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Dear WaterGirl: Did You Know…

by WaterGirl|  December 9, 20196:01 pm| 66 Comments

This post is in: Dear WaterGirl

Dear WaterGirl,

I just travelled around the world in my hot air balloon, and now that I am back, I’m wondering if you guys made any changes to the new site while I was gone.

Dear Wow, That’s Amazing!

And here I thought we had accomplished a lot this week!  Let’s see… We switched from the lovely blue-green-gray background on block quotes to a possibly-more lovely blue outline with a shadow.  People seem to like that a lot; hopefully you will, too.

We increased the size of the space you get when you press RETURN, so we think people won’t feel the need to press RETURN twice between their paragraphs.  That should go a long way toward decreasing extra white space we’ve been seeing.

We also made a change to the comment numbers; they are a bit smaller and should size better on all devices.  (Bye-bye tiny little numbers on phones!)  Oh, and we changed the pie filter font that you see when you select quotes instead of images.

Dear WaterGirl,

What about the loyal On the Road people?  What have you done for us lately??  Writing not just for myself, you understand, but for all of us.

Dear On the Road Peeps,

Well, let’s see.  We moved On the Road from Featuring in the sidebar to the category bar at the top.  We hope that was a nice surprise! But we took away something, too; we hope you won’t mind.  You won’t see duplicate images anymore when the most recent post on Balloon Juice happens to be an On the Road post.  Going forward, you’ll just have to be satisfied with a single copy of all those gorgeous images.

Dear WaterGirl,

Have there been any changes that would specifically affect front pagers?  We love change!

Dear Front Pagers,

At long last, we added a plugin for filtering Categories and Snark to the Classic Editor, so those of you who don’t typically use the Block Editor won’t have to go to the Dark Side for ease of adding categories and snark to posts.

Dear WaterGirl,

Are there any little things we might want to know, that we may not know already?

Dear Inquiring Minds…

Yes!  That’s an excellent question!

Did you know you can make the comment box longer, so you can see your entire comment, even if it’s long?  Just drag the little thingie (technical term) that’s at the bottom of the comment box until it’s the size you want.  The little thingie is to the right of the little P that people ask about, and it works in the Reply box as well as in the comment box at the bottom.

Speaking of the little P, what does it do?  P stands for Paragraph, so it’s saying you are in Paragraph mode.  If you put your cursor inside a blockquote, it will say P and Blockquote.  If something is in color, it will say P and Span (which indicates color).

Speaking of white space… the block quote feature automatically adds space around the outline of the quote, so now if you add an extra line manually, either above the quote or after it, you get a boatload of extra white space.

The RSS feed now includes the name of the BJ author, but that won’t show up in your old feed; in order to see it, you have to subscribe again.

Sometimes we refer to a location for something on the site as if that location is true for everybody.  (I am definitely guilty of this!)  For instance, the Pet Calendar Info is located at top right on the site, but only for computers and for tablets that are in landscape mode.  Tablets in portrait mode, and phones, will show that under the hamburger. (aka the 3 lines located top right on a phone)  The same is true when we talk about the sidebar – that’s only true on computers and tablets in landscape – on a phone, or a tablet in portrait mode, that’s all located after the comment window at the bottom.

THAT’S ALL THE LETTERS FOR TODAY.  I’LL CONTINUE TO DO THIS FOR A BIT UNTIL EVERYBODY IS UP TO SPEED.

 

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It Wasn’t Balloon Juice

by WaterGirl|  December 6, 20197:55 pm| 125 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Site Maintenance

Just a quick programming note to say that the site interruptions this evening were not the result of a problem with our site – they were the result of problems way further up the networking chain. So there’s that, at least!

Since John thinks that all/most/some of us are insufferable pricks who complain all the time, maybe you guys can use this thread to comment about the things you do like about the new site?

Surely there must be something!

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Dear WaterGirl: Featuring… Featuring!

by WaterGirl|  November 24, 20195:25 pm| 47 Comments

This post is in: Dear WaterGirl

It may be true that you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you do.

