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Enhanced Protest Techniques

Gun Safety PSA: Back to School Essentials

by Anne Laurie|  September 19, 201910:52 am| 105 Comments

This post is in: Enhanced Protest Techniques, gun safety, Open Threads, Seriously

Trigger warning — this spot is almost too effective…

Seriously good work by the Sandy Hook Promise people — I learned about it from a spot on the local news, and I suspect it’s going viral on the airwaves as well as in social media.

On a technical level, this is an incredibly well-made PSA with riveting performances. On an emotional level, this is a devastating take on school shootings that ends so disturbingly, I had to text my 20 yr old kid to make sure she was okay. She is… And yet I’m still crying. https://t.co/cN86XiIyqH

— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) September 18, 2019

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Late Night KKKlown Car Open Thread: The GOP Retreat (But Trump Found Them Anyway)

by Anne Laurie|  September 15, 20191:39 am| 26 Comments

This post is in: Enhanced Protest Techniques, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Racist-In-Chief, Republican Stupidity, All Too Normal, Clown car, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

Literally LOLed at the hotel internet password for the GOP retreat-> pic.twitter.com/5AACL9l6u1

— Rachael Bade (@rachaelmbade) September 12, 2019

There goes the neighborhood. https://t.co/31LVTAyuGL

— David Simon (@AoDespair) September 12, 2019

An inflatable President Trump rat sits in the parking lot at the corner of Eastern Ave. and President St., in view of the Marriott hotel where President Trump is due to speak later this evening. pic.twitter.com/a5SBABt6YY

— ulysses muñoz ☀️ (@y00lz) September 12, 2019

Even though it meant not live-tweeting during the DNC’s Houston debate, where he was guaranteed a (considerably less flattering) large audience. Per the Washington Post:

… With the president speaking here Thursday to a closed-door retreat of House Republicans, scores of protesters gathered to express opposition to White House policies and outrage at Trump’s recent tweets calling Maryland’s largest city “the Worst in the USA.”

The visit by the president — who maligned Baltimore as a “disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess” where “no human being would want to live” — was limited to a dinnertime speech kicking off the GOP retreat at the Baltimore Marriott Waterfront Hotel in Harbor East.

House Republicans selected Baltimore as the location for their three-day conference long before the president’s attack on the city, where Democrats outnumber Republicans 10 to 1. Well before the White House announced that Trump would attend the conference, a coalition of advocacy groups calling themselves the Baltimore Welcoming Committee had planned days of rallies to protest GOP policies on immigration, climate change and other topics. There was to be a singalong, a light show and a dance party. Organizer Sharon Black said Trump’s scheduled appearance “upped the ante.”

“This is about the remarks about Baltimore and his policies. You can’t really separate the two,” she said…

Of course, Donny Dollhands goes nowhere without a few of his devoted sycophants…

Absolutely effing disgusting. House GOP leader Kevin McCarthy is once again spinning conspiracy theories about why his party lost the midterms, from @DanMartinTalks https://t.co/YAVbbYyzJQ

— David Nir (@DavidNir) September 13, 2019

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While Democrats debated policy, Trump gave a bizarre, dark speech to House Republicans in which he pushed fake tax cuts and made-up health care plans.

The differences between the parties couldn't have been starker. #DemDebate #DemocraticDebate https://t.co/AnnZYQO8vL

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 13, 2019

At their retreat, House Republicans are simultaneously calling for 1) debt reduction and 2) making the Trump tax cuts permanent.https://t.co/MOlBw46izK

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) September 13, 2019

Meanwhile, Trump told Republicans tonight that “we will always protect patients with preexisting conditions.”

His DOJ is in court trying to undo the protections for people with pre-existing conditions in the ACA.

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) September 13, 2019

S.V. Date, at HuffPost:

For those who spent their evening last night watching the Dem debate and missed the president's speech to House Republicans at their retreat in Baltimore, here is my pool report. pic.twitter.com/LCrp4tnHGw

— S.V. Dáte (@svdate) September 13, 2019

Trump’s remarks lasted 68 minutes, in a low energy speech, possibly because of the low energy audience. He alternated between reading from his teleprompters and ad-libbing, resulting in him frequently returning to topics he had already covered once or twice before…

This reads like a stream-of-consciousness poem from one of the Beats who got ostracized because he was using *too much* benzedrine. https://t.co/CHoHh2V4zW

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) September 13, 2019

Late Night KKKlown Car Open Thread: The GOP Retreat (But Trump Found Them Anyway)Post + Comments (26)

