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Monday Morning Open Thread: Guns & Insurrectionists

by Anne Laurie|  June 6, 202211:55 am| 389 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Gun Issues, Jan 6: Hearings, Open Threads, Politics

Doocy asked one of the most disgusting questions ever and Karine made him pay for it.

pic.twitter.com/FU9eLmP94v

— Scott Dworkin (@funder) June 4, 2022

I don’t know if Doocy seriously underestimated the new WH press secretary, or if he misses getting verbally slapped around that much. Maybe both!

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Missouri expat, now living in Singapore:

Senators wrangling over a measure to reduce gun violence are considering ways to improve school safety, expand background checks and 'red flag' laws to allow police to seize guns from people deemed dangerous https://t.co/nhI6d1GUjt pic.twitter.com/aXWoMvPfly

— Reuters (@Reuters) June 5, 2022

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In other news:

The House committee investigating the Jan. 6 insurrection will begin public hearings this week. The committee plans to present unseen documents and provide new witness testimony about the Capitol attack. @GeoffRBennett talks to @hugolowell to learn more. pic.twitter.com/frw2PjQ4G1

— PBS NewsHour (@NewsHour) June 5, 2022

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Sunday Evening Open Thread: GOP Death Cult Defends Its Moloch

by Anne Laurie|  June 6, 20221:07 am| 46 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Terrorism, Gun Issues, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Politics

There is zero incentive for firearms manufacturers to not actively hope their specific make and model product is what was used in a massacre. Sales always spike.

— zeddy (@Zeddary) June 5, 2022

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Three separate mass shootings across the country yesterday killed at least 7 people and injured 36 others. https://t.co/nNJAFjNOg6

— Axios (@axios) June 5, 2022

44% of Republicans say mass shootings are something we have to accept in a free society. https://t.co/zkFgGTMgdS

— Margaret Brennan (@margbrennan) June 5, 2022

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Another TGIFriday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  June 3, 202212:50 pm| 235 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Gun Issues, Information As Power, Open Threads, Politics

President Joe Biden urged Congress to ban assault weapons, expand background checks and implement other sensible gun control measures to address a string of mass shootings that have struck the United States https://t.co/hhKWQQ7ucW pic.twitter.com/IWi7whDNhK

— Reuters (@Reuters) June 3, 2022

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Democratic lawmakers in the House Judiciary Committee put forward a bill toughening national gun laws amid a spate of mass shootings in the U.S. https://t.co/qKUyiGzV2e pic.twitter.com/nm1gjPwvt5

— Reuters (@Reuters) June 3, 2022

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The House committee investigating the Jan. 6 insurrection at the Capitol will go public with its findings in a hearing next week, launching into what lawmakers hope will be one the most consequential oversight efforts in American history. https://t.co/ZYnjXn1Pjn

— The Associated Press (@AP) June 2, 2022


AKA, the time-tested GOP ‘monkeys flinging poo’ defence…

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The Epitaph on This Nation’s Gravestone

by John Cole|  June 2, 20227:09 pm| 96 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Terrorism, Gun Issues, Open Threads, Politics

Adding to what Betty said below, this part of the article stood out the most to me:

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Same Day (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  June 2, 20224:26 pm| 183 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Terrorism, Gun Issues, Open Threads, Politics

According to The Washington Post, the latest shooter (the one at the Tulsa medical complex, in case you don’t have your mass shooting spree card handy) bought his AR-15 about three hours before the rampage:

The gunman who killed four people at a Tulsa hospital on Wednesday blamed a doctor at the facility for ongoing pain after back surgery and vowed to kill him and anyone who got in his way, police said Thursday.

Tulsa Police Chief Wendell Franklin told reporters that Michael Louis bought an AR-15-style weapon on the same day as the attack, killing St. Francis Hospital doctors Preston Phillips and Stephanie Husen. Two other victims were identified as William Love, a patient, and Amanda Green, a receptionist.

As the late great Janis Joplin once said, “It’s all the same fucking day, man.”

There’s not a ton of cause for optimism that we’ll see real gun safety reform at the federal level since the U.S. Senate is a catastrophically dysfunctional institution. But maybe red flag laws, waiting periods and age limits have a shot at the state level, especially if gun safety activists push for the measures while the state in question is still reeling from a mass shooting. We’ll see.

Open thread.

ETA: President Biden will give a prime time address tonight (7:30 PM ET) on mass shootings and “urge Congress to pass ‘common-sense laws’ in response,” according to a WaPo news alert that just popped up on my phone.

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Open Thread: This Is the *BAD* Place

by Anne Laurie|  June 2, 202212:36 am| 101 Comments

This post is in: Gun Issues, Open Threads, Politics

If you think this comic was hard to read, believe me, it was much harder to draw.

— Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling (@RubenBolling) May 31, 2022

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My God, the teacher was on the phone with 911 when she closed the door. https://t.co/zpT91Kbej4 pic.twitter.com/dTVKK7LMGs

— Laura Seay (@texasinafrica) June 1, 2022

“The Bronze Cross is awarded for saving or attempting to save life at the risk of the Girl Scout’s own life.”

Heartbroken that we are a country awarding posthumous decorations of valor to ten year olds trying to save their friends and teachers at school. https://t.co/XO7ac3RKOE

— Kathleen J. McInnis ?? (@kjmcinnis1) June 1, 2022

Guns are what keep the government from becoming tyrannical but also the government should raise a 400,000 strong paramilitary force from among educators we regularly accuse of being communist pedophiles.

Conservatism is such a rich, coherent ideology. https://t.co/WiXNVkUEIb

— zeddy (@Zeddary) May 31, 2022

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Open Thread: Collectors, or Hoarders?

by Anne Laurie|  May 31, 202212:07 am| 94 Comments

This post is in: Gun Issues, Open Threads, Politics

There’s all kinds of arguments to be made about whether Collector Personality is the socio-evolutionary result of our descent from only the most successful hunter-gatherers, or a form of OCD shading into anxiety disorder, or where the line between those states is drawn. But honestly — I *am* a Collector, and couldn’t these people just (re)focus on some less deadly toys?

(I suppose you could smash a collector plate and use it as a weapon, or smother someone in a pile of fabric quarters, but… )

I think the maddest I ever made gun people was when I pointed out an assault rifle and a Prada bag have the same price range.

— The Substack of Boba Fett (@agraybee) May 30, 2022

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also what a fucking haul if you're a burglar. valuable, easily portable, durable with a long shelf life you can hang onto while heat dies down, and sustained demand both nationally and globally. I would 100% actively target these people's houses if that was how I made my money.

— William B. Fuckley (@opinonhaver) May 29, 2022

The derisive term I’ve heard in other collector circles: X is not a collector, just a [stamp] slut…

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