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Recipe Thread: Holiday Gift Ideas

by TaMara|  December 22, 20222:00 pm| 151 Comments

This post is in: Food & Recipes, Open Threads, Recipes

Recipe Thread: Holiday Gift Ideas 1

I finished shoveling, the ducks are tucked away in the bathroom, and everyone else is snuggled down with blankets. It’s NEGATIVE 15 F outside. No wind now, but I guess the wind chill took us down to -55  earlier.  We may get up to a whopping 5 degrees by two-ish. Not our normal weather, that’s for sure.

But this has given me some extra time to do some more baking. These are in the oven right now:

Gluten/flour-free peanut butter cookies, recipe here.

We could not find a time for our annual Cookie Bake/Exchange this year, although we swore we would. We haven’t been able to do it since pre-pandemic. It’s always fun, lots of new recipes and different cookies to swap, but coordinating schedules can be tough. We’ll try again next year. I miss the fun of having everyone in the kitchen baking away. Here are some of the cookies from previous years. Nothing I haven’t shared before, but in case you needed some ideas:

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Chocolate chip, spritz and pecan cookies.

Oatmeal lace cookies

Gluten-Free Chocolate-Walnut cookies that remind me of brownie bites. So very good.

All the cookie recipes are here.  Prefer something salty? How about popcorn and nut recipes (here).

And finally, this year, I took my first shot at making toffee (recipe here). Oh, my, oh, my, probably a very bad idea. I’ve made four batches, with various nuts, and have probably eaten as much as I’ve given away. Sugar. Coma.

Recipe Thread: Holiday Gift Ideas

I’ve got to get back to cleaning and food prep, as guests will be here for Christmas Eve. And tomorrow, when the roads are better, I will have to get out and catch up on work I’m missing today, so I’ll get everything done today that I can. The bread I bake is really good when it does a slow-rise in the refrigerator (develops a good flavor), so I can mix that up this afternoon, and the spinach lasagna is already prepped and in the freezer. And I’ll make up another Cranberry Upside-down Cake for dessert.

What’s cooking in your kitchen this weekend?

Open thread

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Open Thread: Leftovers, the Best Part of Thanksgiving

by Anne Laurie|  November 25, 20225:52 pm| 102 Comments

This post is in: Food & Recipes, Open Threads, Readership Capture

Thrilled to be interviewed by @RashaAlAqeedi at @newlinesmag.

We talked about my new recipe, Thanksgiving vegan biryani, and how immigrants bring their flavors to this American tradition.https://t.co/pumnRD18mX

— MirriamZary 🇦🇫 (@mirriam71) November 24, 2022

…For the Seddiq family of northern Virginia, Thanksgiving is always an event. Immigrants from Afghanistan, they first arrived in America in the 1970s. To accommodate the entire extended family on Thanksgiving, the Seddiqs organize a potluck banquet at a rented hall. Family member Mirriam Zary is a lawyer and well-known food blogger on Instagram and TikTok. Her passion for traditional and contemporary Afghan cuisine is evident in her social media posts. Mirriam believes that, for observant Muslims, the concept of gratitude is never restricted to one day…

As the second and third generations of the Seddiqs came of age in the family’s new country, Mirriam wanted to include both America and Afghanistan in an innovative infusion. Hence “Thanksgiving Biryani” was born. Combining the main rice ingredient with the spices and flavors of fall, such as cinnamon, cardamom, cloves and raisins, along with root vegetables such as butternut squash and carrots, Mirriam creates the perfect balance of the aromas of her two homelands. The dish is vegan but can serve as a side to turkey.

Some families of other immigrant communities take a slightly different approach. Shahed Amanullah, an entrepreneur and developer of the halal food app “Zabiha,” is attending a Thanksgiving banquet hosted by his mother, an immigrant from Pakistan, where only “the traditional American” dishes will be prepared. Shahed describes his mother as a “Thanksgiving purist,” but, since he will be taking on the task of cooking the turkey this year, he insists that he will “spice it up a bit.”…

Puerto Rican Thanksgiving reflects the cultural syncretism of the Caribbean island and its complex relationship to the United States. The traditional turkey would be considered bland in comparison with the endless flavors that abound in Caribbean cuisine, and bland food is no cause for celebration. Nilsa Méndez relocated from Puerto Rico to Chicago several years ago. Thanksgiving for her means gratitude and family, and one way of expressing this is an elaborate method of cooking turkey. For starters, the giant bird lies in a marinade of sofrito — a blend of aromatic ingredients finely chopped and sauteed or braised in cooking oil with various spices. Nilsa then cooks a dish of “arroz con gandules” (rice and pigeon peas, a staple in Puerto Rico). The rice is flavored with a traditional adobo spice mix that consists of granulated garlic, onion powder, salt, black pepper and oregano. It may also contain citrus zest and/or turmeric. The rice is then stuffed in the marinated turkey. The result is a moist, flavorful cut of poultry that needs no gravy for taste and texture…

