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An Unexamined Scandal

The Susan Rice Email: There Is No There There, There Never Was, and There Never Will Be

by Adam L Silverman|  May 19, 202010:21 pm| 34 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, America, An Unexamined Scandal, Domestic Politics, Election 2016, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Russia, Russiagate, Saudi Arabia, Silverman on Security, Trump-Russia

The President, Republican members of the House and the Senate, Fox News personalities and talking heads, the President’s surrogates on other broadcast and cable news shows, the conservative social, digital, and news media, and the President’s campaign officials and surrogates have been calling for the release of the email that former Assistant to the President-National Security Advisor (AP-NSA) Susan Rice sent to herself in January 2017 as a memorialization of the meeting about what the FBI’s counterintelligence officials had been discovering about LTG (ret) Flynn and his activities before he joined the President’s 2016 campaign, during the campaign, and during the transition.

This was purposefully conflated with unmasking by Congressman Nunes as part of his agitprop that President  Obama and his senior officials spied on the President’s campaign, including seeking to unmask LTG (ret) Flynn in signals intelligence collected on foreign targets. When the Trump administration declassified and released Rice’s email to herself, they only declassified and released part of it. Which, of course, led to screaming and yelling about coverups and conspiracies. Dr. Rice has long requested they declassify the whole email, as well as the transcripts of LTG (ret) Flynn’s calls with Ambassador Kislyak, as well as other Russian officials, and officials from other countries. Earlier today the Trump administration declassified and released the remainder of Dr. Rice’s email and no surprises at all, there’s nothing untoward at all in it.

The Susan Rice Email: There Is No There There, There Never Was, and There Never Will Be

As can be clearly seen from reading the email, no one involved did anything untoward, unethical, and/or illegal. As was the case with the unmasking conspiracy theory, there is no there there.

Here is Dr. Rice’s statement from this afternoon:

The Susan Rice Email: There Is No There There, There Never Was, and There Never Will Be 1 The Susan Rice Email: There Is No There There, There Never Was, and There Never Will Be 2

And while Republican elected officials* and their surrogates are trying to spin this as evidence of illegality, it isn’t. And the most amusing part of today is that Senator Graham hung his tuchas way, way, way, way out over the edge this morning expecting to turn this into a scandal that he could weaponize on behalf of the President’s, as well as his own, reelection chances.

This could backfire on Graham-Trump.

Graham letter to Grenell, Barr asks for new list of unmasking requests that revealed Trump campaign/transition associates "and the reason given for any such request."

Likely to show national security threats involving those US persons. pic.twitter.com/h2nzo0GQco

— Ryan Goodman (@rgoodlaw) May 19, 2020

Ooopsie!!!!!

To quickly summarize:

  1. Dr. Rice’s email to herself memorializing the 5 JAN 2017 meeting with President Obama, VP Biden, FBI Director Comey, herself, and several others clearly indicates that nothing untoward, unethical, and/or illegal took place. Rather, President Obama made it very clear that everything was to be done by the book.
  2. The release of the entire email further undercuts the Congressman Devin Nunes created agitprop and conspiracy theory that President Obama ordered the FBI to spy on the President’s 2016 campaign and he knows this because the evidence is being covered up in Dr. Rice’s email to herself, which is classified.
  3. That email is now declassified and released and once again Congressman Nunes is unmasked as a none too bright, conspiracy mongering fabulist.
  4. The declassification and release of Dr. Rice’s entire email memorializing the 5 JAN 2017 meeting undercuts Senator Graham’s plans for a Senate Judiciary Committee investigation to get to the bottom of these allegations, because the declassified email shows those allegations to be complete bullshit.

Open thread

* Obligatory:

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Repub Venality Open Thread: FRIST!

by Anne Laurie|  March 20, 20206:28 pm| 94 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, C.R.E.A.M., COVID-19 Coronavirus, Open Threads, Republican Venality, The Party of Fiscal Responsibility

Funny story: I caught a Republican Senate majority leader suspiciously dumping all his stock in the country's biggest hospital chain 15 years ago (which his family ran), but he was let go with no accountability other than not getting to run for president https://t.co/IBAOycYsNN

— Jonathan Myerson Katz (@KatzOnEarth) March 20, 2020

It's almost as if letting people get away with crimes in office teaches them and their co-partisans that crimes are ok, and they should do more of them, even if a bunch of people end up dying as a result! Ah well I'm sure we've learned our lesson now.