Happy Reminder Open Thread: #MoscowMitch Is *Very* Annoyed with Us

by Anne Laurie|  September 5, 20191:34 am| 39 Comments

This post is in: Enhanced Protest Techniques, Free Markets Solve Everything, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement

McConnell Complains ‘Moscow Mitch’ Moniker Is ‘Over The Top’ https://t.co/ucW3JNqDEP via @TPM

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) September 3, 2019

As a good bidnizman, McConnell believes the #MoscowMitch label is damaging his personal brand. He’s for sale to any sufficiently wealthy buyer, not just the GRU! So he vented with Hugh ‘Ambulatory Cream Cheese Sculpture’* Hewitt:

… “It’s modern-day McCarthyism,” McConnell said during a radio interview on Salem Media Group’s “Hugh Hewitt Show” when asked about the nickname he received after blocking Democrats’ efforts to pass bipartisan election security bills…

McConnell faced heavy scrutiny following his decision in July to block requests from Democratic senators to pass bills aimed at strengthening America’s election infrastructure by unanimous consent.

The move came a day after former special counsel Robert Mueller publicly warned that Russia was trying to interfere in the 2020 elections as we “sit here.”…

“These pundits are lying, lying when they dismiss the work that has been done. They’re lying when they insist I have personally blocked actions which, in fact, I have championed and the Senate has passed. They are lying when they suggest that either party is against defending our democracy,” he said during the Senate floor speech.

The bills blocked by McConnell would require the use of paper ballots and direct campaigns to report offers of assistance from foreign governments to the FBI.

*h/t Betty Cracker

Mitch McConnell is fine with you calling him “Death Destroyer of Worlds,” just not #MoscowMitch

— Schooley (@Rschooley) September 4, 2019

So @senatemajldr doesn’t like being called Moscow Mitch so please don’t do that, taking care to tag him and possibly using a bot to do it automatically https://t.co/Vj7UwELkz9

— NumberOneHat (@Popehat) September 4, 2019

Alternative #hack, too also:

I joined the Marines to defend American democracy overseas. I did my duty, but, here at home, Congress hasn’t taken adequate measures to secure our elections. It’s past time for Mitch McConnell to act.https://t.co/jm6hg6RLwv

— Amy McGrath (@AmyMcGrathKY) September 3, 2019

I’m running because every Kentuckian should have access to affordable health care—no matter where they live or how much they make. Join me to fight for health care, defeat Mitch, and defend democracy: https://t.co/DNlVa3OeJa

— Amy McGrath (@AmyMcGrathKY) September 3, 2019

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Late Night Sad Trombone Open Thread: The Boston ‘Straight Pride’ Parade

by Anne Laurie|  August 31, 201911:52 pm| 35 Comments

This post is in: Enhanced Protest Techniques, Open Threads, Clown car, Go Fuck Yourself, Nobody could have predicted

Was worried that Milo’s straight pride parade would cause traffic problems here my last day in Boston but the traffic, like Milo, appears irrelevant and overstated.

— NumberOneHat (@Popehat) August 31, 2019

These two men traveled for 8 hours from Pennsylvania to Boston Straight Pride to represent the banned reddit subreddit /r/frenworld one is holding a pillow of Youtuber Sargon of Akkad pic.twitter.com/1i6HT8W8i1

— Sam Bishop (@sebishop99) August 31, 2019

You know the ‘straight pride’ luzers have themselves an image problem when they choose a parade marshal whose profession is being gay, but right-wing. Sam Bishop’s twitter feed includes shots from the whole sad performance. Per the Boston Globe:

Outdone by numbers and noise from thousands of protesters, a few hundred marchers in a controversial Straight Pride Parade were jeered and heckled Saturday afternoon during a mile-long procession from Copley Square to City Hall Plaza.

“Shame on you!” many of the protesters yelled as the parade, flanked by hundreds of police officers, passed block after block of security barricades on normally busy downtown streets, which had been closed for the event.

After the rally ended at 4 p.m., some of the protesters turned their anger toward the mayor and police, whom they assailed for allowing the parade and then protecting the marchers…

Boston police reported 36 arrests, but spokesman Sergeant John Boyle gave no details. Four police officers suffered non-life-threatening injuries, he said.

Mayor Martin J. Walsh, who was attending a Jump Into Peace event in Roxbury, said the march “is not any representation of who we are as a city.”

