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ATTN: People Who Refuse to Evacuate

by John Cole|  September 8, 200511:03 am| 46 Comments

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There is nasty stuff in the water. And if you don’t believe me, check this out:

That is a 15′ (Readers state that water moccasins don’t get that big and it is probably only 5-6′. That is, by my estimation, still 5-6′ more water mocassin for my tastes.)water moccasin near the devastation in New Orleans.

Authorities should show that picture, and I bet it would convince a few people. I, personally, would drop dead from heart failure if I saw that near my house.*

*Brief personal anecdote:

As an undergrad, I lived in a house with several guys at the top of a hill. Our street, garage, and mailbox were about 50 steep steps down the hill, and on either sides of the steps were brush, thornbushes, honeysuckle, etc. One day during the summer, I was walking, barefoot, down the steps to check the mail, when I step on some rubbery like tube that immediately hissed and lashed out at me. I jumped, not unlike startled cats who reflexively shoot straight up into the air, over the railing and into the briar patches.

Turns out I had stepped on a snake sunning itself. I have never been the same sense. I never checked the mail barefoot again. In fact, I checked the mail with a shotgun or a shovel for a month afterwards.

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Nice Site

by John Cole|  September 7, 20057:24 pm| 19 Comments

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Here is an interesting weblog that consists of ten U. Penn students discussing their thoughts. Check ’em out.

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RINO Sightings

by John Cole|  September 5, 20053:49 pm| 6 Comments

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Here.

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On an Up Note

by John Cole|  September 4, 200511:00 am| 5 Comments

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The crisis in New Orleans has reminded me how much I like the Neville Brothers. I dusted off some neville Brothers cd’s, as well as some old Dr. John and Harry Connick.

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And I Thought I Hated Michael Moore

by John Cole|  September 3, 20053:57 pm| 10 Comments

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This is some serious dislike.

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The Vanishing Act?

by John Cole|  September 3, 200511:25 am| 7 Comments

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This is interesting:

Remember my earlier point that disaster management in New Orleans had been privatised, the ‘catastrophic hurricane disaster plan’ having been handed over to Baton Rouge-based Innovative Emergency Management last year? Watching this nightmare unfold, I’ve been wondering why no fucking one is asking what exactly IEM got paid for.

It’s turning out to be very hard to find out, for rather startling reasons…

That’s right. The evidence that hurricane-management was privatised and handed over to IEM has been eradicated from the IEM website. It’s almost as if someone was trying to evade responsibility for incompetence that’s resulted in the deaths of thousands, or something.

Again, believe at your own peril, but this is something to get the hounds on.

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Oh Jesus Fucking Christ

by John Cole|  September 2, 20055:47 pm| 48 Comments

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A bus of evacuees has flipped over on the interstate and armed gangs are shooting at firemen in St. Bernard’s parish and may have killed a few cops.

I am going drinking before I just start crying.

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