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Judge Chutkan Denies Trump’s Motion To Recuse

by WaterGirl|  September 27, 20237:13 pm| 94 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments

 

Judge Tanya Chutkan has DENIED Trump’s motion to recuse her from the J6 proceedings.

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) September 27, 2023

Link to full PDF of the order.

Happy day.

Open thread.

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Cool Space Stuff Afternoon Respite

by Tom Levenson|  September 27, 20235:44 pm| 32 Comments

This post is in: Nature, Open Threads, Science & Technology

I got nothing to add to the daily parade of tragicomic horrors that constitutes our media diet these days. (Actually, I do, but can’t get to posting anything of much substance in my current state of work and life craziness.)

But this little video caught my eye and tweaked my “ooooh…space is cool” button:

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Yup: an extraterrestrial has been brought down to earth. Admittedly, it’s not exactly sentient, but still, everything about this mission is satisfying. I love “slow” science. I don’t know how long the design and engineering of the spacecraft took, but it’s been 7 years since this little vehicle was sent on its way, and now it’s back. It takes a special kind of focus and deferring of gratification to enter into projects like this, and I admire and am grateful to those who do such work.

Cool Space Stuff Afternoon Respite

And damn! Chips from the port-planetary disk!  You just don’t get that every day, do you.

Totally open thread. Enjoy, my fellow space cadets.

Image: Vincent van Gogh (but you knew that), Starry night on the Rhone, 1888

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Before and After (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  September 27, 202311:37 am| 247 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

While waiting for our baseball game yesterday evening, we watched a segment on CNN about Trump and the adult sons being found liable for fraud and losing their business certification in New York. One of the talking heads looked familiar, but I couldn’t quite place him. Then it hit me — it’s George Conway, who evidently shed more than former wife Kellyanne!

George Conway before and after the divorce

I’m sure George Conway holds many views I find repellent. But the man lived through an earthly purgatory most of us can scarcely imagine, so I hope his health is good, and I wish him well.

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Gold Bar Bob and Mrs. Gold Bar were arraigned this morning. So far, two dozen Democratic senators, including fellow New Jerseyite Cory Booker, have called for Menendez to step down, along with several House members, Gov. Murphy, the state party chair and several county chairs. I like the contrast with Repubs, who are trying to get their corrupt, serially indicted felon elected to the highest office in the land.

I thought it was interesting that Fetterman was the first senator to urge Gold Bar to resign. Fetterman is still new to the clubbiest of clubs and is already shaking things up for the better, IMO. May he continue to be a force for change.

Repubs Tom Cotton and Marco Rubio said Menendez should hang in there until a jury or voters decide his fate. That serves their purposes, which are the opposite of the interests of the people of New Jersey and the Democratic Party.

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The second Repub debate will take place at the Reagan Lie-berry tonight as the long slog to determine the 2024 GOP runner-up continues. I don’t plan to watch it live but may turn on MSNBC to see what Maddow makes of it all at 11 PM ET. Conventional wisdom holds that DeSantis, Haley and Ramaswamy will feel compelled to make a move, so it could be a bristly, screechy affair that leaves hard feelings all around.

It’s not a real debate, though, as Zack Beauchamp at Vox points out. Calling the debate “a cosplay of a competitive election — and a distraction from an ugly truth” — Beauchamp says normal media coverage of the debates are a troubling sign:

(DeSantis) is a whopping 41 percentage points behind Trump in FiveThirtyEight’s average. That’s only slightly better than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s 49-point deficit in his fake bid to unseat President Biden. A recent poll in the critical early state of New Hampshire put DeSantis in fifth place. His presidential campaign has been so humiliating that it’s actually hurting him back home: The once-captive Florida Republican party is rebelling against a governor who now looks like a weakling…

New York Magazine’s Eric Levitz recently argued that Trump’s undeniable authoritarian tendencies have put the mainstream press in a difficult position: Either it describes him accurately, and sounds like a “partisan rag,” or else it deceptively treats Trump and the Republican party he controls as essentially normal. Too often, he writes, they make the latter choice — acting like “an amnesiac, or an abusive household committed to keeping up appearances, losing itself in the old routines, in an effortful approximation of normality until it almost forgets what it doesn’t want to know.”

The breathless coverage of the presidential debate fits this description to a T. We are all pretending that this is something like what we’ve seen in the past, a normal event held by a normal party, when it’s actually a pageant masking the true nature of the Trump-enthralled GOP: a political vehicle of a strongman whose second term would represent an existential threat to American democracy.

He’s right. None of this shit is normal, and only death or an incapacitating medical event can keep the 2024 GOP nomination prize out of Trump’s grubby little mitts. Wouldn’t it be ironic (not to mention hilarious) if, after all the media hysteria about Biden’s 80 years, the 77-year-old Trump took a tumble down the campaign airplane steps and ended up in a geriatric ward?

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Last night I made fettucine from scratch, plus an eggplant sauce using a recipe I nicked from Italian Grandma Gina on YouTube. It all turned out great EXCEPT I should have cooked the pasta a little longer before adding it to the sauce to finish cooking. The leftovers would have been perfect if there were any.

Open thread!

 

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Wodensday Morning Open Thread: The Old Ones Return

by Anne Laurie|  September 27, 20239:00 am| 166 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, President Biden, Proud to Be A Democrat, Religion

Wodensday Morning Open Thread:  The Old Ones Are Returning

Probably it’s photoshopped… or is it just somewhere in Britain?

>spear, eyepatch, live crow

nobody tell them pic.twitter.com/OdxVTmu3T6

— Daddy Warpig (@DaddyWarpig) September 25, 2023

The institution may not always have been in his corner, but Murphy bless the Secret Service agents sweating here…

President Biden became the first sitting president to ever walk a picket line when he joined striking UAW autoworkers. pic.twitter.com/WotURmSDfD

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) September 26, 2023

Hillary Clinton refuses to lie low:

Today, I was honored to return to the @StateDept and join @SecBlinken in unveiling my official portrait as 67th Secretary of State.

