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Trump Indictments

Another One Bites the Dust

by WaterGirl|  September 4, 202411:35 am| 87 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments

Federal Judge Alvin Hellerstein has rejected Trump’s request for him to intervene and move his election interference case (also known less accurately as the hush money case) from that mean awful judge in New York.

Hellerstein, echoing his denial of Trump’s pretrial bid to move the case, said the defense failed to meet the high burden of proof for changing jurisdiction and that Trump’s conviction for falsifying business records involved his personal life, not official actions that the Supreme Court ruled are immune from prosecution.  (AP)

🎶Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust (yeah) 🎶

As far as I can tell, Trump has only one Hail Mary pass left.  (related to this particular case)

Hellerstein sidestepped a defense complaint that Trump’s state court trial had been plagued by “bias, conflicts of interest, and appearances of impropriety,” writing that he “does not have jurisdiction to hear Mr. Trump’s arguments concerning the propriety of the New York trial.”

The Manhattan district attorney’s office, which prosecuted Trump’s case, declined comment. Earlier Tuesday, the office sent a letter to the trial judge, Juan M. Merchan, objecting to Trump’s effort to delay post-trial decisions in the case while he was seeking to have the U.S. District Court in Manhattan step in.

Merchan is expected to rule soon on two key defense requests:

  1. Trump’s call for the judge to delay his Sept. 18 sentencing until after the November election,
  2. [Trump’s] request that the judge overturn his conviction and dismiss the case in the wake of the Supreme Court’s ruling.

Merchan has said he will rule Sept. 16 on Trump’s motion to overturn the verdict. 

Tick tock, Donnie!

I hope that with these two dates approaching (Sept 16 and Sept 18) Trump is as nervous as a good shitting peach pits, as my old boss liked to say.

Another One Bites the DustPost + Comments (87)

Jack Smith Files an Appeal

by WaterGirl|  August 26, 20245:10 pm| 82 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments

DC Indictment News

Jack Smith files his appeal brief seeking to reverse Cannon and reinstate the case. He files a day early, and uses no adjectives or adverbs or histrionics- he doesn’t need to as he has the facts and law completely on his side. The brief is a devastating refutation of Cannon, who…

— Andrew Weissmann (weissmann11 on Threads/Insta)🌻 (@AWeissmann_) August 26, 2024

Link to the full document.

Discuss!

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I May Quit My Day Job and Just Watch This All Day (oh and Loose Cannon Given Notice of the Jack Smith Appeal)

by WaterGirl|  July 17, 20244:02 pm| 239 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments

I may just quit my day job and watch this over and over and over.

This is now a baby goat appreciation account.

pic.twitter.com/TAHXHwrNeA

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) July 17, 2024

Happy to see this.

Special Counsel formally notifies Judge CANNON of their appeal of her dismissal of the Trump documents case. https://t.co/eghXVAQwTn pic.twitter.com/SHtFMX5nyi

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) July 17, 2024

Can we maybe not talk about you know what in this thread?

(Mostly) Open Thread

I May Quit My Day Job and Just Watch This All Day (oh and Loose Cannon Given Notice of the Jack Smith Appeal)Post + Comments (239)

Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  June 1, 20241:12 pm| 120 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments


h/t for the photo Subaru Dianne

I’m sure Hillary Clinton grieves for our country and the terrible turn it took in 2015, and for the road we have been on since.  How could she not?  At the same time, she is tough enough and strong enough to have embodied the expression that living well is the best revenge.

So I’d say that a little bit of gloating is now in order!

I can’t typically look at photos of the Dumpster, and you have probably noticed that I tend to not post photos of the disgusting creature, but this one doesn’t bother me!  Hope you feel the same.

He is the monster who stalked her on the debate stage, so it brings me great pleasure to see him depicted as the monster he is.  Hoping he will literally be powerless soon.  He is melting like the wicked witch, I think, just more slowly.