— Jonathan Myerson Katz (@KatzOnEarth) March 20, 2020

no one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, compromised Russian assets, pedophile wrestling coaches, mall creepers, sex-trafficking plutocrats, blackout-drunk rapist judges, and bone saw murder apologists would also be the party of insider-trading pandemic profiteers

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) March 20, 2020

“Burr was one of just three senators who in 2012 opposed the bill that explicitly barred lawmakers and their staff from using nonpublic information for trades and required regular disclosure of those trades” https://t.co/URZ1A48BDe

— Ankit Panda (@nktpnd) March 19, 2020

If ABC report holds up, it means an impeached president who has been accused of tax fraud in NYT investigation calls for resignation of GOP Senator accused of insider trading who didn’t run intelligence committee in more partisan manner that the president desired https://t.co/CLhkXXAo75

— David Folkenflik (@davidfolkenflik) March 20, 2020


Richard Burr is so crooked that, as used to be said of Nixon, he has to screw his pants on in the morning… but he’s loyal to the Permanent Republican Party, not to Donald Trump, which is why Trump wants his head on a pike right now. Pay close attention to the other Repubs implicated in this scandal, particularly the wife of the chairman of the NY Stock Exchange:

Buried lede! https://t.co/PpGF8AuTxL pic.twitter.com/oRH405gxqR

— Pavel Velkovsky (@Pvelkovsky) March 20, 2020

Just to be clear, you think it's NOT an opportunity for political posturing, but you thought it WAS an opportunity for economic profit? https://t.co/fYKdXA5lAE

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) March 20, 2020

Loeffler and her NYSE Chair husband are big Trump donors. So, yeah, sure. (I agree she must go. But will she? Only if we all force the issue.)

— Resolve.Action.Love (@Snowman55403) March 20, 2020

Richard Burr selling all his stock right before a crash while Larry Kudlow and Eric Trump are telling the American people they should buy the dip is the perfect vignette from a career scam artist’s administration.

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) March 19, 2020

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Snark Open Thread: The “President” Is Perfectly Fine!

by Anne Laurie|  November 19, 20196:30 pm| 91 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, Open Threads, Trumpery, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It), #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, All Too Normal, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell

Wow, Obama's former doctor is telling @ErinBurnett that Trump is having major neurological problems, especially with "word-finding," and suggests he could be having small strokes.

— Joan Walsh (@joanwalsh) November 19, 2019

From @OutfrontCNN: Dr. David Scheiner, Obama's former doctor, says Trump's "inability to say words sometimes worries me tremendously. He is having trouble word-finding… Comedians joke about it, but it's not a joking matter." pic.twitter.com/OlsjEWxV1e

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) November 19, 2019

Trumps doctor says that "despite some of the speculation, the President has not had any chest pain, nor was he evaluated or treated for any urgent or acute issues."

"Specifically, he did not undergo any specialized cardiac or neurologic evaluations.” https://t.co/vdX4FwtLBG

— Shimon Prokupecz (@ShimonPro) November 19, 2019

When Dick Cheney's cardiologist thinks you may be too secretive https://t.co/fblPC4SZy4

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) November 18, 2019

I called my physician’s office and asked if she could see me sooner for a physical if I only did half of it now and the rest later, but amazingly the response was not to sweep all obstacles from my path and see me immediately https://t.co/K10Scdaquk

— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) November 18, 2019

… … and furthermore I think my relationship with her receptionist may be permanently strained.
“Could you see me sooner if I just did half of it and then the other half later?” I asked, and the scheduler patiently began to explain that unfortunately this was not and had never been how physicals worked.

