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Proud to Be A Democrat

Early Morning Open Thread: Raise Your (Juice) Glass!

by Anne Laurie|  November 7, 20124:53 am| 92 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat


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Two-term PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA !


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SENATOR Elizabeth Warren!

“It was exactly fifty years ago tonight that Ted Kennedy was first elected to the U.S. Senate… “
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Is Nate Silver A Witch? (Probably!)

Professor Krugman takes a victory lap:

… For a long time, right-wingers — and some pundits — have peddled the notion that the “real America”, all that really counted, was the land of non-urban white people, to which both parties must abase themselves. Meanwhile, the actual electorate was getting racially and ethnically diverse, and increasingly tolerant too. The 2008 Obama coalition wasn’t a fluke; it was the country we are becoming.

And sure enough that more diverse and, if you ask me, better nation just won big….

At the moment, the NYTimes has temporarily suspended its paywall. If you want some schadenfreude with your morning coffee, here’s Timothy Egan on the “Revenge of the Polling Nerds“:

In the last days of the election, Peggy Noonan had a “feel” that things were moving Mitt Romney’s way. George Will was more cerebral: his brain told him it would be Romney in a rout. And Michael Barone, who used to have a good divining rod to go along with an encyclopedic knowledge for all numbers political, also predicted a Romney landslide.

What they had in common, aside from putting up a brick Tuesday that completely missed the electoral net, was a last-hurrah push for the old-fashioned prediction by gut…

People who are surprised by the election – and Sarah Palin looked like she was close to tears as the obvious became obvious even to those who live in the Fox bubble – were probably listening to people who are paid to fantasize….

And Salon thoughtfully scoured Twitter to collect “The 20 Biggest Sore Losers of Election Night“, from all the predictable suspects. “We also don’t know 4 sure that the public is as pathetically wrongheaded as it appears. It really could be they rely on a corrupt media” — that’s media person David “Everything I Have, I Owe to My Brother’s Audience” Limbaugh. Actually, it’s only 19 losers — one particularly egregious blowhard stole the top two slots…

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My Favorite Picture of The Night and a Few Of My Other Favorite Things

by Soonergrunt|  November 7, 20122:58 am| 59 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Movies, Music, Proud to Be A Democrat, Schadenfreude, THIS WAS AWESOME

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The other wonderful things are the dismissals of the wingnuts Allen West and Michele Bachmann, and the rape apologists Mourdock and Akin.

UPDATE: Bachmann is now ahead by ~1300 votes with 86% reporting.  I’m not a praying man, but I’ll make an exception.

And the most wonderful thing are the winger tears.  If you think Political Observer’s melt-down in the last thread is fun to watch, you need to take a look at Victoria Jackson’s twitter, @vicjackshow

And since most of her ~4300 followers are people who point at her and laugh, a fact she doesn’t seem to get, it’s like watching children poke at this poor rabid worn out gopher with sticks to see what she’ll do.  Good times, good times.

And last but certainly not the least among my favorite things, is the fact that Andrew Breitbart is still dead.

Oh, yeah, I’m drunk. Falling down, commode-hugging, epically fucking drunk!  Thank God for spell check!

SG+Whothefuckknows?

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My Choice for Lede of the Day

by Anne Laurie|  November 6, 20125:18 pm| 164 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

Paul Constant at Seattle’s Stranger, rebutting the National Review revanchists, writes “Crush Them Back, Harder“:

Liberals have a rare opportunity today to do something they signally started in the landslide election of 2008: finish the job. Bill Clinton’s victory was vitiated by the inclusion of Dick Morris and quickly revenged by Kenneth Starr, leading to his replacement in 2000 by George W. Bush, a man who exactly nobody thought was qualified to be president of the United States, probably including Bush himself.

In retrospect, of course, George W. Bush was Pericles of Athens compared to Mitt Romney, who far more than Bush has revealed the true face of contemporary American right-conservatism in all its coercive ugliness: a blizzard of shifting policies; the deployment of ignoramuses to spread disinformation and discontent on cable airwaves; and the naked Randian appeals to race and class hatred. The most anti-American of American presidential candidates has run the most un-American of campaigns.