About 600 protesters outnumbered an estimated 200 marchers after the parade reached City Hall Plaza, where police kept protesters behind barricades about 200 feet from a concert stage where the Straight Pride rally was held…

Parade organizer Mark Sahady is part of Resist Marxism, a group founded by an alt-right leader that has a history of violence. That group had helped organize a “free speech” rally in Boston in 2017 that critics said attracted white nationalists.

The grand marshal was Milo Yiannopoulos, a former Breitbart editor who has been banned from Facebook and Twitter for hate speech, was among several speakers at the rally…

So Sahady and his little buddies succeeded in wasting a ton of the city’s money protecting them from the abuse they were demanding, and ramping up the tension another notch between the cops and the ‘counter-culture’. Which was what they were hoping for, after all, so at least they have *that* consolation.

The #StraightPrideParade now on its way to City Hall Plaza. #Boston25 pic.twitter.com/44RayYZVRU

— Kelly Sullivan (@ksullivannews) August 31, 2019

Join me right now in making a contribution. TY to the allies & accomplices who stood in the gap & laid their bodies on the line today in affront #LGBT hate march. To everyone feeling unseen & vulnerable today…we got you. Equitable outrage. Our destinies & freedoms are tied. https://t.co/xwHQDX7UG2

— Ayanna Pressley (@AyannaPressley) August 31, 2019

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Naming & Shaming Open Thread: Even Trump’s Supporters Find the Association Embarrassing

by Anne Laurie|  August 8, 201911:52 am| 242 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, C.R.E.A.M., Enhanced Protest Techniques, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, All Too Normal, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, I'm Too Big To Cry/Hurts Too Much To Laugh

[Fanfare: Flugelhorns & Euphoniums]

This is the most stunningly hypocritical thing Maggie Haberman has ever said.

Her own paper published the donors to the Clinton Foundation. Apparently that's ok but Joaquin Castro going to the FEC website and printing out already publicly disclosed Trump campaign donors is bad. https://t.co/zx4nWNkklg

— Matthew Chapman (@fawfulfan) August 7, 2019

Trump campaign donors smeared by accusation they donated to Trump https://t.co/pfJyeAVN08

— Scott Lemieux (@LemieuxLGM) August 7, 2019

Rep. Joaquin Castro — he’s the twin brother of Julian Castro — tweeted out a campaign add that featured a list including the names and occupations of people in his San Antonio congressional district who had given the legal maximum to the Trump re-election campaign in 2019 (This is of course public information, which anybody can look up, and I encourage you to do so).

Naturally this elicited shrieks of outrage from the Republican party establishment that simply publicizing the fact that people are in 2019 donating money to a white supremacist who inspires his followers to murder Hispanics like Castro himself was also a form of “inciting violence against private citizens” because [step in argument missing]….

If you are giving Trump money at this point you are a garbage person, who should be named, shamed, and shunned. I think it’s an excellent idea to publicize the names of people who are donating to Trump, in order to boycott their businesses, while exercising the core First Amendment right to let everyone know that Trump supporters are, individually and collectively, garbage people who should be ostracized by any and every decent human being…

Republicans: God I hope no one at work finds out I donated to Trump

Democrats: Wearing “I just donated to Elizabeth Warren” T-shirts to work https://t.co/OV82miBQlv

— Danny Ocean (@The_UnSilent_) August 7, 2019

The Right freaking out about being outed for supporting Trump is the biggest tell in political history.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) August 7, 2019

No one was targeted or harassed in my post. You know that. All that info is routinely published.

You’re trying to distract from the racism that has overtaken the GOP and the fact that President Trump spends donor money on thousands of ads about Hispanics “invading” America. 1/2 https://t.co/TwUDC4m5tO

— Joaquin Castro (@JoaquinCastrotx) August 7, 2019

Donald Trump has put a target on the back of millions. And you’re too cowardly or agreeable to say anything about it.

How about I stop mentioning Trump’s public campaign donors and he stops using their money for ads that fuel hate?

— Joaquin Castro (@JoaquinCastrotx) August 7, 2019

But SERIOUSLY:

5/ Someone who gives all that money to the Trump campaign generally wants it known, so that Republicans will take their calls and be responsive to their concerns.

— Josh Chafetz (@joshchafetz) August 7, 2019

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7/ Disclosure is one of the few tools the Supreme Court has left the political process with to regulate these interactions between donors and elected officials/campaigns.

