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Lest We Forget Open Thread: Paul Ryan — Bad Man, “Good” German Republican

by Anne Laurie|  April 16, 201810:21 am| 138 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Glibertarianism, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Ryan Lyin' Weasel, Assholes, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

(Jim Morin via GoComics.com)
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GOP of Paul Ryan: Perpetuate racism to destroy voting rights and the social safety net.

GOP of Donald Trump: Destroy social safety net and voting rights to perpetuate racism. https://t.co/UslkastxJG

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) April 15, 2018

Paul Waldman, at the Washington Post, “A scam of a party says goodbye to its top fraud”:

… The proximate cause of Ryan stepping down is that his party looks increasingly likely to suffer an electoral disaster in November’s midterm elections. He is facing an unusually strong challenge from Randy Bryce, the likely Democratic nominee in his Wisconsin district, so he probably calculated that there were two realistic outcomes for him. The worse one would be that he is defeated while his party loses the majority, as happened to then-speaker Thomas S. Foley (D-Wash.) in 1994. The better one would be that he holds on to his seat while Republicans lose the majority, which might not be better at all. Being speaker may have meant plenty of headaches for Ryan, but being House minority leader is a total drag; you still have to manage your unruly caucus, but you have no real power and can’t make any progress on your agenda…

For years, Ryan has presented himself as someone deeply concerned with fiscal discipline, committed to getting America’s books in order. As anyone with any sense realized, this was a scam: Like all Republicans, he used the deficit as a bludgeon against Democratic presidents, then forgot all about it while a Republican was in office.

At the same time, Ryan — a lifelong admirer of Ayn Rand, the philosopher of selfishness — dreamed of destroying the safety net, eviscerating Medicaid, privatizing Medicare, slashing food stamps, and generally making life in America more cruel and unpleasant for all those who aren’t wealthy.

But as Paul Krugman observed, Ryan failed at both his pretend goal and his real goal. He will leave office after setting the deficit on a path to exceed $1 trillion in 2020, and yet, he failed to repeal the Affordable Care Act and didn’t even bother to wage an assault on Medicare, almost certainly because he knew how disastrous it would be for his party.

So what does he mean when he says “I have accomplished much of what I came here to do”? He can only mean the tax cut Republicans passed last year. In other words, engineering a giant giveaway to corporations and the wealthy was enough for Ryan to say “My work here is done.”…

The press gives Paul Ryan way too much credit. He is as responsible for the current state of the Republican Party as any person walking the planet. He repeatedly chose to co-opt the nativism in the party instead of confront it. https://t.co/KmfGG1liRx

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) April 15, 2018

Osita Nwanevu, at Slate, on “The Wolf in Wonk’s Clothing”:

… [I]t’s worth revisiting now, as Ryan prepares his exit from politics, the thrust of the argument that the tale advanced—that, in general, the 20 million children in this country who receive free lunches have parents who clearly don’t care about them and that in providing food to those children, the government enables bad parenting. That sweeping judgment is impossible unless one considers poverty and economic hardship themselves personal failings. For about a decade now, Ryan has demonstrated that he believes precisely this—that those who have trouble making their way in the world are personally defective, that those immiserated by circumstance have willingly surrendered their lives to dysfunction, and that the best remedy society can offer to those who lack is to deprive them, in cuts to already meager social programs, of even more.

Shaping that dogmatism into pseudo-wonkery has taken years of wild and reckless obfuscation. Most of the analyses of where Trump “came from” have sought and found precedents for his open xenophobia, conspiracymongering, and boorishness in the rhetoric and behavior of Republican politicians in the recent past. But his mendacity and the constant consequence-free dissembling of his administration still baffle all those who’ve wondered aloud, over the past year and a half, how we so suddenly entered a new age of “post-truth” politics. We haven’t, really. Paul Ryan understood, like Trump, the extent to which the norms governing conventional political journalism have always been poorly equipped to handle naked and persistent dishonesty and disingenuousness. His speech to the 2012 Republican National Convention was littered with blatant lies…

