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Cruz-ifiction

Local Races Open Thread: Beto vs. Cruz, #TrueToForm

by Anne Laurie|  September 22, 20181:53 pm| 36 Comments

This post is in: Cruz-ifiction, Election 2018, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, All Too Normal

.@BetoORourke to @TedCruz: “If the president attacks you personally…how you respond is your business. But when the president attacks our institutions…that is our business.”

Watch the debate here, courtesy of @NBCDFW. https://t.co/YrOsTJAA4L#txsen #tx2018 #txsendebate pic.twitter.com/NHloaOpV9G

— Texas Tribune (@TexasTribune) September 21, 2018

Reports from last night’s debate:

Did Ted Cruz just blame school shootings on “removing God from the public square”?!

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) September 21, 2018

Beto: I have a responsibility as a white person to use my white privilege to dismantle white supremacy

Cruz: All children must die because you are bad at praying, don't shoot the messenger#TXSenateDebate

— andrea grimes (@andreagrimes) September 21, 2018


 
And then…

The last question requires O’Rourke and Cruz to say one nice thing about each other. “I think you are sincere in your beliefs, like Bernie,” says Cruz. “True to form,” O’Rourke responds. ??

— Elaina Plott (@elainaplott) September 21, 2018

For his part, O’Rourke said he admired Cruz’s commitment to his family in midst of such a high-pressure job.

— Elaina Plott (@elainaplott) September 21, 2018

Cruz debates like a champion college debater: he cares about "impressing the judges" and winning on points because that's mostly what counts there.

IRL, not coming across like an ungracious prick matters even more. https://t.co/kW1XeYt4em

— Jeff B. (@EsotericCD) September 21, 2018

Yeah…that kinda captured something huh https://t.co/AuLASuBpVX

— EricaGrieder (@EricaGrieder) September 22, 2018

Goal Thermometer

Local Races Open Thread: Beto vs. Cruz, #TrueToFormPost + Comments (36)

Texas Brawlin’ Open Thread: Betting on Beto

by Anne Laurie|  September 5, 201811:37 pm| 24 Comments

This post is in: Cruz-ifiction, Election 2018, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Fools! Overton Window!

Ted Cruz and the Texas GOP have now warned voters that @BetoORourke likes to (1) eat Whataburgers, (2) drink beer, (3) play in a rock band and (4) occasionally curse.

I’m sure this will all repel Texans, who are famously dainty. https://t.co/4kmuPIYrVb

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) September 3, 2018

You know the Repubs are worried when they start the blatant ratfvcking this early. Per the Dallas News:

A person masquerading as a volunteer for Beto O’Rourke apparently sent text messages to voters Wednesday to give the impression the Democrat’s Senate campaign was seeking help to take “undocumented immigrants” to the polls.

A spokesman for O’Rourke’s campaign attributed the texts to “an impostor,” the Austin American-Statesman reported, and said campaign officials were looking into what happened.

“Hi, it’s Patsy here w/Beto for Texas,” the text said. “Our records indicate that you’re a supporter. We are in search of volunteers to help transport undocumented immigrants to polling booths so that they will be able [sic] vote. Would you be able to support this grassroots effort?”

Word of the messages quickly circulated on social media, prompting the campaign to follow up with another text message explaining that the impostor had signed on as a volunteer and then sent the unauthorized messages…

Highlight of my night is hearing that a midterm candidate from the party that doesn’t hold the White House, who is massively out-raising the (unlikable) incumbent, is a point behind the incumbent, on Labor Day, _and that’s supposed to be bad news for the challenger_!!!!!

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) September 4, 2018

Even Chris ‘the Mad Bitcher’ Cillizza is excited — “Yes, the Texas Senate race is for real”:

Cillizza: It’s post-Labor Day. Is this race as close as most polling suggests?

[Texas Tribune CEO Evan] Smith:
Well, it’s close, and more importantly it’s closer than nearly every general election race in Texas has been for several decades. There is general agreement among pollsters and political observers that O’Rourke is trailing by mid-high single digits. By contrast, the Democrat running for governor is behind by twice that amount or more. O’Rourke has raised more money than Cruz and has more cash on hand, meaning can he get his name ID up and his message out in a very expensive state. He is already getting tons of free media. But Texas is a red state, and that’s the mountain he has to scale. The odds are still against him, though they’ve improved…

Cillizza: Cruz seems to be worried. They have started attacking Beto over being in a band, wearing a dress and a past (known) DUI. Is this a sudden panic?
Smith: They’re definitely sounding the alarm. Not sure it’s panic quite yet. O’Rourke is still relatively unknown, so they’re trying to define him in character terms before he can define himself. Oldest trick in the book. They’re betting that his younger, wilder days will be a turn-off. Hmm, where have I heard that phrase before? Oh, right, George W. Bush. Who won the presidency. For this strategy to be successful, you’d have to believe there are voters who are toying with voting for O’Rourke but won’t because HE WAS IN A PUNK ROCK BAND. I’m not sure this is a “Footloose” election cycle…

