Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

The republican caucus is already covering themselves with something, and it’s not glory.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

White supremacy is terrorism.

Ron DeSantis, the grand wizard, oops, governor of FL

If you are still in the GOP, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

People are complicated. Love is not.

Republicans in disarray!

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

We’re not going back!

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