via Baker, we should take this as the President reiterating his position that dad can pound salt.
* Think that the president’s own party wants to re-fight 2008 on the same strategic ground as ’06? I don’t.

Josh Marshall asked a while back, “who’s for this exactly?” John McCain and Joe Lieberman should count for something. The rightwingosphere will hang on for awhile if only because libruls want the opposite. Laura and Barney, and Barney is open to debate.

Eventually true statesmen recognize that their historical moment has passed and subsume their ego to the good of the country. LBJ did it. Sadly, I think that we can all acknowledge that Bush is not LBJ. Recognizing failure is not in his lexicon. The idea of Bush subsuming his ego to anything is laughable. The fighting will go on, the army will break and the political ground will continue getting worse for Republicans until they find some way to pull the plug.

Particularly note that last bit – when it comes to personal gratification versus the good of his own party the President has no qualms about choosing the former over the latter. Ask any ex-Congressman whether he or she would have preferred to see Rumsfeld gone sooner.

I have no doubt that Bush was dead serious when he said that he would go on with nobody but Laura and Barney at his back. So what does his party plan to do about it? There is really only one option at their disposal and it ends with president Pelosi. Stipulated that things that can’t go on generally don’t, nonetheless my money says that America can limp through at least two more years of a Potemkin occupation, broken army and all. Then a massive Democratic majority can define Pyrrhic victory while cleaning up what Bush broke.

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Comity Watch

by Tim F|  December 6, 20065:02 pm| 26 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass, Republican Stupidity

Congress edition.

Like a retreating army, Republicans are tearing up railroad track and planting legislative land mines to make it harder for Democrats to govern when they take power in Congress next month.

Already, the Republican leadership has moved to saddle the new Democratic majority with responsibility for resolving $463 billion in spending bills for the fiscal year that began Oct. 1. And the departing chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee, Rep. Bill Thomas (R., Calif.), has been demanding that the Democrat-crafted 2008 budget absorb most of the $13 billion in costs incurred from a decision now to protect physician reimbursements under Medicare, the federal health-care program for the elderly and disabled.

Funny how our national guardians of the civility chalice tend to ignore spiteful behavior that actually has an impact on how our country runs. Is this crap really that much harder to comment on than society-page gossip about Nancy Pelosi disliking Jane Harman? Paging Atrios…

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Comity Watch

by Tim F|  November 15, 20063:42 pm| 18 Comments

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Bush seems determined to get some real mileage out of the waning weeks of his Congressional majority. First it was John Bolton and the domestic wiretapping acts, not it’s a panel of judges so far out there that even Republicans have their doubts:

After calling for bipartisanship, President Bush surprised Senate Democrats with plans to renominate a controversial list of judges – some of whom may be unacceptable even to a few Republican senators. “It’s an unfortunate signal,” said one senior Democratic Senate aide.

[…] Lawmakers and others had been waiting to see whether Bush would renominate four particularly controversial appeals court candidates whose nominations had expired without Senate action. He did. The four include two nominees to the Fourth Circuit in Richmond: Terrence Boyle, a district court judge in North Carolina and a former aide to Sen. Jesse Helms, and Defense Department General Counsel William Haynes, who became a symbol of the Bush administration’s policies on terrorism, interrogations and other wartime powers. In addition, William Myers, a lobbyist and critic of environmental rules, was renominated for the Ninth Circuit in San Francisco, and Michael Wallace of Mississippi, rated unqualified for the appeals court by an American Bar Association panel, was renominated for the Fifth Circuit in New Orleans.

Looks like last Wednesday’s open hand of bipartisanship really was a finger. Fortunately these gestures mostly amount to one angry has-been raging, raging against the dying of his light. With Trent Lott now #2 in the Senate GOP the president won’t find many friends in either caucus, in either house. Sad times for a guy whose image begins and ends with projecting strength.