Open thread,

 

Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold Open ThreadPost + Comments (120)

Saturday Morning Open Thread: Bright, Sunshiny Day

by Anne Laurie|  June 1, 20248:53 am| 199 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, LGBTQ Rights Are Human Rights, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Trump Indictments, Our Failed Media Experiment

While hosting the Kansas City Chiefs at the White House to celebrate their 2024 Super Bowl championship, U.S. President Biden wears the team's football helmet. pic.twitter.com/tiuTgXPCWN

— AP NFL (@AP_NFL) May 31, 2024

The power of this photo! ?? pic.twitter.com/OKoo6r2N9o

— best of kamala harris (@archivekamala) May 31, 2024

Yesterday, cadets at the U.S. Air Force Academy took an oath – not to a person or to a political party, but to the Constitution.

In a world of continuous change, this oath remains constant. pic.twitter.com/NgR67eSGQh

— Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) May 31, 2024

Gotta love Pete! ??

Happy Pride Month from the White House! ?? pic.twitter.com/h61oC67XZJ

— Jeras Ikehorn (@JerasIkehorn) June 1, 2024

LGBTQ+ Pride Month is starting to show its colors around the world. What to know https://t.co/4y7DIWzKhv

— The Associated Press (@AP) June 1, 2024

Respect to our own DougJ!

hit dog (in beltway media groupchat): "guys i'm hollerin rn" https://t.co/HttFhs0kg4

— Houthi and the Blowfish (@canderaid) May 31, 2024

pic.twitter.com/Xwleyl05sn

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) May 30, 2024


(Where former theatre critic Frank Bruni frets about Trump’s ahmazing command of The Optics… )

It's literally an NYT headline https://t.co/qsRHV2Onon

— schmook (@schmook) May 31, 2024

Warning — earworm!

It took 12 Angry Men and Women on the staff of @FallonTonight to make this horrible video. And now even my friend Jim is saying “Replace Trump.” Ridiculous!

THIS VIDEO IS THE REAL CRIME! DO NOT RETWEAT! pic.twitter.com/Lckk46TMtf

— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) May 31, 2024

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Chill Dawn Open Thread: Even the Hangovers Will Be Happy Ones

by Anne Laurie|  May 31, 20244:48 am| 106 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Indictments, Schadenfreude

Here is the Time cover. pic.twitter.com/CKSxjZcdah

— Ted Johnson (@tedstew) May 30, 2024

raise a glass tonight to Hillary Clinton, the woman who was right about everything.

— campskunk (@campskunk) May 30, 2024

I don't know if he'll ever see any jail time for this, but it's nice to know that, right now, *he* doesn't know either. 😄

— Tom Tell (@ThomasTell) May 30, 2024

Turned on Fox. First topic: complaining about the media being too happy about the verdict.

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) May 30, 2024

Trump should drop out immediately. He is a convicted felon, he faces massive future legal jeopardy, it's completely inappropriate for a man like him to run for president of the United States. There are other Republicans who can run in his stead. This shouldn't be debatable.

— Will Stancil (@whstancil) May 30, 2024

show full post on front page

https://t.co/IaMW77diT9 pic.twitter.com/CEtnrQ7T7Y

— Open Source Stupidity (OSSTU) Starfish (@IRHotTakes) May 30, 2024

Justice Alito has called for upside down American flags to be flown at half mast https://t.co/1Axu84fypc

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) May 30, 2024

1) I was wrong. I'm *happy* to admit it.
2) 34 out of 34 is probably the highest score he's gotten since his father bribed the T-Ball coach in 5th grade.
3) It's small start, but the ball is rolling.
4) I still think the sentencing will be light and meaningless. pic.twitter.com/tST4xPSk0n

— Bonhoeffer's Child (@bonhoefferchild) May 30, 2024

Don’t worry, Evangelicals.

This is God’s will.

— John Collins (@Logically_JC) May 30, 2024

Everything I click on and read right now is absolute, pure pornography. And I am waiting for that bloated grifter to explode in absolute bespittled rage, which will be, yes, the money shot.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) May 30, 2024

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— Jack Metzler (cleaned up) (@SCOTUSPlaces) May 30, 2024

No longer allowed to own guns. Mike Pence breathes easier tonight.

— Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks) May 30, 2024

For the SHOGUN watchers…

mr trump, there is one way you can show your honor and disdain those who have unjustly condemned you, and I for one would gladly volunteer to be your kaishakunin.

— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) May 30, 2024

The funniest possible way for Trump to die would be for him to get found guilty and imprisoned, then get accidentally shot by one of his own supporters mounting a harebrained rescue attempt. Just getting domed by a car dealership owner from Indiana with a gunbroker AR.

