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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Wrap It Up

by Anne Laurie|  December 29, 20185:44 am| 174 Comments

This post is in: Faunasphere, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, All Too Normal, Assholes, Clown car

(Matt Davies via GoComics.com)
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This is how the House Republican effort to undermine Mueller by “investigating the investigators” ends. Not with a bang, but with a Friday, buried-in-the-holidays whimper, and one foot out the door. https://t.co/oO0Nhkmg5a

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) December 29, 2018

Per Herb’s CNN article:

… House Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte and Oversight Chairman Trey Gowdy sent a six-page letter Friday summarizing the findings of their joint probe into the FBI and Justice Department, writing that further investigation was needed — including appointing a second special counsel — to examine the “disparate way these two investigations were seemingly conducted.”

Notably, the Republican lawmakers also argued that their investigation was not an attempt to undercut special counsel Robert Mueller — a charge leveled by Democrats throughout the Republican-led investigation…

The letter, which was addressed to acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker, DOJ Inspector General Michael Horowitz and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, marks the conclusion of the yearlong Republican investigation.

The Republican leaders haven’t indicated they’ll put out any kind of supplemental report on their findings, although they do plan to release transcripts of the 19 interviews that were conducted, including with former FBI Director James Comey, former Attorney General Loretta Lynch, former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe and a pair of FBI officials, Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, who were faulted for exchanging anti-Trump text messages…

The Democrats taking over the two committees have said they have no plans to continue the investigation into the FBI, criticizing the probe as a fishing expedition muddying the waters on behalf of the President…

Speaking of invertebrate pests! — a much more pleasant thread:

So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would be in like, a bag or some other contraption to facilitate easy transfer to another container. They were not.

— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) December 29, 2018

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And then I put the box in the upstairs bathroom, the only semi-contained place in the house where I knew the kids and the cats and the dogs wouldn't be able to get at the box and tear it open and unleash 250 hungry crickets into our warm, semi-humid environment.

— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) December 29, 2018

About 20 minutes later I'm back at work on my computer, and I hear my wife in the kitchen: "where are these goddamn crickets coming from." I freely admit I had not kept her fully up-to-date on my cricket purchasing plans.

— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) December 29, 2018

I say "That's a good question. Let me check something." I walk over to the bathroom. I open the door. There are crickets. Everywhere.

— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) December 29, 2018

Of course by this point many had migrated elsewhere. They were in the closet. In the shoes. Making their way downstairs to the playroom. The cats were having what I can only imagine was the greatest day of their lives.

— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) December 29, 2018

I make this information public because if I do not send any tweets tomorrow, it is because my wife murdered me after finding a cricket in our bed in the middle of the night.

And that's the news from Red Lake Falls.

— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) December 29, 2018

For once, it’s worth reading the comments (click on any of the tweets above)…

It is an amazing time when you can have something very similar to a biblical plague delivered to your door by FedEx.

— Nebraskan 83 (@Nebraskan83) December 29, 2018

For completely legitimate, academic, non prank reasons: Was the outside of the box clearly marked? If someone was to receive this package unexpectedly, would they know it contained hours of fun? Asking for my evil twin.

— Paul Pearce (@paul_pearce) December 29, 2018

Great thread, though I'm sympathetic to your plight, certainly. However, in our house the phrase "crickets for the lizard" would be enough to get me murdered. No actual crickets necessary.

— Patrick Moore (@PatrickDallas) December 29, 2018

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Open Thread: If Only the Butterflies Didn’t Have to Die for the GOP’s Sins…

by Anne Laurie|  December 17, 20187:23 pm| 96 Comments

This post is in: Faunasphere, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, All Too Normal, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

Yes this is somewhat comical but it probably only takes a modest % of Trump's base having these realizations to put him in peril in 2020 https://t.co/MGVkfxERtI

— Nick Riccardi (@NickRiccardi) December 17, 2018

… I’m a lifelong Republican who voted for Donald Trump for president in 2016. I want our immigration laws to be enforced, and I don’t want open borders. But Mission is not a dangerous place. I’ve lived here all my life. Here at the National Butterfly Center, 6,000 schoolchildren visit each year. Girl Scouts come here when they camp overnight just a mile or so from the Rio Grande. When the president says there’s a crisis at the border that requires an action as drastic as building a massive concrete wall, he either knows that it’s not true or he’s living in an alternate reality.