— Josh Chafetz (@joshchafetz) August 7, 2019

9/ If you wanna buy access, fine, conservative appointees to the Court have made that your right. But to buy political access and then cry foul when someone shines a light on it is just too rich.*

* pun quasi-intended

— Josh Chafetz (@joshchafetz) August 7, 2019

5/ They also seem to be ignoring an interesting conservative underpinning to this question.

Being afraid of exposure because you support Donald Trump financially is a market signal to others. Market actions have market consequences.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 7, 2019

7/ Information is fungible. Donor records are symmetrical information.

No one has an advantage or disadvantage in accessing them.

Donating money over the reporting limit is an entry into the political arena. If that has market consequences for you, oh well.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 7, 2019

It’s interesting to me that the possibility that donors could pressure Trump to step back from the racist ledge isn’t even ventured as a hypothetical in this scenario.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 7, 2019


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Of course, when it’s the GOP, there’s always more than *one* ‘questions have been raised’…

Developer Stephen Ross, of The Related Companies, (which developed Hudson Yards and owns @Equinox and @soulcycle) is hosting a fundraiser for President Trump in The Hamptons. $250,000 for lunch, a photo and a private roundtable. https://t.co/unTnaKTMav

— Derick Waller (@wallerABC7) August 6, 2019

‘I want to re-elect the racist but that doesn’t mean I support his racism, which is part of his core message’ https://t.co/lF86FMSdVF

— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) August 7, 2019

The fact that the SoulCycle Billionaire guy, under pressure, wants to explain that he supports Trump for the tax cuts and not for the racism is actually a clarifying and important moment about what’s really happening in America.

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) August 7, 2019

None of the tycoons at the Hamptons fundraiser would do a business deal with Trump because he was so utterly untrustworthy. But now they’ve got their tax cuts and access to Jared and Mnuchin and Ross. So they’re on board, and the country be damned. They deserve Elizabeth Warren.

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) August 7, 2019

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Repub Venality Open Thread: Impeach Bill “Very Low” Barr?

by Anne Laurie|  July 3, 201911:09 pm| 32 Comments

This post is in: Enhanced Protest Techniques, Impeachment, Indict the MOFO, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel, Assholes, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

May be nothing more important right now than impeaching Barr. He needs to be taken out for many reasons, maybe none more significant than he’s about the only person around Trump who’s as malevolent &btraitorous who’s also somewhat competent

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) July 4, 2019

IMO, this is not a bad idea — Barr’s extremely skittery about having to explain his legal ‘reasoning’ beyond ‘If the President does it, it is not illegal, that’s for sure’. There’s plenty of skeletons we know about in Barr’s closet(s), going back to his participation in the Great Clenis Hunt if not earlier…

But that’s the thing; there actually isn’t a deep pool of people who are traitorous, willing to work for a mercurial narcissistic asshole, and who are competent. https://t.co/44BYKJx7Lo

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) July 4, 2019

And imagine Barr in a hearing; he’s such an insufferable ass that there would be few who would find him sympathetic. And it’s plausible that if it’s causing bad press for Trump that he’d do what he always does: throw Barr under the bus.

We need to a conflict btwn Barr & Javanka

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) July 4, 2019

With him it’s less about removing him than about rattling the crap out of the administration, and maybe prompting Trump to push out Barr. (And don’t say Trump won’t do that, his entire life he’s tossed people overboard for being an inconvenience to him) https://t.co/BtunxJTp36

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) July 4, 2019

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Independence Day Planning Open Thread: Get Your Tee Now!

by Anne Laurie|  June 23, 20195:48 pm| 45 Comments

This post is in: Enhanced Protest Techniques, Excellent Links, Hail to the Hairpiece, Military, Open Threads, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

Veterans plan to give out USS John McCain shirts at July 4 celebration led by Trump https://t.co/E5bsSF24ri

— VoteVets (@votevets) June 22, 2019

Of course, his minions will do their best to protect Lord Smallgloves from knowing about this. But when the MAGAts are faced with the conundrum of choosing between ‘defending Dear Leader’ and ‘supporting Our Sacred Military’… well, if it’s actually possible for heads to explode, Garden State Fireworks and Fireworks by Grucci may have some competition on the National Mall!

To those asking, you can donate to help fund @RagsOfHonorUSA's effort herehttps://t.co/ftUPAioSEC

NOTE: No funds are being kept by VoteVets. All donations will 100% be given to Rags of Honor, so they can hire more veterans, including homeless veterans.

— VoteVets (@votevets) June 22, 2019

Yes they are for sale herehttps://t.co/skJCjwit0u

— VoteVets (@votevets) June 22, 2019

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