Recent changes/fixes:

  1. external websites automatically open in a new tab

Frequent Questions loosely taken from the Balloon Juice Mailbag (aka Site Feedback)

Dear WaterGirl,

Not to be rude, or anything, but what’s the point of Featuring?  Oh, hell, it’s Balloon Juice and we’re like family, so I’ll just say it straight up.  There’s the Featuring section, there’s View by Topic, and there’s the Category Bar at the top – aren’t they all pretty much the same thing?  Why do we have all of those? What were you thinking?  Were you even thinking?

Dear Thank You For Asking So Politely,

What’s the thinking behind Featuring?  For one thing, we want the featured items to be timely.

It’s ACA Open Enrollment, so David Anderson is linked under Featuring.  When Tom Levenson’s next book comes out, Tom will be featured.  But you don’t need to be a writer, or be nationally known, to be in Featuring. On the Road is featured right now, because we want everyone to be able to easily find their beloved On the Road posts until they learn the other easy ways to find them.

Featuring has a lot of potential, I think.  Any author, future or past, can be featured.  Any topic, any subcategory, or even sub-subcategory can be featured at some point, when the timing is right.

Besides the timeliness factor, we want to call attention to some of the fun and eclectic things we talk about here, or things you wouldn’t necessarily know about if you didn’t read every thread, every day. First up will surely be the addition of duck blogging, which makes it likely that one of the existing items will be swapped out.  But hey, it’s Penelope; we all have to make sacrifices for the greater good.

Dear WaterGirl,

What’s in Featuring right this minute?
How often will it change?
Is it the same as it was yesterday?
What about tomorrow?

Dear Wow, You Have a Lot of Questions,

There will typically be 5 links under Featuring at any given time.  John Cole is timeless, so I am making him stay there forever.  Translation: I told John that as Blog Lord, I thought he should always be in the #1 slot forever, and he grudgingly agreed.  Or, alternatively, John wasn’t paying any attention to what I was saying, which could mean that he has no idea that he agreed to that!  But I digress.

Aside from the timelines factor, Featuring will almost never include a top-level category; it’s intended to call attention to particular authors or to subcategories that are fun, or interesting, or that might never see the light of day otherwise, unless you happened upon them in a front page post.  But, because rules are made to be broken, there are two top-level categories under Featuring right now.

What’s in Featuring right this minute?  Check for yourself in the sidebar, under Featuring!

How often will it change?  Featured links (except John) will change over time, generally every month or so, but some will change in a hot minute based on what is happening around us.

Is Featuring the same today as it was yesterday?  No, it is not!  I swapped out “Impeachment Inquiry” and added the more specific “Impeachment Hearings”.  We had a hundred front page posts on the hearings, so it seemed appropriate.  I added “Dear WaterGirl” after several people repeatedly asked me to put website posts in an easy to find spot.  That will be swapped out once it’s no longer timely.

What will be in Featuring tomorrow?  We’ll have to see what tomorrow brings.

Dear WaterGirl.

I had so many questions, I couldn’t get them all in with my first letter!
Who gets to decide what’s in Featuring?
Who decides when it changes?

Dear Oh My Gosh, You Still Have More Questions!

This is perhaps best answered with a story.

For years, I had two dogs: Murphy, my cocker spaniel and AC, who looked like a big, black bear.  I have no idea where the name AC came from or how to spell it, because he was left behind when a coworker’s neighbors packed up the kids, the car, the cat, and the other dog – and drove off, leaving AC behind when they moved to California.  Bastards!  The least I could do was let him keep his name.

AC and Murphy would race down the hall when I threw the ball; it was anybody’s guess who would get to the ball first.  If AC got there first, sometimes Murphy would take the ball right out of AC’s mouth, and friends thought my cocker was the alpha dog.  Nope!  AC knew he was the big dog, and he didn’t need to prove it to anyone.  On the rare occasions when it really mattered to him, AC always got his way.

