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Goddamned Traitors

NC-09 Shenanigans

by David Anderson|  February 21, 20194:04 pm| 40 Comments

This post is in: Election 2018, Goddamned Traitors, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

Breaking news: The North Carolina board of elections called for a new election in North Carolina's 9th congressional district after examining evidence of absentee ballot fraud on behalf of GOP candidate. The vote was unanimous.

— Sam Levine (@srl) February 21, 2019

Who is making book as to when the first criminal charges are filed?

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Trump Treason Long Read Open Thread: Why Matt Whitaker Was So Sweaty Under Questioning

by Anne Laurie|  February 19, 20198:26 pm| 134 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Excellent Links, Goddamned Traitors, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel

NYT: Acting Att Gen Whitaker maybe have perjured himself before a US House committee by claiming Trump never tried to pressure him over the Russia probe. https://t.co/uChQKQOXz9

— John Aravosis ???? (@aravosis) February 19, 2019

If Donald Trump asked Whitaker to interfere in the Cohen investigation with the sdny, we've entered some brand new obstruction of justice territory.

It doesn't matter if Whitaker didn't do it. It matters that Trump asked.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) February 19, 2019

As federal prosecutors in Manhattan gathered evidence late last year about President Trump’s role in silencing women with hush payments during the 2016 campaign, Mr. Trump called Matthew G. Whitaker, his newly installed attorney general, with a question. He asked whether Geoffrey S. Berman, the United States attorney for the Southern District of New York and a Trump ally, could be put in charge of the widening investigation, according to several American officials with direct knowledge of the call.

Mr. Whitaker, who had privately told associates that part of his role at the Justice Department was to “jump on a grenade” for the president, knew he could not put Mr. Berman in charge because Mr. Berman had already recused himself from the investigation. The president soon soured on Mr. Whitaker, as he often does with his aides, and complained about his inability to pull levers at the Justice Department that could make the president’s many legal problems go away…

Mr. Trump’s public war on the inquiry has gone on long enough that it is no longer shocking. Mr. Trump rages almost daily to his 58 million Twitter followers that Mr. Mueller is on a “witch hunt” and has adopted the language of Mafia bosses by calling those who cooperate with the special counsel “rats.” His lawyer talks openly about a strategy to smear and discredit the special counsel investigation. The president’s allies in Congress and the conservative news media warn of an insidious plot inside the Justice Department and the F.B.I. to subvert a democratically elected president.

An examination by The New York Times reveals the extent of an even more sustained, more secretive assault by Mr. Trump on the machinery of federal law enforcement. Interviews with dozens of current and former government officials and others close to Mr. Trump, as well as a review of confidential White House documents, reveal numerous unreported episodes in a two-year drama.

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White House lawyers wrote a confidential memo expressing concern about the president’s staff peddling misleading information in public about the firing of Michael T. Flynn, the Trump administration’s first national security adviser. Mr. Trump had private conversations with Republican lawmakers about a campaign to attack the Mueller investigation. And there was the episode when he asked his attorney general about putting Mr. Berman in charge of the Manhattan investigation.

Mr. Whitaker, who this month told a congressional committee that Mr. Trump had never pressured him over the various investigations, is now under scrutiny by House Democrats for possible perjury…

The story of Mr. Trump’s attempts to defang the investigations has been voluminously covered in the news media, to such a degree that many Americans have lost track of how unusual his behavior is. But fusing the strands reveals an extraordinary story of a president who has attacked the law enforcement apparatus of his own government like no other president in history, and who has turned the effort into an obsession. Mr. Trump has done it with the same tactics he once used in his business empire: demanding fierce loyalty from employees, applying pressure tactics to keep people in line and protecting the brand — himself — at all costs.

It is a public relations strategy as much as a legal strategy — a campaign to create a narrative of a president hounded by his “deep state” foes. The new Democratic majority in the House, and the prospect of a wave of investigations on Capitol Hill this year, will test whether the strategy shores up Mr. Trump’s political support or puts his presidency in greater peril. The president has spent much of his time venting publicly about there being “no collusion” with Russia before the 2016 election, which has diverted attention from a growing body of evidence that he has tried to impede the various investigations…

Significant cameos from various high-profile Republican thugs:

… At a time when Mr. Trump’s lawyers were urging him to cooperate with Mr. Mueller and to tone down his Twitter feed, the president’s fiercest allies in Congress and the conservative news media were busy trying to flip the script on the federal law enforcement agencies and officials who began the inquiry into Mr. Trump’s campaign.

Mr. Gaetz and Mr. Jordan began huddling with like-minded Republicans, sometimes including Representative Mark Meadows, a press-savvy North Carolinian close to Mr. Trump, and Representative Devin Nunes of California, the head of the House Intelligence Committee.