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Ryan showed, too—long before Trump was taken seriously—the political possibilities available to those brazen enough to openly call large swaths of the population leeches. It is scarcely mentioned, even in criticisms of Ryan’s proposals, that his ideal policy regime, like Trump’s, would upend the lives of millions of minorities or that the project of welfare reform, which Ryan, by his own admission, signed up enthusiastically for in his youth in the late 1980s and early 1990s has historically been animated by straightforward racism. All told, Ryan’s most lasting legacy may be his role in helping the conservative movement launder its messaging against anti-poverty programs—once freighted with obviously coded tall tales about welfare queens—into tidier, more superficially respectable rhetoric…

(Mike Luckovich via GoComics.com)
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Paul Krugman, “The Paul Ryan Story: From Flimflam to Fascism”“:

…I do have some insight into how Ryan — who has always been an obvious con man, to anyone willing to see — came to become speaker of the House. And that’s a story that reflects badly not just on Ryan himself, not just on his party, but also on self-proclaimed centrists and the news media, who boosted his career through their malfeasance. Furthermore, the forces that brought Ryan to a position of power are the same forces that have brought America to the edge of a constitutional crisis…

Look, the single animating principle of everything Ryan did and proposed was to comfort the comfortable while afflicting the afflicted. Can anyone name a single instance in which his supposed concern about the deficit made him willing to impose any burden on the wealthy, in which his supposed compassion made him willing to improve the lives of the poor? Remember, he voted against the Simpson-Bowles debt commission proposal not because of its real flaws, but because it would raise taxes and fail to repeal Obamacare…

So how did such an obvious con artist get a reputation for seriousness and fiscal probity? Basically, he was the beneficiary of ideological affirmative action.

Even now, in this age of Trump, there are a substantial number of opinion leaders — especially, but not only, in the news media — whose careers, whose professional brands, rest on the notion that they stand above the political fray. For such people, asserting that both sides have a point, that there are serious, honest people on both left and right, practically defines their identity.

Yet the reality of 21st-century U.S. politics is one of asymmetric polarization in many dimensions. One of these dimensions is intellectual: While there are some serious, honest conservative thinkers, they have no influence on the modern Republican Party. What’s a centrist to do?

The answer, all too often, has involved what we might call motivated gullibility. Centrists who couldn’t find real examples of serious, honest conservatives lavished praise on politicians who played that role on TV. Paul Ryan wasn’t actually very good at faking it; true fiscal experts ridiculed his “mystery meat” budgets. But never mind: The narrative required that the character Ryan played exist, so everyone pretended that he was the genuine article…

Paul Ryan somehow denies this, but he routinely normalized Trump and enabled his takeover of the GOP. It played out right in front of all of us. https://t.co/BAsGpI3M9L pic.twitter.com/ynltB4PpvZ

— Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) April 15, 2018

Matt Yglesias, at Vox, “Donald Trump sold out to Paul Ryan, not the other way around“:

I’m not a big Paul Ryan fan, but one particular kick in the pants the speaker of the House is getting on his way out the door is unfair. It’s simply not the case that he sold out to Donald Trump or compromised his principles in any way. If anything, it’s just the opposite — Trump abandoned his stated views on a wide range of policy issues in order to bring himself into close conformity with Ryan’s ideology and policy agenda…

… On substance, Trump has embraced Ryan’s vision of lower taxes on the rich and a stingier welfare state, even though he campaigned promising the opposite. Ryan has indulged Trump on a personal level without abandoning any of his longstanding policy views. It’s true that Ryan has had limited success in enacting his agenda, but the impediments there have uniformly been in the United States Senate, not the White House. If anything, the Trump administration is quite loyally plugging away at Ryan-esque goals that the president never articulated as a candidate.

But while it’s unquestionably true that the self-presentation of the GOP in 2018 and beyond looks a lot more like what Trump was doing in 2015 than what Ryan was up to three years ago, the policy agenda of the GOP hews much closer to Paul Ryan’s “Better Way” blueprint than to anything Trump said as a candidate.

The critique now, ironically, is rooted in the same style-over-substance pathologies that led so many journalists to overrate Ryan for so long — an inclination Ryan was shrewd to exploit…

(Tom Toles via GoComics.com)
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Bess Levin, at Vanity Fair, “Poverty Scold Paul Ryan Retiring at 48 to Join the Ranks of Idle Rich”:

…[W]hile Ryan is leaving town after setting the Treasury on fire—something he pretended to care about under Barack Obama, when tax cuts weren’t on the line—his personal financial situation is about to get quite rosy.