Cole is like my beloved dog, A/C, and I mean that as the ultimate compliment.  So who gets to decide what’s in Featuring?  I imagine that will be me, most of the time. With, I hope, input from all of you.  But when John has an opinion, I will surely know about it, and John is the big dog.

Dear WaterGirl,

What if I have a great idea for something that could be featured under, well, Featuring?  Do I have to keep it to myself, a potentially great idea that will never see the light of day?  That could be lost forever? That would be terrible!

Dear Funny You Should Ask,

I would love to hear your ideas!  Even if you post your suggestions in a comment, please make sure to also send an email message to my WaterGirl account at Balloon Juice.

THAT’S ALL THE LETTERS FOR TODAY.  I’LL CONTINUE TO DO THESE UNTIL EVERYBODY IS UP TO SPEED.

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Dear WaterGirl: Comments, Cash, and Transparency, Oh My!

by WaterGirl|  November 20, 20197:42 pm| 44 Comments

This post is in: Dear WaterGirl

It may be true that you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you do.

List of new changes/fixes to the new site:

  1. Flyouts/wings/previous post button changes
  2. Added “Show full post on front page” for posts that hide what is below the fold
  3. # of comments has been added to the Post + Comments button
  4. external websites automatically open in a new tab

Frequent Questions from the Balloon Juice Mailbag (aka Site Feedback)

Dear WaterGirl,

Is it helpful if I report the same problem 5 times?  Or ten?  Does that help you fix it faster?  Does that help move the item to the top of the list?

Dear Funny You Should Ask,

The short answer to your question is “no”.  The longer answer is also “no”.  It actually slows things down.  On the bright side, I can provide some reassurance that reporting your problem multiple times does not, at least, cause that problem to be moved down the list. :-)

Dear WaterGirl,

I see the word Transparency in the post title.  Are you planning to talk about how hard you guys worked to make the process as transparent as possible while the site was being developed?  We really did appreciate that, or at least most of us did!

Dear Thank You for Noticing That,

That’s a good thought, but the word Transparency in the title actually refers to the flyouts/wings/previous and next post arrows, which are now quite transparent and allow you to read the text even if it is covered by the flyouts.  The flyouts stop being transparent once you hover over them to see the title of the previous or next post.

If we had more time, I could share more of the requests that asked for a change to the flyouts.  But here are a few, for your reading pleasure: The new website looks great. My only quibble is that the arrows for the previous and next post intrude on the content of the current post. Did I say quibble?  I know it’s a small, cosmetic thing, but they are really annoying.  How do I get rid of those symbols on either side that indicate either next or previous post?  I’m on a iPad Air, and I’m ready to burn the new site down if they don’t go away. I know a lot of people love them but I vote them off of the island.

Dear WaterGirl,

I noticed the word Cash in the title!  I bet you guys are asking people to toss some coins in the PayPal coffers if we like the site or at least appreciate the effort that went into it.  Am I right?  Huh?  Huh?  Huh?

Dear No, Not That Cash, the Other Cache,

Let’s talk about some of the occasional issues that come up related to commenting, but first I’ll back up and talk about cache.

In very simple terms: cache is good.  It helps speed up the site.   A lot.  We want caching.  The trick is to get things set up just right – or as close to just right as possible – so that we use cache whenever possible but don’t use it when it creates problems.  If you occasionally post a comment and it doesn’t show up until you manually refresh, that’s related to cache.  It’s probably also related to which browser you use, because some browsers hold on to cache longer than others.  I’m looking at you, Chrome!

I guess you could compare this to the problem we initially had with embedded tweets.  We want a firewall.  We need a firewall.  But the initial settings were so strict that we couldn’t embed tweets, so they had to be adjusted.

The developers are still making adjustments to cache, as they fine tune the cache setup so we can be as speedy as possible without causing other issues.  It doesn’t mean that something is wrong or that the new site is flaky.  Please try to be patient with them as they try to get this as “just right” as possible.  They have been exceedingly patient with us!

