Michael Wolff, author of the amusingly unflattering shitgibbon tell-all “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House,” takes aim at the House of Murdoch in a new book: “The Fall: The End of Fox News and the Murdoch Dynasty.” (Let’s hope the title proves prophetic!)
The Daily Beast says the book is “heavy on salacious gossip” (ooo! my favorite!) and implies Wolff isn’t a wholly reliable narrator. However, the following vignette, in which Ron DeSantis horrifies Tucker Carlson and his “genteel” spouse with uncouth behavior, sure does ring true:
With Fox urging its stars to be “open-minded” about the Florida governor, then Murdoch’s “favored candidate” for 2024, Wolff writes, Carlson and his wife Susie welcomed DeSantis and his wife Casey to their Florida home for lunch. Despite hoping to impress Carlson—arguably a top GOP kingmaker—the presidential hopeful and Trump rival failed the “Susie Carlson test” during the visit, Wolff claims.
The DeSantis couple allegedly failed “to read the room,” especially with Carlson’s wife, “a genteel, stay-at-home woman, here in her own house,” Wolff notes. “For two hours Ron DeSantis sat at her table talking in an outdoor voice indoors, failing to observe any basics of conversation ritual or propriety, reeling off an unselfconscious list of his programs and initiatives and political accomplishments.”
I’m guessing “the Susie Carlson test” is considerably less arduous than “the Balmoral test,” but our Ron blew it anyway. Also, can we say the theory that Tacky O is a human block of sandpaper capable of smoothing Ron’s rough edges has been thoroughly exploded? Friends, I think we can!




