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Mitt Romney and the NAACP: Heavily-Edited Campaign Ad of LIES

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  July 26, 20125:18 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass, Romney of the Uncanny Valley, Seriously

So, remember how Mitt Romney went and gave a speech before the NAACP, he got booed, and he stood there looking like his emotions processor chip had malfunctioned? And then later, he essentially called black people lazy because they want free stuff?

It was like, two weeks ago — how can you not remember?

Let’s recap:

First, Romney went and gave a speech before the NAACP and he got booed.

Then, Romney went on Fox News and said he has double-seekrit black supporters.

Then Romney went to a fundraiser in Montana and talked smack about black people. As Zandar aptly put it:

Because it seems to me Mitt Romney here is saying that black voters only care about getting free stuff, and that he’s more than happy to advance the most awful stereotypes about the “lazy welfare parasites” of black culture while dripping with privilege himself. More importantly, it reveals that Romney was never interested in speaking to black America, but speaking down to us, which is a huge difference if you’ve ever been in a situation like that. Of course Romney was going to get booed when his speech was laden with red state red meat and delivered in a tone where the Superior White Male is telling us Poor Dumb Black Folk what we need to know, and if we knew what was good for us, we’d vote Republican.

Now, Mittens is doing what he does best — lying his ass off:

Mitt Romney’s speech at the NAACP was defined in the media by the resounding chorus of boos he elicited from the crowd. Campaign staffers had a different interpretation, insisting that he received “thunderous applause over and over again.”

Reflecting this idea, the campaign’s new video targeting African American voters, “We Need Mitt Romney,” rewrites history by splicing together Romney’s speech with shots of a couple audience members nodding as if in agreement.

[full post at ABLC]

Mitt Romney and the NAACP: Heavily-Edited Campaign Ad of LIESPost + Comments (22)

Romney Campaign Accuses President Obama of Being Black

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  July 25, 20124:25 pm| 112 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass

Here are the money quotes piercing dog whistles from the Romney campaign’s Failure Across the Pond (which anibundel flagged here):

“In contrast to President Obama, whose first instinct is to reach out to America’s adversaries, the Governor’s first impulse is to consult and co-ordinate and to move closer to our friends and allies overseas so they can rely on American constancy and strength,” one told the Telegraph.

“Obama is a Left-winger,” said another. “He doesn’t value the Nato alliance as much, he’s very comfortable with American decline and the traditional alliances don’t mean as much to him. He wouldn’t like singing ‘Land of Hope and Glory‘.”

“We are part of an Anglo-Saxon heritage, and he feels that the special relationship is special,” the adviser said of Mr Romney, adding: “The White House didn’t fully appreciate the shared history we have”.

Let’s break this down:

President Obama’s mother was white, Irish, and descended from English muckity-mucks, and his father was Kenyan and descended from African muckity-mucks. (It’s true– I looked it up in the internets and everything.)

Mitt Romney, on the other hand, is descended from Mexicans, Mormons, and some fucking microchips. (He may be descended from some other stuff, but The Internet didn’t really have much to say about it, and quite frankly, I didn’t really look because he’s a goddamn killer robot and you can’t convince me he’s not.)

Just so we’re clear: President Obama is descended from English royalty and tribal chiefs of a country that was a British colony. Mitt Romney, on the other hand, is descended from a microchip and its sister wives.

[full post at ABLC]

Romney Campaign Accuses President Obama of Being BlackPost + Comments (112)

Dear Mitt Romney, Please Stop Embarrassing Me

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  July 24, 20128:20 pm| 162 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass, Romney of the Uncanny Valley

I have a goddamn headache and can’t take much more of today. Fortunately, anibundel flagged this nugget of racist Romney bullshit at ABLC:

Dear Mitt Romney,

I am half British. My father is a first generation immigrant–but that’s ok, because he’s the right kind of immigrant with a public school education. Our family goes across the pond as often as we can afford it.

But when I see this:

I want to fall through the floor.

Do you think they’re stupid over there? No, they hear you, just the same as the rest of us. Do you have any idea how it was to be over their in 2005, and finding oneself in pubs having to explain why in gods name we re-elected Bush? The last thing in the world I want next summer is to find myself over there having to explain YOU.

In short, if you’re going to bait for the benefit of the racist old white people who are scared of the second decade of the 21st century they’ve woken up to, please do here at home, quietly, where the rest of the world can’t hear you. You’re EMBARRASSING me.

Sincerely yours,

anibundel

I just can’t.

Dear Mitt Romney, Please Stop Embarrassing MePost + Comments (162)

Romney Surrogate John Sununu Calls Obama an Unamerican Pot Smoker

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  July 17, 20122:44 pm| 60 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass, Assholes, Clown Shoes, Romney of the Uncanny Valley

The Romney campaign needs to get a hold of its surrogates and maybe shake them a little.

This morning, John Sununu went on a multi-network tirade against President Obama, saying that the president “doesn’t know how America works” because he spent his early years in Hawaii smoking something.”

On MSNBC, he claimed that he wished President Obama would learn how to be an America.

Then on Fox News, his brain up and vomited into his mouth.

Romney Surrogate John Sununu Calls Obama an Unamerican Pot SmokerPost + Comments (60)

Geraldo Rivera is Saying Stupid Things About Trayvon Martin Again

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  July 13, 20126:58 pm| 88 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass, Stuff About Black People Written By a Black Person

Im going to need people to stop saying stupid shit about the Trayvon Martin shooting. I’m looking at you, Geraldo:

“I was right about the hoodie wasn’t I,” said Rivera. “I hate to brag, but I got criticized by every pundit in America when I said Trayvon Martin would be alive today but for the fact that he was wearing thug wear – he was wearing the hoodie. Turns out now that we look at George Zimmerman’s interviews with the police; he didn’t profile Trayvon Martin because he was black, he profiled him because he was wearing a hoodie.”

“The headline is: Zimmerman is not a racist. Trayvon Martin would be alive today if he wasn’t wearing thug wear, if he wasn’t wearing that hoodie,” said Rivera.

Geraldo Rivera is Saying Stupid Things About Trayvon Martin AgainPost + Comments (88)

Romney Tells Fox News He Has Secret Black Supporters

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  July 11, 20125:43 pm| 40 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass, Stuff About Black People Written By a Black Person

Apparently, Romney seems to think that black folks really do love him — they’re just afraid to say so in public. He claims that after the NAACP speech, he was approached by black leaders — who presumably were blinking Morse code at him during the speech to show their support, but Romney couldn’t understand them because his decoder chip was malfunctioning — and these Negroes gave him a hearty clap on the shoulder and said there’s an underground lair of black Romney supporters somewhere.

Or something.

Romney Tells Fox News He Has Secret Black SupportersPost + Comments (40)

Romney Surrogate Ted Nugent: ‘Maybe it Would Have Been Best if the South Won the Civil War’

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  July 8, 20125:00 pm| 68 Comments

This post is in: Crazification Factor, Kiss My Black Ass, Fucked-up-edness, Peak Wingnut Was a Lie!, Romney of the Uncanny Valley, Serenity Now!, Seriously

Ted Nugent is talking again, and he’s saying things – crazy things.

He’s saying wistful things about the Civil War and how it might have been better if the South had won.

He’s saying other stupid things, too.

Romney Surrogate Ted Nugent: ‘Maybe it Would Have Been Best if the South Won the Civil War’Post + Comments (68)

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