Goal Thermometer

Ted Cruz was literally born in Canada but ok. https://t.co/U00NLPTiY2

— Evan 20XX (@evan7257) September 4, 2018

In a heavily edited video, new Ted Cruz campaign ad falsely depicts Beto O'Rourke saying he’s ‘grateful’ for flag burninghttps://t.co/Bu0HZVghzn

— Nathan McDermott (@natemcdermott) September 5, 2018

I will be doing a major rally for Senator Ted Cruz in October. I’m picking the biggest stadium in Texas we can find. As you know, Ted has my complete and total Endorsement. His opponent is a disaster for Texas – weak on Second Amendment, Crime, Borders, Military, and Vets!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 31, 2018

Now that Trump has set a bar for rally size being an electability measure, everyone will note how Beto's rallies will dwarf Cruz's as election day gets closer. Nice job!

— Schooley (@Rschooley) September 1, 2018

Saw a Beto bumper sticker in the Walmart parking lot. Still no Cruz swag. He’s definitely winning.

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) September 1, 2018

Okay, here’s one Cruz sign. https://t.co/tJHMgXom46

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) September 1, 2018

Texas Brawlin’ Open Thread: Betting on BetoPost + Comments (24)

CPAC Open Thread: Social Notes from the Clown Parade

by Anne Laurie|  February 22, 20186:15 pm| 106 Comments

This post is in: Cruz-ifiction, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, Clown car

Reminder to media: CPAC doesn't represent the now non-existent conservative movement, but rather is a gathering of fringe players, low travelers, white nationalists and knuckle heads. Being kind, actually.

— John Weaver (@JWGOP) February 22, 2018

This is what many conservatives complained to reporters who covered CPAC for the last decade. Then the speakers they were complaining about took over the party and the WH and the critics were relegated to a fringe resistance. https://t.co/odnZLdRXQU https://t.co/dJAISFTAnG

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) February 22, 2018


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Why I love Twitter, for days like this…

Ted Cruz on Hill reporters: “Their questions are never about substance"

— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) February 22, 2018

. @tedcruz "I think the Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson and Republicans are happily the party of Homer and Bart and Maggie and Marge."

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) February 22, 2018

i don't even find beto o'rourke that appealing but I can't read this and not want to see him give ted cruz an atomic wedgie https://t.co/orzr8B1BY0

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) February 22, 2018

As a Simpsons animator for many years, I can say with 100% certainty that A) Lisa is officially the conscience of the family so…awesome. B) Neither Marge nor Homer are Republicans.

— Anna Maltese ? (@MalteseAnna) February 22, 2018

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I think what this really comes down to is that @tedcruz is simply thirsty for a VO spot on the show and this – in addition to that Simpsons "audition" video he made – is another cry for help in landing that gig.

— Anna Maltese ? (@MalteseAnna) February 22, 2018

Fun fact- Lisa Simpson grows up to be President. Ted Cruz does not. pic.twitter.com/6gekbH27Ay

— Kid Phantasm (@cbbruuno) February 22, 2018

The Republicans are definitely the party of one of the Simpson's characters. pic.twitter.com/bg9Qdud0mk

— Elliott B (@ClawDrains) February 22, 2018


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Off to the parties, boyz!

Shapiro begins by praising Trump's accomplishments, including not letting Clinton be president.

Two separate "lock her up" chants begin, then converge into a room-wide chant.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 22, 2018

CPAC Open Thread: Social Notes from the Clown ParadePost + Comments (106)

Russiagate Open Thread: Trump Is Really Angry At “His” Government

by Anne Laurie|  July 24, 201710:00 pm| 251 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Cruz-ifiction, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Russiagate, Assholes

JUST IN: Trump considering Ted Cruz as to replace Sessions as AG: report https://t.co/VoSI9zPiq3 pic.twitter.com/eRrOtj1Hnr

— The Hill (@thehill) July 25, 2017

Yeah, he’d be just about as terrible to everyone-not-a-rich-Republican as the Malevolent Leprechaun, but I’m not sure Cruz could even get confirmed, given how much his colleagues do not love him.

And it could be argued that, while his intentions are equally horrible, Cruz doesn’t have Jefferson Beauregard Session III’s lifelong bone-deep Confederate indoctrination to help him disguise his deep-seated racism.