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Comity Watch

by Tim F|  November 10, 20062:41 pm| 93 Comments

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Jonah Goldberg:

I think James Baker and Dick Cheney should take Bush out to the woods around Camp David. After 24 hours in a sweat lodge, he should be given only a loin cloth, a hunting knife and a canteen of water. Bush should then set out to track and kill a black bear, after which he should eat its still beating heart so he can absorb its spirit. He should then fly back to Washington in Marine 1. His torso still scratched from the bear’s claws, his face bloodied and steaming in the November chill, he should immediately give a press conference at which he throws the bearskin on the front row of the press corps, completely enveloping Helen Thomas, declaring, “I’m not going anywhere.”

This will send important messages to Democrats and well as to our enemies overseas, who are no doubt high-fiving as we speak.

Leaving aside that Goldberg has seemingly gone feral, this says quite a lot about what to expect from the president and his remaining supporters.

Let’s outline the president’s current situation. Bush has gleefully broken any number of laws for which he has escaped accountability only because the faintest hint of oversight would have killed off the past Republican Congress faster than sunlight to a vampire. Now, unexpectedly (no doubt Rove spun convincing yarns about a lasting majority), oversight is on its way. In spades. The question isn’t whether the president has any Watergates hiding in his closet but how many and how long before the first documents spin their way into the press. The boy president understands as well as anybody that there’s trouble coming down the pike.

This makes the administration’s Nixon fixation timely and more than a bit ironic. Cheney, Addington and the rest took from Watergate the comically misinformed idea that Nixon gave up too easily, which helps explain the veep’s remarkably thorough refusal to share information of any sort. The makeup of Cheney’s energy panels, the names of the Vice President’s staff, his daily schedule, all disappear into the black hole. But, contra Addington’s addled assertions, fighting would have done Nixon no good when he could only look forward to losing an impeachment trial. Nixon resigned because he knew that he had hemorrhaged too much support to keep himself afloat any longer.

Maybe Bush will settle for following the Dems’ lead in the hopes that he can ride out two years without anything impeachable coming to light. It might even work. But if trouble comes Bush can expect precious little from moderate Republicans who haven’t yet been booted by primary challengers or the electorate at large. For the two wooden nickels it’s worth Bush’s only support will come from the fire-breathing partisans represented by Goldberg’s paean to combative peevishness, the angry right who cannot or will not adjust to life in the minority. In comedy they say play to who’s laughing. Right now beside scattered chuckles from Jonah Goldberg and Hugh Hewitt the room sits in a cold, stony silence.

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KMBA

by Tim F|  November 9, 20066:32 pm| 31 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass, Republican Stupidity

So I came up short on what Bush would say in his Wednesday press conference. That’s cool. With the right seasonings crow isn’t half bad. Maybe he will even match words up with deeds, but don’t count on it it. We have seen the president rhetorically turn on a dime before. Changing his act will take a lot more work.

Of course Dick Cheney, considered Batman to the president’s affable, dim Robin, didn’t bother with conciliatory words. Don’t expect pleasantries from a guy whose governing philosophy revolves around the idea that Nixon gave up too easily and don’t expect diplomacy from a guy who views every conflict as a savage death struggle between implacable foes. The first subpoena to slide under Cheney’s undisclosed door will kick off a scrap that won’t settle until Bush’s SCOTUS picks have had their say, if then.

Maybe with Rumsfeld gone Cheney will have a harder time spreading his murk around Washington. That assumes the existence of a compassionate president beneath the naked machiavellianism championed by Rove and the Veep, one who can finally take advantage of the dark pair’s weakened state to express his basic humanity. Could be, but it’s been twenty-four hours since Bush extended his open hand to the Democrats and already we have two reasons to think that he meant to extend a finger.

One:

Word has just reached me from a well-placed source that the White House has continued to push John Bolton’s confirmation prospects as US Ambassador to the United Nations despite the election outcome.

Another highly placed source has informed me that in just a few minutes Senator Lincoln Chafee is calling a press conference to state categorically that he will not support John Bolton’s confirmation in the upcoming lame duck session.

Two:

For the new 110th Congress, a long-overdue investigation of warrantless eavesdropping seems far more likely than legalization of it, to put it mildly. For that reason, the President made clear in a Rose Garden speech today that he wants Congressional action taken on that bill during the lame duck session, to convene before Democrats take over in January.

Kiss my black ass indeed. Or for the sake of brevity, KMBA. Expect to see it often.

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