Deputinize America
So in February 2024, we made a decision to go see Malta, a place we’d never been, and to see it during Carnival, just prior to Lent. You’ve already seen the photos from the first leg of this trip, a layover in Milan – something which really set the tone. The sense of history there is overwhelming, as it has been a cultural crossroads for millennia, and we stayed in two locations over the course of 10 days or so, engaging in multiple tours and adventures along the way.
Our first portion involved a stay in Valletta, essentially a planned Crusader city built a few centuries after the Crusades. Here are some salient points about Malta:
- Valletta sits astride one of the finest natural harbors in the world, and was so defensible that the Brits eventually broke the will of the Axis to continue the Siege of Malta during WWII.
- Valletta has an incredible accumulation of Michelin-starred restaurants for a modest sized city (more on that).
- Language in Malta is complex. Because of its crossroads status, there are a great number of borrowed words, but roughly 60% of the base language is Semitic due to the prevalence of Phoenician/Carthaginian ethnic heritage dating from roughly the 18th century BCE onwards. Oddly enough, the written characters are essentially Roman, and the culture is definitely Latin Catholic. Ultimately, signage looks like crazy town, because the letter combinations look odd to English, Romance and German speakers. For an added bonus, when Maltese people visit Tunisia or other parts of the Arab world, they find that they understand that language by ear.
- Humans have been present on Malta since neolithic times, although there appears to have been a thousand year abandonment.
- The history consists of multiple periods of conquest and partial assimilations, although the Maltese seemed to do a great job of maintaining core aspects of culture and character.
- Food is unique, with southern Mediterranean flora and fauna being seasoned by very Middle Eastern spice preferences.

First morning at the city walls, awaiting the parade.
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