Before this controversy, I voted, and sometimes I expressed my political views on Facebook, but this issue got me involved in activism for the first time. I had never gone to a protest in my entire life, but last year, I helped organize one: a four-mile march to the La Lomita Chapel, a historic church on U.S. soil that the wall will block. I also joined a group that succeeded in lobbying the Mission City Council to pass an anti-wall resolution. This is a mostly Democratic area, so these experiences were a little uncomfortable for me. Most of the people I worked alongside were anti-Trump from the start. I mostly kept quiet about my party affiliation and my vote in 2016…

… As I followed the news [last week], I was amazed to find myself agreeing with Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), who called the project “immoral, ineffective and expensive.” Here was a Democrat telling a Republican that a policy would cost too much…

 
And yet, the pundits cry: Fewer, but purer, Republicans!… Trump is the political equivalent of Kaposi’s sarcoma. If the GOP wasn’t suffering from a fatally compromised immune system, his campaign wouldn’t have been able to get traction even *with* Russia’s assistance.

Yeah, at this point in their terms much of the leadership of Bush & Obama’s election teams had plead guilty or were expecting indictment from the special prosecutor investigating their collusion w a foreign adversary, & Jenna/Barbara & Sasha/Malia were likely headed to prison https://t.co/s7yg8NzaFS

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) December 17, 2018

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Monday Morning Open Thread: Cherish the Otter Moments

by Anne Laurie|  December 17, 20184:51 am| 87 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Dolt 45, Faunasphere, Immigration, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republicans in Disarray!, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

This otter teaching a human how to pet it gets me every time pic.twitter.com/wzC7hSAkJ2

— Anna Hughes (@AnnaGHughes) November 27, 2018

Benedict cumberbatch really dives into every role doesn’t he

— Mike (@MDrewmartin) November 29, 2018


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Elsewhere in this misbegotten multiverse…

I’ll keep pointing this out until the rest of you motherf**kers acknowledge it: Donald Trump has lost this argument with the American people. https://t.co/DEt36SjNpH

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) December 16, 2018

Looking ahead to 2020 —>

38% of registered voters say they'd "definitely" or "probably" vote for Trump in his re-election, compared with 52% who would "definitely" or "probably" vote against him — unchanged from Dec 2017 NBC/WSJ poll

— Mark Murray (@mmurraypolitics) December 16, 2018

Keep in mind that his *elect* numbers were also really bad. https://t.co/bBYJAodKsi

— Seth Masket, another political scientist (@smotus) December 16, 2018

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the poll Ronna Romney McDaniel is citing here has Trump's approval at 43%.https://t.co/YU6DRUuOvR

— andrew kaczynski (@KFILE) December 16, 2018

Also in the poll: a reminder that 30-35 percent are completely beyond reason or evidence. https://t.co/350vVFiJW7

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) December 16, 2018

The new numbers are in: pic.twitter.com/wd4b5ev4JI

— Kasie DC (@KasieDC) December 17, 2018

grand juries don't care what Fox News thinks.

Dem chairmen of House committees don't care either pic.twitter.com/wADcd6GwK5

— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) December 17, 2018

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Be the Mongoose

by Anne Laurie|  October 20, 20186:00 am| 228 Comments

This post is in: Election 2018, Faunasphere, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

Good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose pic.twitter.com/fCkPJgavUz

— ᴴᵃʳᵘ⛅ (@Peacharu_) October 18, 2018

This is an older clip, but new to me. If you look carefully, you can see those are teenage boy lions, which explains a lot. The Daily Mail thought it was a marsh mongoose who won the challenge, but I’m not expert enough to judge (although, of course, I want it to be a honey badger).

It's time to hustle, folks. We've got 18 days to go. So grab a friend and find an event near you at https://t.co/5rLmviugTO, and let's help Democrats across the country win big on Election Day.

— Tom Perez (@TomPerez) October 19, 2018

In our polling, Democrats have eliminated the turnout deficit that hobbled them during the Obama era.https://t.co/XffXFdsv6C

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) October 19, 2018

Voting is a lot easier than armed revolution.

Let’s just take the easy way out here.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) October 19, 2018

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Late Evening Diversionary Open Thread

by Adam L Silverman|  October 10, 201811:54 pm| 84 Comments

This post is in: Because of wow., Faunasphere, Nature, Open Threads

For your late evening, Eastern Daylight Time, diversionary enjoyment pleasure.

anyway here’s the most carefree deer in the world prancing along the beach at dawn ? pic.twitter.com/MIKtsOtDYb

— Ian Laking (@IHLaking) October 8, 2018

Open thread!

