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Biden-Harris 2020

Proud to Be A Democrat: President Biden’s Rescue Plan

by Anne Laurie|  January 16, 202110:10 am| 143 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, COVID-19 Coronavirus, Open Threads, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You

President-elect Joe Biden unveiled a $1.9 trillion stimulus package proposal and said bold investment was needed to jump-start the economy and speed up the response to the coronavirus pandemic https://t.co/0nYbANYqg2 pic.twitter.com/MveIhYkeuP

— Reuters (@Reuters) January 15, 2021

This is, as Uncle Joe would say, a BFD — and deserves to be celebrated as such!

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.@JoeBiden rolls out $1.9T "rescue plan"

– $400B vaccine/schools
– Stimulus to $2K
– $400/week UI
– $30B rental aid
– 15% SNAP boost
– EITC boost
– $25B child care
– $20B public transit
– $35B small biz/grants
– Fund COBRA thru Sept
– Boost ACA subsidy
– $15 minimum wage
+ more

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) January 14, 2021

This is key–> Biden team wants to extend most aid through SEPTEMBER 2021.

-Unemployment (UI/PUA) through Sept
-Eviction/foreclosure moratorium through Sept
-SNAP 15% increase through Sept
-Paid leave through Septhttps://t.co/dLo2es65VI

— Heather Long (@byHeatherLong) January 14, 2021

I’ll work with President-elect Biden to strengthen and pass this package immediately. But let’s be clear: if the Republicans want to drag their feet while working families struggle, the Democratic majority should use every legislative tool available to pass it.

— Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) January 15, 2021

Biden including a $15 minimum wage in his stimulus plan is huge

Biden moving to abolish the tipped minimum wage and sub-minimum wage for people with disabilities in his stimulus package is even bigger IMO

— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) January 15, 2021

it's kind of refreshing to talk about actual government business.

politically, if you subtract the turmoil of trump's waning presidency, there are echoes of 2009, when obama/the dems were able to pull the economy out of its tailspin https://t.co/7Le5ZECIOd

— Gerry Doyle (@mgerrydoyle) January 15, 2021

My inbox and twitter timeline are flooded with statements from Democrats (and even the Chamber of Commerce) in support of the Biden COVID rescue plan. I had almost forgotten what a coordinated policy rollout looks like.

— Garrett Haake (@GarrettHaake) January 15, 2021

I don't want this to get lost in all the numbers:

The President-elect's plan would cut child poverty in half. https://t.co/G0zSez6kXC

— Bharat Ramamurti (@BharatRamamurti) January 14, 2021

So presumably Biden anticipates getting his initial plan signed into law very fast. Fingers crossed. https://t.co/tYPTi94b6N

— 5?? Days Until Trump Is Gone?? (@snowmanomics) January 15, 2021

Cue the meeping, from the usual suspects…

you could just… not filibuster? https://t.co/xxJNQPrQlU

— AdotSad (@AdotSad) January 15, 2021

Not forgetting our ‘progressive’ alt-left Betters (May God turn their hearts, or at least their ankles, so we’ll know them by their limping… )

True, there's basically nothing* in this Biden proposal for you unless you're unemployed or poor or work in state & local government or have kids in school or are facing eviction or would like to be vaccinated against Covid-19.

* Except $1,400https://t.co/VtMZMeCBem

— Matthew Yglesias ?? (@mattyglesias) January 15, 2021

* The US fiscal response to COVID is easily among the most generous in the world
* The superdole is more important than checks
* $$ for vaccine rollout is more important than checks
* People who treat the 1400 vs 2000 thing as a betrayal should never be taken seriously again

— Neoliberal ?? (@ne0liberal) January 15, 2021

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Moving Along

by Anne Laurie|  January 16, 20217:06 am| 227 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

Visible from the front windows of the White House residence. https://t.co/Y0AW673X8V

