This is rather amusing:
My wife of 12 years recently packed up her belongings and moved out of our home. After her car was loaded I couldn’t help but notice that a single item remained in her section of our closet, her wedding dress.
“You forgot something” I told her.
She replied “And what’s that?”.
“Your wedding dress”, I said.
“Yeah, I am not taking that” was her response.
“What do you expect me to do with it?” I asked.
And to that she replied, “Whatever the $%^@# you want”.
And this is what I did…..
Help me come up with 101 uses for this dress. I have many good ones but need more to complete 101. The current list can be found under THE (NOT QUITE) 101 USES tab. Please submit your ideas by making a comment. Thanks.
I’m a fan of the gas cap.