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Let there be snark.

In after Baud. Damn.

“In the future, this lab will be a museum. do not touch it.”

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

“Alexa, change the president.”

America is going up in flames. The NYTimes fawns over MAGA celebrities. No longer a real newspaper.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about its history.”

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

Everybody saw this coming.

So very ready.

This chaos was totally avoidable.

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.

He really is that stupid.

All hail the time of the bunny!

I don’t recall signing up for living in a dystopian sci-fi novel.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

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The Newest Red Stater

by John Cole|  August 29, 20052:04 pm| 1 Comment

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Everyone hop over to Erick Erickson’s site and say congrats, because his wife gave birth to a baby girl last night. Picture here.

Congrats, Erick.

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RINO Sightings

by John Cole|  August 29, 20059:44 am| 28 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

The Big Cat Chronicles is hosting the current RINO Sightings.

I am too wrapped up watching the Hurricane coverage to be of much use to you all right now.

It looks like New Orleans had some small fortune in that thes storm weakened slighlty and turned eastward, but there are reports of levee’s failing. I have also heard that the Superdome roof has not necessarily failed, but part of a covering of the roof (not structural, but waterproofing and weatherproofing) has been peeled back.

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Not Leaving

by John Cole|  August 28, 20056:34 pm| 59 Comments

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I just heard on the news that some people are refusing to evacuate New Orleans. This can’t be true, can it?

I understand some people can’t be evacuated. But refusing to leave?

BTW- In the aftermath of the hurricane, when Bush goes to Louisiana, who do you think will be the first to say ‘Bush will take time from his vacation to see these victims, but he won’t take time from his vacation to meet Cindy Sheehan, a victim of his policies?’

Your choices:

1.) Someone at the DU.
2.) Someone at dKos.
3.) A front pager at dKos.
4.) Some random blogger.
5.) Someone at the Camp Crawford circus.
6.) Cynthia McKinney.

After further thought, my guess is someone at the HuffPo.

*** Update ***

The natives are restless and cussing out Fox News.

*** Update ***

Who will be the first to blame this on the nation’s moral slide?

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Congrats Are In Order

by John Cole|  August 28, 20052:44 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

There is now a Mrs. Belgravia Dispatch.

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Tough Times for the Big Easy

by John Cole|  August 28, 200510:35 am| 17 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Looks like New Orleans is going to get hit hard:

Emergency officials along the Gulf Coast urged residents to move to safer ground as powerful Hurricane Katrina churned toward shore with maximum sustained winds of 160 mph.

The National Hurricane Center in Miami said low-lying areas along the Gulf Coast could expect storm surges of up to 25 feet as the Category 5 storm makes landfall early Monday.

Florida- I couldn’t care less about. New Orleans, on the other hand, is a national treasure.

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World’s Shortest Personality Test

by John Cole|  August 27, 20055:10 pm| 12 Comments

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For your entertainment.


You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.

You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don’t mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

The World’s Shortest Personality Test

From the look of my results, I think we can all agree the test is hopelessly flawed.

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The Perils of Flying

by John Cole|  August 26, 20054:30 pm| 18 Comments

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This does not inspire confidence:

Illegal immigrants threw rocks at a Border Patrol helicopter, forcing the pilot to make an emergency landing when one of the rocks damaged the rotor, the agency said.

Neither the pilot nor the Border Patrol observer was injured.

The A-Star helicopter was two miles west of the U.S. Port of Entry in Andrade, Calif., on Tuesday when a group of immigrants began throwing rocks at the aircraft.

I think helicopters are fascinating, and have flown in them numerous times, but I don’t think most people know how easy it is to bring them down. I know some people who swear that helicopters are the one machine out there that actively fights you when you use it as designed.

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