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) January 14, 2021

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Lady Gaga and Jennifer Lopez will perform at Joe Biden's inauguration ceremony, which will also feature remarks from a Black firefighter from Georgia, a former Youth Poet Laureate, a Catholic priest and a pastor from Biden's hometown https://t.co/TYA0tKnjbB pic.twitter.com/jgu6qotOKy

— Reuters (@Reuters) January 15, 2021

How it started: How it's going: pic.twitter.com/GbiRDQDtIh

— Daily Trix (@DailyTrix) January 15, 2021

A shonda for the neighbors!, as my Irish-American, NYC-born Nana used to say…

How Washington DC is preparing for Joe Biden's inauguration after the Capitol riots https://t.co/phtfPTbDvt pic.twitter.com/AgxNXriHvX

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) January 15, 2021

The plaque in this photo memorializes troops who were quartered in the Capitol after responding to Lincoln’s call for volunteers to save the Union from treasonous enemies. https://t.co/ndRUkLa9vm

— Ruben Gallego (@RepRubenGallego) January 13, 2021

DC resident –

When journalists say shit like "it's abandoned, there's no one on the streets" they mean the K Street/Farragut Square area and Capitol Hill itself, which have been abandoned all year, because no one lives there and all the white collar work is remote. The rest of the city is fine https://t.co/adIBWawurp

— sean hannity's bottomless pasta pass (@MenshevikM) January 16, 2021

Saturday Morning Open Thread 5

(John Deering via GoComics.com)

Saturday Morning Open Thread: Moving AlongPost + Comments (227)

Cold, gray, predawn, squishable morning thread

by Betty Cracker|  January 15, 20215:50 am| 248 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics, President Biden

If you missed Biden’s speech last night, do yourself a favor and watch it when you have a moment:

We have no time to waste when it comes to getting this virus under control and building our economy back better. Tune in as I announce my American Rescue Plan. https://t.co/4YAg0nhJMn

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) January 15, 2021

The mister and I, cynical and jaded as we are, nearly wept with relief at hearing a normal elected official discuss national policy in a sane and coherent manner. It kind of felt like this:

Cold, gray, predawn, squishable morning thread

To continue the Shawshank Redemption theme, enduring the Trump era has been like “crawling through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine,” but the end is in sight. This time next week, we might no longer be seized with dread at each news alert on our phones or reflexively cringe when the President of the United States speaks. Hope.

Open thread.

PS: Media folks are speculating about whether or not Trump will leave a letter in the Resolute Desk for Biden. Allegedly there have been discussions in the West Wing about it. I hope not because, even if composed entirely in words with no illustrations, Trump’s note would be the equivalent of a crude crayon drawing of male genitalia.

But the speculation got me thinking about the note President Obama left for Trump, which included this:

[W]e are just temporary occupants of this office. That makes us guardians of those democratic institutions and traditions – like rule of law, separation of powers, equal protection and civil liberties – that our forebears fought and bled for. Regardless of the push and pull of daily politics, it’s up to us to leave those instruments of our democracy at least as strong as we found them.

Just like the rest of us, Obama saw the train wreck coming.

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Operation Lollipop: A Preview Of President-Elect Biden’s Vaccination Plan

by Adam L Silverman|  January 14, 202111:02 pm| 170 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, America, Biden-Harris 2020, Healthcare, Humorous, Open Threads, Silverman on Security

Operation Lollipop: A Preview Of President-Elect Biden's Vaccination Plan

Tonight President-elect Biden announced that he would be announcing his vaccination plan tomorrow. For your convenience, we here at the Balloon Juice bunker have gotten a copy of the plan, codename Operation Lollipop, and it is our distinct honor and privilege to bring it to you now. Full disclosure: contrary to initial reports, Dave Anderson was not injured in obtaining these plans. Several Bothans, however…