But just because my primary care physician was unaware that this was how things worked, that does not mean that Donald Trump is not aware. He just wanted to see half of what was wrong (nothing), and he will go back later when he has a free moment. He did the important half of the physical — the doctor banged his knee with the tiny hammer but did not check to see whether it made his leg kick, took his systolic but not his diastolic blood pressure, measured half his height, and discovered that he weighs just slightly over 120 pounds! That all seems great. The results are back, and half of him is 100 percent fine!…

Although when Hillary Clinton coughed, ever, it meant that she was at the brink of death (this is medical science; her humors were out of balance, and her womb was roving through her body), Donald Trump’s sudden decision to just go to visit a doctor and do half his annual physical is not cause for concern. His word is good. He has as many white blood cells as he had people at his inauguration, and his blood pressure is as low as his poll numbers aren’t. He would never lie to us about something important…

I am only half concerned.

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Late Night Schadenfreude / Rumormonging Open Thread – Walter Reed Edition

by Anne Laurie|  November 18, 201912:27 am| 45 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, Enhanced Protest Techniques, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It), All Too Normal, Assholes

I honestly hope there’s no cover-up of Trump health issue, and ordinarily that would be my default assumption. But when @PressSec claims he is up and working every day at 6 AM it reminds me that she has zero credibility about, well, anything. https://t.co/1Uies2XTom

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) November 17, 2019

“Oh, like sitting on the can for an hour or so furiously texting isn’t work?”

I personally subscribe to the theory that, after a bad news week, the Oval Office Occupant had a massive panic attack, complete with chest pain and shortness of breath. But since he’s a uniquely powerful fat old man — and since another 20202 candidate recently suffered ‘chest discomfort’ that turned out to be an actual myocardial infarction — he got hauled off to Walter Reed ASAP, just in case. Didn’t wanna gloat too soon last night, but since there’s no been no honest updates…

I’m sure this is nothing. I mean, all of the concerned people who were carefully investigating Hillary Clinton’s health are such honest brokers, so genuinely dedicated to the welfare of the Republic, that they’d be all over it if the President had a health problem. https://t.co/4YA4gfl3LO

— SecretMissionHat (@Popehat) November 17, 2019

Wait, she’s citing his dissociative rally rambling as evidence of *good* health? https://t.co/C0DcN2CH1g

— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 16, 2019

EVEN MORE: The President wouldn’t have to go to Walter Reed for “a few tests” unless it was significant — the White House Medical Unit is very well equipped and is located — wait for it — in the White House.

— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) November 17, 2019

It may be a career suicide mission, but you really have no choice.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 16, 2019

Trump physicals are the only ones where the doctor ends up with a bad prognosis.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 17, 2019

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Since-deleted tweet, which I found too good not to share:

Trump's at Walter Reed being seen by a proctologist even though Schiff said he could keep the boot.

That Grisham statement is straight-up North Korea. “The doctors asked Dear Leader to visit the hospital to impress them with his fulminous virility!! Evacuate all beta males – there’s a vigor outbreak at Walter Reed!”

— Anna Sproul-Latimer (@annasproul) November 17, 2019

if they start talking about his rigid throbbing health pounding the american economy into a state of euphoria you know he’s in bad shape

— kilgore trout has pringles turducken (@KT_So_It_Goes) November 17, 2019

Though I do not support him I do not wish the President ill health. I wish him good health and a long life until he passes in the distant future, at a ripe old age, surrounded by his family in prison.

— SecretMissionHat (@Popehat) November 17, 2019

The White House should release a picture of Trump holding up a printout of Sean Hannity's latest tweet to prove that he's still alive.

— Daily Trix (@DailyTrix) November 18, 2019

If Trump dies do we get Merrick Garland as his replacement?

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) November 17, 2019

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The other obstruction and witness intimidation case tied to Russia and Ukraine

by David Anderson|  November 15, 201912:16 pm| 75 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, Election 2016, Goddamned Traitors, Grifters Gonna Grift, Mueller Report, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Russia, Trump Crime Cartel, Trump-Russia

Just another day when a president's oldest political adviser is convicted on 7 criminal counts including lying to Congress and witness tampering during a break in an impeachment hearing in which the president's tweets from the morning are described as intimidating by the witness.

