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Peak wingnut was a lie.

Second rate reporter says what?

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

“I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.

It’s time for the GOP to dust off that post-2012 autopsy, completely ignore it, and light the party on fire again.

Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

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Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

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Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

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And I am sure the

by John Cole|  April 13, 20021:01 pm| Leave a Comment

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And I am sure the Harvard reaction is good riddance…

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Week-end Margartita Update: No policeman

by John Cole|  April 13, 200212:52 pm| Leave a Comment

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Week-end Margartita Update: No policeman friends, but I am so hungover my hair hurts.

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One more thing- anyone who

by John Cole|  April 12, 20023:05 pm| Leave a Comment

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One more thing- anyone who has ever seen a basketball in their entire lives- WVU needs a coach, again. This one lasted a week before quitting. We are the laughingstock of the sporting nation.

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No posting for me until

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No posting for me until Sunday, most likely. It is 75 degrees, sunny, and I am about to go engage in a 2 day margarita spree. If you want to help me with bail money, I prefer the paypal method over the amazon honors…

Adios

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Is this the real cause

by John Cole|  April 11, 20029:06 pm| Leave a Comment

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Is this the real cause for European Anti-Semitism?

“What is the worldly religion of the Jew? Huckstering. What is his worldly God? Money.”

Can you guess the Jew-basher? Pat Buchanan? Pat Robertson?

Nah. Hillary Clinton? Maybe, if Dick Morris can be trusted. It was actually Karl Marx, in an obscure 1843 booklet written in response to German theologian Bruno Bauer’s “The Jewish Question.” The booklet is best known by the wishful Moscow translation, “A World Without Jews.”

The author has his own excellent blog that you might want to check out. By the way Clay- I want on the damned enemies list. Snicker.

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What the hell do I

by John Cole|  April 11, 20028:53 pm| Leave a Comment

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What the hell do I have to do or say to get on the Warblogger Watch List? I am at least as blood thirsty as Jeff Jarvis..

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This should help you choose

by John Cole|  April 11, 20028:50 pm| Leave a Comment

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This should help you choose which computer you are going to buy:

The country’s fourth-largest computer maker is taking to the airwaves in a bid to rally consumers against a copyright-protection bill that would prevent computers from playing pirated movies and music.

Starting Wednesday night, computer maker Gateway Inc. will launch a radio and TV ad campaign urging consumers to visit its Web site to download free music and learn more about a copyright debate that so far has been dominated by Washington lobbyists and corporate lawyers.

The ad campaign underscores the furor over a bill introduced last month by South Carolina Democratic Sen. Ernest Hollings that would prevent new computers, CD players and other consumer-electronics devices from playing unauthorized movies, music and other digital media files.

Let’s see. Dell hassles legal gun owners and federally authorized sellers of weapons, Gateway is spending their money promoting awareness of the horrible impact the Hollings Bill will have on consumers.

I am in the market for a new computer. My choice got much easier.

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