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Palmeiro Suspended

by John Cole|  August 1, 20051:15 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: Sports

Two weeks ago, I congratulated Rafael Palmeiro for joining an elite club of hitters who have hit 500 home runs and 3000 hits, stating: Congrats to Rafael Palmeiro, someone I generally consider to be one of the genuine good guys in baseball (this is where all fo you tell me how he isn’t shattering yet …

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Eight Years of Epic Fail

by John Cole|  July 1, 20084:02 pm| 82 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Assholes, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

If you have a few minutes, take the moment to go read Brad Reed’s “The 10 Most Awesomely Bad Moments of the Bush Presidency:” Narrowing down the Bush administration’s various debacles to a mere 10 was no easy feat. In fact, I expect that many people will express dismay that their least favorite moment was …

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Steroid Use- Clinton’s Fault

by John Cole|  August 4, 20054:19 pm| 23 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

And just to show that wingnuttery is an equal opportunity offender, this bit of bilious twaddle from Emmett Tyrrell: In the 1990s, we called this “compartmentalizing.” It was approved by journalists and public figures alike. President Bill Clinton executed his presidential tasks exuberantly day in and day out while retaining subpoenaed documents from prosecutors, coaching …

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Congrats, Rafael

by John Cole|  July 16, 20059:38 am| 5 Comments

This post is in: Sports

Congrats to Rafael Palmeiro, someone I generally consider to be one of the genuine good guys in baseball (this is where all fo you tell me how he isn’t shattering yet another illusion), for joining one of the most elite clubs in baseball: It was a fitting celebration for one of baseball’s perfect gentlemen: A …

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