And that, by rights, should be it. Romney’s campaign has been so ugly, so founded on lies and nothingness, that nobody should want to vote for the man. But somehow, it’s a close race. From Day One of the Romney campaign, real conservatives pretended there was an explicit threat from Obama’s “fundamental change.” They imbue whole conspiracies into Obama’s offhand “voting is the best revenge” remark, when for the Right, “revenge” is precisely what this election is all about. For them and their constituents, it’s payback time: payback for the thought that taxes should be fairer; payback for the death of Osama bin Laden; payback for the policies of FDR; payback for America’s changing demographics. They’ve long used the civil-rights movement — which after all was directed precisely against bigots– and the Vietnam-era “pro-war” movement — which arose in opposition to the foreign policy of the Democrats led by George McGovern— as wedges with which to crack the larger social structure and now, so close to realizing the ultimate expression of their “critical theory” — that everything about un-wealthy America stinks — they and their media allies are doing their best to swing an last election for Romney…

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ETA: Second favorite — “Is Nate Silver A Witch?”
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Further ETA, for the lulz: John Cassidy at the New Yorker:

On Sunday, as a blizzard of new polls confirmed the lack of a last-minute bounce for the Mittster, I tweeted out: “Apart from George Will, does anyone still think Romney will win the electoral college?” Apparently, they do. Here are the names of the Romney optimists: Karl Rove and Dick Morris, who need no introduction; Michael Barone, the veteran political analyst; John Ellis, a media pundit who used to be a senior executive at Fox News; Jennifer Rubin, neoconservative columnist at the Washington Post; and Donald Trump.

Two days on, with Election Day upon us, not much has changed. The vast majority of pundits, academics, and forecasters agree that Obama will win. Indeed, there is a broad consensus about his likely margin of victory in the electoral college: 303 to 235. In addition to myself, a number of prognosticators have settled on these figures. They include the Democratic strategist Joe Trippi; the Slate blogger Matt Yglesias; the Huffpo’s Pollster tracking model; the Web site PredictWise, the consulting firm CabPolitical. Most other forecasts are grouped around the 303-235 projection. Early Tuesday morning, Nate Silver’s 538 model was predicting Obama 315, Romney 223; Sam Wang’s Princeton Election Consortium had it at Obama 309, Romney 229. Larry Sabato and his colleagues at the University of Virginia’s Center for Politics were predicting that Obama would do slightly less well but still win. Their figures for the electoral college: Obama 290, Romney 248…

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Early Morning Open Thread: Election Day

by Anne Laurie|  November 6, 20124:49 am| 124 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat


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H/t commentor TaMara. Yup, too long to watch over coffee, but now you’ve got something to keep you entertained while you’re waiting in line to vote. For the impatient, Michelle Obama is announced at approximately the 2:10 mark, and President Obama comes on at 11:10 (and starts speaking at approximately 12:30).

Meanwhile, all your early-morning lamestream media pundits will be gumming over OMG DIXVILLE NOTCH, tied 5-5, not bad for a precinct that skews Republican. But let’s hear a little love for the other tiny NH bellwether, Harts Location:

President/Vice President
Barack Obama/Joe Biden (D) 23
Mitt Romney/Paul Ryan (R) 9
Gary Johnson/James Gray (L) 1
Virgil Goode/James Clymer (C) 0

So… final prediction time! Nate Silver at 538 calls it 315.2 for President Obama, 92% chance of winning. Latest word from Sam Wang at the Princeton Electoral Consortium:

I make two electoral predictions.

ELECTORAL PREDICTION (mode): Barack Obama 332 EV, Mitt Romney 206 EV. The mode is the single most frequent value on the histogram. It corresponds to the map below, and has a chance of being exactly correct.

ELECTORAL PREDICTION (median): Obama 309 EV, Romney 229 EV, Popular Vote Meta-Margin Obama +2.34%. This is the automatically-generated snapshot for November 5th 8:00pm. This prediction is almost guaranteed to be off, since 309 EV is not a common combination.

And here is the prediction of our own PsiFighter37:

Obama gets 332 EVs. I think the popular vote will come in between 3-4%, with rounding causing it to be 4%.

Mitt gets 47% of the vote and will forever have that tattooed onto the magic underpants.

Democrats will pick up Senate seats relative to the 53 they have now. Joe Lieberman will wonderfully be but an irrelevant assclown in less than 2 months when Chris Murphy takes his seat.

But we don’t take the House, but I predict Eric Cantor makes his move and sticks a shiv deep into Orange Julius’ back to become Speaker. God help us all.

So… what are your predictions for close of day tonight?

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Early Morning Open Thread: Why We Fight

by Anne Laurie|  November 4, 20125:01 am| 48 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Warren for Senate 2012


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Goal Thermometer

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Also, some wise words from the underrated Gail Collins and her “Last Election List“:

… 4) Stop obsessively checking the polls.

This has been going on way too long. Stop torturing yourself! Whatever Colorado is going to do, it’ll do it on Tuesday. Clean the basement. Read a novel. Consider purchasing a new pet. If it’s an Irish setter, you can name it Seamus.