— William B. Fuckley (@opinonhaver) May 30, 2024

It's interesting that Melania doesn't feel Trump did nothing wrong in cheating on her with a porn star who he then paid off to cover up the affair before doing a bunch of criminally fraudulent paperwork to cover up the coverup. https://t.co/rWIFJtOv8K

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) May 31, 2024

Two groups of people are super mad online right now: Hardcore Trump supporters and "leftists" who spent the last 8 months saying "I'm not a Trump supporter, but…"

Curious. Truly an unexplainable phenomenon

— Swann Marcus (@SwannMarcus89) May 31, 2024

PSA: Read Wikipedia’s entry on Rule 34 *before* you try the following suggestion:

Did you guys know that there is a special legal rule, a loophole that will allow Trump to reverse all 34 charges related to his Stormy Daniels hush money case? Google "Trump Stormy rule 34" to learn more!

— Jeremiah Johnson ?? (@JeremiahDJohns) May 30, 2024

hey, did you guys know that wealthy real estate scion robert durst faced a consequence exactly one time in his life and promptly had a heart attack and died
this has been "neat things to know"

— not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) May 30, 2024 at 6:26 PM

As a CONVICTED FELON, the Republican presidential Nominee isn’t legally allowed to vote for himself or any of the candidates he’s endorsed. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? pic.twitter.com/tlHzYazGWH

— Sgt Joker (@TheSGTJoker) May 30, 2024

Not one single person who says, "I wasn't going to vote for Trump, but now I'll crawl over radioactive burning glass covered with cobra venom to support the Dear Leader" was ever anything other than a Trump voter.

Bitches, please.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) May 31, 2024

I’m just an unfrozen caveman professor turned writer guy, but is going on TV a good idea on the night you just lost and your client was convicted of 34 felonies and you still need to appeal pic.twitter.com/csgZs7RAdd

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) May 31, 2024

https://t.co/To3H8Gygyy pic.twitter.com/rIiXMoIkTb

— zeddy (@Zeddary) May 30, 2024

Chill Dawn Open Thread: Even the Hangovers Will Be Happy OnesPost + Comments (106)

Jury Questions Give Me Hope That This Is a (mostly) Sensible Jury

by WaterGirl|  May 30, 202412:50 pm| 157 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments, Trump’s NY Criminal Trial

I think I am more hopeful that Trump will be found guilty than most of you.  I don’t always have to be right, but I sure hope I am this time!

First president in 28 years to not serve a second term.

First president in 45 years not to release any of his tax returns.

First president in 89 years to lose the presidency, the House and the Senate in a single term.

First president in 102 years to allow more than 120,000… pic.twitter.com/6R1JI7onoW

— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) May 29, 2024

  1. First president in 28 years to not serve a second term.
  2. First president in 45 years not to release any of his tax returns.
  3. First president in 89 years to lose the presidency, the House and the Senate in a single term.
  4. First president in 102 years to allow more than 120,000 Americans to die in a single virus outbreak.
  5. First president in 129 years to lose the popular vote twice.
  6. First president in 152 years to boycott his successors inauguration.
  7. First president ever to fail to hit a 50% approval rating at any point during their presidency.
  8. First president ever to be elected with the help of a foreign nation.
  9. First president ever to be impeached twice.
  10. *First president ever to have a member of their own party vote for conviction in an impeachment trial.
  11. First president ever to have an arrest warrant issued against him by a foreign nation.
  12. First president ever to refuse to concede defeat. First president to be banned from social media.
  13. First president to refuse to ensure the peaceful transfer of power.
  14. First president to have their home searched for official national security documents.
  15. First former president found liable of sexual abuse, defamation & business fraud.
  16. First former president criminally indicted (also the second, third and fourth).
  17. First former president with a mugshot.
  18. First former president to await a jury’s verdict as the defendant in a criminal trial.
  19. So many firsts, so much winning. He must be sick of it.
  20. ?

*#8 gets an asterisk because Nixon and Reagan conspired against the US with other countries in order to get elected.

*#10 has been deemed incorrect by a commenter, with a reference to Andrew Johnson.  Disputed by Baud.

What’s everyone up to today?

Is spring gardening kicking anyone else’s butt?

 

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