Late Evening Diversionary Open ThreadPost + Comments (84)

Respite Open Thread: LOOK! ANIMAL MEMES!

by Anne Laurie|  September 27, 20188:06 pm| 90 Comments

This post is in: Faunasphere, Nature & Respite, Open Threads, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

pic.twitter.com/oLbF4DzLVd

— Chalupa Cabra (@chalupa_cabra) August 27, 2018

What a terrible day for Paul Bronks’ twitter feed to go to ‘protected status’. (I sincerely hope it’s temporary.) Apart from @BoringEnormous, which are your favorite sources for fauna-related respite japes?

when u just have had enough of hearing this guys shit again pic.twitter.com/mEB73ZtmvI

— darth™ (@darth) July 9, 2018

Ever had a dog who just thinks too hard? pic.twitter.com/HT5cwALCzM

— Neko Case (@NekoCase) July 22, 2018

He saw what the world had to offer and turned his back on it pic.twitter.com/onqcLAY94Q

— Haru ? (@RelktntHero) July 29, 2018

Do wolves ever just sing to make music, as we do? For wolves, the social glue is song. https://t.co/bOEevxv5Dg pic.twitter.com/sNyXxTZpzI

— NY Wolf Center (@nywolforg) April 28, 2018

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Sunday Garden Chat: Garden Art (with Bonus Yard Varmints)

by Anne Laurie|  September 2, 20184:33 am| 161 Comments

This post is in: Faunasphere, Garden Chats

From desert gardener and intrepid front-pager Cheryl R:

Here are a couple of photos of a covey of metal quail I bought from an artist at a Roseburg arts and crafts show while I was in Oregon.

I am reworking my flowerbeds and plan to plant a trumpet vine behind them. The other side of the wall is a six-foot drop to the driveway. I removed several Russian sage. Nobody told me they send up suckers – ugh! I notice they’re not being sold as widely as they were for a while.

I am pleased with my quail.

What’s going on in your garden(s) this week?

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And for those among us who have ever been frustrated by the indigenous wildlife’s ‘landscape redecoration’, a bonus story from the Toronto Star — “Toronto built a better green bin and — oops — maybe a smarter raccoon”:

In January, as the city of Toronto rolled out its final fleet of new raccoon-resistant green bins, Suzanne MacDonald was flooded with emails from citizens fretting about the fate of the masked bandits known for pillaging our food waste.

The worried residents wrote to MacDonald, an animal behaviourist and known raccoon sympathizer, because they hadn’t seen the creatures creeping through their backyards lately, and were beginning to wonder: Where are they? Are they starving to death? Have they been forced to relocate in search of nourishment? What have we done to the raccoons?

Designed with a special raccoon-resistant lock, Toronto’s new organic waste bins, which the city began distributing to great fanfare in 2016, were perhaps the greatest human effort in what we like to call our “war” against the raccoons. The animals had been effortlessly pillaging our first-generation green bins for more than a decade, leaving morning messes for us to scrape from our driveways and sidewalks. The city’s search for a new-and-improved bin had identified animal resistance, “especially for raccoons,” as a top priority.

The $31-million contract gave us roughly half a million bins, a decade of maintenance and a promise: that raccoons would have great difficulty penetrating the clever new receptacles. City politicians called the bins “raccoon-proof.” The bin maker — and MacDonald, who ran field tests on the prototypes — used the term “raccoon-resistant” because, well, you just never know…

Twelve months before the rollout of the new bins in Toronto’s west end, MacDonald had started logging the body mass index of raccoons killed in traffic. “Very glamorous work,” she called it. Her goal was to find out whether the loss of a steady food source would make our famously fat raccoons leaner.

MacDonald said I was welcome to join her for the next weigh-in. I put the appointment in my calendar: “Measuring dead raccoons.”

Over several months, I followed MacDonald’s research, expecting to learn how raccoons were adapting to life without green bins. But as a long winter melted into spring, things got weird, and my simple inquiry turned into an accidental investigation. A viral video with a curious backstory and suspicious activity in my own laneway shifted my focus from whether the green bins were starving the raccoons, to whether the animals had found a way, once again, to outsmart us…

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