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To My Adoring Fan

by John Cole|  January 16, 200810:09 am| 29 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, Previous Site Maintenance, General Stupidity

I don’t generally delete comments, and I think I have banned under ten people since this website was started (half of whom I then let back after a few weeks), but one idiot I have banned repeatedly, he keeps coming back with a new IP, I ban him again, rinse and repeat. I have decided, …

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Out of My Bunker

by John Cole|  December 3, 200711:06 am| 101 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance, Sports

So the Steelers managed to somewhat salvage (congrats, Hines!) what was otherwise an awful weekend here, and by awful, I mean the entire town is just shocked, disgusted, and depressed. Going from the possibility of a National Championship to nothing just really kinda dampens the mood of the town. Oh well. At any rate, I …

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The Suddenly Incurious Citizen Journalists

by John Cole|  December 1, 200710:12 am| 108 Comments

This post is in: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

If ever you were under the illusion that Greater Wingnuttia was anything other than a bunch of partisan goobers wholly uninterested in the truth and wedded only to the needs of the Republican party, surely the last week has shed you of that illusion. As I write this, only one fringe nutter has even mentioned …

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Supporting The Troops

by Tim F|  November 20, 20073:24 pm| 115 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, War

Surreal. The U.S. Military is demanding that thousands of wounded service personnel give back signing bonuses because they are unable to serve out their commitments. To get people to sign up, the military gives enlistment bonuses up to $30,000 in some cases. Now men and women who have lost arms, legs, eyesight, hearing and can …

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Someone Translate The Anger, Please

by John Cole|  November 19, 20075:17 pm| 67 Comments

This post is in: Media, General Stupidity

I can’t figure out what Michelle is mad about: I’ve often wondered what it would take for MTV to clean up its act. Now, we know. The aging music network wants Middle Eastern eyeballs, and it’ll do anything to cater to its audience–including toning down raunchy content and covering up scantily-clad hostesses. If it were …

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New Phase- Blame the Victim

by John Cole|  November 15, 20079:27 am| 22 Comments

This post is in: Military, War

I see that on the eve of the House passing what will surely be a vetoed Iraq spending bill, some in the military are getting a little disgusted: Senior military commanders here now portray the intransigence of Iraq’s Shiite-dominated government as the key threat facing the U.S. effort in Iraq, rather than al-Qaeda terrorists, Sunni …

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Emailgate: America Held Hostage, Day 4

by John Cole|  October 31, 200712:23 pm| 44 Comments

This post is in: Military, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, Rumormongering

The latest developments can be found here. The whole thing is just weird. The only rational explanations I can think of are that Boylan wrote the email, and now wishes he hadn’t, or has allowed subordinates to write emails for him, one got a little overzealous, and now Boylan is dealing with the shit-storm. There …

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