5) Forget about the fact that Mitt Romney once drove to Canada with the family dog strapped to the roof of the car.

If he loses, nobody will care. If he wins, we’ll have so many other things to worry about…

8) Just go ahead and vote.

If we lived in a democracy full of heroic candidates in evenly matched battles, there’d be no challenge to being an energized voter. Everybody would do it! As it is, one of our greatest civic virtues is the willingness to soldier on and participate in elections even when the contests are foregone conclusions or vaguely ridiculous.

Every day on my way to work for the last few months I’ve walked past the Victory for Obama Campaign Center on Broadway and 103rd Street in Manhattan. This is a neighborhood in which every single race on the ballot is hopelessly lopsided. Actually, most of them are uncontested. The state has already been painted blue. The congressman who has been in office for 20 years is being challenged by a person with no campaign funds and whose slogan is “Michael is familiar with politics … but he is not political.”

Yet the place has been full of enthusiastic people selling buttons, handing out literature and staffing the phones. This is what makes America great. True, the people on the phones were calling voters in Ohio. But still. You do what you can.

Goal Thermometer

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Open Thread: Saturday Morning Superheroes & Cartoon Villains

by Anne Laurie|  November 3, 20124:55 am| 74 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Election 2012, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat


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Via MichaelJ at LGF — lyrics at the link. Hat tip, commentor Another Halocene Human.

If you want to start planning your Tuesday evening celebrations, commentor PeakVT has a nice succinct post up on his blog laying out a timetable for state-by-state returns. You should read the whole thing, but here’s a taste:

… On election night, the first state to watch for will be Virginia, where polls close at 7PM EST. If Obama takes that state, he’ll almost certainly have won the election (given the near-certainty of Obama winning the 265 EVS in the higher confidence categories)…

And Professor Krugman has his suspicions about “Karl Rove’s Mission Accomplished“:

… Remember how Rove and others were supposed to raise vast sums from billionaires and corporations, then totally saturate the country with GOP messaging, drowning out Obama’s message? Well, they certainly raised a lot of money, and ran a lot of ads. But in terms of actual number of ads the battle has been, if anything, an Obama advantage. And while we don’t know what will happen on Tuesday, state-level polls suggest both that Obama is a strong favorite and, much more surprising, that Democrats are overwhelmingly favored to hold the Senate in a year when the number of seats at risk was supposed to spell doom.

Some of this reflects the simple fact that money can’t help all that much when you have a lousy message. But it also looks as if the money was surprisingly badly spent. What happened?

Well, what if we’ve been misunderstanding Rove? We’ve been seeing him as a man dedicated to helping angry right-wing billionaires take over America. But maybe he’s best thought of instead as an entrepreneur in the business of selling his services to angry right-wing billionaires, who believe that he can help them take over America. It’s not the same thing.

And while Rove the crusader is looking — provisionally, of course, until the votes are in — like a failure, Rove the businessman has just had an amazing, banner year…

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What’s on the agenda today? Anybody got more Frankenstorm Sandy stories to share?

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Open Thread: Irony Bites

by Anne Laurie|  November 2, 20128:18 pm| 116 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat


(Ben Sargent via GoComics.com)
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Wise words, as always, from Mr. Charles P. Pierce at Esquire:

In an election year, the elite American political correspondent lives in a wilderness of the mind made up only of turning points. Tonight’s primary. The next primary. Today’s poll. The next poll. The convention, when every candidate has to give The Speech of His/Her Life. Tonight’s debate. The next debate. The spin function of the modern American political party is designed solely to lead the elite American political correspondent deeper and deeper into this wilderness until all the turning points are strange, concocted shadows that make the wary traveller jump, like broken trees in the forest at night that look like witch’s fingers against the rising moon. Generally, the conservative spin machine is better at doing this. Its woods are darker and deeper, and its concocted shadows are generally more interesting, which is why they frighten the correspondent more profoundly, and generally get a longer run in the mainstream media.

The real cognitive dissonance comes when an actual, real-world turning point occurs — a hurricane, say, ravages the nation’s major population center, obliterating the distinction between the president’s being president and the president’s being a candidate to the point where one of the president’s most implacable opponents is hugging him out on the tarmac. Confronted by this obvious change in the prevailing dynamic of the campaign, and the way in which the actual turning point shines a light on all the phantom turning points, revealing the scary monsters in the wood to be trees and rocks and lines of shivery undergrowth, the elite political correspondent gets briefly disoriented and wonders how things could look so strange in the light of a new day….

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