Bloomberg reports that upon leaving politics, Wisconsin’s first son will have no trouble adding to a current net worth estimated at slightly more than $6 million, given the wide range of corporate boards probably already banging down his door. “The kind of board that he would go after would probably pay between $250,000 and $300,000 a year and he could probably get three or four of them,” Fred Foulkes, a professor at Boston University’s Questrom School of Business, told Bloomberg. “There would be dozens that would like to have him, particularly companies that have part of their business in key relationships with certain parts of government.” While Ryan will have to abide by a rule that says representatives must wait one year between working on Capitol Hill and lobbying work, there are no such rules about joining companies’ boards. One imagines that plenty of the Speaker‘s corporate donors, now saving millions on their tax bills, would be happy to have him.

There’s some irony in the fact that Ryan, who famously called poverty a “culture problem” of “men not even thinking about working,” who said the social safety net is a “hammock that lulls able-bodied people into complacency and dependence,” and who extolled the virtues of children seeing their father working, will be quitting his job at 48 in order to do less work for more money. Corporate board seats are famously cushy gigs that involve, typically, attending a meeting every few weeks, max. By the Boston Globe’s estimates, board members usually work fewer than five hours per week per board. The positions are so lucrative and coveted that critics say some people are discouraged from raising questions about C.E.O. pay or other issues for fear of losing their seats, which we’re sure will never been an issue for the deeply principled Ryan.

While Ryan spent much of his career railing against benefits for public-sector employees, he’ll also enjoy a hefty pension package when he heads back to Janesville—a golden parachute that will be further inflated if Ryan hangs on until the end of the year, as he has said he will do…

(Drew Sheneman via GoComics.com)
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When it came out that Trump pressured Comey to drop the Flynn investigation and then fired him when he didn’t, @PRyan excused it all saying “he’s new at this.”

Now @chucktodd asks him whether Comey is honorable, Ryan refuses to answer even on way out. He’s corrupted to the core.

— Jesse Lee (@JesseCharlesLee) April 15, 2018

But Ryan’s still got one last dream:

Paul Ryan Vows To Make Boomers Pay For Retiring By 'Fixing Entitlements' https://t.co/NCpRzEBuR6

— #TheResistance (@SocialPowerOne1) April 15, 2018

Lest We Forget Open Thread: Paul Ryan — Bad Man, “Good” <del>German</del> RepublicanPost + Comments (138)

Farewell Ryan Open Thread: Requiem for A Heavyweight Fake

by Anne Laurie|  April 12, 20188:23 am| 134 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Ryan Lyin' Weasel, Assholes, Decline and Fall, Flash Mob of Hate

Hey @SpeakerRyan how's this going so far? pic.twitter.com/29LP344fnG

— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) November 8, 2017


 
Nobody loves a quitter, but dayyum Paul Ryan has a lot of enemies! Of course, he’s taken credit for a budget bill that will explode the deficit while giving still more of our common wealth away to the least deserving plutocrats, while failing to rein in the worst impulses of the leaders of “his” party. And he’s abandoning ship just in time for an actual avowed white supremacist to take the lead in the GOP primary for his replacement, and guaranteeing that we’ll all get to watch at least two of the least appealing Repub congresscritters (Kevin McCarthy & Steve Scalise) fight like crazed weasels to take over his “throne”. Also, he’s the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver. But the Media Village Idiots always seemed to love him — yet the concensus of public comment right now seems to be GOOD RIDDANCE, at best. Of course the NYTimes is still slobbering over his “bravery”, and there may be television pundits still standing up for their Pauly Blue Eyes…

STAFF: Mr. Speaker, the CBO now estimates trillion-dollar deficits through the current administration.

