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Crock Pot Craziness

Joe the Plumber Wants to Start Shooting Mexicans at the Border

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  August 14, 20121:46 pm| 61 Comments

This post is in: Crazification Factor, Crock Pot Craziness, Gun nuts, Fucked-up-edness

Because what we need in this era of mass shootings and gun-toting nutbags is for some idiot running for Congress to encourage self-appointed border patrollers in Arizona to act like murderous assholes:

At two separate events in recent days, Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher has proposed to “put a damn fence on the border going to Mexico and start shooting.” 

Wurzelbacher first made the remarks during a campaign rally for Arizona Republican state Rep. Lori Klein on Friday, according to video published by Prescott eNews.

“For years I’ve said, you know, put a damn fence on the border, going to Mexico and start shooting,” he insisted.

Wurzelbacher then repeated the remarks at a so-called “Patriot Rally” with Klein on Saturday.

“I’m running for Congress. How many congressmen or people running for Congress have you heard, put a fence up and start shooting? None? Well you heard it here first. Put troops on the border and start shooting, I bet that solves our immigration problem real quick.”

Klein refused to condemn Joe the Doucherocket’s call for border violence, but that’s not surprising coming from a woman who thinks that Hispanic students eschew education for thuggery, and who likes to point her pink gun at people’s chests.

[read full-post at ABLC]

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Rep. Steve King thinks diversity is stupid, and wants you to speak English, dammit.

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  August 2, 20128:48 pm| 65 Comments

This post is in: Crock Pot Craziness, Assholes, Bring on the Brawndo!

Diversity is destroying the very fabric of our society.

Rep. Steve King held a press conference today after a hearing on his bill to make English the official US language. He seems thinks that the bill will help us speak with a “common voice,” and that those of us who champion diversity and multiculturalism are ruining everything.

You can laugh. I did.

Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) said Thursday that diversity has never been America’s strong suit, so lawmakers should pass his bill to make English the official U.S. language in the name of unifying the nation.

“One of the great things about America is we’ve been unified by a common language. That common language, of course, is English,” King said during a press conference on his bill. “Our language is getting subdivided by some forces of the federal government. It is time to speak with a common voice.”

King talked to reporters just after the House Judiciary Committee’s Subcommittee on the Constitution held a hearing on his measure, which would require all federal government communications, including voter and ballot materials, to be conducted in English. His proposal would also nullify a Clinton-era requirement that federal agencies provide interpreters for non-English speakers for certain activities.

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The bill has no chance of becoming law, but it has come under fire from immigration activists who say it would isolate immigrant populations. Others have charged that groups pushing for the bill are racist.

King pushed back on both charges and said his bill is aimed at bringing the country together. After all, he said, diversity has never been America’s strong point.

“The argument that diversity is our strength has really never been backed up by logic,” King told The Huffington Post. “It’s unity is where our strength is. Our Founding Fathers understood that. Modern-day multiculturalists are defying that.”

The Iowa Republican called it “offensive” that anyone would say his bill has racist overtones, particularly when talking about a society “as inclusive as America.”

“They should be specific about that rather than just hurl that out there,” he said of people who make racist claims about his bill. “That divides people.”

“Inclusive.” Riiiight. The thing is, Steve, is that you’ve already informed us what your ideal society would look like, and it has fuck-all to do with inclusivity.

[full post at ABLC]

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Scalia, the Second Amendment, and the Right to Bear Hand-Held Rocket Launchers

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  July 29, 20122:34 pm| 67 Comments

This post is in: Crock Pot Craziness, Gun nuts

Antonin Scalia is doing a publicity tour for his book or his ego or whatever, and stopped by Fox News Sunday to say some really stupid and dangerous things about how the Second Amendment might limit “frighting” — carrying a huge axe just to scare the shit out of people — but may not limit anything that can be held in your hand — like a rocket launcher.

Yes, that’s right — a fucking rocket launcher:

WALLACE: What about… a weapon that can fire a hundred shots in a minute?