Operation Lollipop

  1. Roll up sleeve.
  2. Person administering the vaccine swabs your upper arm.
  3. Fill syringe with vaccine.
  4. Stick needle in arm. (Special sequel instructions for Governor Ron DeStupid in Florida: ensure that needle is attached to the syringe first!)
  5. Push the motherfucking plunger on that syringe! Do it for God, Mom, Apple Pie, the Bald Eagle, and Randolph Scott!
  6. Remove needle from arm!
  7. Apply Band-Aid.
  8. Roll down sleeve.
  9. Observe patient for 15 minutes to ensure no adverse effects. (Special sequel instructions for Governor Ron DeStupid in Florida: these adverse effects may be indistinguishable from the normal behavior of Floriduh! Man, please refer to a medical professional if necessary.)
  10. Provide vaccinated person with their proof of vaccination.
  11. Issue vaccinated person a lollipop.
  12. Repeat 350 million times.
  13. Declare victory, put on aviator sunglasses, peel out in corvette.

Open thread!

Just to be on the safe side, because it is American and it is 2021:

  • Peter Hastings did not write this post, nor did he author President-elect Biden’s vaccination plan, he did write the episode of Mindy and Buttons for Animaniacs Season 1, Episode 6.
  • This is SATIRE!!!!!

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: (Mostly) Positive Thoughts

by Anne Laurie|  January 13, 20217:07 am| 117 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

This is sweet and a bit cheesy, which is honestly exactly what is needed. https://t.co/0HlhpExcsd

— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) January 12, 2021

On January 20th, we will celebrate the work of democracy as we watch a new President and barrier-breaking Vice President make an oath of office. The next day, on January 21st, we will join them in making a commitment to do our part to heal and rebuild America. We envision a nation that is anti-racist, equitable, and sustainable. Each of us has a role in that labor, and we will only succeed if we lead with love.

January 21st will be a day of virtual conversations, artistic expressions, music performances, teach-ins, vigils and around-the-table family ceremonies. Some events will focus on grief and healing; others on justice and reckoning, others on joy and rising. All of them will have one thing in common: the expression of a “people’s oath” that recommits us to our core values and to one another…

What do you mean by ‘love’?

Love without limit. Not civility. Not a rush to forgiveness. Not healing without accountability. This is love that anchors nonviolent social movements for justice. The People’s Inauguration brings to life the “revolutionary love” proclaimed by the visionary writer and activist Valarie Kaur…

***********

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Which doesn’t mean we can’t hold every one of these liars, socipaths, and grifters to account, of course…

I don’t want to unite with those responsible for the insurrection at our nation’s Capitol. I want us to unite in holding them accountable.

— Cori Bush (@CoriBush) January 12, 2021

destroying faith in american democracy in service of a man you *knew* to have lost is a mortal sin. others can be in the forgiveness business, that’s fine. not really my jam.

— Normie Transition Team (@CalmSporting) January 13, 2021

It was Antifa but it was no big deal but it was patriots fighting for their country but everyone condemns what happened but if you punish Trump they might do it again but it's censorship to prevent them but what we need to do now is just heal and move on.

— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec) January 13, 2021

Opinion | The phony GOP calls for ‘unity’ deserve nothing but contempt – The Washington Post https://t.co/46gPAXlnPw

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) January 11, 2021

Abraham Lincoln, Cooper Union Speech, 1860 pic.twitter.com/RyQQXJDazJ

— Paul Musgrave (@profmusgrave) January 12, 2021

it’s more than ironic that the tough hardass politically incorrect republicans want to reason with and appease the monster and talk about its feelings while the soft participation trophy democrats just say fuck you

— kilgore trout, brad r’s brother (@KT_So_It_Goes) January 12, 2021

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Inaugural Planning

by Anne Laurie|  January 12, 20217:24 am| 179 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Information As Power, Open Threads

DC Mayor Bowser urges people to avoid DC as National Guard plans to have at least 10,000 troops in city by the end of the week https://t.co/TeviY5JerL

— David P Gelles (@gelles) January 11, 2021

The good news — let’s take it where we find it — is that this was going to be a mostly-online Inauguration Day in any event, so the Biden team isn’t scrambling at the last minute to put on a good show. They did a fine job with the nominating convention, and it’s the same people working on this project.