RYAN: What a great tax bill. I’m living the dream! Time to step down now… https://t.co/i0F32E6doY

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) April 11, 2018

Spend two years enabling an anti-democratic, incompetent man-child. Do long-term damage to the nation’s fiscal health. Exacerbate the nation’s political divides … Walk away when it’s clear that your party will lose the House. Never change Paul Ryan

— Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) April 11, 2018

Paul Ryan announced this morning that he's cashing out and heading for a country with a non-extradition treaty before Republicans finish imploding the country.

Well, OK, I might be paraphrasing Ryan's retirement announcement a bit.

Just a bit.
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— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) April 11, 2018

Paul Ryan leaves the House intelligence committee in tatters and trillion-dollar deficits as far as the eye can see

— Justin Miller (@justinjm1) April 11, 2018

This is true but Paul Ryan's defining legacy is being complicit in the shredding of democratic norms. https://t.co/WsALECOxFe

— Topher Spiro (@TopherSpiro) April 11, 2018

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House Speaker Paul Ryan's abrupt move to retire leaves gaping void in GOP as midterms near https://t.co/l5uYOdEHm9

— The Japan Times (@japantimes) April 12, 2018

He’s kind of been more gaping void than man all along. https://t.co/AburvZpuZD

— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 12, 2018

Just do yourself a favor today: immediately tune out anyone who tells you this is a good thing for Republicans.
It’s not. Period.

— Paul Kane (@pkcapitol) April 11, 2018

Paul Ryan rose to prominence by weaponizing Obama-era deficits and winning plaudits from centrists for his austere math.

He leaves office mere days after a CBO report finds GOP govt has, in a matter of months, increased deficits in the 2018-22 period by more than $1.2 trillion.

— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) April 11, 2018

Paul Ryan’s one real accomplishment as a politician was repeatedly conning gullible journalists https://t.co/IVWaAyhEuP

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) April 11, 2018

Not every day you see a Speaker up against a potential loss of majority just say "fold." Decision could wreck remaining GOP morale in fight for House. https://t.co/GsXPNbrsdQ

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) April 11, 2018

“expecting a Trump defeat, Ryan planned a speech on Election Night to denounce Trump’s racially polarizing agenda as a betrayal of conservatism’s ideals. Instead, Ryan folded the speech back into his jacket pocket—where it has receded deeper ever since.” https://t.co/C2Z2HZhOle

— Reza Aslan (@rezaaslan) April 11, 2018

Inside story from the district on why #PaulRyan called it quits. "He knew that people felt unserved and that they were tired of it." https://t.co/ldWyWHW8uB pic.twitter.com/Ba1S8yOdC6

— Tom Watson (@tomwatson) April 11, 2018

Say what you will about Paul Ryan but I think he's proven you can stand for nothing while also ruining everything.

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) April 11, 2018

Romney brought Paul Ryan onto his 2012 presidential ticket, a sign that Ryan's brand of austerity had reached the GOP mainstream.
Govt spending that year was $3.5 trillion.
Ryan leaves the speakership with spending levels at $4.2 trillion.

— Damian Paletta (@damianpaletta) April 11, 2018

Paul Ryan is a "policy wonk" if you define a "wonk" as someone who lies effortlessly about policy and shifts his positions based on the political winds.

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) April 11, 2018

Remember when Paul Ryan lied about how fast he ran that marathon? Remember when he pretended to wash those dishes that were already clean for a photo op? Never forget that he is a petty image-obsessed worm.

— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) April 11, 2018

Fiscal hawk Ryan leaves behind growing deficits and a changed GOP, via @ericawerner @damianpaletta https://t.co/dNJ5WfRNXN

— John Wagner (@WPJohnWagner) April 11, 2018

Speaker Ryan’s retirement will be interpreted as practically conceding that the GOP will lose the House. Probably will stimulate more R retirements. https://t.co/QbP0SeKdqE

— Larry Sabato (@LarrySabato) April 11, 2018

Paul Ryan helped make Wisconsin the most rigged state in the country with voter suppression, gerrymandering & dark money. Even that was not enough to protect him now https://t.co/OKuiwW7jr5

— Ari Berman (@AriBerman) April 11, 2018

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Probably Not, But Isn’t It Sweet to Watch Him Squirm?

by Anne Laurie|  March 27, 20184:55 am| 107 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Ryan Lyin' Weasel, Assholes, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Our Failed Political Establishment

