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Russiagate

Late Night Open Thread: Canine Blogging

by Anne Laurie|  November 2, 20191:55 am| 41 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads, Russiagate, Clown car, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

Random stuff *I* found entertaining…

"Shannon– that is NOT a coyote — it's a husky!" pic.twitter.com/KqdKVtWgM1

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) October 31, 2019

Opposite is happening here in Denver… pic.twitter.com/9vjXQhdDOi

— Bob Jones (@bob_j) October 31, 2019

pic.twitter.com/GTDZ6wOUQ5

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) October 31, 2019


 

Maria Butina: “I think it's an American, very old saying that suggests that wolves have teeth, but not all animals with teeth are wolves” https://t.co/byHr87nOxZ

— Vera Bergengruen (@VeraMBergen) November 1, 2019

That’s my question to you Americans!

— Vera Bergengruen (@VeraMBergen) November 1, 2019

It’s an old saying from Georgia, just south of…Russia!

— GoodWitchHunting (@roxknox0608) November 1, 2019

It’s part of a question from an old American test, the LSAT.

— Will Portello (@WillPortello) November 1, 2019

As an American who researches wolf-human discourse and lore, I'm not familiar with that proverb. Kind of sounds like a version of this one, though:
"Not everything that is grey is a wolf"
However, that's a Russian proverb, not an American one. Sure it's just an honest mistake.

— Michael Lukas, Interdisciplinary Ph.D. (@JoyfulSisyphean) November 1, 2019


 

Conan is a female dog. Trump is just a little b****. https://t.co/Dn4d4GCjkc

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) November 2, 2019

Late Night Open Thread: Canine BloggingPost + Comments (41)

Russiagate Open Thread: BUTTGHAZI

by Anne Laurie|  October 26, 201912:25 am| 27 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Russiagate, Trump Crime Cartel, All Too Normal, Assholes, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

!! Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed an NBC News reporter — twice — leaving long voicemail messages in which he's heard discussing Joe Biden, business in Bahrain and his need for cash.

"The problem is we need some money," Giuliani says to unidentified man.https://t.co/GTewUkCgSS

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 25, 2019

You knew it was about time for another ‘Roody Coloodi’ (h/t Hoarse Whisperer) Giuliani arc in this soap opera… and what a twist it is, folks!

Asshat buttdials reporter.

Send tweet. https://t.co/ZUsUhSs2bf

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) October 25, 2019

#ButtHisVoicemails

— Kim Scare-elle ? (@kim) October 25, 2019

"I have yet to receive an intentional or unintentional call back," @richschapiro says when asked what Giuliani has said in response to questions about the butt-dial voicemails. https://t.co/zcY9UEJ0NR pic.twitter.com/jcNioyNDcy

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) October 25, 2019

Plausible that’s who Rudy was talking to: crank who worked for Frank Gaffney at group denounced by ADL for being a conspiracy theory-mongering hate group, former corporate lobbyist, white, male, and almost 70 years old. https://t.co/4JzQKOQ9XZ

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) October 26, 2019

I just assume they’ve got everyone in Congress who is suicidally loyal to Trump on tape. https://t.co/7enmKg8Rkj

— Schooley (@Rschooley) October 25, 2019

There’s a reason they call him the worlds most expensive free lawyer

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) October 25, 2019

Anyone who has cared for an aging relative in cognitive decline knows that cell phones become a point of attack for scammers. But usually the aging relative isn't the scammer.

— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) October 25, 2019

Looks like we've got a trend story. pic.twitter.com/Wn1Hn1zzcU

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) October 25, 2019

You mean that guy who put his emergency operations center in the World Trade Center? https://t.co/HhIhnVsrCH

— xpostfactoid (@xpostfactoid) October 25, 2019

Ukranian 1: ANYONE ELSE YOU WANT CALL? HERE IS MY CELL PHONE. YOU CALL INTERPOL?

