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The Cat

by John Cole|  March 3, 200311:22 pm| 8 Comments

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Today my cat learned not only where Dad keeps the Pounce treats, but how to open Pounce treats without having opposable thumbs. Blunt force trauma to the container seems to have been the method of choice.

So far, the enemies list for the week includes two rolls of toilet paper, one roll of paper towels, a sandwich bag, four pens, a candle, a lighter, five toy mice, and a container of Pounce treats. All have been terminated with extreme prejudice.

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Goodbye, Mr. Rogers

by John Cole|  February 27, 20039:30 am| Leave a Comment

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Today started on a sour note and deeply disturbing note. Fred Rogers died yesterday. If you don’t know who he is, then you have no idea how much he meant to a couple generations of kids. This is really a terrible loss for everyone.

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I Finished!

by John Cole|  February 25, 200311:58 pm| Leave a Comment

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I graded close to 100 papers today, all while having my cat try to knock the pen out of my hand. That is why there were so many posts from me- after reading about five student papers, I have to take a break and read the web, just so I don’t forget how written English is supposed to look. At any rate, time for some Jimmy Kimmel Live with cohost of the week DON KING!

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Fascinating Breakthrough

by John Cole|  February 25, 20034:24 pm| Leave a Comment

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Horsefeathers reports on a fascinating breakthrough:

ARAB SCIENTISTS MAKE COMPUTER BREAKTHROUGH!

That got your attention didn’t it? Actually the breakthrough came, not from Arab computer scientists, if any exist, but from Israeli scientists working at the Weizmann Institute in Rehovot. Surrounded on all sides by barbarians whose contribution to civilization consists of efforts to destroy it, these seekers of knowledge continue to add to the glories of our time.

Click on the link from the Horsefeathers quote to learn something amazing.

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An Interesting Exchange

by John Cole|  February 25, 20034:04 pm| Leave a Comment

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Matthew Stinson reports on an interesting exchange he had with a foreign student.

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Norah Who?

by John Cole|  February 24, 20033:22 pm| Leave a Comment

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I didn’t watch much of the Grammy show last night, but not because I was protesting it or afraid of what a few limousine liberals might have to say about Iraq. Basically, I didn’t watch because they never really nominate or reward the type of music I enjoy. I read the results with interest wondering, who the hell buys all this stuff. One strong reaction I do have after reading the results:

Norah Who?

I know I am profoundly uncool, but I have never heard of Norah Jones before yesterday. I am unsure how Bruce Springsteen did not win- I am even more confused how Nelly and Eminem were snubbed. When I listen to the radio, it is usually NPR, talk radio, or ESPN Sports radio- so I am not a music expert when it comes to new music. I can tell you one thing though- when I went to a bar, when I went to a clothing store, when I was in a friend’s car, or at the lake, I know what I was hearing- people were playing Nelly and Eminem. Not Norah Jones.

Is it possible that the Grammy voters are more out of touch than I am?

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Cool Guide

by John Cole|  February 23, 200310:58 pm| Leave a Comment

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An annotaed bibilography of sorts for the blogosphere.

I know, I have been ignored again. Mere words can not describe this blog, though.

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