HEY, EVERYONE: "Nevada's 2nd U.S. House District Rep. Mark Amodei, R-Carson City, said on Nevada Newsmakers Monday that Rep. Paul Ryan may soon resign as Speaker of the U.S. House." https://t.co/HKupnTyPIU

— Jon Ralston (@RalstonReports) March 26, 2018

I think my Speaker Ryan tweet may have crashed the Nevada Newsmakers site, so here's the full @RayHagar story. pic.twitter.com/99VDcJgQ2q

— Jon Ralston (@RalstonReports) March 26, 2018

For what it's worth, Paul Ryan's staff just told @ErinVKelly that Ryan is not resigning. https://t.co/vjXUymYmU9

— Jessica Estepa (@jmestepa) March 26, 2018

…“The speaker is not resigning,” AshLee Strong, Ryan’s spokeswoman, said in a statement.

Amodei is not particularly close to the speaker, who has a small inner circle of advisers and who makes decisions about his political future with an even smaller round of confidants and family.

But Amodei publicly reopened the discussion that has been kept to private whispers within the House Republican Conference about whether Ryan will run to lead the House GOP next year. He went even further by stating, with nothing more than gossip from his colleagues, that Ryan would resign within 60 days and that his successor had already been chosen…

Ryan, who was on a congressional delegation trip to the Czech Republic, has tried to bat down speculation about whether he wants another term as House speaker if Republicans hold the majority in the November midterm elections. Winning approval of the tax-cut bill in December marked a career highlight that led some to believe he might leave office in the winter, on a high note before what is likely to be a rough midterm…

Republicans would be stunned if there was an outright resignation, in the middle of the term, without any political scandal, and many would suspect they had little chance to win the majority in November.

The traditional route for a House speaker looking toward the exits is to run for another term and announce immediately after the election that he or she is stepping down, particularly if the party loses the majority.

There are, of course, rude whispers that Ryan wants to jump ship before he gets blamed for any part of a massive GOP loss come November. Ryan has never been a guy to stand and take punishment for the good of anyone other than Paul Ryan…

Well in fairness, Boehner’s staff vehemently denied the same rumor right before he resigned https://t.co/xO4uUg9uLk

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) March 26, 2018

If he’s now considering clearing out his offices so someone else can come in and do the job, it’s long overdue.

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) March 26, 2018


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And then there’s this… unpleasant spectacle:

Wisconsin students are marching 50 miles from Madison to Janesville because they refuse to be ignored by @SpeakerRyan, who has taken more money from the gun lobby than any US Representative past or present.#50More #NeverAgain #WeWillNotBeIgnored https://t.co/UehSbqSV1i

— Cathy Myers (@CathyMyersWI) March 26, 2018

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As the Stomach Churns Open Thread: Budget Drama Update

by Anne Laurie|  March 22, 20188:00 am| 82 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Dolt 45, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Ryan Lyin' Weasel, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

What made the omnibus:
BORDER: $1.6B for security
MEDICAL MARIJUANA: Fed’l govt barred from interfering with states that have legalized it
RUSSIA: Money for election security and FBI counter-intel against Russian cyberattacks
OPIOIDS: $4.65B – that’s $3B more than 2017.@elwasson

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) March 22, 2018

What DIDN’T make omnibus:
NY-NJ TUNNEL: No dedicated money for Gateway rail tunnel Schumer wanted—and Trump didn’t.
OBAMACARE: Plan to stabilize insurance rates not included due to fight over abortion language.
SANCTUARY CITIES: No restrictions on their federal funding.@elwasson

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) March 22, 2018

Politics: the science of who eats… and who gets eaten.

FROM OMNIBUS TALKS: Pelosi, Schumer repeatedly proposed language similar to Tillis-Coons bill for the omnibus spending pkg. to protect Robert #Mueller, including at the leadership this morning, a Dem aide says.The aide said Republicans continually refused to include the language.

— Rebecca Shabad (@RebeccaShabad) March 22, 2018

Given what Paul Ryan and his fellow Trump enablers have been shoveling out to the rest of us, they’re all gonna spend their next million or so reincarnations as dung beetles…

[C]ongressional Republicans were jolted Wednesday morning by phone calls from White House officials, who confided that President Trump was unhappy with the party’s nearly finalized spending deal.