Using Congress’s oversight powers, the Republican lawmakers succeeded in doing what Mr. Trump could not realistically do on his own: force into the open some of the government’s most sensitive investigative files — including secret wiretaps and the existence of an F.B.I. informant — that were part of the Russia inquiry.

House Republicans opened investigations into the F.B.I.’s handling of the Clinton email case and a debunked Obama-era uranium deal indirectly linked to Mrs. Clinton. The lawmakers got a big assist from the Justice Department, which gave them private texts recovered from two senior F.B.I. officials who had been on the Russia case…

DOJ is standing by Whitaker who is standing by his testimony. Statement from DOJ spokesperson Kerri Kupec: pic.twitter.com/kZzT7j35oO

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) February 19, 2019

This is not a denial that Trump asked. https://t.co/yObMMcsjVH

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) February 19, 2019

As often happens, White House was fully briefed on story’s reportage and did not choose to say anything ahead of publication. Then POTUS comments after. https://t.co/9cQZ6eL0kk

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 19, 2019

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Update: Ratfvcker Rog “Apologizes” (for What That’s Worth)

by Anne Laurie|  February 18, 201910:11 pm| 49 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, C.R.E.A.M., Dolt 45, Goddamned Traitors, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel, Assholes

A formal apology from Roger Stone filed in court this evening. Stone seems to recognize how much trouble he got himself into by attacking the judge in his case on Instagram. pic.twitter.com/tWQUMSbqu2

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) February 19, 2019

Grifters gonna… cover their flabby arses:

Don't be deceived, he knew exactly what he was doing & already achieved his aim: publicly identifying her so that fanatic supporters would hassle her, if not some nut job make an attempt on her life, thereby sending a message to all members of the court.

— mt (@mt_pensum) February 19, 2019

Gave the lawyers on twitter some cheap entertainment, at least…

By the way: you also can't force a judge to recuse herself by threatening her. In case you think that's what's going on.https://t.co/QjgRUdB9aT

— EmergenHat (@Popehat) February 18, 2019

Motion to Compel the Court to Unblock me

— Adam Steinbaugh (@adamsteinbaugh) February 19, 2019

I wonder how much voltage his lawyers needed to use to get him to agree to that.

— theBecwar (@thebecwar) February 19, 2019

At this point Stone could get the death penalty on a five-year-max statute and other attorneys would tell his lawyers "there was nothing you could do, we've all been there" and buy them a drink.

— EmergenHat (@Popehat) February 18, 2019

I prosecuted a dude who thought he didn't have to pay taxes because he was a Natural Constitutional Man or some shit and who thought I was part of a black-helicopter UN conspiracy and he was, like, FAR more normal and sensible than this gang of imbeciles.

— EmergenHat (@Popehat) February 19, 2019

Did you say ‘lawyers on twitter’?…

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The judge’s family was later killed but fortunately for Glenn that was a completely different insane person.

— The Bringer of Jollity (@davidabenner) February 18, 2019

Her huband and mother were killed after Hale was convicted of trying to kill her but before he was sentenced.

— The Bringer of Jollity (@davidabenner) February 18, 2019

Hale was also the client Glenn got admonished for recording opposing counsel – so he really went above and beyond for him.

— The Bringer of Jollity (@davidabenner) February 18, 2019

Because Stone might be (just barely) sane enough to know what he’s doing, but he also knows that some of his followers are genuinely dangerous, and not just to our country and the rule of law…

You mean the same Enrique Tarrio who marched alongsides Nazis in Charlottesville? How’d he get past the Secret Service? pic.twitter.com/phFi3gHBWp

— AnonymousComrade (@anonymouscommie) February 18, 2019

Not yet but that's the obvious question here. TBF they let in other various cranks to Trump rallies all the time

— Jerry Iannelli (@jerryiannelli) February 18, 2019


The “cranks”, of course, are The Base made flesh — which is why Trump’s handlers want them voguing for the cameras. At least until one of them gets caught with a deadly weapon lurking outside the workplace of his “enemies”.

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SHENANIGANS in NC-09

by David Anderson|  February 18, 201910:27 am| 48 Comments

This post is in: Election 2018, Goddamned Traitors, Open Threads, Politics, Bring On The Meteor, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Nobody could have predicted, Not Normal

.#NCSBOE Director Kim Strach: investigation found a "coordinated, unlawful and substantially resourced absentee ballot operation.' #ncpol #nc09

— Jim Morrill (@jimmorrill) February 18, 2019

Open thread

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RussiaFvckery Open Thread: Brexit, Too Also

by Anne Laurie|  February 17, 20199:04 pm| 88 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Foreign Affairs, Goddamned Traitors, Open Threads, Russiagate

NEW: Cambridge Analytica employee who worked on Brexit is subpoeaned by Robert Mueller. This is BIG. Brittany Kaiser – who sat next to @arron_banks at LeaveEU launch – becomes subject of Mueller inquiry into Trump-Russia collusion ??? https://t.co/zComUOmzwm

— Carole Cadwalladr (@carolecadwalla) February 17, 2019

Putin: Maybe I can’t make Russia Great Again, but I *can* do my best to bring America / Britain /the E.U. down to our level!

