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Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

In after Baud. Damn.

Republicans don’t lie to be believed, they lie to be repeated.

Reality always gets a vote in the end.

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about its history.”

White supremacy is terrorism.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

“In this country American means white. everybody else has to hyphenate.”

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

Trump should be leading, not lying.

Do we throw up our hands or do we roll up our sleeves? (hint, door #2)

I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

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Tunch Shots

by John Cole|  September 12, 20056:33 pm| 30 Comments

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Trying out the office digital camera for something else, so I thought I would bring you some shots of the roommate:

People who pose cats for a living do not earn enough money. If I could figure out how to turn the flash off on this thing, I bet he would stop scowling, too.

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Fabulous

by John Cole|  September 11, 200510:18 am| 17 Comments

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Just the kind of thing we should all be proud of…

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Laying on the Snark

by John Cole|  September 10, 200510:16 am| 22 Comments

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Tierney hammers Congress for their lousy priorities:

At last there is a light in the darkness. Washington was slow to respond to Katrina’s victims, but now Congress has finally sprung into action. It has bravely promised to investigate the situation.

Unfortunately, the members haven’t figured out exactly how, because Democrats want it to be done by outsiders. They say the Republicans will turn it into a cover-up. But why does that bother the Democrats so much? Shouldn’t members of both parties want to cover this up? …

Or suppose the investigators try to find out why the Army Corps of Engineers didn’t protect New Orleans from the flood. Democrats have blamed the Iraq war for diverting money and attention from domestic needs. But that hasn’t meant less money for the Corps during the past five years. Overall spending hasn’t declined since the Clinton years, and there has been a fairly sharp increase in money for flood-control construction projects in New Orleans.

The problem is that the bulk of the Corps’s budget goes for projects far less important than preventing floods in New Orleans. And if the investigators want to find who’s responsible, they don’t have to leave Capitol Hill…

Would Congressional investigators focus on these pork-barrel projects? I would guess not. My daring prediction is they would make two discoveries. First, that mistakes were made by many people outside Congress. Second, that more money must be spent on flood protection throughout America.

A few outside skeptics may suggest letting this money be spent by mayors and governors in flood-prone areas who can lose their jobs if they earmark it for too many boondoggles and allow disasters to occur. But members of Congress would conclude that only they can be trusted to dispense the money. Of course, should there be another flood somewhere, they would be glad to investigate.

Amen. See also Will Wilkinson, who appears to be at the end of his rope with some of this stuff.

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Unabashed Silliness

by John Cole|  September 10, 200510:04 am| 105 Comments

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John Aravosis, reacting to this CNN story about Al Gore financing a plane flight from a New Orleans airfield:

Al Gore personally saved 270 people in New Orleans

All it took was one guy saying God damn it, I’m getting the planes and saving these people.

Where the bloody hell was George Bush when everyone else was trying, and succeeding, in saving these people? College students were able to get there quicker than Bush (true story). The man is a pitiful excuse for a human being, let alone a president.

George Bush: A failed presidency. The worst president ever.

It reads like an Al Franken SNL skit, that Americablog does. Al Gore is good enough, and smart enough, and doggoneit, he cares enough to ‘save’ those people.

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Sorry You Lost Your House

by John Cole|  September 9, 20057:44 pm| 172 Comments

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Really. I am sorry you lost your house and everything, but you are just a dick, Dr. Ben Marble.

Also at the DKos (this must be Dkos Friday here), this diary on disaster preparedness. Personally, I will take the new fashionably easy route to disaster preparedness. I am not going to prepare at all, and when the shit hits the fan, I will just just get on the horn to the feds and tell them that “I need everything you have got.” And if they don’t get there fast enough or to my liking, or find my request a little vague, I’ll just have to hit them right in the polls.

(Consider this an open flame war thread)

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Dogs and Cats Living Together

by John Cole|  September 8, 20058:45 pm| Leave a Comment

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Lt. Smash and Code Pink raise money for Katrina.

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More on the NO Censorship

by John Cole|  September 8, 20051:55 pm| 160 Comments

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Jeff Goldstein takes on those suggesting it is absolutely necessary to photograph and pass around pictures of the dead in order to somehow speak ‘truth to power’ about the ‘government failures’ in New Orleans.

Go flame him for a while.

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