Trump had been up since dawn, keeping an eye on cable-television programs and venting to friends and aides as snow blanketed the executive residence…

Allies of House Speaker Paul D. Ryan (R-Wis.) and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) were alarmed, the people said, once again realizing that only Trump speaks for Trump.

They had been hammering out the details of the spending package with the White House’s legislative staff for weeks and were planning to give a brief update to the president in the afternoon, followed by final votes in both chambers later this week. The people familiar with the discussions were not authorized to speak publicly.

But as senior aides tried to sell Trump on the deal all week, he had hesitated to embrace it. In recent days, he has insisted to associates that congressional Republicans “owe” him more money for the wall since he has raised them millions for their reelection bids and signed the GOP-authored tax bill into law, according to one person close to Trump…

A White House official, meanwhile, said Trump loyalists who dislike Ryan and McConnell, such as Rep. Mark Meadows (R-N.C.), have only stoked Trump’s gut feeling that the spending deal is lacking. They also have told Trump that he will be criticized for such a large sum of spending…

Ryan arrived at the White House around lunchtime in his caravan of SUVs. Vice President Pence attended the meeting, as did senior aides to the attendees. McConnell joined by speakerphone.

Over the next 45 minutes, gathered together in the residence, they all made their pitch to Trump in support of the spending agreement, the people said. They argued that he was getting money for the border wall at a level the White House had been signaling was acceptable. They told him that he was also getting infrastructure funding — one of his priorities. They told him the significant tick up in funding for the military was included and politically popular. These were all arguments he had heard before, from his own senior aides…

Eventually, Trump sighed and said he’s fine with the bill — and the meeting soon ended, with Ryan ducking out into the snow. A reporter for NBC News snapped a blurry picture of the speaker being whisked off in the snow.

White House officials and congressional Republicans quickly moved to issue statements affirming Trump’s support, almost “wishing it into reality,” as one official said late Wednesday afternoon. In private conversations at the Capitol, aides shook their heads at another dramatic encounter with Trump, another time when he had nearly brought his party to the brink of a shutdown…

“Our” hero, the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver of Janesville. I’ve been working on this post for a good half-hour — has Donny Dollhands refudiated Pauly Blue Eyes yet?

Hse posted a staggering 2,232 page omnibus gov't funding bill tonite. Mbrs must process this overnight before vote likely Thurs. Few will have truly read the bill. By contrast…Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy was 864 pages. Nicholas Nickleby by Charles Dickens was 926 pgs

— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) March 22, 2018

This omnibus – 12 spending bills rolled into one with massive plus-up -is a throwback to “Too Big to Fail” legislating.
I wrote few weeks ago how this formula doesn’t work much anymore. https://t.co/0sg7m6mdq6

— Paul Kane (@pkcapitol) March 22, 2018

Got $1.6 Billion to start Wall on Southern Border, rest will be forthcoming. Most importantly, got $700 Billion to rebuild our Military, $716 Billion next year…most ever. Had to waste money on Dem giveaways in order to take care of military pay increase and new equipment.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018

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Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Who Does the NRA Actually Represent?

by Anne Laurie|  February 18, 201812:22 am| 78 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Gun nuts, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Ryan Lyin' Weasel, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

Everybody tweets about who the NRA gives money to but we still haven't gotten a solid answer about where the NRA gets its money https://t.co/zYV6D2iADG

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) February 14, 2018


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Ever wonder if maybe the monsters are already here on Maple Street?…

Paul Ryan video mashup: 3 years of arguing against "knee-jerk" reactions to mass shootings https://t.co/WZRYCvM0o2

— HuffPost (@HuffPost) February 16, 2018

NRA pal Paul Ryan is in Florida collecting money while kids are being buried https://t.co/ZjyOQnsVP5

— Raw Story (@RawStory) February 17, 2018

Ryan: Don't make Florida school shooting conversation about taking away people's guns https://t.co/xDBm11VrZe pic.twitter.com/S4PRdohb7a

— The Hill (@thehill) February 16, 2018

No worries. We can make it about taking away your majority in the House. https://t.co/YwGmNxFdAj

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) February 16, 2018


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And speaking of politicians who are neither Democrats nor helpful when it comes to gun safety measures…

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Vote for Bernie they said.