Giuliani: please please it was .. they were mistakes

Ukranian 2: YOU ARE WORSE CRIMINAL WE EVER MEET, AND WE LIVED IN FLORIDA

FBI Agent On Speaker Phone: guys guys stop shouting it's kinda echo-y

— HumanScumHat (@Popehat) October 25, 2019

Russiagate Open Thread: BUTTGHAZIPost + Comments (27)

Impeachment Inquiry Open Thread: Bill Barr Drops His Figleaf

by Anne Laurie|  October 24, 201910:03 pm| 161 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Russiagate, Trump Crime Cartel, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Decline and Fall, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom, Security Theatre

Looking forward to the new cascade of whistleblowers from this thing. https://t.co/Q2oEiOapYc

— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) October 25, 2019

NYT: William Barr’s Justice Dept has opened a criminal inquiry into the origins of ‘Crossfire Hurricane’ — the code name for the FBI’s Russia investigation https://t.co/GxcFMPT7eT

— Josh Campbell (@joshscampbell) October 25, 2019

… Justice Department officials have shifted an administrative review of the Russia investigation closely overseen by Attorney General William P. Barr to a criminal inquiry, according to two people familiar with the matter. The move gives the prosecutor running it, John H. Durham, the power to subpoena for witness testimony and documents, to impanel a grand jury and to file criminal charges…

Mr. Trump has made clear that he sees the typically independent Justice Department as a tool to be wielded against his political enemies. That view factors into the impeachment investigation against him, as does his long obsession with the origins of the Russia inquiry. House Democrats are examining in part whether his pressure on Ukraine to open investigations into theories about the 2016 election constituted an abuse of power.

The move also creates an unusual situation in which the Justice Department is conducting a criminal investigation into itself…

It was not clear what potential crime Mr. Durham is investigating, nor when the criminal investigation was prompted. A Justice Department spokeswoman declined to comment…

Revelations so far about Mr. Durham’s investigation have shown that he has focused in his first months on the accusations that Mr. Trump’s conservative allies have made about the origins of the Russia inquiry in their efforts to undermine it. Mr. Durham’s efforts have prompted criticism that he and Mr. Barr are trying to deliver the president a political victory, though investigators would typically run down all aspects of a case to complete a review of it…

What Barr is doing in Europe is just a more careful version of what Giuliani is doing.

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) October 25, 2019

dollars to donuts, this will end up being another article of impeachment https://t.co/dHs0wzrDHP

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 25, 2019

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The conspiracy theory at the heart of the Barr/Durham investigation has been smacked down the three US allies–Australia, Italy, and the UK–whose officials it accuses of sabotaging the Trump campaign (see, e.g. https://t.co/Z1LvwOEpLj, and last week https://t.co/9xv1mGWJmv).

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 25, 2019

Cold War is riddled with examples of even trusted allies being suspicious of moles and leaks in each orher’s services. US/UK relationship is a monument to this. Now our allies need only worry about the US president and Chuckles the AG.

— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) October 25, 2019

The Justice Department's investigation of the investigators appears to be turning into a criminal probe, the NYT reports: https://t.co/5BMYL3egck Time to redouble scrutiny of Bart's enabling of Trump's corruption, as outlined in this piece and thread: https://t.co/yjyVABQqEx

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) October 25, 2019

Reup, on all the ways Bill Barr's DOJ is obstructing connecting the dots on Parnas, Furman, Rudy, and his own disinformation investigation.