Also, there’s gonna be a considerable number of security professionals roaming DC who will be eager to demonstrate they are not on the side of the insurrectionists, which won’t stop the deluded conspiracists, but should give the semi-pro quasi-military terrorists cause to wonder just how much becoming a martyr is really worth, on a personal level.

It’s sure not the event any of us would have chosen, but… as long as President Biden and Vice-President Harris take over the Oval Office, we’ll have plenty of time to enjoy future uplifting spectacles.

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I swear if Capitol Police and every other federal and local policing agency don't go hard like diamonds against these terrorists (who are cop-killers) between now and the 20th, Congress should choke off funds to every single one of them. Let's see how Defund the Police hits then.

— Joy WE VOTED!! WEAR A MASK!! Reid ??) (@JoyAnnReid) January 11, 2021

The mayor of DC sent a letter to the WH on Sunday requesting this emergency declaration. By approving it, Trump is acknowledging the reality of the threat his supporters pose more clearly than he has in any statement since he gently told the mob he incited to go home Wednesday. https://t.co/Hn8gRkYVe8

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) January 12, 2021

National Park Service is shutting down national monuments in D.C. until after inauguration, @peytonforte reports.

Maryland’s governor plans to send National Guard to help during inauguration, per @TShields3 https://t.co/rn4W6z9VWg

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) January 11, 2021

Department of Defense says they will review troops deployed to Biden inauguration to ensure they don’t have sympathies to domestic terrorists — meaning the US govt is now trying to prevent a military coup.

— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) January 11, 2021

An hour after he issued this, it's announced that he is stepping down. It's hard not to conclude that the prospect of being point-man during a real domestic security crisis was a lot scarier than cosplaying in aviators while rounding up people in unmarked vans. https://t.co/qWrHNUfkHa

— Kieran Healy (@kjhealy) January 11, 2021

Sixteen groups — some of them armed and most of them hard-line supporters of President Trump — have registered to stage protests in Washington around the presidential inauguration of Joe Biden, prompting deep concern among federal officials. https://t.co/pBR1bj9IIA

— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 12, 2021

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Monday Morning Open Thread: Preparing to Take Out the Trash

by Anne Laurie|  January 11, 20217:14 am| 202 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, GOP Death Cult, NANCY SMASH!, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

Tonight, in the first interview with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi since a mob smashed its way through the Capitol, Speaker Pelosi tells Lesley Stahl one motivation for impeaching POTUS is to assure he never runs for the presidency again. https://t.co/GB0n5UOLgK pic.twitter.com/aU6dCSO2BQ

— 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) January 10, 2021

Consequences?!? gasps Lelie Stahl, for a *Republican*?

Consequences, Speaker Pelosi asserts grimly.

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The person who is running the Executive Branch of our government is deranged, unhinged, and dangerous. @60Minutes pic.twitter.com/HoiTWc1zQx

— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) January 11, 2021

House Democrats are planning a vote to urge Vice President Mike Pence to take steps to remove President Trump from office following the deadly Capitol siege, as momentum grows for a second impeachment https://t.co/2qfdKAASJi pic.twitter.com/FOZLGk6pgT

— Reuters (@Reuters) January 11, 2021

Or then again, suggests Rep. Clyburn, we could let the sorry bastid twist in the wind, while we do the most important stuff first…

—>> Clyburn: House may wait until after Biden's first 100 days to send impeachment articles to Senate – CNNPolitics https://t.co/ptjf4rPWKm

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) January 10, 2021

President Trump has lost the support of many former loyalists in his administration after a riot at the U.S. Capitol that he helped provoke, and his White House is in 'meltdown' as it lurches through his final days, current and former officials said https://t.co/Gz3be3RMab

— Reuters (@Reuters) January 11, 2021


And this four-year gap in your resume?
I was in prison.
You *sure* you weren’t working for the Trump administration?
Nope. Prison!

REPUBLICANS: “We just lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, the respect of the world and 350,000 lives, meet us in the middle.”

No.

— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) January 10, 2021

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