He marched with MLK they said.

Knowing full well this interview was out there (it's about 2 years old). https://t.co/97h72EUvuu

— April (@ReignOfApril) February 16, 2018

Bernie Sanders: "In Vermont, guns are used for HUNTING."

The facts:

56 percent of adult domestic violence homicides in Vermont between 1994-2013 were committed with firearms.
pic.twitter.com/yRWSIPIljz

— P?????? K???ss?? ? (@Patrickesque) February 16, 2018

This is why gun control advocates will never forgive Bernie Sanders https://t.co/sS1qPH4hWR via @MotherJones

— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) February 16, 2018

“Century Arm’s assault rifles account for more than 17 percent of the total guns recovered in Mexico since 2006 — the highest of any recovered gun or rifle.”

That’s why Bernie Sanders voted against suing gun makers.

Century Arms is a Vermont company.. https://t.co/UG3TxmDTcQ

— P?????? K???ss?? ? (@Patrickesque) February 16, 2018

His defenders will no doubt argue that Sanders was just doing his duty by defending a local industry / employer (as though they didn’t spend months attacking former New York Senator Hillary Clinton’s “soft on Wall Street” speeches). But if the Parkland shooting actually turns out to mark a pivot in the generic voter attitude towards gun safety measures — and I for one most certainly hope it does! — then Sanders’ long-term, on-the-record coddling of gun manufacturers puts him firmly on the wrong side of the electoral argument. Having to spend the months leading up to 2020 insisting that those votes were a long time ago, and also FREEDUMB!!!, will put him even more clearly on the Republican side of the aisle. No more free riding on our Democratic money and organizing.

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Repub Venality Open Thread: Paul Ryan Is Not A Serious Person…

by Anne Laurie|  February 3, 20186:11 pm| 183 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Glibertarianism, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Ryan Lyin' Weasel, Assholes

Ryan pitches cutting Medicaid benefits this year by calling it “Finding Fulfillment.”https://t.co/nX2aAZ9teA pic.twitter.com/dAaLIt3pGu

— Andy Slavitt (@ASlavitt) February 2, 2018

But he’s very much a serious threat to those of us not in the top 0.1%…

They dropped this at height of the #NunesMemo. These so-called GOP leaders, who should be working across the aisle to strengthen these key initiatives are: 1) hoping you‘re distracted; and 2) plotting to destroy your Medicare, Medicaid & Social Security.https://t.co/b1F4gXmvx6

— Nancy Pelosi (@TeamPelosi) February 2, 2018

Good news, the Kochs can cover their Costco memberships for 14.2 million years! pic.twitter.com/UveEdxGoYl

— Schooley (@Rschooley) February 3, 2018

Hey Paul! Going to need an extra nine cents! pic.twitter.com/zAtC18Rffv

— Gus Ironic Colonialist™ (@Gus_802) February 3, 2018

$1.50 a week for 52 weeks equals $78 per year, times 125 million workers that equals $9.75 billion a year.

Yet the tax cut costs $1.5 trillion — with a t — over ten years.

Where’d the money go? https://t.co/RQKEPM75GC

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) February 3, 2018

Paul Ryan is bragging about giving public school employees $1.50.

These 6 jaw-dropping charts show just how much rich people will gain from the GOP tax bill: https://t.co/gaQjGNfI1R pic.twitter.com/wAx0H7DX2I

— Mother Jones (@MotherJones) February 3, 2018

Moments ago, @PRyan deleted this tweet after we told him just how out of touch he was. Show Paul Ryan what you think of his tax bill. Chip in $1.50 now to help us repeal and replace Ryan permanently this November.https://t.co/c3Fii4Q0Jn

— Randy Bryce (@IronStache) February 3, 2018

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Oligarch Open Thread: Koch Bros, Still Monsters

by Anne Laurie|  January 30, 201811:44 am| 104 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Election 2018, Free Markets Solve Everything, Kochsuckers, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Ryan Lyin' Weasel, Decline and Fall, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Jump! You Fuckers!