We're delighted to share it with the American public right here, in case you don't make it in person to headquarters in Foggy Bottom anytime soon. pic.twitter.com/YcPymY77aq

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 26, 2023

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The world has changed, yet the core of the Department’s work remains. @HillaryClinton’s parting words as Secretary ring true. We continue to work with all our heart and might to make sure that America is secure, that our interests are promoted, and our values are respected. pic.twitter.com/Ta7PD4ov8v

— Department of State (@StateDept) September 26, 2023

And they’re encouraging The Youth to follow in their giant footsteps!

We dug into his rise—and what's next for the Democratic Party—to kick off the new season of my podcast, You and Me Both. Listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts.

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 26, 2023

Elsewhere, noisome monsters stirring in the deeps:

As of today One Billion Rubles equals $10,504,200.00 so I can see confusion. pic.twitter.com/iOGhWsxDYr

— Marmel (@Marmel) September 27, 2023


(Yes, as many have pointed out, Eric ‘The Dumb One’ Trump is committing the same form of rampant overvaluation for which his old man just got busted.)

Anyone else getting Dr. Strangelove flashbacks?…

The United States Space Force has had internal discussions about setting up a hotline with China to prevent crises in space, U.S. commander General Chance Saltzman told Reuters on Monday. https://t.co/lST3Qs9LMT

— Paul Triolo (@pstAsiatech) September 26, 2023

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Late Night Open Thread: Rude Mechanicals

by Anne Laurie|  September 27, 20232:39 am| 47 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Via Pinboard’s twitter feed:

Poles have rallied in support of Ciapunio – a dog accused of eating 100 heads of cabbage from a neighbouring farm – after he featured in an investigative programme on public television https://t.co/e2v6SoUu8D

— Notes from Poland ???? (@notesfrompoland) September 25, 2023

In my opinion… If Ciapunio did eat 100 cabbages — and from his smile, he seems capable of it — then any humans living around him have already been punished, thank you.

Well, there's a screw loose somewhere. https://t.co/H6hUBy0PFO

— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) September 19, 2023


Since I am no expert on deer stands, I showed this to the Spousal Unit, who grew up among them. Wouldn’t the rifle recoil knock you right out of the tree? I asked. Unless you were bow-hunting, he replied, in which case you’d fall and *land* on your arrow…

Late Night Open Thread: Rude Mechanicals

Is it possible autopilot didn't malfunction, just thinks he's an unbelievable dick like everyone else? https://t.co/N6XF1WdDof

— Cliff Schecter (@cliffschecter) September 17, 2023

This whole thing is a giant example of people not understanding the sunk cost fallacy. Just admit it’s a failure and move on! https://t.co/4ggaqVPjJj

— Jean-Michel Connard ?? (@torriangray) September 25, 2023

Just remembered how it was a mantra for years that NASA was a failure and Musk was going to beat them to the moon and then Artemis 1 went to the moon and back without a hitch and Musk's rocket blew up because he was too cheap to pay for a ditch.

— Argella Stone (@argellastone) September 26, 2023

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Postcard Writing and Music Thread

by WaterGirl|  September 26, 20238:00 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

It’s postcards and music time!

There are two postcard-writing opportunities for Ohio, and one for Virginia.  (That we’re aware of!   Chime in if you know about others!)   There are two letter-writing campaigns for VA, as well.

All the details on options for writing for Ohio Issue 1 and for Virginia – and images of postcards – are always available in the sidebar.  To make it extra easy to find, I have copied it just below the postcard image.

Send me a photo of your postcards and I’ll post it in the thread and add it to the link in the sidebar.

Postcard Writing Party & Music Thread 3
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Music!

Brendancalling is giving us a jump start tonight with a great playlist of Protest and Organizing Songs!

And of course, add your musical links in the comments!

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Tuesday Evening Open Thread: President ‘Union Joe’ Biden *Gets* It

by Anne Laurie|  September 26, 20237:08 pm| 83 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, President Biden, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You

What the media will never get…Biden being on the ground means he is fighting for workers not for the corporations. Great job sis for speaking your truth. https://t.co/zSHlqVTJIN

— Candidly Tiff (@tify330) September 26, 2023

President Joe Biden’s decision to stand alongside United Auto Workers pickets on Tuesday on the 12th day of their strike against major carmakers underscores an allegiance to labor unions that appears to be unparalleled in presidential history. https://t.co/zkelaa257c

— PBS NewsHour (@NewsHour) September 26, 2023

“‘I don’t think we’ve had this kind of support in a long time,’ said UFW President Teresa Romero of the Biden administration.”https://t.co/woZnvq1DFi

— TJ Ducklo (@TDucklo) September 26, 2023

INBOX: United Farm Workers endorse Joe Biden reelect.

Statement from Biden/Harris campaign manager Julie Chavez Rodriguez — pic.twitter.com/b3fxV78N6Z

— Pablo Manríquez (@PabloReports) September 26, 2023

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Sometimes they have a very very hard time understanding that 4 out of 5 of those categories can be Black.

— WUT (@wut76543) September 26, 2023

You know it’s serious, because professional plagiarist / Turning Point USA propagandist Benny Johnson tried to put out another lie about the President’s picket-line visit… and his fellow Very Serious Media Folx immediately called him on it!

He very clearly said "first time I've ever done it as President". Do you think it's possible maybe you're senile, Benny?

— It's Biden AND Harris 2024. Deal with it. (@What46HasDone) September 26, 2023

A better literacy test is just not to believe anything he posts

— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) September 26, 2023

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