SCALIA: We’ll see. Obviously the Amendment does not apply to arms that cannot be hand-carried — it’s to keep and “bear,” so it doesn’t apply to cannons — but I suppose here are hand-held rocket launchers that can bring down airplanes, that will have to be decided.

WALLACE: How do you decide that if you’re a textualist?

SCALIA: Very carefully.

[full post here]

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Conspiracy Nut Alex Jones thinks the #AuroraShooting was Staged by Obama

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  July 21, 20124:08 pm| 45 Comments

This post is in: Crazification Factor, Crock Pot Craziness, Rumormongering

Alex Jones — whose name is practically synonymous with “9/11 Truther” — is known for being one beer short of a six-pack, so it’s unsurprising that he thinks the Aurora shooting was planned by Obama.

Strap on your tinfoil hats, people, and keep your arms and legs in the vessel at all times.

We’re taking a trip to Crazytown, population: Alex Jones.

[full post here]

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The Libertarian Menance

by @heymistermix.com|  April 17, 201210:26 am| 144 Comments

This post is in: Crock Pot Craziness

Commenter Captain Howdy sent in a gem of a blog post from a Republican candidate for Congress who is incensed that “Ron Paul Libertarians” have taken over her local nominating convention and won’t allow prayers or the Pledge of Allegiance. Here’s a taste:

When I then mentioned that Chris Fields had been advocating, to our Republican college youth, the legalization of pot smoking, this brought loud, lengthy cheering and clapping, and then the announcement that my time was up. I mentioned that President and General George Washington did not advocate pot smoking and that if he did, we probably would not have won the American Revolutionary War.

This is what is going on in your Republican Party folks.

The whole thing is worth a read, if not for the part about the clown in a flag suit, then for the obligatory Nazi reference.

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Abercrombie & Fitch and the ‘Ni-CLANG! Brown’ Pants Affair

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  March 22, 20125:46 pm| 49 Comments

This post is in: Crock Pot Craziness, Seriously

A&F found itself in a bit of hot water today after The Internet found out that it was selling “nigger brown” pants in the UK.  Except they weren’t really, so you can uncream your Twinkie.  (I need to point out that A&F still sucks for trying to turn teenage girls into sex objects.)

I actually laughed when I clicked through to the fake Abercrombie website advertising “nigger brown” cargo pants. Maybe I’ve just hit my fuckery limit this week or something.  I think I’m in some kind of waking coma.

In any event, turns out that Abercrombie doesn’t have control over the website selling ni-CLANG! brown pants, which is being run by some Chinese cats who really need to update their translator software:

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Apparently some chinese website is knocking off A&F clothes, and because whatever translator program Chinese people uses translates “dark brown” into “ni-CLANG!”, these dark brown cargo pants in English-speaking countries turn into ni-CLANG! brown pants in Chinese countries.

I’m still laughing as I write this. I’ve never wanted a pair of ni-CLANG! pants so badly in my life. Why am I finding this so hysterical?

I think I need a drink or four.

[via Gawker]

[cross-posted at ABLC]

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 28, 201211:00 pm| 216 Comments

This post is in: Crock Pot Craziness, Election 2012, Open Threads

So it looks like Mittens won both, and I fail to see how this race is anything but over, much to my chagrin. Hopefully Santorum will stay in to keep making Romney lurch wingnuttier, but that is just a personal dream.

I had one of my all time favorite dinners tonight- a crockpot full of cabbage, potatoes, carrots, some onion, and a ham hock, no seasoning other than a little pepper and a bay leave, just simmering all damned day. So good. I make it all the time, sometimes with a ham hock, other times with corned beef, and I just adore it. My food snob friends accuse me of eating like an Irish pauper, but I think it is just some of the finest eats out there. And other than the fat from the ham hock, it has to be pretty healthy, I think. What is your favorite “poor people’s” food? Got any good recipes?

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