I was out of signal for a couple of days, so I missed all the different ways that some Republicans and Republican-enablers acted out sexually. Let’s see if I’ve caught up:
- Mark Robinson, candidate for Governor in NC, admitted to jerking it to trans porn, being a “black Nazi”, but even though Republicans really, really want him to quit, he’s going to keep jerking it on the ballot until the election.
- Olivia Nuzzi, “journalist” sexted RFK Jr. during/after the time she was writing stories about him and also stupidly tweeting about the election. She was engaged to Ryan Lizza, who was fired from the New Yorker for an inappropriate sexual relationship. She’ll be on Fox News or writing for the NY Post in a few days, I’m sure.
- A court filing in one of Matt Gaetz’ legal entanglements says that he attended a sex party with a 17 year-old high school junior. This happened in 2017, so Matt was but a wee lad of 35 at the time.
That was yesterday, right?
While I’m on the subject of partners, imaginary or real, in-person or virtual, does it strike anyone funny that the spouse of one of the members of the Republican ticket is nowhere to be seen, and that the other member of the ticket doesn’t seem able to mount an honest defense of her against racial slurs from his running mate?

Edited to add: Chris Rufo! Forgot he was on Ashley Madison (allegedly). Thanks to fancycwabs in the comments, who also helpfully pointed out TN Congressman Mark Green’s alleged affair (came out a few days ago) and Laura Loomer (also a few days ago) and possibly some Trump/Diddy entanglement.
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