THAT’S ALL THE LETTERS FOR TODAY.  I’LL DO THIS FOR A BIT UNTIL EVERYBODY IS UP TO SPEED.

Oh, and if any of you still don’t know where to find the Blogroll, you might want to read the first Dear WaterGirl thread:

https://balloon-juice.com/2019/11/18/dear-watergirl/

Update: There’s no need to report anything if some the images in John’s twitter feed look funky.  We are testing some images to see what works.  Obviously, the two so far have not!

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Dear WaterGirl

by WaterGirl|  November 18, 20196:38 pm| 73 Comments

This post is in: Dear WaterGirl

It may be true that you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you do.

List of recent changes/fixes to the new site:

  1. Replies display @commenter every time
  2. Amazon and PayPal links have been added to the front page
  3. Russian trolls (and others in spam) no longer show up in Recent Comments
  4. John’s twitter feed in the sidebar is cleaned up and now scrolls
  5. Posting / updating a comment now strips the extra line breaks left at the end of some comments
  6. RSS feeds now include the name of the Balloon Juice author
  7. Snark items are now displaying in posts as they should

Frequent Questions from the Balloon Juice Mailbag (aka Site Feedback)

Dear WaterGirl,

I miss the blogroll. I’m a longtime reader, infrequent commenter. I start my day off here and use the blog roll to explore the other worthwhile liberal blogs.  I know, I know: Why can’t you lurkers bookmark your favorites? But I’m frequently TDY or deployed, and I can only remember two website URLs: balloon-juice.com and dkos, and the Great Orange Satan got rid of their blogroll years ago. I use B-J as a home page for getting to many other great sites.

Dear You’re Not the Only One Who Said They Miss the Blogroll,

Never fear, the blogroll is closer than you think.  Just take the bullet train (down arrow in the white bar up top) down to the Footer.  The blogroll is right there as the middle item in the footer.  We’ve got Readers and Friends of Balloon Juice; On the Lighter Side, with frequent shade from the Word of The Day, and a few other sites that will help you start your day with a balanced breakfast a bit of perspective; followed by Non-Political Blogs, News Sites and, of course, Political Blogs.

If you are a Jackal and have a blog of your own, we can add your blog to the list, and you are welcome to nominate other blogs for inclusion on the blogroll. If you are a lurker Jackal with a blog of your own, you might just have to consider de-lurking so we can include your blog, too.

Dear WaterGirl,

Why can’t the down arrow work like it used to?  In the old site, one if the navigation arrows took me to the comment box at the bottom, which is much more useful than going all the way to the bottom. Not that I don’t love John’s Twitter feed, but I don’t need to go straight to it very often. :-)

Dear That’s Okay, What You Want is Hidden in Plain Sight,

It’s true.  The down arrow is the express train to the Footer, and as we discovered in the reply just above, there is now a reason to go to the footer.  And not just for our great tag line – Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

What you want is the COMMENT button, hidden in plain sight, on the other side of the white bar at the top.  If you touch, press, or click COMMENT – depending on your device – it takes you right down to your favorite place, the comment box.

Dear WaterGirl,

Thanks, WaterGirl for all your hard work on the site. I’m mostly a lurker so now you can say that the lurkers support you in email!.

Dear What a Nice Thing to Say,

Thank you for your kind words, and for making me laugh!

THAT’S ALL THE LETTERS FOR TODAY.  I’LL DO THIS FOR A BIT UNTIL EVERYBODY IS UP TO SPEED.

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We’re Having a Baby

by John Cole|  November 12, 20196:13 pm| 131 Comments

This post is in: Site Maintenance

Tomorrow morning, at 6 am, the site will be unavailable. Right about now, long time commenters and readers are thinking “Sounds about right, it’s a date that ends in ‘y'” or more likely “FYWP!!!”