Thanksgiving is an all-American holiday and one for which, most of the time, there’s little division between different generations of immigrants. Not all families celebrate, but many do. For these families, the changes to the traditional feast seldom face objection or resistance. Infusion and inclusion are accepted as the natural outcomes of immigration.

“Would it be better if we stayed in our villages and guarded the recipes of meals? Maybe,” says Mirriam. “But we didn’t. We are here now and this is our home.”

If you would like the actual recipe, you can watch it here on my YouTube.https://t.co/3UzQjZjP1D

— MirriamZary 🇦🇫 (@mirriam71) November 24, 2022

Dinner will be delayed a bit. We're working on it.https://t.co/2hS5BsNARm

— jeffreyw (@imjeffreyw) November 24, 2022

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Pozole for thanksgiving. pic.twitter.com/S6JQGRtHpB

— Jean-Michel Connard (@torriangray) November 24, 2022

https://t.co/vkJw5dGyCi

— Roy Edroso (@edroso) November 24, 2022

(h/t Ozark Hillbilly)

Oldest cooked leftovers ever found suggest Neanderthals were foodies https://t.co/5z8d64MoO3

— The Guardian (@guardian) November 23, 2022

… “Our findings are the first real indication of complex cooking – and thus of food culture – among Neanderthals,” said Chris Hunt, a professor of cultural paleoecology at Liverpool John Moores University, who coordinated the excavation.

Hunt and his colleagues have even tried to recreate one of the recipes, using seeds gathered from nearby the caves. “It made a sort of pancake-cum-flatbread which was really very palatable – a sort of nutty taste,” Hunt said.

The burned food remnants – the oldest ever found – were recovered from the Shanidar Cave site, a Neanderthal dwelling 500 miles north of Baghdad in the Zagros Mountains. Thought to be about 70,000 years old, they were discovered in one of many ancient hearths in the caves…

“We present evidence for the first time of soaking and pounding pulse seeds by both Neanderthals and early modern humans (Homo sapiens) at both sites, and during both phases at Shanidar Cave,” said Dr Ceren Kabukcu, an archaeobotanist at the University of Liverpool, who led the study.

“We also find evidence of ‘mixtures’ of seeds included in food items and argue that there were some unique preferences for specific plant flavours.”

The research, published in Antiquity, adds to mounting evidence of plant consumption by both early modern humans and Neanderthals, in addition to meat. Wild nuts and grasses were often combined with pulses, such as lentils, and wild mustard.

Hunt said: “Because the Neanderthals had no pots, we presume that they soaked their seeds in a fold of an animal skin.”…

(And yet some complain about the primitive cooking facilities at our in-laws’ gathering.)

(h/t NotMax)

This is no ordinary cake. Composed of three layers of corn bread, interspersed with sweet potatoes, marshmallows, and stuffing, frosted in mashed potatoes & gravy, and finally topped with a Cornish game hen, this cake’s a Thanksgiving feast

(I’d rather eat a Neanderthal pulse flatbread with wild mustard… but that’s just me.)

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Thursday Morning Open Thread: Turkey Day

by Anne Laurie|  November 24, 20226:51 am| 89 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

Thursday Morning Open Thread: Turkey Day

(John Deering via GoComics.com)

We’ll #SeeYouInTheGizmoplex for an AD-FREE Turkey Day! You can still watch our super-sized 10 episodes free on all your favorite platforms, but watching the free stream in the Gizmoplex means no ads. https://t.co/vF5GBcyLuJ #MST3KTurkeyDay pic.twitter.com/AEpOdzZ85d

— Mystery Science Theater 3000 (@MST3K) November 22, 2022

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Every year, our international followers use this video as an opportunity to dunk on Americans. This is the way of things.

In the spirit of togetherness, this year we ask – what extreme cooking technique would a CPSC-like agency warn about in your country?

— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) November 23, 2022

I was honored to talk to some of our outstanding troops to wish them a Happy Thanksgiving. Being away from family and friends during the holidays can be tough, but I am immensely grateful for all our men and women who serve around the globe to defend our country. pic.twitter.com/zLEOzVeIur

— Secretary of Defense Lloyd J. Austin III (@SecDef) November 23, 2022

News from the North:

Final round margins in Alaska:

Senate
Murkowski (R) – 53.7%
Tshibaka (R) – 46.3%

House
Peltola (D) – 54.9%
Palin (R) – 45.1%

— Andrew Solender (@AndrewSolender) November 24, 2022

I for one think it's a good thing that the House GOP offers this daily clarification. If we just had to judge based on their other actions, we might wonder to which country they are loyal and for which god's pleasure they act.https://t.co/I5C4hItcsT

— Popehat (@Popehat) November 23, 2022

Foreign affairs:

BREAKING | Anwar Ibrahim has been confirmed as Malaysia's 10th prime minister.

The swearing-in ceremony is set to take place this evening.https://t.co/ZJL36nKG7R

— malaysiakini.com (@malaysiakini) November 24, 2022


(BBC explainer here)

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Open Thread: I Hear We Used To Have Recipes

by TaMara|  November 13, 20222:27 pm| 96 Comments

This post is in: Food & Recipes, Open Threads, Recipes

I do still cook…honest. But with everything else going on, including a Great Dane puppy who can’t seem to stay out of trouble and a rescued Great Dane that keeps eating stupid things, requiring me to take drastic measures, blogging about food seems to be last on my list of things I need/want to do.

But a dinner party seems a good time to bring out some favorites. On the menu tonight:

Photo from JeffreyW

I KNOW everyone has their favorites when it comes to chili. This is ours. Quick, simple and tasty.

Quick and Easy Chili

  • 1 lb ground beef
  • 3-5 Jalapenos finely chopped (depending on heat)
  • 1/2 green pepper chopped
  • 1/2 sweet onion chopped
  • 2 cloves of garlic crushed and chopped
  • 16 oz V8 Juice (I use the spicy version)
  • 3 cans kidney beans drained and rinsed*
  • 1 can Original Ro-Tel
  • 2 Tbsp chili powder (more as desired)
  • 1 Tsp cumin
  • 1/2 Tsp salt
  • 1/2 tsp ground black pepper
  • 1 tsp paprika

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Brown ground beef and drain. Saute jalapenos, green pepper, onion, and garlic. In a large pot, combine all ingredients and bring to a boil. Lower heat and simmer, covered for at least 30 minutes.

Chili layered with fritos and shredded cheese

In my house, we serve chili with Fritos and shredded cheddar, layered in a bowl – Fritos, chili, cheese, and more Fritos.

Slow Cooker instructions:  Following the instructions above, add everything to the slow cooker, cook on high for 15 minutes, reduce heat to low, and let simmer for 4 to 8 hours.

 

Skillet Cornbread

There are many variations on cornbread, this one is pretty basic.

  • 1 cup flour
  • 2/3 cup sugar
  • 4 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 cup yellow cornmeal
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 cup buttermilk
  • ¼ cup butter or oil

1 large bowl,  cast iron skillet or 9×9 baking dish, greased

Mix together flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt, add cornmeal, mix well. Add eggs, milk, and oil. Beat with a mixer until smooth (do not overbeat). Pour into the skillet or baking dish and bake at 425° for 20-25 minutes. Light brown on top, toothpick should come out clean.

Serve with honey, maple syrup, and a side of collard greens.

This is an open thread. Chat away.

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Late Afternoon Open Thread: How Are You Passing The Time?

by TaMara|  November 8, 20224:40 pm| 155 Comments

This post is in: Food & Recipes, Open Threads, Politics, Recipes

Late Afternoon Open Thread: How Are You Passing The Time?

I mixed up a batch of dough and divided it up between a baguette and rolls. Recipe is here.

Other than that, I’m working with MSNBC on in the background – I’ve turned off the most grating shows, but late afternoon with Deadline White House, I can tolerate.

Trixie had a vet appointment this morning to get bloodwork done for her spay in Dec. And address some other concerns I was having about her. She did great and everything checked out.

Next up for me, cleaning the disaster in the kitchen. I’m a very messy cook. But in my defense, I don’t make anyone else clean up after my mess.

How are you wiling away the hours until we find out if Democracy is going to survive?