Props to the CBC, though:

Congressional Black Caucus demands Sessions' resignation: He keeps lying under oath https://t.co/KGQvXqNZXa pic.twitter.com/mr9o7MLkxT

— The Hill (@thehill) July 25, 2017

I wanna do a Jared ‘Simple Tootsie from the Country’ Kushner post, but there’s TOO MUCH BREAKING NEWS. How do the paid professionals keep up? (answer: they’re paid to do so!)

Russiagate Open Thread: Trump Is <em>Really</em> Angry At “His” GovernmentPost + Comments (251)

Open Thread: Good News on the Preserving-Obamacare Front?

by Anne Laurie|  July 10, 20176:15 pm| 149 Comments

This post is in: Cruz-ifiction, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It), Assholes

With original bill 'dead,' GOP begins sprint to sell new one https://t.co/V65WSrMIBx

— POLITICO Pulse (@POLITICOPulse) July 10, 2017

Doubt I’m the only one getting a “Throw it to Ted, everybody hates him already” vibe on this one. But if Ted ‘The Anointed One’ Cruz is vain enough to jump at being elected fall guy, who are we Democrats to argue?

… — The original bill is ‘dead.’ That’s what Cassidy said on “Fox News Sunday,” and McCain suggested similarly on “Face the Nation,” with the caveat that “it’s probably going to be dead.”…

— Ted Cruz is top salesman for new plan. The Texas senator will be touting his amendment across the week, suggesting that his and Sen. Mike Lee’s support is contingent on including the provision. The Washington Post reported that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell may ask Cruz to speak to senators as soon as Tuesday…

… Cruz is mounting a defiant defense of his amendment and the need to get an ACA repeal done. “Failure is not an option,” the Texas senator said on CBS’s “Face the Nation.”

But he’s taking a more confrontational approach to winning support, saying on ABC’s “This Week” that Grassley was borrowing his talking points from Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, a serious charge in GOP circles.

“The Consumer Freedom option is the key to bringing Republicans together and getting this passed,” Cruz said. “What’s being repeated [by Grassley] is what Chuck Schumer said this week.”…

Kudos to Cole and his fellow West Virginians for spooking Capito-Moore Moore Capito (thank you, JR in WV) into voicing a no, too.

This is the "Ted Cruz has a new Canadian girlfriend" of PR pushes. https://t.co/xyqEZeBmmN

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) July 10, 2017

Open Thread: Good News on the Preserving-Obamacare Front?Post + Comments (149)

Comic Relief Open Thread: Ted Cruz, Reaping What He Sowed

by Anne Laurie|  October 6, 201610:22 pm| 78 Comments

This post is in: Cruz-ifiction, Grifters Gonna Grift, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Assholes, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All, Schadenfreude

Cadillac lost, going for the steak knives. pic.twitter.com/NuiLtonb3g

— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) October 6, 2016

Watch: Ted Cruz Leaves Voicemails Asking Voters to Support Man Who Insulted Wife, Dad https://t.co/immf9pgW6w pic.twitter.com/1j2siC2XNd

— Mediaite (@Mediaite) October 6, 2016

Remember the old line about “We’ve already established you’re a whore; now we’re just haggling over your fee”? Well, Ted Cruz sold himself early, while the market was hot. What with all the breaking Trump news, I never got the chance to post Politico‘s story — “Cruz profited off Trump well before endorsing him“:

It took Ted Cruz four months and three weeks of “careful consideration, of prayer and searching my own conscience” to declare publicly that he would vote for Donald Trump.

He made the decision to profit by selling his supporter list to Trump far faster than that.

Just six weeks after he dropped out – and more than a month before Cruz would dramatically snub the nominee at the Republican National Convention – the senator quietly began renting his vast donor email file to his former rival, pocketing at least tens of thousands of dollars, and more likely hundreds of thousands, that can be used to bankroll the Texan’s own political future…

The exact details of Trump’s financial arrangement with Cruz are unclear, and loose federal record-keeping makes it impossible to verify. But an email rate sheet obtained by POLITICO shows that Cruz asks campaigns to pay more than $22,000 for the right to send a single email his list of 280,000 digital donors. He charges more than $51,000 to ping his full email file of 1.28 million supporters. Because Trump has rented Cruz’s list so often, he is almost surely receiving a negotiated discount from the list price, industry veterans say.

“You are just a send away from reaching the most engaged and generous supporters in Republican presidential primary history,” the Cruz rate sheet says. More than $20 million was raised from Cruz’s email list, it says.