Paul Ryan, via pre-recorded video, gives Koch donors credit for passing tax cut. "Because of your help we’ve been able to take the ball and run with it," Ryan says.

— Annie Linskey (@AnnieLinskey) January 28, 2018

Kochs super happy. Except for that nagging feeling that it could all go away. https://t.co/tv523xpWAg

— Annie Linskey (@AnnieLinskey) January 29, 2018

The Boston Globe:

… “We’ve made more progress in the past five years than I had in the last 50,” declared Charles Koch, the 82-year old billionaire, addressing a group of about 550 donors who gathered in Indian Wells for the Kochs’ winter policy and politics weekend seminar.

But this era of gains, which brought them a massive tax cut, a queue of conservative federal judges, and an administration full of friendly regulators, could all be gone if Democrats claw back control of the government.

So the vast network has pledged to devote around $400 million toward politics and policy in the midterms to hold the GOP majorities in both chambers. That’s 60 percent more than the network spent in 2014, when Republicans picked up nine seats in the Senate and 13 seats in the House of Representatives.

The sum includes $20 million that Koch and his brother David plan to put behind efforts to popularize the $1.5 trillion tax cut. The network spent $20 million last year pushing the legislation.

“We have a ways to go,” said Koch, teeing up his Big Ask to the well-coiffed group of donors who contribute at least $100,000 a year to Koch-aligned groups. “So my challenge to all of us is to increase the scale and effectiveness of this network by an order of magnitude. By another 10-fold on top of all the growth and progress we’ve already made. Because if we do that, I’m convinced we can change the trajectory of this country.”…

Voters have been skeptical of the tax law in part because much of the benefit is focused on businesses like those run by the Kochs and their allies. The tax cuts directly benefit Koch Industries by $1 billion to $1.4 billion a year, according to a recent analysis from Americans for Tax Fairness, a liberal advocacy group.

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“They stand to benefit by massive amounts more than what they’ve spent,” said TJ Helmstetter, a spokesman for Americans for Tax Fairness.

David Dziok, a spokesman for Koch Industries who attended the weekend events, said he is “skeptical” of the numbers but didn’t say they were wrong…

Mark Meadows manages to toggle fairly well between the House Freedom Caucus, the Trump White House and the Koch world.

— Annie Linskey (@AnnieLinskey) January 28, 2018

It kind of turned into a holy roller session at the end of the Koch Network meeting where donors talked about how great it is to give money to the network.

— Annie Linskey (@AnnieLinskey) January 29, 2018

The Washington Post:

… This weekend is the largest gathering of like-minded donors since Koch began holding the twice-a-year meetings in 2003. About 550 donors who contribute a minimum of $100,000 annually are in attendance, including 160 first-time attendees, said James Davis, a spokesman for the Seminar Network. About 700 donors contribute at that level, Davis said.

The network pointedly declined to endorse a candidate in the 2016 presidential election, but officials have worked closely with the administration. They said they have a lot to celebrate after President Trump’s first year, including deregulation and Justice Neil M. Gorsuch’s confirmation to the Supreme Court…

The Washington Post and other news outlets were invited to cover portions of the three-day seminar, on the condition that donors not be identified without their consent.

Several elected Republicans are attending the meeting: Sen. John Cornyn of Texas, Sen. Todd C. Young of Indiana, Sen. Thom Tillis of North Carolina, Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey, Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin, Rep. Marshal Blackburn of Tennessee, Rep. Mark Meadows of North Carolina, Nevada Attorney General Adam Laxalt and Mississippi Lt. Gov. Tate Reeves.

The Koch Brothers are defending their shift from opposing Trump to embracing him by citing as their inspiration…Frederick Douglass. https://t.co/fzGBPXNnrH pic.twitter.com/6sSaGTtWhP

— Alec MacGillis (@AlecMacGillis) January 29, 2018

Charles Koch co-wrote a WaPo op-ed in favor of passing legislation for Dreamers & then showed absolutely no evidence he’s done a damn thing about it since.

I don’t recall Douglass saying something was important then doing nothing to advance the cause & never mentioning it again https://t.co/AErz1baXPP

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) January 29, 2018

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