Lenin: “When it comes time to hang the capitalists, they will vie with each other for the rope contract.”…

… In August, Sam Patten, a US political consultant who had worked for Cambridge Analytica on campaigns in the US and abroad, struck a plea deal with Mueller after admitting he had failed to register as a foreign agent for a Ukrainian oligarch.

He became a subject of the special counsel’s inquiry because of work done with Paul Manafort, Trump’s campaign manager, in Ukraine. He had also set up a business with Konstantin Kilimnik, a key figure who Mueller has alleged has ties to Russian intelligence and who is facing charges of obstruction of justice. In a 2017 statement to the Washington Post, Kilimnik denied any connection to intelligence services. Kaiser, however, is the first person connected directly to both the Brexit and Trump campaigns known to have been questioned by Mueller.

The news came to light in a new Netflix documentary, The Great Hack, which premiered at the Sundance film festival last month and is expected to be released later this spring. Film-makers followed Kaiser for months after she approached the Guardian, including moments after she received the subpoena. She claims the summons came after the Guardian revealed she had visited WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange while still a Cambridge Analytica employee in February 2017, three months after the US election…

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In October 2017, it was revealed that Alexander Nix, the chief executive of Cambridge Analytica, had contacted Assange in August 2016 to try to obtain emails from Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign – which indictments from Mueller’s team say were obtained by Russian military intelligence – to use in Donald Trump’s campaign. When Kaiser gave evidence to parliament last year, she was asked about her relationship with Assange and WikiLeaks but failed to reveal that she had met Assange…

This now the SECOND Cambridge Analytica employee to have been subpoenaed by Mueller. Sam Patten – whose business partner Mueller identified as linked to Russian intelligence – has already entered into a plea deal. Kaiser is first figure, however, linked directly to Brexit. pic.twitter.com/BOaxGKR5KQ

— Carole Cadwalladr (@carolecadwalla) February 17, 2019

.@DamianCollins hitting nail on head. Kaiser was in middle of an extraordinary set of connections. She worked on Brexit. She worked on Trump. She met Assange. And she had *interesting* friends. In 2015, she introduced the firm to Israeli intel operatives…who hacked a president pic.twitter.com/iOhCrtvSRB

— Carole Cadwalladr (@carolecadwalla) February 17, 2019

Emphasis on COUP.

— 20ïńDíÇĮÅ (@20indicia) February 17, 2019

Here’s her piece for the New York Review https://t.co/hSVLN2syRH

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) February 18, 2019

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TV shows are the REAL collusion…

by Betty Cracker|  February 17, 20199:41 am| 102 Comments

This post is in: Goddamned Traitors, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Trump-Russia, Assholes, General Stupidity

As some folks in these parts are fond of pointing out, “collusion” isn’t the right word to apply to the multinational criminal conspiracy to rig the U.S. presidential election in 2016. If the clown currently driving a cart over greens at his tacky-ass Florida golf resort keeps this shit up, the word will cease to hold any meaning at all:

Nothing funny about tired Saturday Night Live on Fake News NBC! Question is, how do the Networks get away with these total Republican hit jobs without retribution? Likewise for many other shows? Very unfair and should be looked into. This is the real Collusion!

THE RIGGED AND CORRUPT MEDIA IS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!

“Retribution” would be seriously chilling if uttered by a more competent, focused villain. In the Bizarro World we inhabit, it’s just another data point contributing to a pervasive low-grade anxiety, like the approach of a flock of diarrhetic pigeons at a post-apocalyptic outdoor food court.

Open thread!

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The Coup Will Be Televised

by Tom Levenson|  February 14, 20193:47 pm| 189 Comments

This post is in: Goddamned Traitors, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Decline and Fall, Evil, Treason: It's What's For Breakfast

This just in:

President Trump will support a sweeping budget and border compromise and declare a national emergency at the same time, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) said Thursday.

McConnell has already signaled he’ll support Trump’s move.

Until its members prove otherwise, the Republican Party is all-in on government by executive fiat, better known as a dictatorship. We appear to be at gut-check time for American democracy.

I’m sure I and/or other FPers will be posting more as events advance. I can say for my part I’ve never feared more for our polity.

PS:  Alternate image:

Image: The Downfall of the Dictators is Assured — British propaganda poster betw. 1939 and 1945.

Alternate image: Painting of the USS Dictator — a monitor at war with America’s home-grown traitors in 1864 and 1865

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