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Sunday Mishmash (Open Thread)

by WaterGirl|  November 6, 202210:30 am| 215 Comments

This post is in: Food & Recipes, Open Threads

Pecan Pie Recipe

I have one great pecans in the shell that I got at the farmers market, from the biggest/bet pecan grower in IL.  I am looking for a good pecan pie recipe where you use pecan halves instead of chopped pecans and that isn’t gag-you sweet.  I had the best pecan pie of my life at a memorial for an old friend last year, but I am not calling her husband for the recipe for the pie he baked for her memorial.  I don’t want something from google, but if any of you have a tried-and-true pecan pie recipe, that will make me happy.

Pet Calendar Reminders

It’s not too late to get your pet pics in.  Plus, there are issues with photos from about 20 of you guys, so please go to this thread to see if you are one of those 20 people.  Please reply there if you are one of the 20.

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Here’s mine:

I’m on a Mac running Mojave and I use Safari.  My ad blocking stopped blocking YouTube ads and it’s making me crazy.  Is there anything I can use?  You can’t use Ublock with the recent versions of Safari.

Open Thread!

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Excellent Read: Not-“Unskilled” Labor & Our Dysfunctional Food System

by Anne Laurie|  October 20, 20227:29 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Excellent Links, Food, Show Us On the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You

This is a great example of how low farm wages lead straight into dysfunctional food systems.

On what planet is the most effective way to load multiple tons of goods on a truck "Have someone chuck it in the air 5 gallons at a time"? https://t.co/KMLWOugWSx

— Dr Sarah Taber (@SarahTaber_bww) October 18, 2022

Dr. Sarah Taber is always a worthwhile read, if you’re curious about where our food comes from:

Obviously this wrecks people’s bodies.

But it also takes so long to move the goods that the only way to make it pencil out is pay people nothing.

Hence the myth, “Oh farm jobs just can’t pay well.” 🙄

Nope. That’s from underinvestment, not “farming’s just like that.”

But there are other problems with relying this much on manual labor.

Getting thrown around like this bruises & crushes the product. Crushed, leaky produce makes everything else around it mold too.

Bad handling is a direct cause of food waste!

I appreciate a job well done as much as the next person. People do manual labor jobs with the same skill and precision as professional athletes, and they should get the same recognition for that skill.

But “ooh nice job” recognition doesn’t pay the rent. Manual workers shouldn’t just get oohed and ahhed over when their tiktoks go viral.

They should get paid enough to save and send their kids to school.

And if they were, most of the jobs they have wouldn’t exist anymore.

Jobs like this exist because both the goods and the people throwing them around are disposable. That’s what jobs like this are about.

It’s just weird how fast “respect for workers” bleeds into look-how-much-I-support-the-common-man performances that ignore what those jobs really mean for human lives or supply chains. that is all.

(also this isn’t about OP [original poster], which is a crop physics appreciation post that I support 100%)

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(it’s just some thoughts on how videos of people doing hands-on work tend to get interpreted on social media in general)

There seems to be some confusion in the replies about what I mean by “equipment for this job.”

In this case the tech solution is a conveyor belt. They’re rugged, widely available, & not expensive.

They’re making this guy do this bc they’re too cheap for a conveyor belt.

“There’s manual labor!” =/= “it’s a remote, poor subsistence farm.”

Pay attention to the video. It’s got:

-A big crew
-A truck with 5+ tons of perishable goods. This means reliable roads that lead to a bulk market in 1-2 hrs drive.
-Electric/cell phone towers in the background.

This is a cash crop farm, not a subsistence operation.

And it’s got enough access to infrastructure that it’s clear they don’t use manual labor bc it’s the only option. It’s about low labor costs, not lack of alternatives.

keep the salty replies coming, i live to crush agrarian pipe dreams with basic logistics & labor economics.

Did the asshole caucus just have a meeting or something?

Within the last 1-2 hrs, the angry replies & QTs have shifted to “But what would poor people even DO if we didn’t GIVE them jobs that destroy their bodies.”

I’m sure that if you asked them, all those people would insist they Love & Respect The Common Worker.

But give them the right prompts, & their real thoughts on the poor come spilling out. “They’re dangerous, inadequate, & couldn’t survive without generous patronage of the rich.”

This attitude has a name. It’s called paternalism.

It’s the idea that poor people are fundamentally broken and dependent on wealthier people to “give” them things.

Meanwhile back in real life, it’s wealthy people who can’t survive without poor people giving them labor & advice.

I hope that someday, we can answer the question, How did Homo sapiens survive before rich people arrived to give us all jobs.

Looks like the original video was made in Turkey.

Possibly.

At least, the language associated with it is Turkish. https://t.co/KtH21BietU

— Nobilis Reed (@Nobilis) October 19, 2022

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