Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“woke” is the new caravan.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

Dear media: perhaps we ought to let Donald Trump speak for himself!

The jury literally has a bell they can ring to force Trump to show up on command. Greatest thing ever!

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

Everything is totally normal and fine!!!

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

There’s always a light at the end of the frog.

Innocent people don’t delay justice.

We’ll be taking my thoughts and prayers to the ballot box.

The arc of the moral universe doesn’t bend itself. it’s up to us.

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

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