Since he exited the presidential race in May, Cruz’s campaign committee has reported a total of roughly $290,000 in list rental income, Federal Election Commission records show. Trump’s campaign directly rented Cruz’s list five times in June and since early July his joint fundraising committee with the Republican National Committee — which gives 80 percent of its proceeds to Trump — has rented the Cruz’s list more than 25 times…

In addition to paying to rent Cruz’s list, his campaign has offered some candidates the ability to strike so-called “revenue-sharing” agreements where, unbeknownst to the donor, Cruz and the renter split the donation. The rate sheet suggests Cruz would receive 60 percent of those funds, while the renter would receive 40 percent…

Nowhere in the fine print of the Trump emails does it disclose to recipients that they ended up on the GOP nominee’s email list by previously signing up for Cruz’s list.

After campaigns end, many candidates hire third-party vendors to manage their valuable email lists, paying them a portion of the profits for their services. Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, who ended his brief presidential campaign deep in debt, has made back $441,000 in list rentals in the last year, FEC records show…

Much more detail at the link — it’s always interesting to see how many behind-the-scene grifters experts get a swig of ‘the mother’s milk of politics‘.

Comic Relief Open Thread: Ted Cruz, Reaping What He SowedPost + Comments (78)

Early Morning Open Thread: Ted Cruz Slinks ‘Home’ to Trump

by Anne Laurie|  September 24, 20163:59 am| 75 Comments

This post is in: Cruz-ifiction, Election 2016, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Good News For Conservatives

Remember when Donald Trump insulted Ted Cruz's wife Heidi? Well… https://t.co/iISgqNEAYy

— Newsweek (@Newsweek) September 23, 2016

Principles! Character!… (craven careerism)…

Surprised to hear that Ted Cruz might sacrifice principle for political self-interest. https://t.co/wJuTbOju8p

— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) September 23, 2016

Winds changed direction. That’s all. No reason to think there’s a change of principle from Cruz, given there’s so little evidence he has any

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) September 23, 2016

Complyin' Ted™

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) September 23, 2016

The most cravenly ambitious person in politics must have seen his poll numbers in Texas and panicked https://t.co/qlWvtboBgG

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) September 23, 2016

He's been brutalized in the polls – fav/unfav is worse than Trump's because now some Rs hate him too https://t.co/KPvAMQvKzg https://t.co/zjqLPPAQwf

— Brendan Nyhan (@BrendanNyhan) September 23, 2016

Remember when? The good old days, four months ago?…

.@tedcruz on @realDonaldTrump: “The man is utterly amoral.” pic.twitter.com/Y2P1ajh92X

— Fox News (@FoxNews) May 3, 2016

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You know who's going to be really, really sad about this Cruz endorsement? Glenn Beck.

— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) September 23, 2016

@mckaycoppins Heidi Cruz probably not thrilled either TBH

— Adam Shaw (@AdamShawNY) September 23, 2016

Trump on a potential Cruz endorsement this summer:

"If he gives it, I will not accept it." pic.twitter.com/Jwg34kHFv8

— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) September 23, 2016

Cruz's former comms guy, @rickwtyler, to me just now: "It's mourning in America for conservatives. We lost our leader today."

— Hallie Jackson (@HallieJackson) September 23, 2016

Ted Cruz was with Trump when he could've beaten him & against him when he couldn't. Then he non-endorsed with max damage, & caved for 0 gain

— John Ziegler (@Zigmanfreud) September 23, 2016

It's almost as if "principled bedrock conservatives" don't believe in anything but winning. pic.twitter.com/hZvLedxp51

— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) September 23, 2016

Everyone talks about Ted Cruz's political talent, but the way he handled the RNC followed by the surrender to Trump are pure amateur hour

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) September 23, 2016

Cruz's "Vote your Conscience" speech was most tweeted moment in Cleveland according to @Qorvis Delegate Tracker https://t.co/StlwMoGUir

— Wyeth Ruthven (@wyethwire) September 23, 2016

@jonfavs Friday news dump.

— Michael Salfino (@MichaelSalfino) September 23, 2016

Imagine if Ted Cruz were just 10 percent more charming. Or the Trump campaign were 10 percent more competent.

— Wyeth Ruthven (@wyethwire) July 21, 2016

Spoke with a couple Trump sources tonight. Their view: Cruz acted to stave off McCaul, Perry and other possible 2018 primary challengers…

— Robert Costa (@costareports) September 23, 2016

They also said the Mercer family played a part in encouraging Cruz to support Trump, called that relationship impt to the Texan…

— Robert Costa (@costareports) September 23, 2016

CRUZ: He'll pick from my list of judges. That's big.
CHRISTIE: You sad stupid bastard.
RYAN: He's picking James Woods.
CRUZ: The actor?

— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) September 24, 2016

A public service announcement for @tedcruz pic.twitter.com/d4WhJe4a4A

— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) September 23, 2016

@jonfavs @NateSilver538 Hillary's not missing a step: pic.twitter.com/cGO0dyqpIB

— Pablo Garcia (@prgarc) September 23, 2016

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