— Philip Bump (@pbump) November 15, 2019

Roger Stone was convicted on all counts of obstruction, false statements and witness intimidation.

Open Thread

UPDATE 1

1) Trump on his way to impeachment

2) His longtime political adviser convicted on 7 counts

3) His personal lawyer under investigation for ties to 2 indicted associates

All happening around the noon hour on a Friday.

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) November 15, 2019

At least this Friday has the courtesy of news-dumping during normal business hours.

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Veterans Day 2019: Veterans in Exile

by Adam L Silverman|  November 11, 201910:47 pm| 71 Comments

This post is in: America, An Unexamined Scandal, Domestic Politics, Immigration, Military, Politics, Silverman on Security, War

Senator Duckworth is a national treasure.

I refuse to let them believe that everyone in government has forsaken them.

So I crossed the border to Tijuana to spend #VeteransDay with them, recognizing the sacrifices they made for the country they love. pic.twitter.com/JUyZNl9OBw

— Tammy Duckworth (@SenDuckworth) November 12, 2019

These are daughters and sons who are struggling with wounds both visible and otherwise, yet are unable to get the VA medical care they need because they’ve been deemed less important than partisan politics. pic.twitter.com/JZB3sEDL0I

— Tammy Duckworth (@SenDuckworth) November 12, 2019

We should be ashamed, heartbroken & furious by the treatment of these Veterans. I certainly am. But we should channel those feelings and use them as motivation to do better.

To be better.

These Veterans fought for us for so long.

It’s past time we start fighting for them too. pic.twitter.com/vc9DKpGbnx

— Tammy Duckworth (@SenDuckworth) November 12, 2019

And the President, the Vice President, Stephen Miller, DHS Secretary Kelly, DHS Secretary Nielsen, Acting DHS Secretary McAleneen, Acting USCIS Secretary Cucinelli, Acting Director of ICE Homan, Steve Bannon, and every single American that supports these officials and their actions is a national disgrace. And the next president, provided she or he is a Democrat, damn well better bring these veterans home and hold all of the above to account. I don’t care if some of these veterans have criminal records, I don’t care if some of them have serious PTSD or other issues from their service that led to those criminal records or otherwise somehow violating their immigration status. I don’t care if some of them are undocumented. They raised their hands, they took the oath, and they served the US, many if not most in harm’s way, which is something no one in the Trump family has ever done across five generations in the United States. These people disgust me!

Open thread!

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Speaking of Watching the Disinformation Being Made: The Stupid Edition

by Adam L Silverman|  October 2, 201910:16 pm| 281 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, America, An Unexamined Scandal, Crazification Factor, Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics, Assholes, Clown car, Clown Shoes, Not Normal, Sociopaths, Somewhere a Village is Missing its Idiot

Absolute morons Jacob “I’m Really Going to Commit a Big Boy Crime Any Day Now” Wohl and his unzipped co-conspirator Jack Burckman, fresh off failing to actually dox the Intelligence Community Whistleblower yesterday and today, have reverted to their usual modus operandi of creating sex scandals out of nothing. Having failed to actually bring down Special Counsel Mueller and Mayor Buttigieg with bogus allegations of sexual assault and impropriety have have announced their latest masterpiece. Behold:

The stupid, it burns!

The Warax asked the important question:

jack why do you do this to yourself?

— The Warax. ?? (@iAmTheWarax) October 2, 2019

It is important to remember that Jacob Wohl is the twenty-something aspiring career petty criminal who is currently facing actual real felony charges in California state court. He is also the son of one of the President’s key Jewish-American surrogates. I have been authorized on behalf of the Elders and our revered and venerated leader, the Supreme Babka, to apologize on behalf of the rest of the tribe. We are tremendously sorry about the Wohl mess.

And our own Food Goddess had the best take when I texted Burkman’s tweet too her:

If at 72 Elizabeth Warren is having a fling with a young Marine I say more power to her

Is everyone still enjoying this extra special Jewish New Year and Day’s of Awe Infrastructure Week?

Open thread!

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