But wait! There is more! This is a PLANNED outage, and as you know, we don’t plan ANYFUCKINGTHING around here, so there must be a good reason for it. And there is! Tomorrow at 6 am, we will begin to migrate the website over to the new site, and at some point tomorrow (hopefully early afternoon, but I am not promising anything), the new website will be up and running and you can go about your normal daily business of ignoring your kids, pets, and work and arguing because SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET and sending me emails about how much you hate the website.

You’ve been warned. I’m excited and nervous. And remember, it’s bad form to tell anyone their baby is ugly.

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Let’s Talk About How We Treat Each Other Here

by John Cole|  October 29, 20198:02 pm| 223 Comments

This post is in: Site Maintenance, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

As I’ve told you, we will be moving to the brand spanking new site sometime between 6 November to 8 November, and while most of the stuff is done by the developers and Watergirl, I am still working on writing up a new commenting policy. Much to the chagrin of Watergirl, who wants everything done yesterday (even if she does not yell at me I know she is screaming on the inside- I have that effect on women), I’ve been tossing it around in my head for six months, how I want to handle things, how I want us to move forward, etc. In fairness, that is how I write everything- by letting it bounce around my thick skull for a while and then I just blurt it all out. At any rate, I still have not finished the policy, and will circulate it among the front pagers before implemented, but recent events have led me to believe we need to have a chat.

Obviously, and this is no mystery to anyone here, I don’t read the comments as much as I used to. For years, I responded to almost every comment directed my way, and spent hours upon hours mixing it up. I just don’t have the time to do that anymore, and some times I just get burnt out with it all and need a break. We’re coming up on 20 years as a blog, and I don’t know if you realize it, 20 years for a blog is A LONG FUCKING TIME. Most digital magazines only last a year or two, to give you an idea. So I do what I have to do to stay fresh, or as close to it as reasonably possible. A lot of times I go to write posts these days, and Betty Cracker or Mistermix or Anne Laurie or someone else has already not only addressed what I wanted to talk about, but did a better job than I would have.

I’m rambling. At any rate, I want to talk about how we treat each other in the comments. As always, you are free to say, within limits, whatever the fuck you want in the comments. Obviously there are some things we will not tolerate, like racist, sexist, and other wise bigoted bullshit. But my overall philosophy has been you are, within limits, able to post whatever you want, because it only reflects on you. When you say stupid shit, you’re the one who is standing out in public with your pants around your ankles looking the fool, not me. We’re not going to delete comments, we’re not going to censor you, and if people don’t want to hear your rambling nonsense, well, that’s why we have the pie filter (ALL HAIL CLEEK!).

Having said that, I do want to caution you that it appears we are all strung out from year 67 (that is how long he has been President, right?) of the Trump Presidency and the never-ending cavalcade of nonsense and the ceaseless barrage of mean-spiritedness and overall nastiness, and appear at times to be taking it out on each other. I’d like you to think about how you treat your fellow commenters, and try to, in the words of Melania, BE BEST. There’s no reason for pile-ons of decent people who you just happen to disagree with. Just because you don’t value one person’s insight doesn’t mean there aren’t others who love them. I’m speaking in general, but more specifically I saw MomSense take a heap of abuse and there have been others. There’s just no need for that. It’s not your job to tone police the comments, or to drive off people who don’t agree with you. There’s no need to assume that because someone lurves them some Bernie or has a full on crush for Biden (both positions I personally find mystifying) is just a troll or trying to hurt Democrats or what not. Just stop it with the bad faith stuff.

This place is supposed to be a community and a safe haven. Try to be good to one another. Try to keep that every person typing, even if their screen name is LordFartDaddy, is an actual living, breathing, sentient human being, with feelings and emotions and a life of their own. You don’t know how bad their day has been. You don’t know what they are struggling with on an hourly basis. Try not to fuck with them. Let’s use this space to help each other, help liberal causes, and vent when we need to. Let’s try to be better about not tearing each other down and getting at each other’s throats. And this goes for commenters and front pagers.

Or else I’m gonna have to fuck one or more of you up. Steve hasn’t eaten since noon, people. This is not an idle threat.

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