If the AG Is Involved in a Foreign Influence Operation, Does He Have to Register with Himself?https://t.co/14uMGFI8Su

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) October 24, 2019

What William Barr is not investigating while he's busy investigating why anyone investigated the last time Russia invaded our elections. https://t.co/B51NARcz4Q

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) October 25, 2019

His legacy was the guy who finished the cover-up of Iran Contra and wanted to investigate Bill Clinton. https://t.co/dYAW7Rw0zs

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) October 25, 2019

Too be clear, Barr didn't decide to become a Trump loyalist. Barr's "problem" is that he has the most radical viewpoint of executive authority of anyone who has ever held that position- way worse than any of the "unitary theorists" in the GW Bush Admin. Barr is actually dangerous https://t.co/rSRy3AkFrH

— Rachel "The Doc" Bitecofer ???? (@RachelBitecofer) October 25, 2019

Impeachment Inquiry Open Thread: Bill Barr Drops His FigleafPost + Comments (161)

Russiagate Open Thread: How Many Repub Senators Does the GRU Already Own?

by Anne Laurie|  October 10, 201910:51 pm| 166 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Russia, Russiagate, All Too Normal, Decline and Fall, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

??????
“We uncorked a tiny bottle of champagne … took one gulp each and looked into each other’s eyes …. We uttered almost in unison: ‘We made America great’”
— Operative at Kremlin-directed IRA after Trump won the election, per Senate Intel reporthttps://t.co/tYmyxPIiJt

— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) October 8, 2019

Sure, it’s not like anyone paying attention didn’t already know this, but you’d think verification of a long-standing, ongoing attack against America by a foreign power would get some traction in the news, yes?

… The long-pending report by the Intelligence panel concluded that Russia directed an aggressive social media campaign to hurt Democrat Hillary Clinton and help Trump in the 2016 presidential election and warns similar efforts to interfere in U.S. politics are still under way. It was a bipartisan endorsement of the finding made by U.S. intelligence agencies and often questioned by Trump.

The report, two years in the making, found that the Internet Research Agency “was overtly and almost invariably supportive of then-candidate Trump to the detriment of Secretary Clinton’s campaign.” As part of that effort, it targeted African-Americans through social media more than any other group…

Senator Mark Warner of Virginia, the committee’s top Democrat, warned of more interference to come in next year’s election. “There’s no doubt that bad actors will continue to try to weaponize the scale and reach of social media platforms to erode public confidence and foster chaos,” he said…

Among the findings were efforts by the Kremlin-directed IRA to convert social media into real-world actions. Operatives posing as U.S. political activists also “sought help from the Trump campaign to procure campaign materials and to organize and promote rallies.”…

The panel urged that lawmakers consider expanding to social media the existing transparency requirements for political advertising on TV or the radio. Facebook, Google and Twitter have all put together ad transparency databases, but differences between them persist and legislative vehicles, such as the “Honest Ads Act” that Warner supports, have stalled.

Senator Kamala Harris, a member of the Intelligence Committee who’s running for the Democratic presidential nomination, said in a statement that the Russian tactics were “designed to suppress the votes of black Americans in particular” and that social media companies must step up their efforts to fight disinformation. She said they need to “ensure their workforces are diverse enough to identify and understand the cultural nuances that foreign actors exploit to divide and harm Americans.”

(Yeah, I still don’t trust Burr, because he’s retreated to the ‘what could us poor Repubs do? They held a gun to our heads!’ defense. Squeak the f*ck up, at the very least, traitor-enabler.)

NOTABLE: The #1 recommendation from the committee to the Executive Branch: "Reinforce with the public the danger of attempted foreign interference in the 2020 election."https://t.co/T3KD3Y6OPC

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) October 8, 2019

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Senate Intel report is very detailed; a lot has been reported before:
*Russian fake accounts attacking Mitt Romney when Trump was considering him for Secretary of State
*Attacks on Ted Cruz/Marco Rubio during the Republican primary
*Extremely successful fake news stories

— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) October 8, 2019

“Russia is waging an information warfare campaign against the U.S. that didn’t start and didn’t end with the 2016 election," said Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC). “Their goal is broader: to sow societal discord and erode public confidence in government.” https://t.co/tf8eZiD0Bi

— Rod Rosenstein (@RodRosenstein) October 8, 2019

Remember that McConnell refused to join Obama & publicly talk about the Russian attack on the election. Good chance _he_ has something to hide https://t.co/ZBEErh1O2l

