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So fucking stupid, and still doing a tremendous amount of damage.

It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

I swear, each month of 2025 will have its own history degree.

This really is a full service blog.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Republicans in disarray!

He really is that stupid.

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

’Where will you hide, Roberts, the laws all being flat?’

“But what about the lurkers?”

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

“A king is only a king if we bow down.” – Rev. William Barber

This fight is for everything.

Decision time: keep arguing about the last election, or try to win the next one?

When they say they are pro-life, they do not mean yours.

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Happy B-Day

by John Cole|  February 6, 20038:45 pm| 3 Comments

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Go say Happy Birthday to Mike at Cold Fury.

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Question for Cat Owners

by John Cole|  February 6, 20038:44 pm| 6 Comments

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My cat is fascinated by water. Every time I turn on a faucet, take a shower, or flush the toilet, he comes running- he especially loves watching water drain. I am now effectively wife-trained with the toilet, as I have to put the lid down when I am finished- otherwise he splashes around in it. Is this normal?

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They Are Human

by John Cole|  February 6, 20038:37 pm| 2 Comments

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Every time the left gets so worked up into a fevered pitch about something that I just can not take it anymore and want to dehumanize them (by doing things like collectively calling a group of different individuals ‘the left’), I find out things like this- most of the lefties on my blogroll like the show ’24.’ I love it. Check it out:

CalPundit– who gets bonus points for a good post on BBQ

Matt Yglesias

and Jesse.

Who would have thunk it? Except they are wrong about the best plot twist- which is that the younger Warner sister is the enemy agent.

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Greatest Fisking Ever

by John Cole|  February 5, 200311:45 pm| Leave a Comment

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For some reason, every time I need a laugh, I go check out this vintage fisking of Ted Rall. This was written over a year ago by Anne Coughman (of the defunct Protein Wisdom– how we miss you), and it is still, by leaps and bounds, my favorite fisking of all time. Hell- this was the best fisking before we even called it fisking. Here is some of it:

Just because I find his work so remarkably irritating, I’ve “responded” to Ted Rall’s latest offering, “Snappy New Jeer” — another shallow dish of fetid word salad that’s light on the lettuce and heavy on the crumbled cheese. Actually, I suppose I haven’t so much responded to him as I have “reacted” to his bilious twaddle — by way of smarmy rejoinders of my own. Rall’s bunk will be block quoted, whereas mine is free to sniff the margins. You’re welcome to add your own mental observations…

Go read the whole thing.

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Paging Will Warren

by John Cole|  February 5, 200311:33 pm| 1 Comment

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Will Warren. Please come out of retirement. Pretty please?

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Paul Krugman, Professional Pessimist

by John Cole|  February 4, 200312:29 am| 5 Comments

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It seems Paul Krugman’s pessimism knows no boundaries- now he is shitting all over manned space flight. He may be right in that there need to be changes, but does this guy capture the CAN’T attitude of the Democrats, or what? Why does everything have to be so negative- and Paul, how about we get what remains of the bodies in the ground before you unleash this on the families- that in your estimation, they Columbia crew threw their lives away in a failed mission. Cripes.

*** Updated ***

What happened to my spelling and grammar? Ack. I had fifteen mispelled words out of about 40. Impressive. At any rate, compare the attitude of Krugman with Krauthammer’s. Why is Krugman so negative about everything?

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6 More Weeks

by John Cole|  February 2, 20039:28 pm| Leave a Comment

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Looks like six more weeks of winter. The glorified rat saw his shadow.

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