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) October 9, 2019

Russiagate Open Thread: How Many Repub Senators Does the GRU Already Own?Post + Comments (166)

Late Night Open Thread: (Slightly NSFW) Like & Share

by Anne Laurie|  October 9, 20191:31 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: Because of wow., Impeachment Inquiry, Republican Venality, Russiagate, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

holy shit watch this pic.twitter.com/QSrB69WdN8

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) October 8, 2019

Late Night Open Thread: (Slightly NSFW) Like & SharePost + Comments (37)

Urkranium-1 Open Thread: The ‘Unified Morons Theory’

by Anne Laurie|  October 6, 20194:35 pm| 76 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Russia, Russiagate, All Too Normal, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

(Matt Davies via GoComics.com)
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I like this. The unified moron theory. https://t.co/WH3jQv8zry

— Schooley (@Rschooley) October 4, 2019

There is a growing body of empirical support for Marcotte’s theory:

As one of apparently only a dozen people who bothered to read the Mueller report, what struck me as the likeliest explanation for the events in the Russia section was this: Russia agents did seriously consider looping Trump, who badly wanted in, to their conspiracy.

— Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) October 4, 2019

The Russians then realized Trump’s people were a nest of idiots who were *definitely* going to get caught if they were included in the real conspiracy. So they decided, wisely, to go in another direction to install this idiot, who they had confirmed as idiot, as our president.

— Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) October 4, 2019

This Ukraine scandal, Trump’s attempt to get in on a real conspiracy by making his own after the Russians iced him out, just proves that their caution in including him was well-earned.

Just a theory, but I think a good one.

— Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) October 4, 2019

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Further support:

I almost forgot. Those texts between Trump diplomats seeking dirt from Ukraine? They were sent not on State Dept email but on WhatsApp. https://t.co/Wzh9SuYx5Y

— Greg Miller (@gregpmiller) October 5, 2019

Backstory:

At every step, the conspiracy theory President Trump’s inner-circle believes has been debunked.

Its three parts don’t make sense together.

Yet Giuliani, Barr and Pompeo have been flying around the world, trying to retrofit evidence to fit its conclusion.https://t.co/CMMwlg8ScM

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) October 3, 2019

Urkranium-1 Open Thread: The ‘Unified Morons Theory’Post + Comments (76)

Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Snippets for Insomniacs

by Anne Laurie|  August 23, 20191:28 am| 74 Comments

This post is in: Gun Issues, Open Threads, Russiagate, All Too Normal, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Clown car, Nobody could have predicted

Your subsidies dry up and your kids, suddenly denied youtube, form a maize-centric cult that purges all adults and outlanders. https://t.co/0HncqjOV8F

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) August 23, 2019


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“Becaue universal background checks would be… intrusive… “

They built a prototype that can detect behaviors and character traits associated with serial killers and potential school shooters. Sadly the machine overloaded and set itself on fire after it was tested on Stephen Miller. https://t.co/FS1Jk0Zr1z

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) August 22, 2019

The government’s not going to do gun control so they’re thinking about doing Minority Report instead. https://t.co/L3zIFtU5GS

— Matt Pearce ?? (@mattdpearce) August 22, 2019


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Somebody watched one too many Cold War thrillers…

Hi, just in case you didn't think things could get weirder, the former CEO of Overstock is on Fox saying that the feds told him he should sleep with Maria Butina pic.twitter.com/3KvkLRhYUL

— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) August 22, 2019


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Finally… minor, but still irksome:

“I’m going to stick around. Period,” John Delaney says of a presidential campaign that began not this July, or last July, but the July before that. pic.twitter.com/rzFbUOXUlU

— Christopher Cadelago (@ccadelago) August 23, 2019


STOP TRYING TO MAKE ‘DELANY’ HAPPEN, JOHN! YOU’RE NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

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